The strongest funny system

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The navy was sailing, but the cowardly Xue army was led by Sixiong, and ran along the sea with the horses.

The navy is naturally confused, and they don't know who this team is.

If they hadn't stepped on the dividing line between Hong Kong Island and the mainland without crossing the border, they would have taken them down long ago.

But now it seems...

Are they allies perhaps?
Also came for that Andre?
This Andre... But the humiliation of their navy these days.

So many police forces were mobilized, but he escaped. The navy was aggrieved. Maybe this time there was some hope, because there were some people as weird as Andre, who rode horses and ran on the sea.

Even when they were running, their horses would teleport, and then flashed in front of a hundred meters with a swoosh, and the stars were shining, I don't know if they were filming...

"Andre, what are the backgrounds of those riders?" Wu Shuang looked back and asked curiously.

She has never seen a war horse that can teleport to the stars, and can run on the sea.

"I don't know the background, but I know what their army is called."

"What's your name?" Wushuang pricked up his ears.

"Coward Xue Jun."

"The Cowardly Xue Army?" Wushuang was surprised. Coincidentally, she saw this army on TV. It is said that it was formed by Emperor Menggu himself 800 years ago. The salary of every ordinary soldier is equal to the general level of other armies. Terrible existence.

"Do you know?" Andre smiled, "They are more powerful than those in history."

"Indeed." Looking at the knight behind him, who was constantly slapping the sea and teleporting, Wushuang fell silent.

The cowardly Xue Jun on TV can't run on the sea.

And their armor...

Upon closer inspection, it seems to be more beautiful than the one on TV, covered with strange patterns, extremely mysterious.

"That is a battle armor with great divine power." Andre said: "Since they are the personal guards of Emperor Menggu, they are naturally equipped with the highest-level equipment. After putting on the battle armor, they have the prestige of 'undead knights'."

"Is it an undead knight?" Wu Shuang also happened to watch a TV set about the "undead knight"...

These four words are very valuable.

It represents the bravery of the knight and the invincible power.

No wonder Andre was running away.

These people can't be killed. Isn't it a waste of time to stay and fight with them?

"They are here for you." Andre said suddenly.

"What?" Wushuang was surprised, "For me?"

"if not?"

"how do you know?"

"Anyway, I have never offended anyone who is afraid of Xue Jun," Andre said, "Since they are not looking for me, they are definitely looking for you."

"Why are you looking for me?" Wushuang frowned, "I don't know them either."

"You don't know each other," Andre said, "but they know you."

"Impossible." Wushuang shook his head like a rattle, "I grew up in the sea, how could I know these undead knights?"

"Maybe someone thought you were kidnapped by me and sent them to rescue you." Andre saw the truth clearly and saw the truth at a glance.

"Then I'll tell them not to fight with you." Wushuang said anxiously. Andre didn't harm her, and even taught her Qigong.

"Don't waste your energy." Andre said: "You shout to them now, they can't hear you, and we will arrive in Pengcheng soon. After arriving in Pengcheng, I will leave directly, and they will naturally not chase after me."

"Are you really leaving?" Wushuang heard the meaning of parting.

Although it was only a few days, she regarded Andre as a friend.

"See you by fate." Andre smiled at her: "I still have things to do. When you meet next time, I will tell you why I did that."

"Next time, I'll know your true face."

"That's the best." He said yes, but Andre's expression was not very good, and he said sadly: "I just don't know... next time we meet, will you still recognize me as a friend?"

"Why?" Wushuang was always curious.

"Because I'm not a good person." Andre finally gave her a smile, and then rushed to the beach.

Before the person landed, he disappeared, leaving Wushuang standing there alone.

On the distant sea, those war horses have just arrived.

They stood by the sea and did not come up for a long time.

He took a few glances at Wushuang in the sea, and after confirming that she was not in danger, he left this world and ran away into the depths of the sea.

As Andre said, they didn't chase him either.

It's as if their task is really to protect Wushuang!
After confirming that she was intact, he left decisively.

Such a clear military discipline.

"Listen, women in front, you are already surrounded, quickly put down your weapons, and you will be captured without a fight—"

"Oops." Hearing the siren in his ear, Wushuang's expression changed, and he did something bad for the first time.

She escaped.

The strength is close to that of a god-level master. When she wants to leave, no one can catch up.

Including the 'civilian' who was afraid of Xue Jun.

He chased after him for a long time before finally giving up, so he went to negotiate with the navy.

After the civil servants threw a lot of hole cards, the Hong Kong Island Navy went back and forth, and never cared about Wushuang.

Because even if you want to...

They can't afford it either.

……

……

Seven Star Headquarters.

Hearing the news that Wushuang was safe and sound, Bai Shaolong felt relieved.

Start to keep putting in the work.

The recent turmoil in China, a bald man, a Jiang Chao, a bad person...

These are threats to the existence of the Seven Star Chamber of Commerce.

He is very busy.

……

……

Happy Valley.

Ouhe finally got someone.

It's just that this person made his scalp tingle.

"Why, I treated you to dinner, and I wronged you?" Ning Yunlan stood in front of Ouhe with a glamorous look and a dignified look.

She is obviously in her thirties, but she is as cute as a young girl. Ouhe is very afraid of her.

Because she slept with herself a lot.

Although it was an accident, it was indeed a woman who had intimate contact with her.

"I'm waiting for Mu Xiaotu." Ouhe snorted, his face serious.

He was pretending, because if he didn't pretend, Ning Yunlan would assume the role of 'principal' and teach him a lesson.

Ouhe must persevere and not let her forget that she is Ou Tianwang.

Otherwise it's screwed...

"Mu Xiaotu asked me to come out." Ning Yunlan's words discouraged Ouhe.

"Really?"

"Otherwise?" Ning Yunlan rolled his eyes at him, "You have a little self-knowledge, okay, people just don't want to see you, why are you so annoying? It's really funny to return Ou Tianwang."

Look, as soon as Ouhe was discouraged, Ning Yunlan hit him with a stick and beat him to pieces.

Bisheng Ouhe couldn't get angry with her.

Because he respects her; their relationship is extraordinary; he traveled thousands of miles to kill Xian Jiuhong for her...

Who is she?
"That's her business," Ouhe refused. "I don't believe it. She is always so cruel that she won't come to see me. If she doesn't come, I will wait here for the rest of my life."

"You..." Ning Yunlan was dumbfounded, why didn't he know that Ouhe was so infatuated before?It made her very angry, and said, "You are like a bitch!"

"No." Ouhe refused, "I'm called 'Evil Girl Fears a Husband'..." He glanced at Ning Yunlan, and said with a sneer, "You will never understand."

"Really?" Ning Yunlan smiled, "Then let me pester you for a try?"

Ouhe: ...