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"It's not that Ouhe." Ning Yunlan snorted.

"It's him again!" Mu Xiaotu subconsciously said, clenching her fists.

"Oh?" Ning Yunlan was puzzled, "Why, are you also because he is in a bad mood?"

"I didn't!" Mu Xiaotu shook her head straight, but the answer was already written on her face with that nervous look.

"I also don't think you care about him." Ning Yunlan smiled.

"..." Mu Xiaotu clenched her fists even tighter, and asked, "What did Principal Ning want to say? How did he offend you?"

"Hey, it's not that I'm offended." Ning Yunlan said: "I'm not worth it for a certain girl."

"why?"

"Why else?" Ning Yunlan said: "He has become prettier recently, he is messing around everywhere, attracting bees and butterflies, I am not happy to see him."

"You think so too?" Mu Xiaotu's eyes became brighter.

"Oh? You think about this too?" Ning Yunlan's eyes brightened.

"No!" Mu Xiaotu glared at Ning Yunlan bitterly, causing the woman to cover her mouth and laugh.

"Chasing after you if you like." Ning Yunlan suddenly looked at her and said, "What era is it now? It's no longer the routine of men chasing women, and even in ancient times, there were 'women chasing men's compartments'." Yarn' as the saying goes."

"What are you talking about?" Mu Xiaotu pretended not to understand, which was quite cute, and Ning Yunlan didn't want to expose her.

"I mean, Ouhe is already perfect, handsome, rich, and able to go to heaven, although being by his side also means facing different dangers, but isn't this the charm of a man? Which woman likes ordinary boys."

"What are you talking about?" Mu Xiaotu asked repeatedly; it should be for this reason, she wanted to hear more.

"Yan Qianyu, Mo Yuyan, Zhang Jinhua—"

"Sister Jinhua too?" Mu Xiaotu gasped, she didn't expect this character.

She has so many rivals in love?

"Heh," Ning Yunlan smiled, "Besides her, there are more Jianghu women, and those unknown enemies are the most terrifying; have you watched Qing palace dramas? Lingfei and Xianfei are favored by Qianlong's side, But suddenly a concubine Xiang appeared—you have to think about these things carefully, I advise you, it’s better to make a move as soon as possible, don’t regret it for the rest of your life.”

"What are you talking about?" Mu Xiaotu asked Ning Yunlan three times, but her expression had nothing to do with this sentence.

Because she really listened to Ning Yunlan's words.

With that person's status and status, if she continues to fret, she will regret it for the rest of her life sooner or later!
'what should I do then. Mu Xiaotu only had to say this, and then asked Ning Yunlan for advice.

She didn't say that...but Ning Yunlan could also see it.

And inexplicably said: "Shoot directly, no ink stains!"

"How do you do it?" Mu Xiaotu finally revealed his heart to Ning Yunlan.

"Cook raw rice directly!" Ning Yunlan said, "What else is there to wait for?"

"You, you, you!" Mu Xiaotu was immediately ashamed, she really didn't expect Principal Ning to be so crazy.

"What are you?" Ning Yunlan looked at her suspiciously, "I told you to start with delicious food, didn't I say 'to grab a man's heart, you must grab his stomach'? What expression do you have?"

"You!" Mu Xiaotu died of anger.

She didn't expect Ning Yunlan to be so bad.

"Okay." Mu Xiaotu is so cute that Ning Yunlan can't bear to tease her, "I mean, if you really like it, don't be influenced by other emotions. Love can't be exchanged for restraint. Bravery is the only way to be young." the melody of man."

"En." In fact, Mu Xiaotu knew it well, she just needed someone to convince her, and Ning Yunlan was such a good person.

"But I misunderstood him because of the previous incident, and even scolded him..." Mu Xiaotu was very worried.

"Who is he?" Ning Yunlan smiled.

"Let's just call him 'a river' for the time being." Mu Xiaotu was embarrassed.

"Uh..." Ning Yunlan was also defeated by her small expression of refusing to admit it, her chest wobbled with laughter, making the customers around her stare.

"'Yihe' seems very sad. I can vividly remember what happened that day, and I can't face him." Mu Xiaotu said.

"How does that river feel to you?" Ning Yunlan calmly faced Mu Xiaotu, putting away her monstrous love, and couldn't help pinching her pretty face.

"He said he liked me." Mu Xiaotu looked embarrassed and said shyly, "I don't know if it's true or not."

"Okay, then let's assume this is true." Ning Yunlan said: "If he really likes you, and you also——you like him, right?"

"This..." Mu Xiaotu shook his head and stopped, stopped and shook, unable to give a reason for a long time.

"Then let me assume that you like him too, okay?" Ning Yunlan couldn't laugh or cry.

"En." Mu Xiaotu nodded shyly, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "It's just a hypothesis..."

"Well, suppose." Ning Yunlan said: "Assuming you love him too, and he loves you too—"

"Wait!" Mu Xiaotu was wrong again, "Why did it become 'love' again?"

"Adjective, adjective!" Ning Yunlan said: "Assuming you like each other, then the matter will be settled."

"How to solve it?" Mu Xiaotu blinked her big eyes.

"How far have you guys gone?" Ning Yunlan was a little excited when she said this.

"This..." If you don't care about the previous 'mistakes', they haven't even made it a step.

Mu Xiaotu thought it should be like this, so she said: "We have nothing."

"Is that so?" Ning Yunlan raised both hands, squeezed them into a 'beak' shape, and poked them.

"Which way?" Mu Xiaotu couldn't make up her mind, she looked at Ning Yunlan who was gossiping.

"That's it." Ning Yunlan changed her gesture to a more vivid one—patting her own lips, making a 'sucking' sound.

"No more!" Mu Xiaotu was ashamed, and put her hands and head together in front of Ning Yunlan.

"Then you are like this!" Ning Yunlan was very excited, "Wait for you to go down and kiss him! After kissing you, run away, and he will understand."

"Go down, who to kiss?" Mu Xiaotu was at a loss, never thought about such a thing, asking her to kiss Ouhe... wouldn't it kill her?
"Dear 'a river'!"

The customers next to him were a little confused when they heard Ning Yunlan's amplified volume.

Why kiss a river?Thirsty and no water to drink?Since you can live in this four-star hotel, you can't even afford a bottle of mineral water?

"Ah." Mu Xiaotu ran away directly.

totally unbearable...

"Are you going to kiss 'a river'?" Ning Yunlan stood up and shouted at her.

"ah!"

Mu Xiaotu ran even faster.

"Hehe." The woman laughed on the spot, completely annoyed those customers who could see but not touch.

What a sexy and perfect woman, she is like a stunner.

Just like that... staring at Ning Yunlan twisting this plump little waist, they left the terrace garden.

Until now, they didn't understand why they wanted to kiss a river.

Maybe it's a matter of faith?