The strongest funny system

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Pengcheng, a giant tooth fishing village.

This is a small village that prides itself on fish teeth.

Every household fishes, and the biggest fish they catch will have their teeth pulled out and hung at the door of their house.

The teeth of the village chief's family are the biggest. It is said that their ancestors once fought against sea beasts; his family's teeth are as big as a truck!

But the young people in the village said that the village chief was bragging, and his teeth might be from models!

In modern society, where do trucks have such big teeth?
If it is true, how majestic is this sea beast?
Today, many outsiders have come to the village. The scenery of Giant Tooth Village is beautiful and it is close to the sea. Most of the residents have opened B&Bs as a second way of life, so they are not afraid of outsiders, and even welcome them very much.

It's just that today's group of city people is very unusual.

Their cars and clothes are much better than ordinary tourists.

They are all signs that villagers need to see on TV.

"Do you have any special stories here?" A man with a million-dollar watch stopped a village woman.

"Ah?" The woman was taken aback for a moment at first, but soon she blew up familiarly, "The special story, of course, is the village head's family. He is a descendant of Sea God, you can talk to him."

"Where are you going?" the man asked.

"Did you see that white tooth on the mountain?" The woman pointed to the huge tooth and smiled at the man, "That's the village chief's house."

"Okay, thank you." With a wave of his hand, the man dispersed the other subordinates, telling them to look elsewhere, while he went to the village head's house.

It's just that the village chief is an idiot, and he didn't give him any information other than bragging.

The man was very helpless, and went down the mountain, recalling the words of the village chief.

"The Seagod's Crossbow? Heh, I'm not afraid of laughing my ass off."

The man felt that there should be nothing to find here, so he planned to go north again and search along the mountain, and there might be some strange things.

Shi Feihang explained that he had to find a powerful technique, and half a month had passed, and Mao didn't even have one.

He felt that if this continued, Shi Feihang would definitely kill him.

During this time, everyone knew that Shi Feihang was crazy because of that Qing'er, and he also had the feeling that King Zhou met Daji.

"It's true. I saw the Sea God's Crossbow that grandpa mentioned in my dream. It was a beautiful big guy. At that time, the sea monster swallowed the entire village. It was the Sea God's Crossbow that saved everyone."

There was a child next to him, squatting on the ground to paint, and said to the man while painting.

"Keep blowing." If the man hadn't seen that he was a child, he might have kicked him to death.

Even the sea monsters are out...why don't you go to heaven?

Just when the man was about to leave, he suddenly stopped in his tracks, his face full of shock.

"What are you painting?" He paused in front of the boy, watching him paint the wall.

Inexplicably, the man felt that there was a mystery in this painting, as if some monster was about to come out of it. He glanced at it and felt the 'extreme martial arts', which was a 'mystery' that their warriors could not ignore.

"Draw whatever you want." The boy smiled reservedly, but he was happy in his heart.

Today is Sunday, so he doesn't have to go to class; as long as he doesn't have class, he likes to doodle around the village, and what he likes most is when tourists praise him for his good paintings.

This will give him a sense of accomplishment.

In fact, he is in the giant tooth fishing village...has the title of 'Little Ma Liang in Pengcheng'.

"How about giving me this painting?" The man was very excited. The more he looked at it, the more miraculous the painting became. He felt that he had been chosen by this painting. If he got to know it better, maybe he could break through to a first-level master!

"How can I give it?" Little Ma Liang asked suspiciously, "This is a wall! The old man behind the wall is very fierce. I risk my life when I paint, and I am ready to run away at any time. Keep your voice down, and he will hear you." It's over."

"That's not a problem." The man smiled, "As long as you promise to give me the painting, I can take it away."

"Then take it, I'll give it to you." Xiao Ma Liang grabbed the watch that the man handed over, curled his lips, thought it was ugly, but still accepted it considerately.

Maybe it's an old man with no money...

But if someone likes his paintings, then he is generous once.

"Hehe, you're a good boy." The man winked at his subordinates in the distance, and they naturally came to take the little boy away, and then the man entered the room.

Two minutes later, he walked out of the house again, and called someone to remove the entire wall.

Only then did people see the body of the vicious 'grandpa'.

"Hey…"

Obviously, Xiao Maliang also saw this scene, and he regretfully said to the grandfather: "You have a bad temper. Although those people are superficially friendly, they are actually murderous monsters. I can see it at such a young age." , why can’t you see it? Old bastard, you’ve lived in vain for so many years…”

Clutching a million-dollar watch, Ma Liang left the scene.

No one knew what happened except him.

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The man observed the wall painting in private for a long time, but found that he could not go any further, so after breaking through to the first-level grand master, he moved the wall painting back to the Shi family mansion.

This is a painting that can be seen as weird as long as it is a warrior.

Everyone got a little power from it, and Shi Feihang was no exception.

So he brought it to Qing'er.

Sunny feels nothing...

Shi Feihang was very sorry, but he also understood in his heart.

Qing'er is not a warrior, she can't understand this painting.

"Look, continue to search for powerful and weird treasures across the country for me, and if you find me, I will give you [-] million!"

A frenzied drama of stealing treasures, chasing after killings, spy wars, and secret agents, followed Shi Feihang's words, and was staged all over the country.

A deal of [-] million can drive many warriors crazy.

Because not everyone can easily earn [-] million.

Money is still a good thing in this world.

"Don't be sad. This painting should be kept as a souvenir. You can take a look at it when you have nothing to do. If you don't want to look at it, I will send someone to move it away."

Shi Feihang comforted Qing'er, and couldn't help but hug her waist with his big hands.

Smelling the faint deodorant on her body, Shi Feihang's heart agitated, and then he untied her belt, wanting to do something meaningful.

But the ending is still kicked away.

Shi Feihang became even more excited.

He felt that this life was... full of excitement.

Can see but not touch, and sometimes make people sink.

"What the hell are you trying to tell me?"

After Shi Feihang left, Qing'er got dressed and looked at the wall painting.

The woman has an exquisite figure, a straight waist, and brilliant blond hair, as dazzling as a princess of a foreign race.

In front of the weird wall painting, she seemed to blend in.

"come in."

really.

On the fifth day, in the dead of night, Qing'er spoke to the wall painting again.

Then that painting really sucked her in.