Slaying gods and demons with bare hands, my salted fish avatar collapsed

"Haha, fellow daoist is really polite." Jiang Chen cupped his hands and smiled, and immediately brought Erha into the room.

As soon as he came in, he saw a beautiful junior sister with a rosy face and resentful eyes.

"Wow, what a handsome man."

The beautiful junior sister was originally very resentful when she was disturbed, but when she saw Jiang Chen's suave and handsome face, she immediately trembled and her breathing became short of breath.

"Junior Sister, why don't you hurry up and let this fellow Taoist relax?" Dongfang Ao saw that Jiang Chen had been sizing up the beautiful Junior Sister as soon as he entered the door, his face immediately became happy, and hurriedly urged.

He was worrying about not being able to find something good to exchange for the ninth-rank pill in Jiang Chen's hands, but now he had it?

"Young master, ask the servant to squeeze your shoulders for you to relax."

Hearing Dongfang Ao's words, the beautiful junior sister's face also turned rosy, and then limped to Jiang Chen, wanting to squeeze his shoulders.

hiss!
Is your shoulder pinching normal?

Jiang Chen frowned, and immediately grabbed the soft and boneless little hand of the beautiful junior sister.

"Fellow Daoist, you don't have to put yourself through such a test. I, Wang Zhatian, really came here this time to give you warmth on behalf of the community."

Jiang Chen spoke upright and solemnly, asking you not to insult me ​​with a tall appearance.

Erha twitched her lips, followed her big brother, starved nine meals in three days, and had to eat steel rods if she was unlucky.

If you don't need it, you can give it to me, Lord Dog. Why waste it like this?

With that said, Jiang Chen handed the pill to Dongfang.

Dongfang Ao was stunned for a moment, then he seemed to think of something, and immediately burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, I understand. Fellow Daoist is a matter of justice in the world, a model of righteousness, how could he be deceived by women?"

"I have accepted the elixir, I wish you all a good time."

Dongfang Ao gave Jiang Chen a big hug, and immediately left the room with a smile as if I had seen through you a long time ago.

"Fuck, does my Wang Zhatian look like that kind of casual person?"

Jiang Chen curled his lips and said, almost couldn't hold back and rushed forward to give Dongfang Ao a big warm mouth.

"Young master, the servant's family is yours now, come here as you please."

"Come in quickly."

The beautiful junior sister held Jiang Chen's arm tenderly, rubbing and rubbing, and dragged him to the inner room by the way.

groove? ?

The corner of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched fiercely, what the hell are these bullshit words, don't think that because I'm handsome, you can do whatever you want.

But the beautiful junior sister is so enthusiastic, wouldn't it be too hurtful to refuse?

"Girl, don't be afraid of this Cao thief, I, Cao Cao, will protect you." Suddenly, Erha on the side couldn't bear it anymore, and finally said righteously.

In broad daylight, the world is bright, and dogs, men and women live in the same room, it is really outrageous...

"Well, such a cute puppy, but I remember you seem to be Genji, right? Wang Genji."

The beautiful junior sister suddenly saw Erha, and there was a frenzy in her beautiful eyes, as if she thought of something more exciting.

"..."

Nima, why am I speechless?

After hearing what the beautiful junior sister said, Erha almost fainted in the toilet.

He looked at Jiang Chen resentfully, as if he was saying, it's all your weird name, Lord Dog, I can't find a reason to refute it.

"You must protect the girl well, I'll go out to let the air out."

Jiang Chen let go of the beautiful junior sister's hand, immediately turned around and said something to Erha, and then left the room without looking back.

Women have always only affected my brother's sword drawing speed, ahem, of course, except for those who I can't refuse.

"Don't worry, boy, Lord Dog, I will definitely pass on the justice in this world to this girl."

Seeing that Jiang Chen trusted him so much, Erha was also extremely moved, and immediately nodded very seriously.

He has endured the pain that he shouldn't have to bear at his age, but for the justice of the world, he, Erha, is willing to contribute his own strength.

……

On the other side, Dongfang Ao came to a secret room excitedly, holding the ninth-rank elixir.

"Hahahaha, with this elixir, the hidden dangers in my body can finally be eliminated, and I will be able to return to the peak soon."

Looking at the panacea in his hand, which contained endless vitality, Dongfang Ao was so happy that tears filled his eyes.

It has been three years, because of his unmentionable illness, he has been secretly ridiculed for three full years. This is really an unforgettable but sad experience.

But now, all this will end.

"I, Dongfang Ao, started to harden from today on."

Saying that, without hesitation, he swallowed the pill in his hand in one gulp.

"Buzz!"

The elixir melted in his mouth, and a powerful medicinal power traveled back and forth in his body.

"boom!"

"what……"

A heart-piercing pain came suddenly, Dongfang Ao grinned in pain, and immediately uttered a scream like killing a pig.

"This... this must be the pain before the unmentionable disease is cured, yes, it must be like this." Dongfang Ao gritted his teeth and said firmly.

"puff……"

But just as he finished speaking, a mouthful of old blood suddenly spewed out.

But just when he felt that he had been cheated, a white light suddenly passed behind him.

"I...my cultivation has actually broken through?" Dongfang Ao's expression was beyond shock.

His cultivation has been stagnant for a long time due to the existence of the hidden disease. Now that his cultivation has been broken through, doesn't it mean that his hidden disease no longer exists?

"Jie, jie, jie... I'm an idiot..."

Dongfang Ao stood up from the ground excitedly, but suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness welling up in his heart, as if his whole body had been hollowed out.

"boom!"

He fell to the ground so hard that he didn't realize he said the wrong thing.

"What's going on?" Dongfang Ao frowned, just now he found that his body seemed to be weaker.

"boom!"

At this moment, the stone door of the secret room was kicked down, but there was another door that was thrown straight at him.

"don't want……"

Dongfang Ao wanted to get up and dodge the stone gate which weighed several hundred kilograms, but just as he started, a sense of powerlessness came over him instantly, and he couldn't exert any strength.

"what……"

In the end, he could only scream and was directly crushed by the huge stone door.

Jiang Chen carried a pot of tea and two teacups, and the old god Zaizai walked in from outside. He was going to treat Dongfang Ao to a cup of tea, and talk about his fate with Void Boat by the way.

But when he saw that there was no one in the secret room, and there was no figure of Dongfang Ao at all, he couldn't help being startled.

"Fuck, where is Dongfang Proudren?" Jiang Chen stepped on the stone door angrily.

He clearly felt that Dongfang Ao was in this secret room just now?
"what……"

Unexpectedly, when he stepped down, there was a scream like a pig being slaughtered from under the stone gate.

"I'm stupid..."

Dongfang Ao roared speechlessly, but soon he realized something was wrong.

He obviously wanted to say 'I'm below' just now, but it changed when he said it?
groove! !

Dongfang Ao was extremely depressed, he roared loudly again.

"I'm stupid..."

"..."

"Okay, okay, I already know that you are stupid, you don't need to repeat it."

Jiang Chen waved his hand, what kind of worldly things are this, someone would like to say that he is an idiot.

Hey, the world is going downhill, people's hearts are not old.

system:"……"

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