Slaying gods and demons with bare hands, my salted fish avatar collapsed

Hearing that Dongfang's arrogance was ruined and he kept saying that he was a fool, Jiang Chen was also very helpless.

"Why are you so stubborn, kid? Everyone said I knew it was coming, so you don't need to emphasize it anymore." Jiang Chen stroked his forehead and walked back and forth on the stone gate.

"..."

Dongfang Ao was going crazy, he wanted Wang Zhatian to stop wandering around the stone gate, he couldn't hold it anymore.

But when the words came to his lips, they all turned into scolding himself for being stupid.

"What the hell, when I come out, I have to crush you under the stone gate and step on it a hundred times." Dongfang Ao roared in his heart.

His body was already very weak, the stone gate was almost overwhelming him, and the hateful Wang Zhetian was still jumping up and down on it, causing several of his ribs to be broken.

……

[Ding, the host is playing disco on the stone gate, hey, Dongfang Ao's heart is broken. Congratulations on your epic contribution to the art development of the other world. The system thinks it's great. 】

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a fairy subwoofer, so that you can transform into a little dj prince at any time, and turn the audience up at any time. 】

Hearing the system prompt, Jiang Chen couldn't help shouting in his heart, good guy!
The subwoofer has been produced, and it is still at the level of a fairy weapon. What else can he say besides deducting a wave of 666?

"Brother, don't panic, I know you are feeling depressed and uncomfortable, I will play a song for you first, so that you can relax."

As he said that, Jiang Chen didn't care whether Dongfang Ao agreed or not, and immediately carried out the half-meter-high cylindrical black subwoofer.

The appearance is very familiar, similar to the spirit boys he often saw tied to the back of the motorcycle in the village before he crossed.

The only difference is that he is at the level of a fairy, with unlimited battery, you can choose any song you want, and you can pick it up to fight when you are overjoyed.

"In such an environment, I give you the song "Sad Pacific Ocean." Slowly squatting on the stone gate, Jiang Chen pressed the play button.

This secret room is blessed with a special formation and has a strong sound insulation effect, so even if he is here, the outside will not know.

Dongfang Ao was aggrieved to the extreme, but he couldn't refute it now, he could only listen to the melodious music.

Jiang Chen also looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and spoke affectionately.

"Is it really cruel to leave?"

"Or is tenderness shameful?"

"Or lonely people don't matter?"

"Day and night without conditions."

……

Listening to Jiang Chen's sentimental and storytelling voice, coupled with the extremely melodious accompaniment from the subwoofer.

For some reason, Dongfang Ao recalled the days when he was captured by that nasty pig demon to plow the fields in the foreign battlefield.

He couldn't hold back any longer, so he burst out crying, woo woo woo, please stop singing.

Really, the song is nice, but this hurts too much.

[Ding, the host's incomparably beautiful voice made Dongfang Ao hear cracks in his heart. The singing skills are so powerful that the system is vomiting... oh no, I'm fascinated by it. 】

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a repair value of 10086 and a contribution value of 666. 】

Hearing the system prompt and Dongfang Ao's sobs from under the stone gate, Jiang Chen seemed to be greatly encouraged.

Immediately, his eyes became deeper. He, the sonic little prince, finally gained two enthusiastic listeners today.

No, in order to repay their affirmation, he must continue singing.

"One step forward is dusk."

"Taking a step back is life."

"If the wind is not calm and the waves are not calm, you will not be stable."

"One island locks one person."

……

As he sang, Jiang Chen himself entered the drama, remembering the turmoil in his heart when he had a crush on someone when he was young.

He immediately looked at the cold wall affectionately, as if it was an endless sea of ​​sadness.

Just hear him sing out loud:
"The boat I'm waiting for hasn't come yet."

"The people I'm waiting for don't understand yet."

"Loneliness sinks silently into the sea."

"I recall that you are no longer here."

……

"Deeply sad at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean..."

It wasn't until the last line of the lyrics was sung that Jiang Chen turned off the subwoofer with complicated eyes.

Who is still young?Who doesn't have a crush yet?
Although time has passed and things have changed, but that is our good memory after all, isn't it?
Even if they meet, they should not know it, dusty face, temples like frost.

I only hope that everyone is safe and has a bright future!
……

After singing this line of lyrics, Jiang Chen can be regarded as the end of his once ordinary but restless youth.

In the past, clouds and smoke have turned into rain, and in the future, he only wishes to reach the peak on the road of cultivating immortality without leaving any regrets.

"Hey, big brother, was my singing okay just now?" Jiang Chen proudly said to Dongfang Ao.

He is still very confident in his singing skills.

I once sang in Times Square for a day, and the aunts who like to dance in the square were too scared to go out for more than a month.

The horror of power is enough to award a song king award.

After waiting for 1 minute, before Dongfang Ao's affirmative answer, Jiang Chen was also a little upset.

"Fuck, what do you mean by not talking for a long time?"

A little angry, he stepped on the stone door and smashed it to pieces.

"what……"

Poor Dongfang Ao was so 'moved' by the singing that he vomited blood and fainted to death, and now being stepped on by Jiang Chen again, he screamed in pain, and sat up in shock in his dying illness.

Then he yelled at Jiang Chen angrily: "I'm an idiot!!"

"Slot, how many times have I said it, I get it, I get it, are you still talking about a hammer?"

Seeing that Dongfang Ao was still talking about what he was, Jiang Chen slapped him with a big mouth.

"Hey~"

Dongfang Ao's snot and tears flowed out, do you really think I want to say that?

"What are you looking at, there is no charge for listening to music, please pay quickly, this is a serious business."

Seeing Dongfang Ao's face full of grievances, gritting his teeth and covering his face and looking at him, Jiang Chen opened his mouth again, and said with a very serious expression.

"..."

Dongfang Ao directly doubted life. With your singing skills, it’s not bad that I didn’t ask you for mental damage fees. You still want to charge me money?
It really makes no sense!

If it weren't for the fact that his body was so weak that he couldn't even step on an ant to death, he would have to rush up and fight Jiang Chen desperately.

"It seems that you want to toast and not eat fine wine, right? I'm going to teach you some life principles today."

Seeing Dongfang Ao's appearance of wanting to eat himself, Jiang Chen was very upset, so he taught Dongfang Ao for free for half an hour.

During the period, Dongfang Ao was so 'touched' that he vomited blood and fainted many times, but was awakened by Jiang Chen's warm mouth.

In the end, Dongfang Ao deeply realized what is the truth of life that "there are true feelings in the world, but there are still many good people in the world".

The future can be expected, the world is worth it!

In order to thank Jiang Chen for teaching him, he insisted on giving all the treasures in the storage ring and the void boat to Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen declined repeatedly, but in the end he couldn't resist his stubbornness and persistence. In the end, he could only accept it with tears in his eyes.

"It's really a child can be taught, but I, Wang Zhatian, is definitely not the kind of cruel and merciless person. It would be immoral to take them all away." Jiang Chen said very seriously.

Dongfang Ao's face twitched fiercely, morality?Beat me badly, rob me of all my treasures, and in the blink of an eye you are still talking about morality with me?
However, he also has some expectations in his heart. It is better to get a little back now, which is better than nothing.

"I leave this stitch and thread for you to think about. Don't be too moved. This is what I should do."

With a serious expression, Jiang Chen handed each stitch to Dongfang Ao's hand, and immediately turned around resolutely.

There is a pair of big ones, and the business is done, and the righteousness of the merits and fame is awe-inspiring.

Looking at the stitches in his hand, Dongfang Ao's whole face kept twitching, and immediately he let out a cry of 'touch'.

"puff……"

Once the old blood is sprayed, it will be crippled immediately!