Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

The ancients said: a clever tongue is like a spring, and a face is thick.

In order to deal with Su Yu together, Li Shimin played Shameless perfectly.

After some courting, the old man Chen and his wife became Li Shimin's in-laws.

Shangguan Yun was named a princess.

The four stared at Su Yu and nodded slightly.

Su Yu called Li Shimin extremely shameless.

"Little Yuyu, shopkeeper Li is actually kind to you."

Old man Chen changed his tune.

Li Shimin was overjoyed.

"Little Yuyu, we have been together for more than a year, little Lizhi, and there is no better girl in this world."

"In terms of appearance and character, there is nothing to choose."

"At that time in Yangzhou City, think about it, a little girl can actually fight against an old fox like Xie Shan."

"Such a girl, after passing this village, there will be no such shop."

"Especially her figure, how tall she is, it will definitely be good to have a baby for you in the future."

Aunt Liu spoke so earnestly that everyone present nodded in agreement.

The queen was very satisfied with Aunt Liu's performance.

Su Yu wanted to say that Chang Le was tall because of his milk and beef.

Fighting with Xie Shan is his guidance.

However, facing Aunt Liu, it is better to say a few words less.

Anyway, Changle is definitely going to marry, everything has been done, and it is impossible to renege on debts.

Su Yu is a responsible and good man.

"Xiao Yuyu, say something."

Old man Chen said.

The living room was quiet, everyone was waiting for Su Yu to speak.

"Oh, this is exactly what my uncle and aunt said."

Su Yu laughed.

Aunt Liu nodded and smiled, "That's right."

"Father-in-law, mother-in-law, we will make decisions for Xiao Yuyu in this matter of marriage."

"We formally propose marriage to you, what do you think?"

The queen said with great joy: "Okay, there are two in-laws who are in charge, this matter couldn't be better."

Li Shimin smiled and said, "Very good, very good."

Wei Zheng was secretly happy: my plan of divorce worked, and the old man Chen and his wife turned against each other.

When I return to the palace next time, the emperor will definitely reward me a lot.

Fang Xuanling regretted secretly at the side.

Such a good plan, why didn't I think of it.

This Tian Sheweng followed Su Yu to learn to be smart, and his intelligence surpassed his own?
"Okay, this marriage is settled."

"Let's talk about the bride price."

Old man Chen laughed.

Speaking of bride price, this is what Li Shimin is most interested in.

He still owes Su Yu the money, and Miedong Turkic Jieli has not paid back the money, and he only pays interest every year.

Li Shimin's plan is not only to write off the account of destroying the East Turks, but also to slaughter them severely.

"Family, speaking of bride price, did you forget something today?"

The queen smiled slightly.

It's the first time to propose a marriage, how can you not bring a gift.

Aunt Liu smiled and said, "Gifts, there are some."

"Dayun, go and take out the gift I prepared."

Shangguan Yun was a little embarrassed.

He went out and got into the carriage, and came in with a dozen catties of bacon.

"This is a specialty of our Zhuangzi, it's delicious."

Aunt Liu laughed.

Li Shimin and the queen instantly petrified.

You want to marry a princess to Su Yu, only a dozen catties of bacon?

That's it?

The three of Fang Xuanling were stunned.

What the hell is this?Bacon?
Wei Zheng laughed and said, "Old sister-in-law, you"

Wei Zheng had a disgusted expression on his face.

"It's the first time, the dowry will be added later."

"We thought we would talk again, but we didn't expect it to happen the first time."

Aunt Liu laughed.

Proposing marriage is like doing a business, and it is rare for a one-time negotiation to be completed.

Aunt Liu felt that if the negotiation failed, it would be a disadvantage if there were too many presents.

She thought it was too much for the dozen or so catties of bacon.

Li Shimin looked at Aunt Liu speechlessly.

This is the in-laws?Enemies.

Su Yu sneered.

This old Li really thought that Aunt Liu was a fool from the countryside.

"In-laws, if you accept this gift, this marriage will be considered as a real deal."

Old man Chen laughed.

Old man Chen smiled very plainly.
Li Shimin no longer believes that rural people are honest.

My eldest princess got married, and the gift for marriage proposal was only a dozen catties of bacon?

No way, Li Shimin forced a smile and accepted the bacon with tears in his eyes.

What Old Man Chen meant was that if he accepted it, the marriage would be settled, but if he didn't accept it, it meant that he didn't agree to the marriage.

You can't lose the big because of the small.

Li Shimin took it and handed it to the queen.

"My family is worrying."

The queen laughed so hard that she wanted to cry.

Su Yu smiled without saying a word.

Yesterday he prepared a 5000 million check for Lao Chen, and put it in the box behind the carriage.

I didn't expect the old man Chen and his wife to be so ruthless that they could manage more than ten catties of bacon.

Li Shimin suffered a blood loss.

Shangguan Yun was very speechless, he did not expect to actually use more than a dozen catties of bacon as a gift.

Father-in-law and mother-in-law are the masters who operate, admire and admire.

"Oh, it's almost noon, and we won't be able to make time for dinner when we go back."

Old man Chen looked outside.

Aunt Liu echoed: "Yes, this bacon is very fragrant."

Li Shimin yelled in his heart.

You two bad old men, it's fine to exchange a dozen catties of bacon for my princess.

Still want to have a lunch here and eat the bacon?

unacceptable.

"Old Wei, take the bacon to the back kitchen and prepare the meals."

The queen laughed.

Ten thousand alpacas galloped past the Queen's heart.

This Aunt Liu is definitely a genius for letting her do business.

Wei Zheng felt that his three views had collapsed.

And this operation.

Carrying the bacon, Wei Zheng went to the back kitchen.

Not long after, lunch was ready.

Li Shimin smiled and invited the two old people to the table.

Su Yu sat down and ate with a smile.

Picking up a piece of bacon, Su Yu smiled and said, "Old Li, today's bacon is very fragrant."

Li Shimin was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.

He scolded Su Yu in his heart: Of course you think it smells good, but I don't think it smells good at all.

"Dear family, let's drink one."

Old man Chen raised his glass with a smile.

Li Shimin drank a few glasses of wine with tears in his eyes, feeling heartburn.

Fang Xuanling picked up a piece of meat and sighed: "The price of this meat is more expensive than gold."

Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui nodded and said, "Yes, this bacon is probably more expensive than gold."

Li Shimin was sad at first, but when the three of them talked about it, they felt even more sad.

Unsatisfied tears fell down.

"Oh dear, what did you say, don't be so excited."

"Come on, let's go a few more."

Old man Chen laughed.

Old man Chen felt that he couldn't eat more than a dozen catties of bacon, so he drank more wine and got his money back.

Li Shimin's eyes were tearful, he raised his glass and said, "Dear family, besides Su Yu, you are the first one to convince me."

Li Shimin drank heavily.
Su Yu pretended not to see, and drank and ate by himself.

After a meal, Old Man Chen and Aunt Liu ate their fill and got up contentedly.

Old man Chen took Li Shimin's hand and comforted him: "Dear family, don't worry, better days are yet to come."

"Although there are only two daughters in your family, you don't have to worry about taking care of yourself."

"Our little Yuyu is rich, especially rich. Under that mountain, there are piles of gold and silver."

"That gold bar weighs tens of thousands of catties."

Old man Chen drank too much, and he didn't know whether to brag or tell the truth.

Li Shimin was both happy and sad when he heard it.

Crying in my heart: You say these are useless, he has money, but you give it to me.

To propose a marriage, I brought more than a dozen catties of bacon, and went home after a lunch.

The drunkenness you drank just now is more expensive than death, and I will pay you for the wine.

"Brother, let's go, I'm drunk, so I won't see you off."

Li Shimin said with tears.

"Don't send it off, just wait and see."

Old man Chen walked out the door with a smile.

Su Yu secretly smiled, swaggered out of the grain store, and rode home.

After the people left, Li Shimin cursed the deep routine in the countryside.

"Tell me, why did such an honest farmer get tricked by him?"

"I still plan to collect a sum of money as a gift, now it's all right, let's pay it back."

"It's unreasonable, I'm so mad."

Li Shimin slapped the table and scolded the rural people for being too cunning.

Wei Zheng sighed: "Your Majesty, the rural people have learned to be smart, and next time they have to think of a countermeasure."

Li Shimin pointed at the three of them and cursed: "The three of you, who are known as the brains of the Tang Dynasty, were tricked by two rural old men and women. What use is there for you?"

Wei Zheng said aggrievedly: "Your Majesty, they are think tanks, and I am Tian She Weng."

Wei Zheng wanted to get rid of the relationship.

Li Shimin cursed: "I don't care, it's all your fault."

Li Shimin was furious, and the three of them bowed their heads and admitted their mistake.

Wei Zheng thought to himself: Why is the emperor like a child.

If you have the ability to settle accounts with Su Yu, why should you compete with us?