Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

The so-called Zhou Lang's ingenious plan to secure the world, he lost his wife and lost his army.

Li Shimin completely miscalculated in front of old man Chen.

They thought they would help Li Shimin deal with Su Yu if they won him over and said that everyone was in-laws.

Unexpectedly, at the critical moment, old man Chen turned to Su Yu.

It was Li Shimin who was cheated in the end.

His own daughter agreed to marry Su Yu and named Princess Shangguan Yun.

He only got a dozen catties of bacon, and they ate it back.

After all, I lost my blood.

Sitting on the carriage and opening the curtain, old man Chen smiled drunkenly and said, "Xiao Yuyu, Xiao Li is not real, he just wants money."

"Don't be afraid, with our old couple protecting you, he won't try to take advantage of you with this gift money."

Shangguan Yun was speechless as he listened beside him.

The emperor must be half dead with fury from Lei Ting at this time.

He was actually taken care of by two rural old men and women.

"Thank you, Uncle and Aunt, that old Li is a money fanatic, you can clean him up for me."

Su Yu laughed.

Su Yu is a person who spends money lavishly and doesn't care.

Back then, Su Yu gave old Chen a large sum of money in order to marry Shangguan Yun.

Later, to redeem Chen Yuan, Su Yu gave him a large sum of money.

Chen Yuan got married, and Su Yu got a lot of money.

They all know these things.

The old man Chen and his wife felt distressed when they saw it, so they wanted to save money for Su Yu.

"Don't worry, we still don't know about his little thoughts, it's up to us."

Aunt Liu burped, she ate too much just now.

Li Shimin returned to the palace and entered the Lizheng Hall.

Princess Changle is waiting for news.

Although I know that it will definitely be successful in the end, the waiting process is really difficult.

As soon as Li Shimin came in, Changle immediately asked: "Father, how are things today?"

Li Shimin and the queen did not speak like black-faced Baogong.

Chang Le was taken aback, thinking that Su Yu refused.

"This scumbag won't admit it when he lifts his pants, I'll go to Sujiazhuang to find him!"

Chang Le cursed loudly.

puff.
The queen quickly covered Chang Le's mouth.

"How can the palace talk nonsense, Su Yu agreed."

This kind of talk was heard by the maids in the palace, if it was spread, it would be unreasonable.

"I promised, I thought he didn't admit it."

Changle is happy.

As long as Su Yu agrees to this marriage, everything else is easy to talk about.

"Then why are the empress father so sad?"

Chang Le didn't understand that the two of them most wanted to marry Chang Le to Su Yu.

Now that things are done, they should be happy.

Why are you unhappy.

It's really weird.

Did they go back on their word?
Li Shimin and the queen looked at each other and sighed, shook their heads and said, "Don't ask, next time we have to discuss the date of the marriage."

The two smashed their teeth and swallowed it in their stomachs.

"it is good."

Changle happily returned to Changle Palace.

Sitting down, Li Shimin shook his head and said, "I didn't expect to be tricked by the two of them."

The Queen said, "Actually, we should have thought about it earlier."

"The two of them are on the same boat as Su Yu, and we are the outsiders."

"How could the old couple be facing us?"

Li Shimin thinks about it too, Su Yu and old Chen Tie buddies.

It cost 3000 million guan to redeem Chen Yuan. With such a large amount of money, old man Chen and the others must have turned to Su Yu.

It was my own miscalculation.

"Forget it, there's nothing you can do if you get tricked."

"Think about how to tell the courtiers, Changle's marriage is a bit strange."

Li Shimin said.

The eldest princess of the Tang Dynasty was married to an unknown person.

Moreover, how to introduce this person Su Yu.

Last time in court, Li Shimin raised his mouth to give them room to imagine.

But when it came time to talk about marriage, it was still hard to explain.

"It's really hard to say."

said the Queen.

Li Shimin thought for a long time, but there was no good idea.

Ordinary people marry a daughter, but they are afraid of their neighbors talking about it.

What's more, if the emperor marries a daughter, it must be justified.

"Don't talk about it now, wait until the wedding date is set."

Li Shimin made up his mind.

When the time comes, give them a sudden attack to save them from all kinds of dissatisfaction.

"That's fine, it's done, it's useless to say more."

The queen agreed.

In the next few days, Chang Le waited anxiously in the palace for Su Yu to marry her.

Li Shimin discussed countermeasures with Fang Xuanling day and night, how to coax the old man Chen into giving a high betrothal money.

When Su Yu returned to Zhuangzi, everything remained the same.

In the bath, Su Yu was lying on top of a big jade stone.

Princess Yaji was wearing a kimono and yukata, feeling the essential oil in her hand, and slowly rubbing it on Su Yu.

Next to it is the 48 hands of Edo painted by Su Yu.

There is also a guide to the process of oiling.

Su Yu felt that there was little hope of traveling back to the modern society, so he simply enjoyed the massage service of Dongying women in Datang.

Princess Wuji sat on it, pushing with both hands.

"Master, am I right?"

Princess Wuji was afraid that Su Yu would be dissatisfied.

After all, I just learned it, and the technique is not professional.

"Yes, that's it, practice more."

Su Yu closed her eyes, feeling very good.

Xue Ji came in and said, "My lord, set a date and a betrothal gift tomorrow."

"Uncle Chen and Aunt Liu want to discuss with you."

Just now Shangguan Yun came over and said.

Su Yu smiled and said, "Tell them, you don't need to discuss it with me, they just decide."

"They perfectly interpreted: a family with an old man is like a treasure."

"It saved a lot of money."

The bargaining methods and thickness of the two old men's skins were far beyond Su Yu's.

I gave him more than a dozen catties of bacon, and I had to come back with a full meal.

"My lord, I think it's a bit too much."

"Little lychee was raised by you anyway, so it's too stingy to take over a dozen catties of bacon."

Xue Ji laughed.

She prepared a check for 5000 million copper coins for Su Yu, and Lao Chen took it with her.

As a result, I came back and heard that only bacon was given.

Xue Ji felt that it was a bit too much, it shouldn't be like this.

Little Lizhi slept with Su Yu since she was a child, and she couldn't give too much.

What's more, Su Yu is not short of money at all.

"It has nothing to do with me, it's what they did."

"I brought 5000 million pens in the past."

Su Yu blamed himself and refused to admit that he was stingy.

Xue Ji smiled and said, "This is the so-called I don't kill Boren, Boren died because of me."

"How can you say you don't know?"

Su Yu smiled and said, "Okay, I'll discuss it after I finish. Don't go too far this time, so you don't have to say I, Su Yu, are stingy."

Xue Ji smiled and said: "That's right, if you give less this time, be careful that little persimmon won't marry you."

Everyone knew that Changle and Xiao Sizi slept with Su Yu.

The two must have married together.

Xueji lives with Su Yu, and knows that Xiao Sizi actually started earlier than Changle.

It's just that Xiaosi is smaller than Changle, so Changle passes through the door first.

Xue Ji went out, and Princess Wu Ji practiced hard.

"Master, after pressing the back, turn over."

Princess Yahime's yukata was soaked through.

Su Yu turned over, and Princess Wuji saw the Buzhou Mountain in the Chinese legend.

"Master, should you press first, or..."

Princess Yaji asked.

Su Yu closed his eyes and said, "Press it later."

Princess Yahime pulled off the string of the kimono, put it aside, and went up by herself.