Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Su Yu saw that there was only Treasure King, not Fu Yufeng.

"And another one?"

Su Yu asked.

Originally, Lao Chen was asked to pick up two people, but only one came.

Old Chen said: "That guy Fu Yufeng doesn't know how to flatter, so I killed him with one blow."

When Treasure King heard this, his body trembled.

Su Yu smiled and said: "If you kill it, you will kill it. Isn't there another one?"

Lao Chen went in and took the stove and came out to make tea.

Su Yu smiled and said, "Okay, although you are the king of Goguryeo, it is Gai Suwen who opposes Datang."

"Their father and son are dead, it has nothing to do with you."

"Get up, I have something serious to tell you."

Treasure King stood up cautiously, and obediently stood with his head bowed, waiting for orders.

The Goguryeo dancer next to him recognized the treasure king.

The king of a country is like a slave in front of Su Yu.

"Well, I want to form a girl group, and they will be in charge of dancing."

"I heard you're good at singing?"

Su Yu said.

This matter was mentioned by Queen Seondeok.

When we were in Silla, when we talked about King Baozang, Queen Seondeok said that he was actually not bad, and he liked to sing.

Treasure King nodded and said, "I have liked to sing since I was a child."

Su Yu smiled and said, "Come on, sing two songs and listen."

Gao Baozang stood up, cleared his throat, and sang two Goguryeo folk songs.

Lao Chen couldn't understand what it meant, and Su Yu didn't understand Korean.

After the two songs were sung, Lao Chen nodded and said, "Master, it feels okay."

Su Yu shook her head and said, "No, no, this is not the song I want."

The Treasure King thought he sang badly, so he knelt down again immediately, and said: "The guilty minister did not sing well, please punish me, my lord son-in-law."

Su Yu smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll let you learn to sing new songs."

"New song?"

Treasure King was dumbfounded.

Su Yu took out a flat object and put it on the table.

In my hand is a round disc-like one, extremely thin and reflective.

Lao Chen put down the tea pot in his hand and asked, "My lord, what is this?"

It was the first time Lao Chen saw Su Yu come out with something like this.

Su Yu smiled and said, "This is a CD player, so old-fashioned, but the songs on this disc are very trendy."

When Su Yu traveled to Datang, he had already listened to music on his mobile phone.

The CD player doesn't even need the aunt who dances in the square.

Such an old-fashioned thing is a new thing in Datang.

And the biggest advantage of this CD is that it is charged by a solar panel, so you don't have to worry about running out of electricity.

Li Shimin was watching a song and dance, but Su Yu brought out something new, and Li Shimin immediately turned around to watch the excitement.

"My dear brother, is this thing edible?"

Li Shimin squatted down, staring directly at the CD player.

Su Yu sneered: "Old Li, do you think that other than beauties are gourmet food?"

Li Shimin said: "Aren't you looking for beautiful women besides cooking food?"

"Secretly brought so many beauties back behind my back, you didn't settle the debt."

Old Chen looked at Li Shimin in surprise.

I didn't expect Li Shimin to speak so forcefully.

Su Yu sneered and said, "Lao Li, believe it or not, I've spread the word in the Datang Daily that you conquered Goguryeo only for the beauty of Goryeo."

"When the time comes, people in the world will point at you and scold you down the spine, saying that you are a foolish king."

Li Shimin jumped up and shouted loudly: "Obviously you brought it back, it's none of my business."

Su Yu smiled slightly and said, "I'm more familiar with this trick of turning a deer into a horse than you."

Li Shimin cupped his hands and said: "Brother, I admire you, I was wrong, let's go."

Lao Chen secretly laughed in his heart: I just said that he was stubborn, but I confessed in three seconds.

Su Yu held the disc, clicked the button, and the tray with the disc came out automatically.

Su Yu put the disc in, then clicked the button, and the disc was put in.

The latest Goryeo girl group song starts playing.

There are a group of women singing in a small thing?
Lao Chen was so frightened that he fell to the ground, and the tea fell to the ground.

Li Shimin backed away in fright, tripped over a stone stool, and fell backwards.

"What? Monster weapon, there are monsters, escort and escort!"

Li Shimin shouted that there are monsters in the CD.

Seeing Li Shimin and Lao Chen's terrified appearance, Su Yu turned off the CD player, and said with a smile, "You bumpkins, what monsters, this is to record human voices and then play them back."

It can only be explained so far, and they don't understand it.

The Korean dancers present were also frightened, and the treasure king even knelt on the ground and kowtowed, even shouting for mercy.

Su Yu found it funny to see Treasure King's appearance.

Isn't it just playing a CD song and shouting for mercy?
"Get up, the system only provides a CD player. If you give me one to play movies, you will be scared to death."

Su Yu laughed.

Old Chen got up, hid behind Su Yu, and carefully looked at the CD player.

"My lord, how did you lock a group of girls in this small box?"

Lao Chen firmly insisted that there was someone in the CD.

Li Shimin fell to the ground, his face scratched.

"Oh, I'm scared to death."

"Brother, if you have something new, tell me first, you want to scare me to death, and then don't give me the gift money?"

Li Shimin touched his face, his skin was bleeding.

There was no one to serve Li Shimin here, so he took out a handkerchief from his sleeve and wiped away the blood.

"My dear brother, how many women are there?"

Li Shimin, like Lao Chen, believed that someone was inside.

Scientific knowledge doesn't make sense, so Su Yu simply makes a mistake.

"This is called the Hunyuan Box, and it belongs to Yuanshi Tianzun, which can contain everything in the world."

"There are fairies from the Heavenly Palace here, singing in it, probably seven or eight fairies."

Su Yu was talking nonsense.

"Oh, let me just say, there must be someone inside, or a fairy."

"Without fairies in it, how could anyone sing."

Old Chen felt that he had guessed right.

When Li Shimin heard that there were fairies in the CD player, he quickly shook his sleeves and bowed, "I am the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, all fairies are polite."

puff.
Su Yu couldn't hold back and laughed.

This appearance of Li Shimin worshiping God is too funny.

After Li Shimin paid homage, he asked Su Yu strangely: "My dear brother, why do you have the original Tianzun's things?"

"Are you?"

Li Shimin suddenly realized that Su Yu was the most powerful.

He was able to lock the fairy in the Hunyuan box.

This Hunyuan box belongs to Yuan Tianzun, so doesn't that mean that Su Yu is Yuan Yuan Tianzun's disciple?
That Su Yu is also the emperor.

"Brother, you and I are brothers, Weng and son-in-law, take me to cultivate immortality."

"I don't want this throne anymore, I just want to ascend to immortality and live forever."

Li Shimin knelt down facing Su Yu with a plop.
Kneeled down, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty knelt down.
Old Chen watched Li Shimin kneel down for Su Yu.

This.
Su Yu felt that the joke was a little too big.

The last time I just asked Li Shimin to call him Dad.

This time he knelt down to himself.

The Treasure King, who was kneeling on the ground next to him, was originally reluctant to kneel down to Su Yu.

It's just that people have no choice but to bow their heads under the eaves. Su Yu has to kneel for the knife and the treasure king is the fish.

But now, Treasure King kneels with peace of mind.

Even the emperor of the Tang Dynasty knelt down to Su Yu, and he, a king of subjugation, knelt down very comfortably.