Datang: Stop pretending, you are a peerless expert

Su Yu just made a joke, but he didn't expect to make a big fuss.

Su Yukeng Li Shimin, this is not unusual.

But this time Li Shimin actually knelt down, the joke was too big.

Li Shimin knelt on the ground and looked at Su Yu sincerely, with the appearance of a devout believer.

How to do?
How to explain?

Su Yu's mind was making quick plans
Ding!
Have it.

Su Yu sat up straight, pretending to be an outsider.

"Old Li, I am a disciple of Yuan Yuan Tianzun, but I violated the precepts and was demoted to Yuxu Palace to experience calamity."

"Although I have retained some supernatural powers, I can't cultivate immortals, and I can't teach you how to cultivate immortals."

Su Yu sighed.

Li Shimin felt aggrieved when he heard that Su Yu could not teach him to cultivate immortals, and his hope of becoming immortal was gone.

"My virtuous brother, Shangxian, is it true that you can't cultivate an immortal?"

Li Shimin scratched Su Yu's leg blankly, begging.

Su Yu sighed, looked at Li Shimin and shook his head slightly.

"but."

Su Yu said again.

Li Shimin had already given up, but after hearing what Su Yu said, the flame of hope was ignited in his heart again.

"Shangxian, please tell me."

Li Shimin raised his head and looked at Su Yu with longing eyes.

"Old Li, you have to remember that you are the son of heaven, and you are also a god who descended to the world to experience kalpas and cultivate merit."

"If you can be a good emperor and make the people live a prosperous and stable life, you will be able to accumulate merit and virtue, soar to the heavens after death and return to the immortal class."

"If you are as stupid as Yang Guang, you will go to hell after you die."

Su Yu's tone of voice was as kind as an old father teaching his son.

"I remember, I must be a good emperor."

Li Shimin said piously.

Satisfied, Su Yu nodded and said, "Okay, get up, you are the Son of Heaven, there is no need to be so."

Li Shimin just found himself kneeling down.

Quickly got up and looked around, only Lao Chen saw it.

The Treasure King lay on the ground without raising his head, so he probably didn't see it.

The dancer behind her was also kneeling and bowing her head, so she probably didn't see it either.

Li Shimin deceived himself and thought that no one knew.

Patting the mud on his knees, Li Shimin laughed and said, "My dear brother."

Li Shimin immediately changed his address.

"Can you let the fairy in the Hunyuan box come out to meet you?"

"I've never seen a fairy"

Li Shimin said with a narrow smile.

Su Yu sighed and said, "Old Li, you forgot what I told you just now."

"To be a good emperor, you have to accumulate merit, and you can't be an old critic."

"It would be nice to be able to listen to the fairies singing, but you are still greedy for their bodies, you are too low."

Li Shimin thought it made sense, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll just listen to the fairies singing."

Su Yu nodded and said, "Young children can be taught, and there is a time to become a fairy."

Li Shimin was delighted when he heard this.

Old Chen was stunned behind Su Yu's back.

Old Chen felt that every word Su Yu said made sense, but he always felt that Su Yu was talking nonsense.

"You, too, get up."

Su Yu said to the Treasure King and the dancing girls.

Everyone got up.

Su Yu said to Treasure King: "Gao Baozang, can you learn this song?"

The Treasure King said: "I can learn it, but these are songs sung by fairies, I can't sing them."

Su Yu pointed to hundreds of dancers and said, "You can train these people, pick out those who can sing, and sing the songs here."

Treasure King bowed: "The guilty minister obeys."

Gao Baozang selected more than 20 dancers with good singing voices.

Su Yu put the CD player in the corridor and asked them to listen and learn repeatedly.

After learning the song, it's time to learn the dance.

Su Yu doesn't know how to dance in the women's group, so he has to learn from the video.

But today the system only gave the CD player, so I can only take it from the system next time.

"Alright, Gao Baozang, teach me well, and I'll come back in two days."

Su Yu went out with Li Shimin and Old Chen.

After leaving Changshoufang, He Meng led his horse over, and Li Shimin rode back to the palace.

Su Yu and Lao Chen rode back to Sujiazhuang.

Walking on the road, Old Chen asked, "Master, are you really a fairy?"

Su Yu acted so much just now, Lao Chen wasn't sure if Su Yu was.

Su Yu smiled and said, "I'm a god? You're a neurotic. How many times have I told you to believe in science and not to be gods and ghosts all day long."

Old Chen laughed and said: "I knew you were cheating on Lao Li, son, you went too far this time, and you actually knocked him down to his knees."

Sure enough, Su Yu was playing tricks just now.

Lao Chen followed Su Yu, so he didn't believe that he was a god.

Su Yu smiled and said, "Being a man has to be reasonable. If he wants to kneel himself, I can't stop him."

Old Chen smiled and said, "Master, at any rate, Old Li is your father-in-law, so don't cheat him all the time."

Su Yu said: "He jumped into the pit by himself, it has nothing to do with me."

The two returned to Sujiazhuang with a smile.

Li Shimin rode a horse and led He Meng into Chengtian Gate.

After changing clothes, I strolled to the Legislative Hall.

The queen is urging Li Chengqian to study.

A book of Spring and Autumn, after studying it for a long time, I didn't understand it thoroughly, and the queen was very angry.

At this moment, Li Shimin walked in.

"Chen and concubine meet the emperor."

The queen saluted.

Li Chengqian hurriedly stood up and said: "I pay my respects to my father."

Seeing Li Shimin, Li Chengqian is like a mouse seeing a cat.

I happen to be studying, and I will definitely test myself.

Then he knew nothing about it, and Li Shimin was furious.
Li Chengqian had already thought of the script in his mind.

Li Shimin ignored the queen and Li Chengqian.

Li Shimin was immersed in what happened just now.

When we were in Changshoufang just now, things happened a little suddenly, and Li Shimin's brain circuit was not fast enough.

Walking on the road, the more Li Shimin thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

"Su Yu is a god?"

"I am the Son of Heaven, and I was demoted to the mortal world."

"hiss"

"I always feel that something is wrong."

Li Shimin paced back and forth in the Lizheng Hall.

"This kid often tinkers with strange things, but is he a god?"

After thinking about it, Li Shimin still felt that Su Yu had cheated him.

A majestic Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, he actually knelt down for him.

The Queen looked at Li Shimin in a strange way and said to himself, "This kid"

Su Yu must have done something again.

Seeing Li Shimin's uncertain expression, Li Chengqian's back was already wet with sweat.

Li Shimin suddenly came to his senses, and remembered that Su Yu often said that scientific thinking is necessary. There are no gods in the world, so how can there be fairies?

Lied to, absolutely lied to.

She even knelt down to him.

"wrong!"

Li Shimin shouted loudly.

The maid next to him and Li Chengqian were so frightened that they knelt on the ground.

The queen was taken aback, and quickly asked: "The emperor calm down, did Su Yu do something else?"

Li Shimin looked at the queen angrily and was speechless for a long time.

"Hmph, I'll kill him sooner or later!"

Li Shimin put his hands behind his back and left the Lizheng Hall angrily.

Li Chengqian raised his head and let out a long sigh of relief.

The queen pondered: "What did Su Yu do to make the emperor so angry?"

But since it's Su Yu, it's okay, and sooner or later they will reconcile.

"Get up, don't study hard yet, watch out for your father to test you."

said the Queen.

Mo Yu helped Li Chengqian get up.

"Yes."

Li Chengqian sat down, his eyes were fixed on the book, but his heart was on Mo Yu.

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