Chat Group of Myriad Worlds of Tang Dynasty

"Sun Wukong, would you like to go to heaven to be an official?"

The Jade Emperor didn't take the monkey seriously, so he just said it casually.

Sun Wukong was very excited when he became an official for the first time. He had seen an official in the world, and that was a majestic one. But when ordinary people become officials, naturally they can only control ordinary people. What's the point of that?
Monkey King wants to control the people in the sky.

So Sun Wukong nodded wildly. At this moment, the Jade Emperor smiled: "Everyone, is there any suitable position in the heaven?"

All the immortals looked at each other, just looking at this monkey, they were very happy, needless to say, this will be the backbone member of the atmosphere group in the future.

Seeing everyone so happy, Sun Wukong felt that he was stable. How could he be a petty official like Bi Mawen with such a welcoming posture?

Then what is Li Ke talking about? When I go back later, I must drive those weird things out of my mind.

Just when he was pricking up his ears to hear what kind of high-ranking officials he could make himself do, what kind of prestige he could make himself play, he heard a ridicule that seemed to come from hell.

"Your Majesty, Nabi Mawen is still vacant."

The three characters Bi Mawen, in the heavenly court, are very light, as light as the brocade woven by the seven fairies, floating lightly in the sky, and will disperse when the wind blows.

But in Wukong's eyes, these three words are as important as Mount Tai.

This is not because any small official in the heavenly court is an extremely heavy existence in Wukong's eyes, but because that person named Li Ke has chosen this official position.

Bi Mawen is like a disgrace.

At this moment, Sun Wukong looked at the smiles of those people and felt that they were no longer pleasant, and the grievance and humiliation in his heart suddenly exploded at this moment.

ho ho ho ho...

The voice in Sun Wukong's mouth became more and more anxious, and the appearance of scratching his ears and cheeks made the gods laugh and roll back and forth.

It's just that they didn't see that the anger in the monkey's eyes was burning. The anger was twisted and crooked, seemingly small, scattered all over the heaven, exactly like the face of this hozen.

But they didn't seem to see the cannibalism in this anger.

There were not many quiet moments in the Wanjie chat group. When Li Ke was smashing walnuts with the Fantian seal, there was a burst of wailing in the group.

"Old son of the Jade Emperor, my old grandson has never been angered like this since the day he was born."

"What, what's wrong with Heavenly Court? Can Heavenly Court do such nonsense?"

"Ho ho ho ho, my old grandson is so mad!"

gas?It's right to be angry, you are not angry, I am not angry, when will Journey to the West land?

bother?Just be annoying, you don't bother, I don't bother, when will the wool be finished?

At this time, Cao Cao came out with a decent face, with a face like someone who came here: "Tell me, talk about it, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of your eyes. Take a look, is the teacher right?"

Sun Wukong was furious: "@曹操, do you dare to come out and fight with the old grandson?"

Cao Cao: "Oh, I'm so scared. They are all men. How decent are they to fight and kill? We must value peace."

After Cao Cao's voice fell, Xiongba said, "Hey, the old man thinks he's already a little bit bad. You're a bad old man. You don't fight, but when your army is overwhelming, you put pressure on people."

Cao Cao: "Well, it was an accident, I am a peace-loving person, hehe, don't be afraid."

Monkey King: "Enough, do you dare to come out and fight with me?"

Qiao Feng: "I'm afraid this will be difficult to achieve. Qiao Feng read a lot of books a while ago and found a problem. The people in the Wanjie chat group are all in different worlds."

Wu Song nodded: "Exactly, my master asked Wu Er to study. While studying, Wu Er found that Cao Cao seemed to be from the Three Kingdoms period."

Qiao Feng and Wu Song both belonged to the Song Dynasty. Although one was in front of the other and the other was behind, everything changed after the two realized the nature of the Ten Thousand Realms chat group.

Li Ke slowly appeared at this time: "This is a chat group in a different world. Although you and I met by chance, there is a destiny somewhere."

Sun Wukong said at this time: "@李恩, you are right, the old Jade Emperor is so angry with me, my old grandson has never been so angry in this life!"

After finishing speaking, he also sent a large golden cudgel emoji.

Isn't that a good fit?At the beginning, I resisted the chat group and found it annoying, now?I have learned how to post emoji.

The essence of primates is indeed Zhenxiang's warning.

Sun Wukong was a little annoyed, "The old Jade Emperor, not only gave it to a small official, but also laughed at my grandson in the Lingxiao Palace, hateful."

Cao Cao: "Then you go back! Why don't you dare to fight with the old Jade Emperor?"

Qiao Feng: "That's right, if someone was Qiao, we would fight him for [-] rounds."

Xiong Ba sneered: "He dares to humiliate me, no matter who he is, the Heavenly King and I have to kneel down, as I said! It's useless when the Buddha comes!"

Wu Song: "I really envy you people who speak with passion."

Sun Wukong: "Who says it's not? I also want the old Jade Emperor to suffer a bit, but there are a lot of heavenly soldiers and generals. This trip to heaven, there are only a few hundred gatekeepers along the way. It's definitely not enough to be tough." .”

"My old grandson plans to recruit soldiers and buy horses, but when the time comes, it will be reversed. I will be the Jade Emperor in heaven, let him go!"

Li Ke smiled, "Let's make a bet, you can recruit soldiers and horses, but if you say you want to turn against the heaven, everyone will run away."

The classic bet came again, Li Ke's voice fell, Cao Cao was Li Ke's number one licking dog, and immediately stood up.

Cao Cao: "I agree, in troubled times, it is easy to gather a group of brothers, but if there is a catastrophe, all of them will run away."

Qiao Feng: "Yes, I have some reputation in the martial arts world, so I gathered these brothers and formed the Yan Gang, but Qiao Feng knows that if you are not careful, people's hearts will disperse."

It feels a little bad for a group of people to throw cold water, and Monkey King feels a little uncomfortable.

"Don't bet anymore, it's boring, I'll lose anyway, @李恩, tell me, what should my old grandson do?"

"If you can make my old grandson get angry like this, from now on, my old grandson will only listen to you alone."

It is already a huge improvement for Sun Wukong to listen to himself alone. After all, this guy is a monkey, and monkeys are stubborn by nature, and there is no magic spell. Do you want to restrain him?no way!

But this is far from enough. Squeezing the wool is what Li Ke has to do.

Journey to the West, there are many babies, right?
"Isn't that enough?" King Zhou interjected suddenly, "If Mister makes a move, the old Jade Emperor will naturally suffer. It's just that you have to give Mister a red envelope."

King Zhou came in a timely manner, and when he spoke at the right time, it almost reached Li Ke's heart.

Yes, what about the red envelope?