Chat Group of Myriad Worlds of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 62 This Monkey Doesn't Look Smart
Monkey King was startled: "Red envelope? What red envelope?"
Cao Cao: "It's the kind of red package that can be sent back and forth in the group chat, hehe, of course you can also send it to others alone."
Sun Wukong is so smart, he understood the key in an instant, "@曹荣, @周王, @雄巴, do you think this is it?"
Whoever teased him in a strange way, he remembered it very clearly, and he had already started to operate it at this time.
The group was silent for a few minutes, and then the pot exploded.
Cao Cao: "Damn it, what's in your red envelope? It stinks! A piece of shit, Sun, you're going too far."
Xiongba: "@孙暴婧, your urine is so coquettish, it just happens to be used to water the flowers."
The old guy is calm, anyway, there is someone like Wen Chouchou who does odd jobs in front of him.
King Zhou: "Oh? Peach pit? You bastard, scolding people."
At this time, Sun Wukong smiled and said: "@李恩, my old grandson has nothing now, but when I get out of my anger slowly, I will definitely send you a big red envelope."
Li Ke knew that it was time for him to show up with an open mind, "It's okay, why don't you care about things outside your body."
The subtext is, don’t do any gold, silver and jewellery, those things have Cao Cao, you can do something like 72, a golden cudgel is fine, and anything with a sharp eye is also good, uh, no, the current Sun Monkey does not have a sharp eye.
Either it is said that the group is full of talents, Xiong Ba now Li Ke laid the groundwork: "Yeah, things outside of the body are not precious. Mr. is so capable, wouldn't it be easy to want some vulgar things? I sent it to Mr. Fengshen legs and cloud-dispelling palms, both of which are unique skills in the martial arts world."
Sun Wukong was embarrassed.
Xiongba is not embarrassed at all, Li Ke sighed, you guy, you are worthy of Lao Yinbi, where is Tianshuang Fist?What about three points for vitality?Why don't you talk about these things, how about hiding them?
However, Li Ke has a vague illusion that every world seems to have a key point, such as the world of conferred gods, the spirit of various schools of thought, the world of water margin, and the evil spirit of heaven and earth. That is, certain key events must be triggered in order to be released. Obtained, these are the most precious.
As for Fengyun World, Xiongba's skills may be powerful, and it seems to be one of Li Ke's most powerful martial arts at present, but soon, it will not be.
The groundwork was almost done, Li Ke knew that he should talk about the solution, Daji poured a cup of tea, and brought pastries from the imperial dining room. Began to eat.
While eating mung bean cake, Li Ke said leisurely in the group: "Do you really want to vent your anger?"
"The cycle of karma, you have to know, it's good to vent your anger for a while, but it's not good to have karma."
Sun Wukong sneered at this time: "My grandson is not in the Three Realms, jumping out of the Five Elements, there is no cause and effect. If you want cause and effect, it is also someone else's cause and effect."
King Zhou continued to pour cold water on him at this time, and when he was fooling his new group of friends, he resolutely could not spare any energy. These guys like himself respected Li Ke, but he couldn't bear someone being arrogant to Li Ke.
King Zhou: "Under immortality, they are all ants, and they all say to jump out of the five elements, but who can really escape from the way of heaven?"
Monkey King was stunned for a moment: "No, so what if there is cause and effect? This tone must be released!"
"My old grandson has never been so angry in his life, we can't just let it go!"
"@李恩, so what about cause and effect, my old grandson suffered!"
Li Ke nodded: "In that case, then I will provide you with a way to vent your anger."
Li Ke said leisurely: "This method is actually very simple. Do you know what the Jade Emperor is most afraid of?"
Where did Sun Wukong know this, he was speechless for a moment, "This... I don't know."
Others don't know, but Li Ke knows, what is the Jade Emperor afraid of?Of course, he was afraid that Buddhism would preach in the East, and he was even more afraid that his so-called gods would lose their morality.
The reason why he is the king of the gods is to win people's hearts. The people in the heaven are all great practitioners. Can they be won?
Therefore, this mentions the fundamental issue of immortality, immortality.
Longevity, immortality, it is easy to say, it seems that the gods in the sky can do it, but in fact it is no different from the mortal world.
Immortal is a title, if you want to live forever, without external blessings, it is all a joke.
There are many ways to live longer, either by incense, or by elixir, or by the things in the hands of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, flat peaches.
There will be a day when the incense will change, and no one can guarantee that he will be able to receive the incense forever in the world.
Medicinal pills are monopolized by Laojun, and they are hard to come by, not to mention, Laojun is kind, but he is not easy to bully, let alone friendship.
Only flat peaches are paid out every once in a while like wages to continue the lives of the immortals, which also gives the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother control.
"It's not important. The important thing is that the Jade Emperor has a flat peach garden, which is full of peaches."
"The real flat peach of the gods, the gods can improve their cultivation after eating it, the practitioners eat it, their skill power is greatly increased, and their magic power is boundless. Xiantao?"
As soon as he said Xiantao, Monkey King immediately became excited.
"Really? Are you telling the truth?"
"Then the old Jade Emperor really has peaches?"
Li Ke said leisurely: "Can I still lie to you? Whether or not to lie to you, you will know once you go there."
Sun Wukong is a little suspicious, after all, he is a monkey, a primate, he should be smarter.
Monkey King: "I'll go and have a look. If there are many flat peaches, I'll pick them all for him."
Li Ke thought for a while, "Wait a minute, remember to keep the peach tree, don't try to uproot it, and don't go to the fairy palace to take those fairy wine or something."
This reminder seems a little redundant. Obviously, Li Ke was afraid that Monkey King would not know his own potential, and the temptation of the devil appeared.
At this time in the group, Cao Cao was a little puzzled: "Sir, does the Jade Emperor really care about those flat peaches?"
Qiao Feng: "Yes, sir, Qiao Feng naturally believed it, but Qiao Feng couldn't figure it out."
Xiongba: "I don't understand either, but I think Mr. Lai just told me not to uproot and not steal the immortal wine, it was intentional."
King Zhou said quietly at this time: "Gu Wang seems to have heard one thing, that is, on the top of Kunlun, when the world was opened, there was a peach tree, which was used by the immortals to prolong their lives."
Li Ke nodded. Sure enough, King Zhou had heard the secret.
"That's the case, don't think it's unbelievable, the sky and the world are the same."
Not only is the heaven and the earth the same, even if there is no such harmony, it is the same.
Outside the Nantian Gate, Monkey King is always sitting on the stone steps, no one knows what he is going to do.
The Four Heavenly Kings looked at this funny monkey and thought he was homesick.
But they didn't see that the flames in the monkey's eyes flashed, and then he smiled and walked towards the place where he raised his horse.
Cao Cao: "It's the kind of red package that can be sent back and forth in the group chat, hehe, of course you can also send it to others alone."
Sun Wukong is so smart, he understood the key in an instant, "@曹荣, @周王, @雄巴, do you think this is it?"
Whoever teased him in a strange way, he remembered it very clearly, and he had already started to operate it at this time.
The group was silent for a few minutes, and then the pot exploded.
Cao Cao: "Damn it, what's in your red envelope? It stinks! A piece of shit, Sun, you're going too far."
Xiongba: "@孙暴婧, your urine is so coquettish, it just happens to be used to water the flowers."
The old guy is calm, anyway, there is someone like Wen Chouchou who does odd jobs in front of him.
King Zhou: "Oh? Peach pit? You bastard, scolding people."
At this time, Sun Wukong smiled and said: "@李恩, my old grandson has nothing now, but when I get out of my anger slowly, I will definitely send you a big red envelope."
Li Ke knew that it was time for him to show up with an open mind, "It's okay, why don't you care about things outside your body."
The subtext is, don’t do any gold, silver and jewellery, those things have Cao Cao, you can do something like 72, a golden cudgel is fine, and anything with a sharp eye is also good, uh, no, the current Sun Monkey does not have a sharp eye.
Either it is said that the group is full of talents, Xiong Ba now Li Ke laid the groundwork: "Yeah, things outside of the body are not precious. Mr. is so capable, wouldn't it be easy to want some vulgar things? I sent it to Mr. Fengshen legs and cloud-dispelling palms, both of which are unique skills in the martial arts world."
Sun Wukong was embarrassed.
Xiongba is not embarrassed at all, Li Ke sighed, you guy, you are worthy of Lao Yinbi, where is Tianshuang Fist?What about three points for vitality?Why don't you talk about these things, how about hiding them?
However, Li Ke has a vague illusion that every world seems to have a key point, such as the world of conferred gods, the spirit of various schools of thought, the world of water margin, and the evil spirit of heaven and earth. That is, certain key events must be triggered in order to be released. Obtained, these are the most precious.
As for Fengyun World, Xiongba's skills may be powerful, and it seems to be one of Li Ke's most powerful martial arts at present, but soon, it will not be.
The groundwork was almost done, Li Ke knew that he should talk about the solution, Daji poured a cup of tea, and brought pastries from the imperial dining room. Began to eat.
While eating mung bean cake, Li Ke said leisurely in the group: "Do you really want to vent your anger?"
"The cycle of karma, you have to know, it's good to vent your anger for a while, but it's not good to have karma."
Sun Wukong sneered at this time: "My grandson is not in the Three Realms, jumping out of the Five Elements, there is no cause and effect. If you want cause and effect, it is also someone else's cause and effect."
King Zhou continued to pour cold water on him at this time, and when he was fooling his new group of friends, he resolutely could not spare any energy. These guys like himself respected Li Ke, but he couldn't bear someone being arrogant to Li Ke.
King Zhou: "Under immortality, they are all ants, and they all say to jump out of the five elements, but who can really escape from the way of heaven?"
Monkey King was stunned for a moment: "No, so what if there is cause and effect? This tone must be released!"
"My old grandson has never been so angry in his life, we can't just let it go!"
"@李恩, so what about cause and effect, my old grandson suffered!"
Li Ke nodded: "In that case, then I will provide you with a way to vent your anger."
Li Ke said leisurely: "This method is actually very simple. Do you know what the Jade Emperor is most afraid of?"
Where did Sun Wukong know this, he was speechless for a moment, "This... I don't know."
Others don't know, but Li Ke knows, what is the Jade Emperor afraid of?Of course, he was afraid that Buddhism would preach in the East, and he was even more afraid that his so-called gods would lose their morality.
The reason why he is the king of the gods is to win people's hearts. The people in the heaven are all great practitioners. Can they be won?
Therefore, this mentions the fundamental issue of immortality, immortality.
Longevity, immortality, it is easy to say, it seems that the gods in the sky can do it, but in fact it is no different from the mortal world.
Immortal is a title, if you want to live forever, without external blessings, it is all a joke.
There are many ways to live longer, either by incense, or by elixir, or by the things in the hands of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, flat peaches.
There will be a day when the incense will change, and no one can guarantee that he will be able to receive the incense forever in the world.
Medicinal pills are monopolized by Laojun, and they are hard to come by, not to mention, Laojun is kind, but he is not easy to bully, let alone friendship.
Only flat peaches are paid out every once in a while like wages to continue the lives of the immortals, which also gives the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother control.
"It's not important. The important thing is that the Jade Emperor has a flat peach garden, which is full of peaches."
"The real flat peach of the gods, the gods can improve their cultivation after eating it, the practitioners eat it, their skill power is greatly increased, and their magic power is boundless. Xiantao?"
As soon as he said Xiantao, Monkey King immediately became excited.
"Really? Are you telling the truth?"
"Then the old Jade Emperor really has peaches?"
Li Ke said leisurely: "Can I still lie to you? Whether or not to lie to you, you will know once you go there."
Sun Wukong is a little suspicious, after all, he is a monkey, a primate, he should be smarter.
Monkey King: "I'll go and have a look. If there are many flat peaches, I'll pick them all for him."
Li Ke thought for a while, "Wait a minute, remember to keep the peach tree, don't try to uproot it, and don't go to the fairy palace to take those fairy wine or something."
This reminder seems a little redundant. Obviously, Li Ke was afraid that Monkey King would not know his own potential, and the temptation of the devil appeared.
At this time in the group, Cao Cao was a little puzzled: "Sir, does the Jade Emperor really care about those flat peaches?"
Qiao Feng: "Yes, sir, Qiao Feng naturally believed it, but Qiao Feng couldn't figure it out."
Xiongba: "I don't understand either, but I think Mr. Lai just told me not to uproot and not steal the immortal wine, it was intentional."
King Zhou said quietly at this time: "Gu Wang seems to have heard one thing, that is, on the top of Kunlun, when the world was opened, there was a peach tree, which was used by the immortals to prolong their lives."
Li Ke nodded. Sure enough, King Zhou had heard the secret.
"That's the case, don't think it's unbelievable, the sky and the world are the same."
Not only is the heaven and the earth the same, even if there is no such harmony, it is the same.
Outside the Nantian Gate, Monkey King is always sitting on the stone steps, no one knows what he is going to do.
The Four Heavenly Kings looked at this funny monkey and thought he was homesick.
But they didn't see that the flames in the monkey's eyes flashed, and then he smiled and walked towards the place where he raised his horse.
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