Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

"You came?"

"Well, here I am."

"What do I want?"

"Oh, you may not bring what I want."

"Give me a chance... Bah! Are you blind?! You can't see such a big thing?!"

late at night.

An unexpected visitor came to the convenience store.

What confused the S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel watching from the dark was that this guy dared to confront Ye Qing.

Although, this guy is quite handsome.

Judging from the aesthetics of people of any skin color ethnic group, they are very handsome.

However, this shouldn't be the reason why he dared to confront Ye Qing!
Snapped!
Suddenly, everyone saw that the man smashed something similar to a capsule on the cash register in front of Ye Qing.

"I didn't know to save some to drink before, but now I'm asking for it again. Is this really a drink?!"

The man looks very angry.

After grabbing a notebook in Ye Qing's hand, he planned to leave.

Da da!

A small head suddenly appeared next to a container in the convenience store.

He looked at the two people at the door nervously and curiously.

"...Have your hobbies perverted to this extent?"

Chu Tian silently took out his sword, thinking that today is the time to die together with Ye Qing, to remove a great calamity from the heavens and the world.

Originally, when he received the news from Ye Qing that he was asked to send [Warlord Serum], he was still very puzzled.

Because long before they came, the federal leadership sponsored them a lot of things below the C level.

On Ye Qing's side, not only did they send some things, but they also returned the things that Ye Qing had obtained before and asked the Federation to help sell them.

It stands to reason that Ye Qing does not lack [Warrior Serum].

Now he understands—

Ye Qing originally wanted to introduce someone to him!

"Well, this is my cub. You may not believe it when you say it, but I'm actually quite shocked—Gu Yi, you know, right? She lied to me for a long time."

Ye Qing sadly wiped the corners of his eyes.

In his mouth, he said something that Chu Tian couldn't guess at all.

"Huh?! This guy is you and Master Ancient One—"

Chu Tian was shocked to the point of bewilderment.

"Hey, God knows some things, you know me, but if you see Gu Yi in the future, I hope you can call her sister-in-law sincerely. Maybe she will get angry because she can't save face, for example, hit you, I hope you will Try not to worry about it at this time... Huh? What are you doing here?"

Ye Qing found that Xiaoye Le had actually walked over.

"Well, are you really my daddy?"

Xiaoye Le asked nervously: "If so, why did you show up now?"

"Hey, behind this is a story full of ups and downs, involving aliens, the origin of the universe, family power, and loli. If you want to hear it, help Dad to open the door of your mommy's room later, and then Pour some of this growth-boosting drug into her glass, and Daddy will tell you all about it."

"...Daddy, I'm not young, I know some things."

"Don't call me Daddy, I don't have a rebellious son like you!"

"..."

Xiao Yele is sure that his dad is not only a psychopath, but also a pervert.

"Is this really your son? How long have you been here, why did you get your son out?!"

Chu Tian became even more confused.

After close observation and feeling, he found that Xiaoye Le's face was somewhat similar to Ye Qing's, and there was a breath in his body that was similar to Ye Qing's.

It is almost certain to be Ye Qing's cub!

The issue is--

They only came to this world for a day!

Do perverts reproduce so fast? ! !

"You think I want to?"

Ye Qing was furious, lit a cigarette, and cursed, "Why don't you get your sister back, I don't know how to take care of a child, and I don't have any milk yet."

"Nor does my sister!"

"Hey? Is it really okay for you to humiliate your sister like this?"

"Fack! Shouldn't the milk I'm talking about and the milk you're talking about be the same thing? Why did it suddenly get involved in something indescribable?!"

Chu was in a hurry.

Looking at Xiao Yele, he smashed the capsule with a slap, and took out a bottle of [Warlord Serum] out of a dozen boxes packed.

"Come on, this is a meeting gift that uncle brought you after he knew you were here. The way to drink it is to pour about ten milliliters into a glass of water. Don't pour too much, or it will be uncomfortable... Very good, you little bastard and your father I also don’t like listening to people’s persuasion, so drink it up, don’t you feel uncomfortable.”

"Damn! This is what I asked you to drink for me!" Ye Qing was furious.

"Don't pretend, you asked me if there is a purpose for keeping this thing in stock, if it is not for this kid, there will be ghosts."

Chu Tian pondered for a while, and then gave Xiaoyele a small wooden sign, "This is a talisman. Although you have your crazy dad by your side, there is a high probability that you will not have any accidents, and this thing will be useless, but it is also considered uncle. Your blessings, I hope you will be safe in the future."

After speaking, he took the notebook he got from Ye Qing and left.

When passing by a few monitoring agents, he did not forget to give them a wave of [amnestic erasure].

Da da da!
Tens of seconds later, he rushed back as if his butt was on fire, his face as black as a glowing coal.

"What do you mean?!"

He slapped the notebook on the counter.

"You asked me to pick up girls, but you still emphasized that you are an old woman who is more than 1000 years old?!"

"This is-"

Ye Qing turned his head, his eyes flickering, "That's right! This is because I see you have been single and worried about your sister."

"Why worry about her?!"

Chu Tian's eyes were red, "I've said it countless times, I'm not like you, I'm not a sister-in-law! And you just came up with this excuse just now, okay? Do you think I'm blind?!! "

"Okay, okay, the fact is that I have been evaluating your role in the [Lolita Arrest Group], and then I found out that you bastard is really handsome."

"...Praise me, I will not agree to you dating a two-thousand-year-old woman."

"Damn it! Isn't it a waste for a handsome guy like you not to pick up girls?! Besides, what's wrong with her being two thousand years old? It's not stated in the appendix of the plan I gave, but she followed her dad all the way to sweep the Nine Realms, Her father deals with women, and she deals with men. Hundreds of years of combat experience and the accumulation of time will definitely make you forget about your flat-chested sister... Well, maybe it only takes a tongue to do it."

"...I think I understand why Xilin, like me, appeared on this planet, but when he came to get the plan, he said he had something to do and refused to come."

"Don't worry, he's going to pick up girls too."

"He's not from the Blue Star. He doesn't have the same appearance as humans on this planet, so ghosts will like him!"

"Well, unfortunately, there is such a girl who likes to play with non-human beings."

"..."

Chu Tian left aggrieved.

He didn't hear any negotiable meaning from Ye Qing's words.

And as he who doesn't understand the future direction of this world, he dare not forcefully refuse, fearing that because of his refusal, he will lose everything in the end.

On the dark street, with trembling hands, he continued to look at the plan Ye Qing made.

Then--

He found that apart from Hui Yue being the sole team leader, and the other people who came with them this time, going to Venus to find some [ancient ruins].

His sister was actually arranged to work hard to become good friends with a guy named [Sol]!
Chu Tian's hand holding the notebook trembled more and more.

Oh shit!If I can't beat you, I will fight with you!

He thought so angrily in his heart.

However, after he thought about it again, he was slightly relieved when he found out that his sister was in a place called [Asgard] after he got in touch with his sister this morning.

Not afraid.

Now I will send a letter to Linger to tell her not to go anywhere.

I don't believe it anymore, what else can Ye Qing do to send that guy named [Sol] to Linger, and talk to Linger about friends!
Chu Tian sneered and went to meet Xilin.

He couldn't wait to know how desperate and angry Xilin would be when he knew that he had to date a woman from Earth.

at the same time.

Asgard.

Chu Linger walked vigilantly in a jungle.

She didn't know where it was.

At the beginning, she had seen a group of powerful and well-equipped patrol soldiers passing by from a distance, each of them had strength above E+ level, which made her feel extremely vigilant about this area.

However, she sent Ye Qing a letter.

Ye Qing asked her clearly what she heard from the group of soldiers, and after knowing where she was, told her not to be nervous.

Then I didn't believe it.

This made her teeth itch with anger, and wanted to enter the mirrored space several times, and then with the help of her Oni-chan, she ran to the earth to reunite!
Swish!

Suddenly, she heard a strange noise in the jungle ahead.

A flashing hammer flew out of it.

Danger!

Chu Ling'er's pupils shrank, and with the help of her own training, she finally barely reached the strength of a C-level saintess, and quickly took out a big knife from her personal backpack.

Clang!
After a loud noise, Chu Ling'er's legs slid on the ground with two deep plow marks, and her tiger's mouth was numb.

The hammer was blocked from the attack and flew back backwards.

"Outsiders, are you here to invade Asgard?"

A majestic voice came.

Afterwards, Chu Ling'er saw a man in armor, tall and majestic, with blond messy hair, walking out of the jungle with the hammer that attacked her just now.

Behind him, there were five people of different heights, short, fat and thin.

"I didn't come to invade, I just got lost!"

Chu Linger was nervous, and hurriedly said: "Believe me, I don't know why I appear in this place."

"Oh, that lady who doesn't know where she came from or what race she is, you don't have to be nervous. If you really don't have any hostility, just put down the weapon in your hand first."

"No! Who knows what you guys will do to me after I put down my weapon? Like that!"

"Uh... Ms., your mind seems to have been infected by some evil existence... Don't worry, we are of different races. Although I like your appearance, I will not do anything to you, just like your race The people here shouldn’t be able to see through a fish...there should be fish over there, right?”

Chu Linger: (brainstorming, recalling everything I experienced with Ye Qing, and Ye Qing's perverted personality that can be called an old tortoise).

"That...why not?"

Chu Linger became even more nervous.

"Um?!"

A warrior who has fought all his life, a turtle who has never seen the customs and customs of other worlds, Prince of Asgard, Sol——

I was so shocked that the hammer fell to the ground.