Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

"Are you really my godfather?"

for a long time.

Ye Qing, Stark, Ethan and Coulson got on the plane back to America.

Stark looked at Ye Qing over and over again, feeling like he was dreaming.

He had heard his dad say the name "Ye Qing", and said more than once that it was a gorilla that could have been transformed from a human being, with such a bad personality that he could only be regarded as his dog's leg when the Lord of Hell came.

He thought it was the sequelae left by his dad after he went to the battlefield, and made up a character.

The result really popped out?
"Well, to prove this... want me to take off my pants and show you?"

"No, what's the matter with the pants???"

"Hey, you may not know that your dad was not married when he met me - didn't he describe to you the good times I had with him?"

"Sorry, no."

"Well, I can give some hints, such as Invincible Hot Wheels, White Snake Spitting Core, Erlong Xizhu and so on."

Stark: "..."

Ethan: "..."

Colson: "..."

They feel their cognition has been slammed.

People of that era...

Are you having such a good time?
"Well, for the sake of calling Dad the godfather, your own dad, Howard, should have abided by the agreement I made with him. It's a pity that he didn't give birth to a precious daughter, but fortunately, if you have a daughter If so, that's not bad too, hehehe...By the way, why haven't you practiced the Lingyuan cultivation method that I gave your dad a copy of?"

Ye Qing wiped away his saliva.

Glancing at Stark, he realized that this guy hadn't practiced at all.

It's a pity, he originally wanted to see if he could use the Golden Light Curse or something to exchange tens of billions of dollars with Stark to buy Lolita.

"Shouldn't that be a joke between you and my father?"

Stark disdains, "It's like a wizard or a magician. I think it's more scientific and reliable, just like the mecha I made before—although it collapsed because of the poor raw materials."

"That's right, you should believe in science."

Ye Qing snapped his fingers.

A portal to his convenience store immediately appeared.

"You fly slowly, I'll pick up my baby from school... Hey? Why are you back now?"

Ye Qing walked to the other side and closed the portal.

In the plane, Stark and Dr. Ethan instantly felt that their worldview had been impacted.

……

New York, Chinatown.

Ye Qing stared at his genetically modified child.

His son looked at Daddy, who hadn't been around since he was born.

Then, Xiaoye Le silently handed Ye Qing a test paper.

"The teacher said that the parents should sign it."

"What's the matter? Lao Mei also set up this set?"

Ye Qing looked at the test paper and found an A+ written on it.

well.

Not one hundred percent.

He found another reason to beat up this idiot.

However, if you get started directly, you may seem a little too deliberate.

Well, it has to be natural.

Find a few more mistakes.

"Cough cough!"

Ye Qing coughed twice, and asked: "My dear son, did you fight with others at school? For example, with those classmates who called you no daddy."

"Yes, before I came back, I blocked them in an alley and beat them up again, and asked them to give me all the protection money I said yesterday."

"Huh?! Why are you different from what your mommy said?"

"Because Mommy wants me to be a good boy."

"Damn it! It's so in line with my evil ideas...then have you got a girlfriend?"

"That's not the case."

"Jie Jie Jie Jie! You don't play with loli when you can legally play, no wonder Daddy—"

"Because all the girls in my class are too ugly, I'm going to tell Mommy to change schools in a few days to find the girl of my dreams."

Ye Qing: "..."

Xiaoyele: "..."

Ye Qing: "..."

"You dared to use your right hand when you handed the test paper to Dad, Nizi! Feel Dad's iron fist of fatherly love!"

Ye Qing's expression turned serious, he raised his hand to hold down Xiao Yele and beat him violently.

It's the other way around!

If some truths are easily obtained, they will not be cherished.

Daddy doesn't allow you to realize these truths by yourself!

"Dad, when I went to school today, I found that I heard a lot of strange sounds, many sounds from far, far away were drilled into my ears, and I felt my eyes became hot..."

Xiaoye Le hurriedly interrupted Ye Qing's spellcasting, and said nervously: "Daddy, I'm not sick, am I?"

"Hey?"

Ye Qing was startled.

Not right.

I was exhausted, rolled in zombies, slept beside devouring beasts, and took the head of a cute girl among millions of troops... Finally, I evolved the Kryptonian bloodline and obtained super powers. The abilities of strong eyesight, super hearing and heat vision.

Are you directly self-awakened?

Swish!
He was a little suspicious, grabbed Xiao Yele's shoulder and flew to the top of the third floor.

"Come on, jump off."

"Ok?"

Xiao Yele's eyes widened, her whole body went numb, "Daddy, I'm really not your own?!"

"Well, did I finally let you know? Yes, in fact, you are my brother's brother and his son. Your appearance is a mistake, and now I allow you to end this mistake with your own hands."

"...I can treat you like my own father, as long as you don't bully me and my mommy."

"I don't even understand this sentence, I don't have a son as stupid as you!"

Ye Qing grinned grinningly, and hit the back of Xiao Yele's head.

Snapped!
Xiaoyele, like a weight, slapped and fell face-to-face on the ground three floors down.

There was no movement for a long time.

"Well, this evolutionary route seems to be a bit wrong, hasn't the anti-gravity magnetic field evolved yet?"

Ye Qing scratched his head and also flew down.

Then, he planned to let Xiao Yele, who should still have a few breaths, try again.

life.

If you don't die a few times, how do you know what can really kill you?

"Ye Qing! What are you doing?!"

Lisa's roar sounded suddenly.

She was fully armed, with two bullet chains tied to her body, and ran out of the convenience store with a heavy machine gun in her hand.

"My son is not a toy for you to play with!!!"

Da Da Da Da!

The machine gun spewed out a dense storm of bullets.

Block Ye Qing's escape directions.

"Don't be nervous, this is normal family education!"

Ye Qing panicked, quickly raised his hand to freeze all the bullets in the air.

"Fart! Which family's father would educate his son like this?! And...forget it, don't cry, I know how your father treated you..."

While talking, Lisa became numb instead.

She saw the crystal clear teardrops gushing from Ye Qing's eyes.

"Daddy! I'm going to learn this!"

Suddenly, Xiaoye Le suddenly jumped up from the ground, shouting to Ye Qing excitedly.

It looked like he was pretending to have a bad fall before.

Ye Qing wiped away his tears, and asked seriously, "Then will you help Dad feed your mommy the medicine?"

"This is simple, but Dad, we can discuss the detailed plan later."

Xiaoye happily looked at Lisa.

"Ye Le!!!"

Now, all the anger was transferred to Ye Le.

Lisa dropped the gun, grabbed the broom outside the door, and rushed towards Ye Le.

Ye Qing chuckled.

Look!
Excuse me, won't this be transferred?

Looking in all directions, he saw a lot of onlookers, and thoughtfully flashed the brain system for these guys.

Cleared their memories just now.

"Daddy, I want to learn this too!"

Xiao Ye Le shouted at Ye Qing while running away.

"Wait until Dad comes back, if you're still alive."

Ye Qing's figure flashed, and he went to the mirror space.

no way.

Chu Tian found him, and that was only a matter of the Blue Star Alliance.

There is also Tianwu Civilization to deal with.

He felt like he had become a dog-headed military division at the moment, specially serving as a staff officer.

"Praise the Lord of Lolita."

As soon as he entered, the sound of gnashing of teeth rang in his ears.

"Ah."

Ye Qing nodded in satisfaction, "May the light of the Lord shine on you."

Take a closer look——

Four people including Tianri, Tianyue, Sinanyi, and Fu Congcong appeared in front of him.

There are also two men with old faces and strong imposing manner.

Huh?
It seems that something strange has been mixed in?

"Husband Ye Qing!"

Tianyue let out a coquettish cry, rushed in front of Ye Qing and hugged Ye Qing's leg, and asked excitedly and happily, "Husband Ye Qing, are you surprised?"

"Sorry, no."

"Hmph! Definitely not, I know husband Ye Qing, you are not good at words, so you must be very happy in your heart."

Hearing this, Si Nanyi and the others were silent for a long time.

How did you find out that this psycho is not good at words?

How did you manage to say these four words? !
"Don't waste time, let's get down to business."

Among the two old men with old faces, one of them was wrinkled like knives and axes, full of scratches from time, but his eyes were extremely sharp.

He looked straight at Ye Qing and said: "Before coming, Lord Town King and His Majesty told you everything, except for emergencies, I will listen to you. Now I hope that you will really have the ability to predict the future as the rumors say, and you can make a plan for us. A perfect plan."

"Well, these two are—"

Ye Qing glanced at Si Nanyi.

"These are the two priests in the palace. I, Grandpa Liu Feng Liu, and me, Huangpu Yi, Grandpa Huangpu, are both C+ grade holy sons."

Tianyue answered first.

"It means that you, Tianwu Civilization, don't have a B-level this time?"

"My father said that you alone are enough!"

"Very well, then the next plan is to eat and drink together, and then wait for death."

"...Mr. Ye Qing, stop joking at this time."

"I'm making a woolen joke!"

Ye Qing went crazy, "At first, I thought that your Tianwu civilization would be much stronger than Dongxing civilization, for example, there are several B-level saint child-level reincarnators or kings, but this is the result?! Where did you get the courage from? Promise Shengyun Civilization, saying to choose a C+ level reincarnation world as a war? Did Mr. Liang borrow yours?!"

"...We have you."

Tianyue said something weakly.

"No, you don't have me, goodbye! No, never see you again!"

Ye Qing turned around and went back to New York.

In the same place, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.

Fortunately, it was only for a while, they saw Ye Qing come back with a dark face.

Holding a sheet of paper in his hand.