Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

on the earth.

In the circle of elites.

A legend of [Lolita Convenience Store] began to spread.

Legend has it that this is a convenience store where you can achieve any purpose and buy everything you want as long as you can afford the price.

The shop owner is a crazy and perverted lolicon.

Well, because they are worried that saying someone is crazy will make the shopkeeper angry, they usually just slander in their hearts, and they usually call them [evil god] or [shopkeeper].

The story sounds wonderful.

There is also evidence that this convenience store really exists.

For example, the CEO of a large company is dying in bed and is about to die.

Several of his sons were fighting for power and profit in front of him, but he couldn't stop him by shouting, so he could only shed sad tears silently.

As a result, he was given a [Membership Card] because of the favor of the [Lolita Apostle].

The next day, countless people swore that they saw the boss vigorously grabbing a 40-meter-long sword and chasing and killing his sons for eight streets.

For example, the female chief of a mysterious department.

She has been suffering from one of her physical defects, which is her inability to conceive. Even though she has invited famous doctors and professors all over the world to see her, she still has no solution.

At this time, she also got the opportunity to go to [Lolita Convenience Store].

It turned out she was pregnant the next day.

——Regarding this story, many people expressed their extreme doubts about whether her child belonged to her husband.

For example, a male leader of an organization, because he was too indulgent in his early years, caused him to doubt whether the gravity of the earth has become stronger every time he went to the toilet.

Occasionally, I think about science like my predecessor Newton.

For example, why do some things always fall down involuntarily?
When facing delicate girls one by one, he can only have fun in bitterness, exercising his nimble fingers with tears in his eyes.

At this time, he got a membership card.

No one knew what he had paid for, they only knew that the male leader suddenly rose to prominence after waking up from a sleep, and guarded three bodyguards who were as strong as a mountain overnight.

Well, then people probably guessed what he paid for...

There are many other similar stories.

To summarize, someone got the [Membership Card] of [Lori Convenience Store], and then bought all the things they wanted from the convenience store with enough exchange items.

Lifespan, beauty, wisdom, children, chance, props...

Almost only what they can't think of.

Nothing they can't buy!

As a result, countless people asked each other and searched frantically, wondering how to get a membership card.

It's a pity that the membership card seems to be given only to those approved by the [loli follower].

As for the people who got the card, after their analysis, after excluding a few "weird" lucky ones, the rest are all business tycoons in Shanghai, or high-level people in a certain country, or people with superior intelligence.

This made many insiders envy, envy and hate, but at the same time, they couldn't help but have a doubt in their hearts——

Does the manager of this loli convenience store want to control the world?

He is an evil god with great powers.

What do you care about this world?

"Bastard! Do you want to control the world?!"

no one knows.

this day.

It was still the same as usual, Ye Qing, who was lying on the armchair like a salted fish, found his cell phone rang suspiciously.

The mobile phone is one that Lisa bought for him.

Which one can't bring in the real world.

After he picked it up and listened to it, he was almost deafened by the roar of the braised egg head.

"Hey? How do you know that I caught a wild little loli that weighs 43 kilograms yesterday?"

Ye Qing looked at his phone strangely.

He was sure and sure that he hadn't told anyone this secret.

"Fack! No one asked you, little loli... Wait, you fucking committed a crime, do you know that?!"

Braised Egghead's roar became more intense.

"Huh? Do you have a wildlife protection law here?"

"Fuck! A little loli is not a wild animal... Bah! I mean that the consequences of catching a little loli are more serious than catching a wild animal! Now, give me the whole little loli you caught Hand it over, and then explain to me what you plan to do with the [Lolita Convenience Store]!"

"Lori Convenience Store? What's that?"

"Stop pretending to me! I want you to come to me right now, and take the little loli you caught with me, or I promise that a missile will drop from the sky soon and blow you to pieces !"

"Little loli? Hey? Where is the little loli?"

"Are you really not coming?!"

"Well, are you sure? I know you have a training school there, and I heard there are quite a lot of beautiful little girls in it."

"...Let's wait for a while, I'll let them go out and hide first."

The phone hangs up.

Fury chose to admit defeat extremely aggrieved.

He knew, that [Lolita Convenience Store] was indeed created by Ye Qing.

This point, whether it is from what those people said, the owner of [Lolita Convenience Store] is a perverted lolicon with great powers like a god; or from Ye Qing's attitude that you can do anything to me just now look.

Ye Qing definitely did it!
But, Fury thought aggrievedly, what Ye Qing did is not illegal, can you believe it? !
The law prohibits the sale of organs.

Didn't say you can't sell things like lifespan, emotions and desires, memory!

And the most important thing is that he has no evidence!
Without evidence, he wouldn't even be able to sue Ye Qing for [tax evasion].

So, he could only hang up the phone aggrievedly just now.

Ye Qing made it clear that he would not go, what can he do to Ye Qing?
Did you really get a missile to blow up Ye Qing's place?
If it doesn't kill them, they're finished!
Ye Qing's last sentence sounded more like a threat than he really wanted to catch little loli!

SHIELD headquarters.

Fury's face was cloudy and uncertain, and he was playing with a thing that looked outdated for many years, like a pager.

After a long time, he still sighed and stuffed the things back into his pocket.

"Regarding [Rubik's Cube], have you researched anything useful?"

He called his loyal man Coulson.

Coulson smiled wryly, "Sir, it was found almost at the same time as the captain. How could we have researched something useful so quickly? We have made a few energy guns, but you shouldn't look down on them."

"Captain...Steve..."

Fury thought for a moment.

Then, he suddenly felt that if he asked Steve to meet Ye Qing, he might be able to get something out of Ye Qing's mouth.

"Send a car, I'm going to see Steve."

Fury made a decisive decision and gave the order.

at the same time.

Ye Qing at the entrance of the convenience store found an unexpected visitor.

mage king.

Uh, I didn't mean the king of mages, but this guy only told him that his surname was Wang, and he didn't mention anything else.

"This is what His Holiness asked me to give you. It contains some common magic like invisibility, penetrating objects, illusion, flight, hypnotism, shield, alchemy, etc. It also contains things like astral projection, dimension summoning, time magic, etc. Advanced magic like manipulation."

Snapped!
He was not polite at all, with a cold face, he threw a thick book on Ye Qing.

"Study hard, once you have learned all the magic in it, there should be nothing you can't do in this world. Remember, don't disappoint His Holiness' trust in you!"

"After learning this, will you be omnipotent?"

Ye Qing couldn't help but look at Lisa who was cleaning the store, his eyes gradually moved to an indescribable place.

Old Wang noticed that Ye Qing's eyes were wrong, so he also looked over.

Then, both sighed.

"Sorry, I am a frog in a well. Magic is not so omnipotent in some places." Old Wang sighed.

"Yeah yeah."

Ye Qing deeply agrees.

"Asshole! I'm not too young, okay! I've been trying to drink papaya milk for 70 years!"

Lisa finally noticed the gazes of the two, and suddenly became furious.