Starting from mental illness to dominate the heavens

Lisa is angry.

Still a bad one.

I actually ignored him for six hours, 58 minutes and 29 seconds.

night.

Ye Qing looked at the closed door between the first and second floors of the convenience store with some anxiety.

He didn't feel like he made Lisa angry.

Besides, if you really want something, you just need to say a word, and I can help you grow up right away!

Ye Qing looked down at his palms.

Once, when he was working in a noodle shop, the noodles kneaded by these hands would become white, round and big after waking up.

So when it comes to rubbing twice, why are you still so angry?
Kaka!

The door was suddenly opened.

Xiaoye Le poked out a small head in a ghostly way, and said in a low voice: "Mommy said she wants you to come in and watch TV together."

"Hey? Your tyrannosaurus mother would say that?"

"...Daddy, there may be some truth in saying that life is endless, but are you sure you really want to sleep in the store on the first floor tonight?"

"If it's possible, I'd rather sleep with you and your mommy and have a happy family."

"Yeah, I understand, I will leave quietly in the middle of the night."

"Are you still coming to watch TV, you two bastards?!"

Lisa's signature growl sounded again.

Xiaoye Le and Ye Qing immediately shrank their necks obediently.

The TV was nothing to watch.

Ye Qing originally thought that Lisa made something about that era 70 years ago, he felt nostalgic and wanted to watch it with him.

The result is some bloody TV series and news broadcasts.

Bored, he could only smoke silently.

"For the sake of giving birth to a son for you, can you tell me something?"

After a long time, Lisa suddenly said such a sentence without thinking.

"Huh? Is this brat made by you and me?"

Ye Qing was startled, then hesitated and said: "Well, it's not that I don't trust you, the main reason is that I don't know anything about the process of making him. If I can experience it, maybe I will trust you a little more."

"As long as you can answer my question truthfully, the door of my bedroom can be unlocked tonight."

Long live!
Lisa is willing to make such a big sacrifice in order to know the answer to what question!

Ye Qing's hand holding the cigarette was shaking.

"that--"

He swallowed, "It's my first time, you can be gentle later..."

"I didn't ask you this!"

Lisa got angry again, and said through gritted teeth, "And who the hell would believe it!"

"...It's fine if you don't believe me, so what's your problem?"

Ye Qing quietly built a barrier around him.

Although it is said that the people of the Holy Cloud civilization on the earth and the audience in the live broadcast room were all driven away by his ancient one.

But God knows if the people of Shengyun Civilization will use any strange means, such as controlling a few people on Earth in a way that even Gu Yi can't detect, to eavesdrop on his conversation with Lisa.

"Are you from another world?"

Lisa opens up her [-] whys.

In fact, she has held back some doubts for a long time, a full 70 years.

Before Ye Qing came here, because she didn't know if Ye Qing's personality had changed, she didn't dare to ask directly.

"Yes."

Ye Qing answered quickly.

"You reappearing in this world, does it mean that the world is in imminent danger?"

"almost."

"How dangerous is it?"

"Maybe the solar system will be blown up... Well, don't worry, if the solar system blows up, there will be gods from this world coming out to avenge you."

"Xie Te! My mother is dead, it's useless to ask someone to avenge me!"

"Well, what do you mean you hope that even if you die, you don't want others to avenge you and kill the guy who killed you?"

"This--well, I still hope that someone can help me avenge... The next question, what [Lolita Convenience Store] did you buy to find helpers to help you deal with the upcoming danger?"

"Is this what Braised Egghead asked you to ask? By the way, didn't he go looking for my traitor Steve?"

"Braised egg head... Puff! Chinese is so interesting... Ahem! Well, it was Steve who told him that it would be better if I asked, but I also want to know the answer to this question."

"The answer is yes! My idea is to find a helper to help me gradually control the world and welcome the arrival of the great Luoshen. The world belongs to Luoshen, and Loli belongs to me... Hehehe, are you interested in joining this great Luoshen?" Plan...don't hit! If you hit again, I won't talk to you!"

"How strong are you now?"

"Well, it's not easy to compare it with the weapons of your era, but mushroom eggs are 100% unkillable."

"If you are so strong, you still need to find a helper. How strong is your enemy?!"

"...I won't tell you anymore, if there is a real fight, is it possible that the solar system will explode?"

"I thought you were joking... well, can I learn the exercise book you gave Xiao Yele earlier?"

"Huh? Doesn't it make it clear that you stole the teacher? Just don't let the braised egg head know."

"Hmph! Even if you still have a little conscience... No, if your enemies are really that strong, it seems useless if I learn them... When will your group of enemies come?"

"If nothing else, the first wave will be New York a year later."

"Huh? How do you know such a specific time and place? And what does the first wave mean? It means there will be many waves after that?"

"If you don't know the time and place, don't ask. The meaning of the first wave is what you understand."

"...Do you know how to immigrate to an alien planet?"

"Don't think about it, you gave birth to a cub that is almost the same as mine, as long as you take him with you, people will chase you and chop you up wherever you hide."

"I can go alone!"

The voice fell.

Xiaoye Le fell into long-term thinking.

He decided it was time for him to take a paternity test with Lisa.

"Haven't you been working hard to exercise Xiao Le recently?"

Lisa snorted and said her reason, "I know your intention, and you want to train Xiao Le to be your helper. I have no objection to this. A man can only grow up through the tempering of battle."

"...He might die, Xiao Lili."

"It's okay, you will give me some seeds later, and I will make another one."

Snapped!
Xiaoyele stood up, and walked out the door silently.

He felt that there was no place for him in this family.

The world is so big.

Since then, he has made his home all over the world, which is not impossible.

"Hey hey, do you mean we start now?"

Ye Qing showed a rippling smile and rubbed his hands.

"Wait, I haven't finished my question yet."

Lisa felt relieved when she knew the answers to some of the questions she wanted to know.

He casually grabbed a handful of peanuts from the table, stuffed them into Xiaoyele's hands, and apologized to him as his mother.

Then I ate it myself.

"The other problem is—"

Lisa paused while peeling peanuts, "You are in another world, do you have a wife?"

"Well, this question..."

Ye Qing's eyes began to wander.

Laughing dead, I have seven little loli I will tell you? !
"understood."

Lisa kneaded the peanuts in her hand into powder, and said expressionlessly: "You go to the first floor to open the store tonight. I think it's good to continue the habit of not closing for 24 hours."

"do not!"

Ye Qing was in a hurry.

[Now insert an urgent news——]

A panicked voice suddenly sounded from the TV.

The scene changed, and on a street, a big yellow fat man fell from the sky and smashed the concrete floor until it cracked.

"Huh? Hate?"

Ye Qing's attention was shifted in one click.

In the picture, there is a yellowish green skin, which can be regarded as light yellow, and there are hideous bone spurs growing on the hands and back, which is not cute at all.

They are about the same height and size as Hulk, or even bigger.

He knows what it is.

This plot appeared in "The Invincible Hulk", which is about the fight between the green fat Hulk and a yellow fat "hate" born by copying his genes.

Like many superhero movies, the green fat man is firmly suppressed by hatred at the beginning.

Then it burst out suddenly, killing the abomination.

However, he has clearly brainwashed Hulk before, which can be regarded as changing the main character.

Abomination or debut?

Hmm, maybe the Hulk had his blood drawn before he came.

Ye Qing pondered for a while.

"Hey boy, shall we go to the theater?"

He looked at Xiao Yele.

Xiaoyele shook her head like a rattle in a panic, "You can't fool me, you must want me to beat this guy, I will be beaten to death by him!"

"Hey hey, really smart, but do you think it's useful to shake your head?"

"Probably useless... Goodbye mom, I'm going on a long voyage tonight."

"cough!"

Lisa, who was still chewing peanuts just now, choked and her face gradually turned red.

Snapped!
She slapped Ye Qing's body, pointed to her throat, and motioned Ye Qing to help her get the peanuts out.

"Forehead……"

Ye Qing was afraid that the moody Lisa would get angry, so he asked tentatively, "From above or below?"

Lisa: "?"

Clap clap clap!

In the next second, Lisa, who looked like crazy, used a fatal chain palm move.

Her throat stopped choking, and she chased after Ye Qing and beat him violently.

"Come on, if it doesn't pass, the fun will be over."

Ye Qing hugged Lisa, lifted Xiaoye Le again, raised his leg and kicked open a portal.