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[It is poison. 】

[Actually, it is a coincidence that you found that this thing can also be used as your food. 】

[Because your reputation as a humanoid self-propelled natural disaster is too loud, and all the places you pass are desolate scenes with no grass growing.

Many local tyrants in the places you have been or are about to visit have issued rewards for you on the black market. 】

[The amount of your bounty is getting higher and higher, which naturally attracts a large number of bounty hunters who want to take down your head. 】

[But you and your two clansmen are not mediocre, these ninjas who were attracted by the high bounty all died under your hands one by one. 】

[After you killed eleven bounty hunters with Jnin strength in a row, you were in the limelight for a while, scaring off a large part of the bounty hunters. 】

[But there are always a few who are not afraid of death, still staring at your head. 】

[After several head-on battles with you without gaining any benefits, these people teamed up and came up with a bad move—to poison you. 】

[They prepared a large amount of highly toxic powder and sprinkled it in advance on a small forest in front of the road you are walking on. 】

【When these highly toxic powders come into contact with the soil and trees in the woods, they quickly melt into their bodies.

From the outside, the whole forest is not any different from before.

But as long as someone dared to step into the woods, even if they only came into contact with a certain place in the woods, they would quickly die of poison. 】

[It was noon, and you came to the woods just as they thought, and you plunged into the woods and started to eat. 】

[Soon, they who were hiding in the dark saw you twitching all over your body and falling down while foaming at the mouth. 】

[They rushed out from the hiding place excitedly, used the crowd tactics to eliminate your two clansmen, then put on their protective clothing, and prepared to enter the forest to cut off your head. 】

[Unexpectedly, they just entered the woods with their front feet, and you got up from the ground with your back feet. 】

【The reason why you twitched all over and fell down foaming at the mouth just now was not because of poisoning, but because you were accidentally...overwhelmed. 】

[That kind of highly toxic powder only needs to be a little bigger than a fist, and it is enough to rival the satiety that a large forest can give you. 】

[A group of bounty hunters all looked like they had seen a ghost.

After they were dazed for a moment, they rushed towards you with the same howls. 】

【Relying on your own powerful defense, you shuttle freely through the powerful ninjutsu they released, taking the lives of bounty hunters one after another.

Soon, you will kill only one of these bounty hunters. 】

【The living bounty hunter keeps begging for mercy on your knees, begging you to let him go. 】

【"What did you add to this forest?"】

【"It's...it's a highly poisonous powder extracted from the body of the salamander...uh!"]

【After you got the answer you wanted, you snapped the bounty hunter's neck. 】

[After burying two clansmen with grief, you embarked on a journey to find new food. 】

[No. 16 years, you wandered alone in the ninja world these past few years, and tasted all the poisons you could find. 】

[Although the hunger-satisfying effects of these poisons are indeed better than those of trees, stones, metals, etc., they are still far from the level of the highly poisonous powder back then. 】

[The highly toxic powder that can be extracted from the body of the salamander fish costs 8000 taels on the black market, even if it’s just as small as a fingernail, which you can’t afford with your financial strength. 】

【You plan to find a few salamanders in the ninja world, catch them and raise them artificially, and then extract their venom for food. 】

[One day during the search for salamander, you came to a small mountain village to buy supplies. 】

[An enthusiastic aunt in the village saw that you were unfamiliar, so she kindly reminded you not to go to the small restaurant ten miles away from the east end of the village.

It was a well-known black shop nearby, and the owner of the shop often poisoned the food of the customers, murdering them for money. 】

[For the purpose of eliminating harm for the people and having a good meal, you thanked the aunt for her advice, and then resolutely set off towards the east of the village. 】

[When you come to the small restaurant that the aunt mentioned, a rogue-headed man with a very wretched appearance runs towards you from the cashier counter. 】

【"Does the guest want to eat? Come and sit inside."】

【"Are you the owner of this store?"】

【"The little one is right, what would you like to eat, my guest? I can do anything here."】

【You deliberately took out a stack of banknotes from your pocket, and the boss's eyes lit up instantly when he saw the banknotes in your hand. 】

【"What is your best dish?"】

【"That must be my family's ginseng steam pot chicken!"】

【"Okay, I want it, let's do it quickly."】

【"Alright guest, just wait a moment."】

【The boss trotted all the way into the kitchen, and after a short while, he came out with a big pot in both hands. 】

【"Here comes the chicken soup!"

"Guest, this soup is such a beautiful thing! You have to drink it while it's hot..."]

[You take a bowl of milky white chicken soup out of the pot unhurriedly, hold it in front of your eyes for a while, and then you drink it up. 】

[Then, you will be shocked by the taste of this chicken soup. 】

[The delicacy of chicken soup and the horrible toxicity of poison are perfectly integrated, giving you an unprecedented unique experience. 】

【You suddenly feel that this boss seems to be a talented person...】

[The boss saw that you didn't respond after drinking the chicken soup for a long time, so he couldn't help but wonder if he didn't poison the soup. 】

【He scooped up some chicken soup and tasted it lightly, then quickly spit out the chicken soup. 】

【"Impossible! After drinking my poisonous chicken soup, how could you still be alive?! Who are you?"】

【"My name is Qiudao Baiyao."】

[The boss froze for a moment when he heard your name, and then continued. 】

【"What a bad name, I've never heard of it!"】

【"Oh, I still have a nickname in the ninja world, it seems to be called a humanoid self-propelled natural disaster or something..."】

[The boss was scared to pee on the spot. 】

【In the end, you took the pangolin, that is, the boss, as a servant, and one master and one servant started the next journey...】

[No. 17 years, a whole year has passed, and you still haven't found any trace of the salamander.

But you don't feel depressed, because the elder Chiyo of Sand Hidden Village can make a poison that is more powerful than the poison of salamander. 】

[You are going to visit Elder Chidai in Hidden Sand Village and ask her to make a batch of poison for you. 】

[But what you didn't expect was that before you had completed half of the journey to Sand Hidden Village, news came that Elder Chidai died to save the fifth Kazekage Gaara. 】

【You feel very lost, and you have been sad for a while because of it...】

【Just then, a big white bird flew in the distance...】