People in Konoha, start life simulator

【The big white bird is flying straight towards you. You thought that the other party was a bounty hunter coming towards you, so you immediately blocked it. 】

【"Super multiplication technique!"】

【You directly turned into a giant more than 30 meters tall, and slapped the big white bird in midair with a slap. 】

[A yellow-haired young man with a broken arm jumped off the big white bird before you hit it. 】

[As soon as the young man with yellow hair landed on the ground, he yelled at you angrily. 】

【"Damn it! Doubling the technique, you are from the Qiu Taoist family!"

"Did Konoha set up an ambush so far away from Sand Hidden Village?!"

"Just because you want to stop me Didara?! Let me show you the art of explosion!"]

【Didara spits out a lump of clay from his mouth, squeezes it into many spiders and throws it at you. 】

[After hearing what Didara said, you vaguely understand that you and Didara have mistaken each other's identities. 】

【But before you could speak, those clay spiders jumped on you one after another, and exploded themselves one after another. 】

【Didara saw that you were completely submerged in the explosion, and couldn't help but let out bursts of hearty laughter. 】

[But after the gunpowder smoke cleared, only the clothing was damaged by the explosion, revealing the strong upper body, and you, who hadn't lost even a single hair, looked at Didala with a look like a foolish 13. 】

【Based on your current physical defense, how can a mere explosion hurt you. 】

【Didara's face turned blue when you saw it, and then he snorted coldly. 】

【"Hmph! If you have some skills, let's look at my move."】

【Didara took out a huge piece of clay from nowhere, and the clay turned into a white dragon in the blink of an eye. 】

【"C2·Giant Dragon, attack!"】

[The white dragon opens its mouth wide, and spits out a bunch of clay bombs from its mouth to shoot at you. 】

【Once these clay bombs touch your body, they will explode immediately, but they still have no effect on you. 】

【When the last clay bomb flew towards you, you suddenly opened your mouth and swallowed the whole clay bomb. 】

[Gudong... You swallowed the clay bomb into your stomach, and then your stomach bulged slightly, and you opened your mouth to spit out some explosive sparks. 】

【Under Didara's stunned gaze, you slowly commented on his clay bomb. 】

【"Your art seems a bit bland..."】

[Hearing your belittlement of the art of explosions, Deidala said furiously - labor and management can't stand this kind of insult! 】

[So Deidara began to show you his proud art one after another, and all kinds of clay bombs rushed towards you, causing huge explosions around you. 】

【During the bursts of violent explosions, not only did you have nothing to do, but you reached out to catch two clay bombs from time to time, and gnawed them like snacks. 】

【Seeing that the clay was about to be used up, Didara had no choice but to stop. 】

[At this time, Didara has been thinking about a question - what kind of player are you? !
He even summoned C4 Garuda, but he still couldn't hurt you at all. 】

[Didara resisted unwillingness, and was going to find a way to escape your obstruction and continue to retreat. 】

【"Huh? Why did it stop?"

"That Deidara, your art is not only tasteless, but also not long-lasting..."

"What kind of spicy chicken art is this, I advise you to give up as soon as possible."]

【Didara's retreating steps suddenly stopped, and then she looked at you with a ferocious expression. 】

【"MDZZ, you forced me, I insist on showing you what is real explosion art!"】

【I saw Deidara ripping off his shirt, eating the explosive clay with his mouth on the left chest, and directly mixed the chakra through the meridian system of the heart, and then his body slowly turned black and even began to disappear slowly. The chakra condensed into a black sphere on his chest. 】

[At this time, you obviously haven't realized the seriousness of the matter, so you still sneered. 】

【"You said it's fine if you have a long mouth on your hands, but you still have a mouth on your chest. Are you the legendary talkative monster?"】

【The speed at which Deidara's body disappeared accelerated again, and the black sphere became bigger and bigger. 】

【"Art is an explosion! Drink!"】

[Didara completely disappeared into this world after he finished his last statement in his life. The black sphere also emitted huge energy at the same time, and it might explode at any time. 】

【You run over and swallow the cracked black sphere in one gulp. 】

[The black sphere exploded directly from your body. The terrifying explosion power made you unable to resist, and a pillar of fire shot straight into the sky with the belching sound. 】

【"Hmm~ Your artistic taste is right this time."】

[I don’t know if Didala, who has passed away, would be relieved to hear your comment...]

【A generation of blasting ghosts, fanatics of the art of blasting, just died in your hands with extreme aggrievedness. 】

【"Pangolin, we should go... Pangolin? Where are people?!"

"Could it be that he was killed by the bomb just now? Sigh...it's a pity, such a good cook...do you think you won't stay away?"】

[You embarked on the journey alone again. 】

[Shortly after you left, A Fei from the Akatsuki organization came to pick up Didala, and it was long overdue.

He was holding the fragments of Deidara's robe that I had finally found in his hand, and looked at the large crater caused by the explosion with a dazed expression on his face.

He couldn't understand why this good-looking Didala disappeared...]

……

[No. 17 years, you who have been traveling (flowing) in the Ninja World for five full years, at a certain moment, the idea of ​​going back to Konoha suddenly sprouted in your mind. 】

[Just do what you think, you started the journey back to Konoha, because of your reputation in the past few years, your appearance and characteristics have spread throughout the ninja world.

But any ninja who spares his life dare not hit your mind again.

The journey back to Konoha was exceptionally smooth. 】

[However, when you just came outside the gate of Muye Village, you saw with your own eyes that Muye was swept into ruins by a powerful force, and countless people were killed or injured in the village. 】

[You anxiously searched for the figures of Akimichi Dōza and Akimichi Dōji among the survivors. Fortunately, you found them, but Akimichi Dōzuo was seriously injured and fell into a coma. 】

【After a while of pleasantries, you ask Akimichi Chotsukonoha what happened. 】

[Akimichi Choji told you that the Six Paths Payne organized by Akatsuki just attacked Konoha, causing Konoha Village to be almost completely destroyed.

Immediately afterwards, Qiu Dao Ding Zuo hesitantly informed you that your biological parents may have been killed in this attack. 】

[Birth parents died, adoptive father was seriously injured and comatose, you feel unprecedented anger. 】

[On the other side of the Konoha ruins, Tiandao Payne slowly walked out of the smoke and dust that filled the sky. 】

【"Naruto!"】

【Sakura, who was just spit out by the slug, shouted to the sky. 】

Sakura: The ultimate psychic - Naruto Summoning is activated!

[Uzumaki Naruto is here! 】

[Naruto, who entered the fairy mode, descended from the sky on a toad, staring at Tiandao Payne with cold eyes, and then...]

【A huge slap protruded from the smoke rising from behind Naruto, and with that slap, Naruto and his toad fan flew out of the arena, just in front of Sakura. 】

[Among the ghost-like eyes of the survivors, Choji Akimichi whispered in embarrassment. 】

【"That seems to be my brother..."】