The system is too strong and forced to Versailles
Chapter 1 Forcing me to pretend
In the classroom of Jincheng High School, Zhang Lei was sleeping on the table, and suddenly this sentence appeared in his mind: "Are you willing to pretend?"
Zhang Lei slammed the table, stood up immediately, and shouted loudly: "It goes without saying, I was born to pretend."
The students in the classroom immediately burst into laughter.
The beautiful class teacher Zhou Tong stared at Zhang Lei with gritted teeth as if she had eaten a stool.
"Zhang Lei, tell me again."
If the words just now came to mind, the teacher in charge said the words now.
Facing the questioning from the class teacher Zhou Tong, Zhang Lei was extremely embarrassed.But such a beautiful teacher asked you to repeat, who would not?
Zhang Lei stammered and said, "I, I...was born to pretend to be aggressive?"
There was another burst of laughter.
Just when the teacher yelled angrily: "What are you pretending to be in your mind?", such a sentence came to Zhang Lei's mind.
"The system is activated. Congratulations on becoming the new owner of the strongest pretentious system. As long as you can carry forward the spirit of being brave and good at pretentiousness, you will be rewarded by the system, making you the most pretentious man in the world."
"What?" Zhang Lei was stunned.He shouted loudly, "Did you fucking speak human language?"
Zhang Lei was asking about the system in his mind that communicated with him, but everyone in the class, including the class teacher Zhou Tong, was dumbfounded.
"Congratulations, you have successfully pretended to be an embarrassment, and the system will count it for you..."
The sound of the system suddenly froze, and Zhang Lei's thoughts returned to reality.
Feel the weird atmosphere in the class and the eyes of the head teacher who wants to kill someone.Zhang Lei was about to cry.
"Teacher, that sentence is not meant to tell you."
Zhou Tong frowned, revealing a smile that fascinated all living beings but made people chill: "Zhang Lei, I understand that you love to pretend, but is it worth it to talk to me like this for the sake of pretending?"
At this moment, that voice suddenly appeared in Zhang Lei's mind.
"The statistics are over, and you get a pretense value of 100."
Hear this strange voice.Zhang Lei couldn't help but ask back again: "Pretentious?"
Suddenly he realized something, and saw Mr. Zhou Tong, the head teacher, staring at him viciously, and shouted: "Do you think it's worth it? Okay, I'll let you do it. If you are still No. 1 in the English test tomorrow, You drop me out of school."
The teacher's words made everyone laugh, but Zhang Lei couldn't laugh anymore.
Because his grades are really bad, especially in English.Others have been supplementing English since they were in elementary school, but his family has no money, so he has never supplemented English at all.Naturally, it is impossible to achieve good results.
He wanted to kneel down and beg the teacher not to punish him like this, but at this moment, the voice sounded again.
"Zhang Lei, this is an excellent opportunity to act aggressive, don't miss it."
Zhang Lei was stunned, he tried to communicate with that voice.
"Why am I pretending?"
"Pretend to be able to get pretense points, and the obtained pretense points can be used to exchange abilities and props."
Zhang Lei was confused and asked, "What ability can I get?"
There was only a voice from the system, "According to your current situation, you need to remember the system analysis!"
Hearing this, Zhang Lei frowned.English is memorized by rote. If you have the ability to remember with a photographic memory, then this test, not to mention not taking the bottom one, is it okay to be the first?
Zhang Lei said: "Teacher, don't worry, if I take the bottom one again, I will stand on my head and shit!"
"Puff haha"
Zhang Lei's words made the whole class laugh again, and even the teacher couldn't help but cover his mouth.As we all know, that action is done by gravity, and now he stands on his head, how does gravity help him?Moreover, because of the existence of gravity, wouldn't it fall directly into the mouth?
Thinking of this, Zhou Tong pursed his lips and smiled and said, "I remember what you said."
After speaking, Zhou Tong left the classroom.
"Congratulations, you successfully pretended to be a tease. Get a little pretense. You have a total of 101 pretense points."
"Congratulations to my wool, I was given 100 pretense points last time, why did you give me some pretense points this time?"
"For the first time, the pretense value will be calculated as 100 times!"
"Then how much pretense do I need to exchange for my photographic memory?"
"not much."
Zhang Lei patted his chest, it's okay not much.
"Only 1 points.
Pfft. Zhang Lei vomited blood.
"I'm pretending to be a jerk, it's only 1 point, you want me to spend [-] points to buy skills?"
"Having a photographic memory, this skill is really against the sky, and there are other skills that can help you achieve your goal."
"What skills."
"The time extension allows you to learn 1 hours in 10 minute."
Pfft. Zhang Lei spat out another mouthful of blood.
"My head hurts after studying for a while, let me study for 10 hours? I can't sit still!"
"You don't have to worry, since the system allows you to study for 10 hours, it will definitely allow you to sit still."
Hearing this, Zhang Lei was relieved, as the saying goes, hard work can make up for one's weakness.If you have time to study, you can study hard.Even if you are stupid, what is there to worry about?
"How much pretense is the time extended once?"
"That's too little."
Hearing this, Zhang Lei was overjoyed.
"Just 150 pretense points."
Poof. Zhang Lei vomited blood again.
"That is to say, before tonight, I have to pretend to be 49 more to be able to make up the pretend value?"
The system replied embarrassingly: "Either embarrassing or funny will give you pretense points. Only the real pretense can give you pretense points."
Zhang Lei rolled his eyes, "Don't talk about being really aggressive, there's no place to pretend to be funny."
"How come, the opportunity to pretend has come."
The Zhang Lei said by the system was stupefied, here is the chance to pretend to be aggressive?where?
I saw Zhou Wu, the biggest gangster in the class, walking over with a top-level fighting artifact in his hand.
The chance to pretend is not with him, right?Zhou Wu is the big gangster in the class, who in the class doesn't know that he can fight?
Moreover, his family is very rich, even if he beat himself up, it would be over if he gave some money at that time, why did he provoke him?
Thinking of this, Zhang Lei hurriedly lay down on the table and pretended to sleep, and kept saying in his heart, don't come to me, don't come to me.
But the voice of the system came from the ear: "Zhang Lei, what are you doing? The opportunity to act aggressive has come, seize the opportunity!"
Zhang Lei rolled his eyes, "Pretend to be your uncle, he can kill me."
"He won't let you go if you don't pretend to be forceful. Why do you waste this opportunity?"
Zhang Lei was taken aback by what he said, why don't you pretend to force him to provoke me?
Zhou Wu slapped Zhang Lei's desk with a brick, and with a bang, Zhang Lei's ears rang from the slap.
"Zhang Lei, Teacher Zhou Tong is so nice, why did you provoke her? I think you are impatient."
When Zhang Lei rolled his eyes, he really couldn't avoid it!
Zhang Lei slammed the table, stood up immediately, and shouted loudly: "It goes without saying, I was born to pretend."
The students in the classroom immediately burst into laughter.
The beautiful class teacher Zhou Tong stared at Zhang Lei with gritted teeth as if she had eaten a stool.
"Zhang Lei, tell me again."
If the words just now came to mind, the teacher in charge said the words now.
Facing the questioning from the class teacher Zhou Tong, Zhang Lei was extremely embarrassed.But such a beautiful teacher asked you to repeat, who would not?
Zhang Lei stammered and said, "I, I...was born to pretend to be aggressive?"
There was another burst of laughter.
Just when the teacher yelled angrily: "What are you pretending to be in your mind?", such a sentence came to Zhang Lei's mind.
"The system is activated. Congratulations on becoming the new owner of the strongest pretentious system. As long as you can carry forward the spirit of being brave and good at pretentiousness, you will be rewarded by the system, making you the most pretentious man in the world."
"What?" Zhang Lei was stunned.He shouted loudly, "Did you fucking speak human language?"
Zhang Lei was asking about the system in his mind that communicated with him, but everyone in the class, including the class teacher Zhou Tong, was dumbfounded.
"Congratulations, you have successfully pretended to be an embarrassment, and the system will count it for you..."
The sound of the system suddenly froze, and Zhang Lei's thoughts returned to reality.
Feel the weird atmosphere in the class and the eyes of the head teacher who wants to kill someone.Zhang Lei was about to cry.
"Teacher, that sentence is not meant to tell you."
Zhou Tong frowned, revealing a smile that fascinated all living beings but made people chill: "Zhang Lei, I understand that you love to pretend, but is it worth it to talk to me like this for the sake of pretending?"
At this moment, that voice suddenly appeared in Zhang Lei's mind.
"The statistics are over, and you get a pretense value of 100."
Hear this strange voice.Zhang Lei couldn't help but ask back again: "Pretentious?"
Suddenly he realized something, and saw Mr. Zhou Tong, the head teacher, staring at him viciously, and shouted: "Do you think it's worth it? Okay, I'll let you do it. If you are still No. 1 in the English test tomorrow, You drop me out of school."
The teacher's words made everyone laugh, but Zhang Lei couldn't laugh anymore.
Because his grades are really bad, especially in English.Others have been supplementing English since they were in elementary school, but his family has no money, so he has never supplemented English at all.Naturally, it is impossible to achieve good results.
He wanted to kneel down and beg the teacher not to punish him like this, but at this moment, the voice sounded again.
"Zhang Lei, this is an excellent opportunity to act aggressive, don't miss it."
Zhang Lei was stunned, he tried to communicate with that voice.
"Why am I pretending?"
"Pretend to be able to get pretense points, and the obtained pretense points can be used to exchange abilities and props."
Zhang Lei was confused and asked, "What ability can I get?"
There was only a voice from the system, "According to your current situation, you need to remember the system analysis!"
Hearing this, Zhang Lei frowned.English is memorized by rote. If you have the ability to remember with a photographic memory, then this test, not to mention not taking the bottom one, is it okay to be the first?
Zhang Lei said: "Teacher, don't worry, if I take the bottom one again, I will stand on my head and shit!"
"Puff haha"
Zhang Lei's words made the whole class laugh again, and even the teacher couldn't help but cover his mouth.As we all know, that action is done by gravity, and now he stands on his head, how does gravity help him?Moreover, because of the existence of gravity, wouldn't it fall directly into the mouth?
Thinking of this, Zhou Tong pursed his lips and smiled and said, "I remember what you said."
After speaking, Zhou Tong left the classroom.
"Congratulations, you successfully pretended to be a tease. Get a little pretense. You have a total of 101 pretense points."
"Congratulations to my wool, I was given 100 pretense points last time, why did you give me some pretense points this time?"
"For the first time, the pretense value will be calculated as 100 times!"
"Then how much pretense do I need to exchange for my photographic memory?"
"not much."
Zhang Lei patted his chest, it's okay not much.
"Only 1 points.
Pfft. Zhang Lei vomited blood.
"I'm pretending to be a jerk, it's only 1 point, you want me to spend [-] points to buy skills?"
"Having a photographic memory, this skill is really against the sky, and there are other skills that can help you achieve your goal."
"What skills."
"The time extension allows you to learn 1 hours in 10 minute."
Pfft. Zhang Lei spat out another mouthful of blood.
"My head hurts after studying for a while, let me study for 10 hours? I can't sit still!"
"You don't have to worry, since the system allows you to study for 10 hours, it will definitely allow you to sit still."
Hearing this, Zhang Lei was relieved, as the saying goes, hard work can make up for one's weakness.If you have time to study, you can study hard.Even if you are stupid, what is there to worry about?
"How much pretense is the time extended once?"
"That's too little."
Hearing this, Zhang Lei was overjoyed.
"Just 150 pretense points."
Poof. Zhang Lei vomited blood again.
"That is to say, before tonight, I have to pretend to be 49 more to be able to make up the pretend value?"
The system replied embarrassingly: "Either embarrassing or funny will give you pretense points. Only the real pretense can give you pretense points."
Zhang Lei rolled his eyes, "Don't talk about being really aggressive, there's no place to pretend to be funny."
"How come, the opportunity to pretend has come."
The Zhang Lei said by the system was stupefied, here is the chance to pretend to be aggressive?where?
I saw Zhou Wu, the biggest gangster in the class, walking over with a top-level fighting artifact in his hand.
The chance to pretend is not with him, right?Zhou Wu is the big gangster in the class, who in the class doesn't know that he can fight?
Moreover, his family is very rich, even if he beat himself up, it would be over if he gave some money at that time, why did he provoke him?
Thinking of this, Zhang Lei hurriedly lay down on the table and pretended to sleep, and kept saying in his heart, don't come to me, don't come to me.
But the voice of the system came from the ear: "Zhang Lei, what are you doing? The opportunity to act aggressive has come, seize the opportunity!"
Zhang Lei rolled his eyes, "Pretend to be your uncle, he can kill me."
"He won't let you go if you don't pretend to be forceful. Why do you waste this opportunity?"
Zhang Lei was taken aback by what he said, why don't you pretend to force him to provoke me?
Zhou Wu slapped Zhang Lei's desk with a brick, and with a bang, Zhang Lei's ears rang from the slap.
"Zhang Lei, Teacher Zhou Tong is so nice, why did you provoke her? I think you are impatient."
When Zhang Lei rolled his eyes, he really couldn't avoid it!
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