The system is too strong and forced to Versailles
Chapter 2 Bullshit Skills
Since you can't avoid it, then admit it bravely!Where there is life, there is hope!But always think of a passable reason, right?
"Zhou Wu, I'm pretending because... because..."
Zhou Wu listened attentively to Zhang Lei's words, these two voices even attracted everyone around him.
Because it is so attractive to know the reason why a scumbag pretends to be aggressive in front of the head teacher!
But Zhang Lei's pretentiousness is purely caused by the system's flying plane in his mind, and it has nothing to do with Zhang Lei's subjective will!
Zhang Lei knew the reason. He thought about it for a long time, and finally, under everyone's gaze, he asked, "Because... you guessed it!"
The whole class is boiling!
Zhang Lei is so good at pretending to be aggressive, Zhou Wu slapped all the bricks on the table, Zhang Lei dared to force Zhou Armed Forces!To tease Zhou Wu.What kind of courage is this?
The system was all excited, "Zhang Lei, you have actually learned the highest level of pretense, to die. Zhang Lei, you are simply a genius in the pretense world!"
"Ding dong, congratulations on pretending to be a unique character, the pretense value has increased by 100!"
Zhang Lei rolled his eyes, he didn't expect that he had unintentionally pretended to be a big bully, and why did he call himself dead!
But in the next second, he knew what it meant to die!
I saw Zhou Wu was so angry that his face was deformed, and he cursed: "Zhang Lei, are you playing with me? I will let you play with me."
As he said that, Zhou Wu's brick slapped Zhang Lei's forehead. If he hit it, Zhang Lei is probably the one in a million physical brain-dead!
Zhang Lei was so frightened that he hurriedly backed up, leaned back, and fell to the ground with a snap.The back of his head hit the ground.
Zhang Lei fell to the ground with his eyes closed.
Everyone panicked, Ban Hualinna yelled: "It's over, Zhang Lei hit the ground on the back of his head, Zhang Lei won't die! Look at him motionless!"
Another person yelled at Zhou Wu: "Zhou Wu, you've scared Zhang Lei so much, if he has any troubles, you're a murderer!"
Zhou Wu was also dumbfounded, and said: "I, I didn't know it would happen!"
Although there was chaos in the class, it was like this in Zhang Lei's mind.
The system let out a groan: "Hiss...it hurts me to death, what kind of plane are you doing!"
It turns out that the system resides in Zhang Lei's mind. Any damage to Zhang Lei's head will damage the system!
Zhang Lei said to him: "I don't do airplanes? If I don't do airplanes, my brain will bloom!"
The voice of the system came: "You have a system, what are you afraid of, just learn a skill!"
Zhang Lei hurriedly shouted: "What are you learning, hurry up and say it?"
The system said: "Brick splitting skills!"
Zhang Lei was startled by the scene just now, and said without thinking, "Okay, let's learn this!"
Ding dong, Zhang Lei has acquired primary skills, brick-splitting skills, and consumes 200 pretense points!
What, 200 is gone?Zhang Lei was stunned!I still need 150 points to extend the time, so there is no point at all?
Then the sound of the system made Zhang Lei vomit blood!
The skill of splitting bricks is a cultural treasure for 5000 years, and it belongs to the low-level cheating skills!You only need to lift one side of the brick slightly, and then chop it hard, the bottom of the brick will be hit by the corners of the table and break.
Therefore, the key to splitting bricks is to find a table that is harder than bricks, not to practice good skills!
Hearing these words, Zhang Lei almost vomited blood.Why should I learn this shit skill from him?I can check it on Baidu!
When the class was in a mess, Zhang Lei suddenly opened his eyes.
I saw Lin Na's anxious face in front of me, her slender hands had already put her arms around Zhang Lei's neck, she would force Zhang Lei up, and said, "Zhang Lei, are you alright?"
Feeling Banhua's tenderness, Zhang Lei, who originally wanted to continue to pretend to be cowardly, suddenly had a feeling in his heart that he couldn't admit defeat.
"How can something happen to a person like me?"
As soon as these words came out, even Lin Na was stunned. She was so worried about him, why did he pretend to be aggressive just after he came back to life!
Lin Na even wanted to let go and let Zhang Lei fall again!
Everyone thought the same as Lin Na, why didn't he kill this pretender?
Zhou Wu was still a little guilty at first, but now that he heard Zhang Lei being so pretentious, he immediately threw all the guilt away!
He pointed at Zhang Lei and shouted: "Zhang Lei, you really deserve a beating. You're so pretending that you don't know your last name? If you have the guts, stand up for me, and I'll open your mind!"
Zhang Lei was very scared, but how could he lose face in front of Banhua? Although it was hard to get off at this time, he still had to keep pretending.
Zhang Lei struggled to stand up directly from the beauty's arms, looked at Zhou Wu, and said with an unfathomable expression: "Zhou Wu, if you said to use something else to open a ladle for me, it would be fine, but you actually said to use bricks to give me a spoon?" I opened the ladle, you simply don't understand me too much!"
Zhou Wu was stunned when he said such inexplicable words.
I heard Zhang Lei continue to say: "You can show me a show!"
As he said that, Zhang Lei took the brick from Zhou Wu's hand and gave Zhou Wu a moment's surprise.
Just watched Zhang Lei put the brick on the table, slightly knocked a gap, and then slammed it with his hand, only to hear a bang, the brick was split in half!
Everyone was surprised. Although this was just a charlatan trick, what did the school-age students know? They were all stunned by Zhang Lei's miraculous palm.
Even a classmate shouted: "Zhang Lei, you don't know how to use iron sand palm?"
Ban Hua was also stunned, "Zhang Lei, why have you been so cowardly for so many years?"
The most important thing is that Zhou Wu was also stupid. This palm smashed all the bricks. What would happen if he hit his head?Zhou Wu didn't dare to speak for a while!
Zhang Lei continued to smile and said: "Low-key, real masters don't like publicity!"
As he spoke, Zhang Lei walked out with his hands behind his back, scanning Zhou Wu from the corner of his eye as he walked. If Zhou Wu could react, he probably didn't even know how he would die!
Ding dong... Congratulations to Zhang Lei for successfully pretending to be aggressive. He pretended to be ignorant to 21 people at one time, and gained 21 points for pretending to be aggressive, and 22 points for total pretending!
Zhang Lei let out a long breath, finally he was not beaten to death by Brick!But what about the exam tomorrow?You still have to quickly collect the pretense points, or you will die!
Inside the teacher, Lin Na clasped her hands together and looked at the direction where Zhang Lei left, thinking: He is so handsome, I thought he was stupid before, but how could he care so much about him today?
Zhou Wuze picked up the phone, went to the corner and dialed, "Boss, I failed to deal with Zhang Lei, he is too powerful!"
"He can split bricks with one hand. If I fight, I will definitely not be able to beat him!"
"What, boss, you said you wanted to meet him in person?"
As soon as Zhang Lei walked out of the classroom, he saw a few men walking towards him. They were wearing Jack Jones suits and ties, and they were staggering as they walked. It looked like they were pretenders on campus!
They are the well-known rich second generation in their grade, usually skipping classes, or on the way to skipping classes, why are they free to go back to school today?
"Zhou Wu, I'm pretending because... because..."
Zhou Wu listened attentively to Zhang Lei's words, these two voices even attracted everyone around him.
Because it is so attractive to know the reason why a scumbag pretends to be aggressive in front of the head teacher!
But Zhang Lei's pretentiousness is purely caused by the system's flying plane in his mind, and it has nothing to do with Zhang Lei's subjective will!
Zhang Lei knew the reason. He thought about it for a long time, and finally, under everyone's gaze, he asked, "Because... you guessed it!"
The whole class is boiling!
Zhang Lei is so good at pretending to be aggressive, Zhou Wu slapped all the bricks on the table, Zhang Lei dared to force Zhou Armed Forces!To tease Zhou Wu.What kind of courage is this?
The system was all excited, "Zhang Lei, you have actually learned the highest level of pretense, to die. Zhang Lei, you are simply a genius in the pretense world!"
"Ding dong, congratulations on pretending to be a unique character, the pretense value has increased by 100!"
Zhang Lei rolled his eyes, he didn't expect that he had unintentionally pretended to be a big bully, and why did he call himself dead!
But in the next second, he knew what it meant to die!
I saw Zhou Wu was so angry that his face was deformed, and he cursed: "Zhang Lei, are you playing with me? I will let you play with me."
As he said that, Zhou Wu's brick slapped Zhang Lei's forehead. If he hit it, Zhang Lei is probably the one in a million physical brain-dead!
Zhang Lei was so frightened that he hurriedly backed up, leaned back, and fell to the ground with a snap.The back of his head hit the ground.
Zhang Lei fell to the ground with his eyes closed.
Everyone panicked, Ban Hualinna yelled: "It's over, Zhang Lei hit the ground on the back of his head, Zhang Lei won't die! Look at him motionless!"
Another person yelled at Zhou Wu: "Zhou Wu, you've scared Zhang Lei so much, if he has any troubles, you're a murderer!"
Zhou Wu was also dumbfounded, and said: "I, I didn't know it would happen!"
Although there was chaos in the class, it was like this in Zhang Lei's mind.
The system let out a groan: "Hiss...it hurts me to death, what kind of plane are you doing!"
It turns out that the system resides in Zhang Lei's mind. Any damage to Zhang Lei's head will damage the system!
Zhang Lei said to him: "I don't do airplanes? If I don't do airplanes, my brain will bloom!"
The voice of the system came: "You have a system, what are you afraid of, just learn a skill!"
Zhang Lei hurriedly shouted: "What are you learning, hurry up and say it?"
The system said: "Brick splitting skills!"
Zhang Lei was startled by the scene just now, and said without thinking, "Okay, let's learn this!"
Ding dong, Zhang Lei has acquired primary skills, brick-splitting skills, and consumes 200 pretense points!
What, 200 is gone?Zhang Lei was stunned!I still need 150 points to extend the time, so there is no point at all?
Then the sound of the system made Zhang Lei vomit blood!
The skill of splitting bricks is a cultural treasure for 5000 years, and it belongs to the low-level cheating skills!You only need to lift one side of the brick slightly, and then chop it hard, the bottom of the brick will be hit by the corners of the table and break.
Therefore, the key to splitting bricks is to find a table that is harder than bricks, not to practice good skills!
Hearing these words, Zhang Lei almost vomited blood.Why should I learn this shit skill from him?I can check it on Baidu!
When the class was in a mess, Zhang Lei suddenly opened his eyes.
I saw Lin Na's anxious face in front of me, her slender hands had already put her arms around Zhang Lei's neck, she would force Zhang Lei up, and said, "Zhang Lei, are you alright?"
Feeling Banhua's tenderness, Zhang Lei, who originally wanted to continue to pretend to be cowardly, suddenly had a feeling in his heart that he couldn't admit defeat.
"How can something happen to a person like me?"
As soon as these words came out, even Lin Na was stunned. She was so worried about him, why did he pretend to be aggressive just after he came back to life!
Lin Na even wanted to let go and let Zhang Lei fall again!
Everyone thought the same as Lin Na, why didn't he kill this pretender?
Zhou Wu was still a little guilty at first, but now that he heard Zhang Lei being so pretentious, he immediately threw all the guilt away!
He pointed at Zhang Lei and shouted: "Zhang Lei, you really deserve a beating. You're so pretending that you don't know your last name? If you have the guts, stand up for me, and I'll open your mind!"
Zhang Lei was very scared, but how could he lose face in front of Banhua? Although it was hard to get off at this time, he still had to keep pretending.
Zhang Lei struggled to stand up directly from the beauty's arms, looked at Zhou Wu, and said with an unfathomable expression: "Zhou Wu, if you said to use something else to open a ladle for me, it would be fine, but you actually said to use bricks to give me a spoon?" I opened the ladle, you simply don't understand me too much!"
Zhou Wu was stunned when he said such inexplicable words.
I heard Zhang Lei continue to say: "You can show me a show!"
As he said that, Zhang Lei took the brick from Zhou Wu's hand and gave Zhou Wu a moment's surprise.
Just watched Zhang Lei put the brick on the table, slightly knocked a gap, and then slammed it with his hand, only to hear a bang, the brick was split in half!
Everyone was surprised. Although this was just a charlatan trick, what did the school-age students know? They were all stunned by Zhang Lei's miraculous palm.
Even a classmate shouted: "Zhang Lei, you don't know how to use iron sand palm?"
Ban Hua was also stunned, "Zhang Lei, why have you been so cowardly for so many years?"
The most important thing is that Zhou Wu was also stupid. This palm smashed all the bricks. What would happen if he hit his head?Zhou Wu didn't dare to speak for a while!
Zhang Lei continued to smile and said: "Low-key, real masters don't like publicity!"
As he spoke, Zhang Lei walked out with his hands behind his back, scanning Zhou Wu from the corner of his eye as he walked. If Zhou Wu could react, he probably didn't even know how he would die!
Ding dong... Congratulations to Zhang Lei for successfully pretending to be aggressive. He pretended to be ignorant to 21 people at one time, and gained 21 points for pretending to be aggressive, and 22 points for total pretending!
Zhang Lei let out a long breath, finally he was not beaten to death by Brick!But what about the exam tomorrow?You still have to quickly collect the pretense points, or you will die!
Inside the teacher, Lin Na clasped her hands together and looked at the direction where Zhang Lei left, thinking: He is so handsome, I thought he was stupid before, but how could he care so much about him today?
Zhou Wuze picked up the phone, went to the corner and dialed, "Boss, I failed to deal with Zhang Lei, he is too powerful!"
"He can split bricks with one hand. If I fight, I will definitely not be able to beat him!"
"What, boss, you said you wanted to meet him in person?"
As soon as Zhang Lei walked out of the classroom, he saw a few men walking towards him. They were wearing Jack Jones suits and ties, and they were staggering as they walked. It looked like they were pretenders on campus!
They are the well-known rich second generation in their grade, usually skipping classes, or on the way to skipping classes, why are they free to go back to school today?
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