18-year-old dad: Activate the Shenhao system
Chapter 78: Try or Die
In fact, this was the point of the conversation, and Lou Chuanying even promised the best English teacher in Wuzhou. It was already very clear why she came to find Wang Qiang.
It must be to ask Wang Qiang to find a way to help this teacher Du Jianfeng clear his grievances and return to a normal life.
However, just as Wang Qiang thought about it, Lou Chuanying's words stunned him.
"Happy! Sister, I like people who are straightforward!" Lou Chuanying refilled a cup of tea for Wang Qiang, and said happily: "Actually, what I ask you to do is very simple, you just need to protect Teacher Du for a few days."
"What?" Wang Qiang was stunned for a moment, he was just asked to be a bodyguard?
Just now, Wang Qiang thought that he was begged to be the savior...not literally, but...you know, cleaning up the grievances and saving the world, isn't that what the savior should do?Although it was only one person who was saved, and although the responsibility was heavy, it was okay to pretend... No, it was my buddies who were kind-hearted and helpful!Look at my buddy's looks, I don't want to be a scumbag in this life, I can only be a good person.
In the end, he was actually a bodyguard!
This is too LOW!Don't buddies only deserve to be bodyguards?Don't you feel... Overqualified?It's just killing a chicken, but you actually use a sledgehammer?
When Lou Chuanying saw Wang Qiang was stunned, he immediately misunderstood him.
"I'm sorry, I also know that this is a bit difficult for others. After all, you live alone with your daughter, so you can't see her all day. It must be difficult for you, and it is also difficult for Shishi. I know," Lou Chuanying said apologetically: "So I came up with a way, you protect Teacher Du, and Shishi will live with me these days, it happens that I like children very much..."
Wang Qiang couldn't help complaining in his heart - you like children, so you should give birth to one yourself, right?You know it's difficult, but you still have the nerve to make such a request?Are you a psycho?Which idiot would agree to you.
However, at any rate, Lou Chuanying is also the dean, the future Principal Lou, right? She made an outrageous request, and we declined it, so she can still eat me?But there is no need to say provocative words, because there is no need to spread hatred, right!
She curled her lips, these thoughts flashed through her mind, Wang Qiang was about to decline, when suddenly Lou Chuanying continued: "You may not know, I am also divorced and single, live alone, have no children, I really like children, I I can promise you, wherever I go from today, Shishi will go, no matter if I am working at school or going to a party with friends, even if I am going to a meeting with the Education Bureau, I will always bring Shishi with me, and I will never let the children out of my sight scope."
Ok?
Wang Qiang suddenly discovered a... loophole!
Lou Chuanying brings a porcelain doll to work in the school, so he will definitely meet many teachers and school workers. Before he enters school, the porcelain doll will already be a celebrity in the whole school. In the future, which teacher will eat the bear heart and leopard courage , dare to bully the children brought up by the future Principal Lou?
Then, Lou Chuanying took the porcelain doll to a friend's party... that would be even better!Lou Chuanying's friends must be some relatively elite people, even if they are not in the upper class, they are all people with status and status, which is much stronger than Wang Qiang's social status now... At least there will be no bad people .
In this way, when the porcelain doll grows up in the future, she will naturally become acquainted and have many big friends, which will definitely be good for her future.
In the end, Lou Chuanying had to take the porcelain doll to the Education Bureau for a meeting...that would be great!
At least in the education system, porcelain dolls are familiar before they enter elementary school, how nice!If you participate in some poetry recitation competition, singing competition, dancing competition, or composition competition in the future, it will be a lot of help... Even if the judges are not from the local education system, for the sake of the future Principal Lou, Some staff members will also remind the judges that this kid is a member of our education system.
Isn't that all right!
Although Wang Qiang never participated in any competitions other than the school sports meeting in his previous life, from elementary school to senior year in high school, he never participated in any poetry recitation competition or composition competition, but he has seen his classmates participate in the competition, those second-generation officials, Classmates of the rich second generation, they are really well taken care of!
Wang Qiang still remembers such a segment in the Twist Movie of the later generations - the head teacher, Teacher Wang, happily announced in the class that Yuan Hua won the first prize in the district composition competition, and the composition title was "My District Chief's Father".
Do you think this is a brain hole?
Hehe, classmate, art comes from life!
So as soon as Lou Chuanying said this, Wang Qiang immediately thought of Yuan Hua's award-winning composition-this kind of familiar good thing, we must let our daughter go!
The refusal that had reached the throat just now turned into a promise as soon as he uttered it——Wang Qiang slapped his chest loudly: Sister Lou, don't worry, with me here, our teacher Du can't do without even a hair. It's a fart, let's take him back...
"puff!"
Du Jianfeng, who had been drinking tea silently with a haggard face, suddenly spit out all the tea in his mouth.
Lou Chuanying suppressed a smile, patted the back of Du Jianfeng, who was coughing profusely, and glared at Wang Qiang with reproachful eyes, which seemed to say: Did you do it on purpose?
Wang Qiang spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, and returned an innocent look: "No, it's just a matter of course."
Lou Chuanying didn't talk nonsense, and directly put his finger on his lips, and stroked it from left to right—meaning you shut up!Don't speak any more.
Well, in order to prevent this bad boy pretending to be a rough man to deliberately talk nonsense, Lou Chuanying simply deprived him of the right to speak.
Wang Qiang also reached out his hand on his lips in a playful way, and stroked it from left to right in a vague way—meaning that the buddy's mouth was zipped up and he stopped talking.
Lou Chuanying nodded in satisfaction and began to pat Du Jianfeng's back vigorously.
"Master Lou...Director, but...you can...you can, I can...you can..." Du Jianfeng was filmed saying every word, and after finally finishing speaking, Lou Chuanying finally stopped.
Du Jianfeng let out a long breath, stroked his chest, calmed down, and said to Wang Qiang: "Brother Wang, that, carbon dioxide exhaust, so you don't have to take it back... Also, people automatically lose a lot of hair every day, Hairy, this is a natural metabolic process of the human body...Of course I don't mean to make fun of your low education and ignorance, I'm just explaining simply that even a single hair is indispensable, this is impossible."
After speaking, Du Jianfeng looked at Wang Qiang expectantly, as if he was expecting something.
Wang Qiang was immediately stunned.
No, buddy, what do you mean by that?It's not a joke that I have low education and no culture, so you don't need to say it, but if you insist on saying it, are you kidding me?Do you believe that I can catch your fart and put it back in your mouth?
Of course, I am not making fun of you for underestimating that I don’t have the ability to feed your fart back. I just simply explain that feeding your fart back is absolutely possible. I can do it. Don’t underestimate me. If you don’t believe me, just try.
Come on, answer me now: try it!
Dude promises you will die if you try it!
It must be to ask Wang Qiang to find a way to help this teacher Du Jianfeng clear his grievances and return to a normal life.
However, just as Wang Qiang thought about it, Lou Chuanying's words stunned him.
"Happy! Sister, I like people who are straightforward!" Lou Chuanying refilled a cup of tea for Wang Qiang, and said happily: "Actually, what I ask you to do is very simple, you just need to protect Teacher Du for a few days."
"What?" Wang Qiang was stunned for a moment, he was just asked to be a bodyguard?
Just now, Wang Qiang thought that he was begged to be the savior...not literally, but...you know, cleaning up the grievances and saving the world, isn't that what the savior should do?Although it was only one person who was saved, and although the responsibility was heavy, it was okay to pretend... No, it was my buddies who were kind-hearted and helpful!Look at my buddy's looks, I don't want to be a scumbag in this life, I can only be a good person.
In the end, he was actually a bodyguard!
This is too LOW!Don't buddies only deserve to be bodyguards?Don't you feel... Overqualified?It's just killing a chicken, but you actually use a sledgehammer?
When Lou Chuanying saw Wang Qiang was stunned, he immediately misunderstood him.
"I'm sorry, I also know that this is a bit difficult for others. After all, you live alone with your daughter, so you can't see her all day. It must be difficult for you, and it is also difficult for Shishi. I know," Lou Chuanying said apologetically: "So I came up with a way, you protect Teacher Du, and Shishi will live with me these days, it happens that I like children very much..."
Wang Qiang couldn't help complaining in his heart - you like children, so you should give birth to one yourself, right?You know it's difficult, but you still have the nerve to make such a request?Are you a psycho?Which idiot would agree to you.
However, at any rate, Lou Chuanying is also the dean, the future Principal Lou, right? She made an outrageous request, and we declined it, so she can still eat me?But there is no need to say provocative words, because there is no need to spread hatred, right!
She curled her lips, these thoughts flashed through her mind, Wang Qiang was about to decline, when suddenly Lou Chuanying continued: "You may not know, I am also divorced and single, live alone, have no children, I really like children, I I can promise you, wherever I go from today, Shishi will go, no matter if I am working at school or going to a party with friends, even if I am going to a meeting with the Education Bureau, I will always bring Shishi with me, and I will never let the children out of my sight scope."
Ok?
Wang Qiang suddenly discovered a... loophole!
Lou Chuanying brings a porcelain doll to work in the school, so he will definitely meet many teachers and school workers. Before he enters school, the porcelain doll will already be a celebrity in the whole school. In the future, which teacher will eat the bear heart and leopard courage , dare to bully the children brought up by the future Principal Lou?
Then, Lou Chuanying took the porcelain doll to a friend's party... that would be even better!Lou Chuanying's friends must be some relatively elite people, even if they are not in the upper class, they are all people with status and status, which is much stronger than Wang Qiang's social status now... At least there will be no bad people .
In this way, when the porcelain doll grows up in the future, she will naturally become acquainted and have many big friends, which will definitely be good for her future.
In the end, Lou Chuanying had to take the porcelain doll to the Education Bureau for a meeting...that would be great!
At least in the education system, porcelain dolls are familiar before they enter elementary school, how nice!If you participate in some poetry recitation competition, singing competition, dancing competition, or composition competition in the future, it will be a lot of help... Even if the judges are not from the local education system, for the sake of the future Principal Lou, Some staff members will also remind the judges that this kid is a member of our education system.
Isn't that all right!
Although Wang Qiang never participated in any competitions other than the school sports meeting in his previous life, from elementary school to senior year in high school, he never participated in any poetry recitation competition or composition competition, but he has seen his classmates participate in the competition, those second-generation officials, Classmates of the rich second generation, they are really well taken care of!
Wang Qiang still remembers such a segment in the Twist Movie of the later generations - the head teacher, Teacher Wang, happily announced in the class that Yuan Hua won the first prize in the district composition competition, and the composition title was "My District Chief's Father".
Do you think this is a brain hole?
Hehe, classmate, art comes from life!
So as soon as Lou Chuanying said this, Wang Qiang immediately thought of Yuan Hua's award-winning composition-this kind of familiar good thing, we must let our daughter go!
The refusal that had reached the throat just now turned into a promise as soon as he uttered it——Wang Qiang slapped his chest loudly: Sister Lou, don't worry, with me here, our teacher Du can't do without even a hair. It's a fart, let's take him back...
"puff!"
Du Jianfeng, who had been drinking tea silently with a haggard face, suddenly spit out all the tea in his mouth.
Lou Chuanying suppressed a smile, patted the back of Du Jianfeng, who was coughing profusely, and glared at Wang Qiang with reproachful eyes, which seemed to say: Did you do it on purpose?
Wang Qiang spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, and returned an innocent look: "No, it's just a matter of course."
Lou Chuanying didn't talk nonsense, and directly put his finger on his lips, and stroked it from left to right—meaning you shut up!Don't speak any more.
Well, in order to prevent this bad boy pretending to be a rough man to deliberately talk nonsense, Lou Chuanying simply deprived him of the right to speak.
Wang Qiang also reached out his hand on his lips in a playful way, and stroked it from left to right in a vague way—meaning that the buddy's mouth was zipped up and he stopped talking.
Lou Chuanying nodded in satisfaction and began to pat Du Jianfeng's back vigorously.
"Master Lou...Director, but...you can...you can, I can...you can..." Du Jianfeng was filmed saying every word, and after finally finishing speaking, Lou Chuanying finally stopped.
Du Jianfeng let out a long breath, stroked his chest, calmed down, and said to Wang Qiang: "Brother Wang, that, carbon dioxide exhaust, so you don't have to take it back... Also, people automatically lose a lot of hair every day, Hairy, this is a natural metabolic process of the human body...Of course I don't mean to make fun of your low education and ignorance, I'm just explaining simply that even a single hair is indispensable, this is impossible."
After speaking, Du Jianfeng looked at Wang Qiang expectantly, as if he was expecting something.
Wang Qiang was immediately stunned.
No, buddy, what do you mean by that?It's not a joke that I have low education and no culture, so you don't need to say it, but if you insist on saying it, are you kidding me?Do you believe that I can catch your fart and put it back in your mouth?
Of course, I am not making fun of you for underestimating that I don’t have the ability to feed your fart back. I just simply explain that feeding your fart back is absolutely possible. I can do it. Don’t underestimate me. If you don’t believe me, just try.
Come on, answer me now: try it!
Dude promises you will die if you try it!
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