18-year-old dad: Activate the Shenhao system

Just when the atmosphere between Wang Qiang and Du Jianfeng began to become serious, Lou Chuanying suddenly interjected in the middle.

"The main component of fart is 59% nitrogen! 21% is hydrogen, and carbon dioxide only accounts for 9%, okay! In addition, there are 7% methane, 3% oxygen, and 1% other. Who told you that fart is carbon dioxide waste gas What?" Lou Chuanying said angrily: "You said that you are a liberal arts student, you just need to teach you English well, do what you are good at, and insist on showing off your chemistry knowledge in front of me, what are you doing?"

"Ah! Is it like this?" Du Jianfeng was immediately surprised, so he asked with great interest: "Is there hydrogen and methane? Can the fart be ignited and explode?"

Wang Qiang: ...

Lou Chuanying: ...

Lou Chuanying pointed at Du Jianfeng helplessly: "Bookworm, shut up!"

Du Jianfeng hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, I will shut up if I say one more word."

Wang Qiang: ...

Lou Chuanying: ...

Du Jianfeng turned his head and said to Wang Qiang with a serious face: "Brother Wang, I was wrong just now. Carbon dioxide is only a small part of fart, so I just used carbon dioxide waste to refer to fart. Forgive me, that was my blind spot of knowledge just now."

After finishing speaking, Du Jianfeng slumped back on the sofa, closed his mouth and raised his head towards Lou Chuanying, signaling him to shut up.

Lou Chuanying was speechless again, and said to Wang Qiang: "Did you see it? This silly boy looks handsome and clever, but in fact he is a nerd and a little unsophisticated. In the next few days, both of you will together, so in some cases, you should not argue with him... In addition, you should also pay attention to what you say, and don't argue with him."

Wang Qiang clutched his forehead, a little speechless, he also saw that it was really not Du Jianfeng who deliberately mocked him just now, but that this buddy really had a relatively simple mind, or a tendon... Maybe this is the only one that is relatively pure Only people can do one thing to the extreme.

In an economically developed city like Wuzhou, there are really too many English teachers to count. To be able to become a top-notch English teacher in such a place where talents gather, even if it is just an elementary school English teacher, is very remarkable. .

For the sake of his daughter's English grades, Wang Qiang decided to let this guy go, so he wouldn't be as knowledgeable as him.

Moreover, looking at this nerd's personality, it's no wonder that he is so handsome, talented, and has no scandals. He probably doesn't understand those women who deliberately tease him... he doesn't understand style!right!It must be so!

This is the decisive factor for the handsome guy not to become a scumbag!

Wang Qiang suddenly felt that he had got it.

At this time, the mobile phone rang suddenly in the study, and Lou Chuanying's face changed suddenly, he slapped the table, and said angrily: "Didn't you tell you to turn off the mobile phone? Why didn't you listen to me? Do you want me to control you?"

Du Jianfeng was startled, his mouth was tightly closed, and he kept gesticulating with his hands, making Wang Qiang confused.

It was Lou Chuanying who knew Du Jianfeng better. She clutched her forehead and said helplessly, "Okay, I allow you to speak. I can't understand your broken sign language. You can speak."

puff!
Wang Qiang almost laughed out loud, and then he realized that Du Jianfeng was still carrying out Lou Chuanying's order to shut up just now, so he frantically gestured broken sign language with his hands, and he couldn't do it in a hurry, but he just didn't open his mouth to speak... This If you don't know what kind of person he is, you may think that he is deliberately confronting Lou Chuanying.But after getting to know Du Jianfeng, you will understand that this guy really doesn't want to hate people sincerely, he just obeys your request strictly.

The key is that he thinks that way in his mind, and he does it meticulously.

So the final result is very annoying.

Wonderful!

Wang Qiang suddenly had some mixed feelings of anticipation and anxiety about the days to come together in the next few days.

I'm sure I'm looking forward to being with such a weirdo, it must be fun...but if I get into a fight with myself, and he can't hit people...it won't be so wonderful.

Just when Wang Qiang was in trouble, Du Jianfeng finally spoke.

"I turned off the phone. That was the alarm I set for my phone. When the time came, I wanted to call the alarm, so I turned it on automatically." Du Jianfeng explained.

"Alarm?" Lou Chuanying ran into the study suspiciously, and came out with a mobile phone after a while.

It's really a cell phone alarm, not a cell phone call.

Lou Chuanying said speechlessly: "Why did you change the phone's alarm to the incoming call? Also, why didn't you tell me about this earlier? Didn't you know to cancel the alarm before turning off the phone?"

Du Jianfeng explained weakly: "Change the alarm to the ringtone of incoming calls, so that it's easier to get up. Most people who oversleep often don't hear the alarm, but they usually don't miss the call... Also, my phone is yours. Close, I was going to explain to you at the time, but you said, there is no time to explain..."

Lou Chuanying: ...

Wang Qiang lowered his head and held back his laughter desperately. This is really a quick temper meeting a slow temper, sparks hitting the earth!Wonderful!

I really want to look up and see Lou Chuanying's face now!

But in order to respect life and the future Principal Lou, well, don't look up...Anyway, I can think of it, hehe.

After a while, Lou Chuanying threw the mobile phone to Du Jianfeng and said, "I won't use your broken mobile phone, cancel the alarm by myself, and cancel all the things that can be turned on automatically. Hurry up."

Du Jianfeng frantically tried to catch the phone, but he still couldn't catch it, and the phone fell to the ground with a "bang".

Wang Qiang glanced at it... Whoops, it's also a blackberry?This Mr. Du is still very trendy. In 03, Apple hadn’t been released yet, and Blackberry had just become famous. It was not until ten years later that the mainland region officially introduced the Blackberry brand. Blackberry’s Tianmiao flagship store was also almost ten years old. It was established later, but I didn't expect Teacher Du to use it now.

Du Jianfeng picked up the mobile phone aggrievedly, and complained in a low voice: "Then there is no need to throw away other people's mobile phones."

Wang Qiang almost couldn't hold back his laughter when he heard it, listen to the aggrieved tone, look at the aggrieved expression.

Lou Chuanying snorted, "Mr. Du, I'll give you another chance. In the final analysis, did you miss it yourself, or did I throw your phone on purpose?"

Needless to say?It must be the former!

However, Wang Qiang clearly heard Du Jianfeng say: "Before answering this question, I would like to ask about the prerequisites...is that okay?"

Wang Qiang suddenly raised his head in surprise... Teacher Du, are you so stubborn?
Lou Chuanying's face was a little cold, and he said lightly: "You ask."

Du Jianfeng said seriously: "Excuse me, are you asking the question just now as the dean? Or as my good friend?"

Fuck!Really iron baby!