The recovery of the demon: the beginning was exposed by the live broadcast of the beautiful school f

Have guests for a show?

It's so strange~~
Huh?
Why are all the lights on me?

The yellow on the younger brother's body...

Chu Yao was taken aback.

It took half a minute to react...

Dare to love!

The guest who volunteered to perform the show turned out to be him, Chu Yao? !
(°ο°)~@
I haven't even heard of it, so how do you know?

I was shone by the feces-yellow beam of light, and bursts of applause came from my ears.

And booing and booing.

Anyway, the eyes of the vast majority of the audience at the scene looked over.

Chu Yao stood up in a daze.

this…

Talk about being civilized and polite, we can't be ignorant of what's good and what's wrong with everyone giving us face like this.

Chu Yao cupped his hands.

The crowd bowed in all directions, expressing the cheers received.

Then he pointed to the stage, and then to himself.

shake your head...

That means, it's better for me to be humble when I'm new here.

The performance will not be on, the opportunity will be left to future generations...

As a result, the applause became more enthusiastic.

Everyone is a veteran driver of the dance hall, this situation is seen a lot!
Pretend to be coy, just want applause...

Beside the master of ceremonies, Lang Huniu explained in a low voice.

As a result, the master of ceremonies yelled hoarsely, almost dying.

"Everyone, keep applauding!"

"See, this gentleman is definitely an invisible master!"

"This is a dislike for the small stage in my house!"

"Invite him, invite him, beg him~~~"

Chu Yao was stunned for a moment.

Day~~
With such an explanation?
I said master of ceremonies, why do you only listen to the unilateral translation by prostitutes?
Have you asked Chu?
Have you checked the New World Dictionary?
……

At this time, Cheng Youwei also saw Chu Yao.

Miss Youwei was surprised.

Ah this...?
How could it be Chu Yao?

I haven't heard that he will perform a show?

What I teach is the Academy of Art, and the third class of acting comes out in large numbers, but there is no Chu Yao.

Just say sing.

Po Po Po Po ... high high high ... male voice!
The song "Bombing Mountain Girl" directly bombed the hospital for many people.

People still have sequelae...

Now that Chu Yao dare not speak casually, what can he perform?
And according to what the master of ceremonies meant, could it be that he was asked to sing a song?
Cheng Youwei shivered...

Onychomycosis almost scared out.

Don't dare~~
Just as he was about to explain a few words to Chu Yao, the situation...had changed again.

……

"Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh..."

Chu Yao waved his hands and pretended to be dumb.

As a result, hum!

No sympathy at all!
These guests, why are you in a hurry?

Let's boo, let's boo, and bring your hand...

A few elders are making moves, thinking that I, Chu Yao, won't leave?
Who moves with you and the glass?
Life is really changing rapidly.

Chu Yao was forcibly pushed out of the booth by several enthusiastic strong men.

Straight to the stage.

I really don't want to come!
It's just that no one is strong!

I miss the Black Tower...

If Brother Ta was here, who would dare to touch Lao Tzu?

Hmph, Brother Ta, how ruthless is that? One punch pierced the punch tester!
I don't know if he was discharged from the hospital...

Chu Yao sighed in his heart, he was already standing on the stage.

The master of ceremonies handed over the microphone.

"Mr. X, please introduce yourself."

Chu Yao pointed to his mouth.

"Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh..."

"Haha, sir, you are so funny. It seems that you don't want to expose your identity, so you don't have to force it."

The master of ceremonies asked again: "Do you want music? Which song is your best?"

"No music..."

"Excuse me, sir, would you like to perform a cappella?"

"Also... huh? Not really?"

"Is that... dance?"

"Stand-up comedy?"

"Storytelling broadcast?"

"...Forget it, explain yourself to everyone."

The master of ceremonies only asked one fart out of nine sentences.

Porphyrin wave, wave~~
Also with corners.

Simply put the microphone directly to Chu Yao.

The master of ceremonies sighed inwardly.

people now...
I can't even comment: I have started to develop and answer questions with farts!

……

Chu Yao stood alone on the stage.

In fact, he can go down, who dares to joke?
but…

He Chu Yao is now a celebrity!
I believe that within a few minutes, he will be recognized by the citizens.

Running away, once it gets out, it's hard to say!

Thinking of those vicious ridicules, Chu Yao even felt a chill...

"Hey, grandpa, have you heard that Chu Tianshi has been embarrassed, a big embarrassment!"

"Xiao Lizi, what happened to Master Chu? Could it be with your wife...huh?"

"What nonsense, he was knocked off the stage!"

"what?"

"You don't know, I heard that someone surnamed Chu invited Ying to perform on stage, and it turned out..."

"What happened?"

"I didn't say a single word, just let out a lot of nonsense farts, and was kicked down by the guests!"

"Little Li, tell me about your mother..."

"Grandpa, what does it have to do with my mother?"

"It's not a good name, Li Kui, Li Shishi, Li Xiaoyao, Li Xunhuan... What's not good to call it, but it's called Lianying... Oh, Li Lianying... Your mother is not educated!"

"... What Grandpa Sun said is that it's terrible to be uneducated!"

"Xiao Lizi, you are telling the truth..."

"Grandpa, this time it's absolutely true! Who doesn't know that Chu Tianshi made his debut... all thanks to a farting method~~"

.......
Chu Yao really didn't dare to think too much.

He has been moving bricks for many years, but no one regards him as a human being!

For praise, dignity, applause....
Even if it is vanity, Chu Yao values ​​it more than ordinary people!

It's fine when you're playing with Miaomiao and the others, play house with YYDNS, there's no shame in pretending to be cowardly.

But in public, he, Chu Yao, must not lose the chain...

Just play!
The little brother blows up the mountain old lady, I can't kill you!

"Hmm...cough~~"

Chu Yao cleared his throat.

The dance floor was gone!

Several headlights blew up, and many guests thought there was an earthquake.

"Chu Yao, don't make a sound~~"

Cheng Youwei screamed.

It's not that she forgot to hurt that kind of silver when the scar was healed.

Immediately rushed over.

Like a meat arrow...

He covered Chu Yao's mouth.

The lips were pinched and bleeding.

The fragrance of the sea of ​​blood!
"Guests, my friend..."

"He... is not good at words, but he is not very good at talking!"

"Once he is allowed to speak, everyone will come to collect the body!"

Cheng Youwei didn't catch her breath, and all the guests were blown up.

what?
And swearing?
hello~~
I heard that you are a specially hired vocal teacher for the dance hall. You look pretty, but why are you full of dirty words?
That guy opened his mouth and took everyone's mother with him!

All of a sudden, the crowd became excited!
The crowd was full of resentment, clamoring that they must perform.

Sing with a broken gong voice, I will reward you!

If she's-gone can tear apart the heart of steel, buddy will fund my brother's concert!
I still can't believe it can't cure you two!

A couple of dogs, flirting with each other on stage, are you kidding us?
……

"Chu Yao, look at you, why don't you explain?"

Forced to be helpless, Cheng Youwei complained.

Chu Yao sighed secretly, pulled Miss Youwei to write: "The LED is out of power, and I couldn't find toilet paper or a signature pen."

"......."

"It's okay, just act! The east wind is blowing and the drums are beating, whoever is afraid of whom in this world!"

"But, what are you performing? Chu Yao, let me tell you, you must never open your mouth!"

"How about we act together?"

Chu Yao's eyes lit up, and a thought suddenly occurred to him.

Thief is good, thief is strong!

Once the performance is successful, the effect is absolutely great!

"I'll act with you...?" Cheng Youwei looked blank.

"That's right~ Miss Youwei, you said a man and a woman..."

"What happened to a man and a woman?"

"A man and a woman are all over the street, and usually no one sees them."

"Yeah...what's wrong with this, I'm so worried!"

Chu Yao smiled slightly, and wrote with his fingers more cheerfully.

"Teacher, don't worry, use your imagination!"

"Sister Youwei, just tell me, what show is a man and a woman performing that everyone loves to watch?"

"The more you look at it, the more enjoyable it becomes, the more you look at it, the more you want to see it?"

"Some even imitate it at home..."

"Those who have learned are like, and those who have learned are not like..."

"It's a joke!"

Chu Yao wrote it all, and the result...

Cheng Youwei's pretty face was red at that time!

super red!
Huh?
Chu Yao was taken aback for a moment, and forgot to continue writing.

Miss Youwei!
Miss Youwei?
What do you think?

Where did you think?
Why is your face red...

Why is it yellow again...?
Could it be, the wax for anti-cold coating?