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"Chu Yao, what are you writing nonsense about!"

Cheng Youwei blushed, "Don't mess around, everyone is watching!"

"Me? I didn't write anything!"

"You still say you didn't write it? You obviously wrote a show about a man and a woman..."

"Yes, that's right!"

"It's late at night, what can a man and a woman do? And you are not allowed to make a sound, just make movements with your head silent..."

"Sister Youwei, you are so smart and have a precise understanding!"

Then, Cheng Youwei blushed like a purple eggplant.

"Bad guy, it's necrotic! You find someone else to do it, I won't act with you!"

"other people?"

Chu Yao was taken aback for a moment, and then wrote on Cheng Youwei's hand helplessly, "I don't know other people well, so I dare not mess with them~~"

……

The two wrote and talked, and after a long time, Cheng Youwei finally understood.

It turned out that Chu Yao planned to perform this!

hum~~~
Well, you Chu Yao, why didn't you say it earlier, you scared the baby to death...

It's just that the lines are a little bit...

Cheng Youwei gritted her teeth.

Never mind, that's it!
First, the time is short.

The two rushed the ducks to the shelves, Cheng Youwei couldn't think of anything else except the lines provided by Chu Yao.

Secondly...

Hmph, it's not that I, Cheng Youwei, are ashamed, the audience is coaxing you, Chu Yao!
Just do it, who is afraid of whom!
Come here if you are thick-skinned~~
……

So, the two discussed it.

Cheng Youwei asked the dance floor staff to move a table.

A large poop-yellow tablecloth was spread on it, completely blocking the front of the entire table.

Chu Yao stood behind the table, exposing his upper body to the guests.

Cheng Youwei crouched and hid under the table.

The master of ceremonies signaled the start of the show.

All eyes were on Chu Yao...

At this time, some guests have already recognized his identity.

The whispers are growing…

"Brother Wang, give me a firm butt, is this buddy Chu Tianshi?"

"You mean...Chu Yao? Hey, it really looks alike!"

"Hold the grass, I've seen it many times in the news, I didn't expect to meet a real god and dance a sexy dance when I come to the dance hall!"

"Why is Chu Tianshi dumb? You haven't spoken yet?"

"No, Chu Yao seems to have coughed a few times?"

"That's right, several light bulbs blew up at that time, and the dance hall almost lost power!"

"Huh? Where's that woman? What are you doing under the table?"

"not…"

"The inner position... the inner height... Oh god, I'm still a kid!"

"How dare they two?...Many people are watching!"

"Don't beep, Master Chu is going to start!"

"Master Chu Tian does not poke needles, he really dares to act in love action movies..."

After recognizing Chu Yao, more and more guests couldn't sit still.

The point is, what about Cheng Youwei?

Hide under the table and do it...

Is there any extra action?
……

Finally, the two began to perform.

A beautiful female voice came from under the table~~
"Hey~~"

Chu Yao opened his mouth with a capital O.

The enchanting female voice continued.

"Today, I will tell you a story..."

Chu Yao, lip sync a quarter of the time, and draw a word with your fingers!
"Intoxicating..."

Chu Yao closed his eyes slightly, pretending to be intoxicated.

"Intoxicating hilarious jokes!"

Chu Yao immediately smiled all over his face, his back molars showing timidly.

All of a sudden, the audience completely understood!
The co-author was confused for a long time, Master Chu Tianshi is performing a double reed!

Chu Yao showed her upper body and lip-synced, Cheng Youwei hid under the table and read her lines...

Classic one man and one woman double reed collocation!
Not to mention, the two of them have a tacit understanding, and there is something interesting about acting like a thief.

Cheng Youwei entered the topic.

"One day, the sun called the grass."

Chu Yao drew a circle in the air with his right hand, and his fingers fluttered like rays.

Pointing to the ground with his left hand, he gestured to draw a green grass.

"The sun said: Hey, grass? I, Sun!"

Chu Yao is direct and won't act anymore.

After a pause, he gestured for a phone call...

The audience half-opened their mouths...they couldn't hold back their eyes.

"Grass: I'm grass, who are you? (→_→)"

Chu Yao's angry eyes widened, and he lip-synced.

"Sun: I, Sun!"

Really not acting well, Chu Yao pointed to the sky and compared his middle fingers.

=_=convex

!

Cheng Youwei forced a smile, "Grass: I'm grass~ Who are you?"

Chu Yao...

Continue to compare the middle finger to the sky, convex ^_^ convex shit! ! !

"Taiyang: I, Sun~ Are you stupid?"

Boom~~~
The dance hall exploded.

Everyone laughed!

All of them clutched their stomachs and laughed so hard.

This homophonic joke was originally funny, with Chu Yao and Cheng Youwei acting as a man and a woman...

Coupled with the special performance method of double reeds, it is a perfect match!
Chu Yao pressed down hard with both hands, not knowing what he was doing.

Cheng Youwei finally couldn't resist, and continued to talk while laughing.

"Grass: NND, day, who are you, I'll say it again, I'm stupid!"

"Sun: I. Sun! I still don't understand, what the hell is I!"

"The grass was speechless at the time: I am a real grass, are you a real day?"

Chu Yao...

I couldn't continue acting at all, clutching my stomach and rolling all over the floor.

Many spectators were similar, and some went straight under the table, laughing until their backs went numb.

Then, under the stage table, Cheng Youwei looked at the lines...

With a blushing face, he finished the book directly.

In fact, there are still lines in the back, but I really can't say them.

Seeing Cheng Youwei stand up and show her face, some viewers who had heard the joke refused to agree.

"Hey, man, why did you stop before the show was over?"

"Haha, I almost died laughing, don't stop please continue, I beg you to die laughing on the spot!"

"Brother, what's next, what are Master Chu and the others doing?"

"It's a pity, it seems that I really don't plan to make trouble later."

"Brother, you are my dear brother, dear uncle! Beg for the finishing touch later..."

"Really? Can you stand it?... Then I can say it!"

A well-mannered, cultured man with a unique culture stood up.

Clasping hands in all directions.

"Everyone, Master Chu Tian is embarrassed to play, Huang is not talented, I would like to add one or two..."

"Everyone, don't think wrongly, it's just a joke..."

"Mother Sun snatched the phone:..."

"Hey, grass, I, Ritama..."

Boom~~
Straightforwardly, the booth table was overturned...

……

The double reed performance of Taiyang calling the grass was over, and the atmosphere on the scene reached boiling point.

Chu Yao pulled Cheng Youwei to express his thanks, and then planned to leave.

Then, the audience said no.

The audience is full of chanting + cheering.

"Master Chu, please continue when it gets dark, and wait for the update online!"

"It's irresponsible if the joke is not finished!"

"That's right, it's like a novel written by a guy named Yaodi. It's ridiculous while writing. One chapter is so short! People just want to read it in one sitting..."

"Mr. Cheng, I want to learn from you as a teacher... I want to emphasize that learning oboe is not learning vocal music!"

"Tianshi Chu, may I ask, Ri and Cao, what happened to them in the end?"

"Chu Tianshi don't leave, we want Chu Tianshi to continue..."

……

This time, Chu Yao would never continue acting.

There is a reason he certainly understands:
If you are full once, you will be tired next time.

I'm [-]% full from dinner today, and I'll come back tomorrow with an appetite.

In three years of moving bricks, Chu Yao has never been to Bali Island, but he has more social experience than Cheng Youwei and Lin Miaomiao!
I was planning to ignore it.

suddenly….
Huh?
Is there something wrong?
Chu Yao changed his mind at that time.

Unexpectedly!

There are people who are not afraid of death and dare to come to Chu's sphere of influence to act wildly!