Journey to the West: I, Bodhi's villain, was overheard by monkeys

A few days later, a grand banquet was held in the Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor invited meritorious courtiers, including Taiyi Zhenren, Yousheng Zhenjun, Sun Wukong, Tianpeng and other generals.

Sitting beside the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother looks dignified.

The Jade Emperor raised the wine bottle and said:
"Loves, I have you, so I can sit back and relax. This cup is my toast to you!"

After all, the Jade Emperor drank it all in one gulp.

After all the immortals complimented, they drank a cup at the same time.

At this time, the Jade Emperor laughed and said:
"If you have good wine, how can you not have beautiful women? I have arranged a dance, and I invite all my lovers to enjoy it!"

As soon as the words fell, the Nishang fairy flew down from the sky with all the dancing girls, which was extremely amazing.

The fairy sound curled up, and the dancers began to dance.

Surrounded by dancers, the fairy in neon clothes showed a graceful figure, and her smile and frown were all touching.

Many of the immortal generals present were from the army. They hadn't seen a woman for a long time, and they stared at the beauty without blinking, for fear of missing a touching moment.

Daoist Taiyi is the Twelve Golden Immortals, and his Taoism is extremely stable. His old god tastes wine on the ground, and he doesn't pay attention to the dancing girls at all.

And the canopy.
His mind wasn't even on Chang'e, but he stared straight at Monkey Sun, furious.

It turned out that Wukong and Tianpeng had an argument before the banquet started!

"Damn Bi Mawen, actually said that I look like a pig, and he doesn't take a pee to take a picture of himself, so a long-haired monkey is handsome?"

Canopy was sullen and pouted at Wukong.

Wukong picked up a grape and threw it into his mouth, raised his nose with his hand, and "hummed" a few times like a pig.

The canopy was even more angry, pouted, and roared a few times like a monkey.

"Fatty Zhao, call like a monkey, my old grandson will beat you to Huaguo Mountain!"

Wukong actually called out.

Canopy slapped the table violently and said angrily:

"Bi Mawen, you first insulted me for looking like a pig. Open your eyes and look at me. I have a suave canopy, and I can't beat a pig!"

"Hahaha, my canopy marshal, look at you, you have big ears, your nose is upturned, and your mouth is full of breath, what does it look like like a pig?"

The two of you come and go, and they don't pay attention to the Jade Emperor at all!
The dancers had no choice but to stop dancing.

The Jade Emperor shouted:

"Tianpeng, Great Sage, you two stop bickering!"

Wukong akimbo:

"Listen to the old official, stop bickering!"

"That's good"

Wukong pulled out the golden cudgel:

"Forget about fighting!"

"Stop!" The Jade Emperor turned pale with shock, "This is Lingxiao Temple, not the Colosseum! Stop both of you!"

Wukong snorted coldly, "Give your old official a face, and let him go this time!"

Canopy was dissatisfied.

Isn't Bi Mawen, who suffered a thousand knives, just made a great sage equal to heaven?
What are you so proud of?

Look for a chance, you don't need a golden cudgel, I don't need a nine-tooth rake, let's fight hand to hand!

The Jade Emperor had no choice but to give a wry smile, indicating that the dance would continue.

Fairy Nishang nodded and led the dancers to start dancing again.

She glanced at the canopy and thought:
"Marshal Canopy is so ugly, let me seduce him? That's all, for the sake of the god's position, my aunt endured it."

Fairy in Nishang began to glance at her secretly frequently, while twisting her waist, showing herself in front of the canopy from time to time.

The canopy was indifferent!

He was so angry that he was only thinking about how to deal with the monkey, completely oblivious to the tempting spring in front of him.

Nishang Fairy was a little discouraged and moved closer to the canopy.

The canopy's line of sight was almost completely blocked by the slender waist of the monster in front of him!
This small waist can't stand a grasp.
And this fair skin, attractive figure, as long as it is a man, he will not be able to control it!
It's a pity that the second generation of Canopy, that is, Zhao Haizhu, only focuses on the monkey, and the beauty is present, and there is no chaos at all!

What's more, he is a tough guy by nature, and women can't arouse any interest in him at all!

Tianpeng only felt that Nishang Fairy was swaying in front of him, and she didn't change places for a long time, which was really abominable.

Especially since she blocked Lao Tzu's angry eyes, and let the monkey gain the upper hand?
"Fairy, please step aside, I'm dizzy." Canopy whispered.

"Huh?" Nishang Fairy was stunned for a moment, showing her embarrassment.

"I said, girl, you are blocking the marshal's sight, can you move aside? The Lingxiao Palace is so big, why are you twisting around here?"

Canopy didn't give her any face.

Fairy Nishang blushed with anger.

"Sorry for bothering me"

She twisted to the center of the hall again, no longer entangled with the canopy.

After a dance, the canopy stared at the monkey for a long time without blinking!
Fairy Nishang sullenly led the dancers back.

The banquet ended in a joyful atmosphere.

After the Jade Emperor waited for the immortals and the Queen Mother to retreat, he called Taibai Jinxing up.

"Aiqing, do you think Tian Peng took the bait?"

Taibai Jinxing smiled wryly:

"Your Majesty, I see that the canopy seems indifferent to Chang'e."

The Jade Emperor was startled:
"Oh? What's the matter? It's so stunning that even I don't care. Anyway, he's a big man, so he doesn't like him at all?"

"There is no Chang'e in the eyes of the canopy, maybe it is because of fear of losing face, don't worry, your majesty, I have already instructed Chang'e to further lure the canopy to the bait"

Jade Emperor nodded and said:
"That's good, we must let the canopy be the real source of evil, so I can have an explanation with Guanyin!"

Taibai Jinxing bowed respectfully:

"Don't worry, nothing will go wrong."

The Jade Emperor thought for a while and said:

"Aiqing, just to be on the safe side, you follow them and play by ear."

"Your Majesty, I'm getting old, so it's not good to peek at other people's affairs?"

"What's wrong? Remember, this is an important task I entrusted to you. You can only succeed, not fail!"

Taibai Jinxing had no choice but to respond:
"Submit to obey"

"Bi Mawen, just wait for me! One day, I want you to kneel down and beg for mercy!"

Marshal Canopy covered half of Lao Gao's swollen face, watching the monkey turn somersault cloud resentfully.

"Idiot, this slap is for you. My old grandson still has another slap. I will reward you when I feel better next time! Hahaha"

Wukong flew to the horse prison on the cloud.

Canopy is in a bad mood!

Damn Bi Mawen, dare to attack me!
There is no reason for a man who raises horses in heaven to be so arrogant!
"My fellow immortals, you have all seen that it was Bi Mawen who beat someone! He is a small official who dares to beat the important officials in the court, should he be punished?"

Tianpeng originally thought that someone would agree, but the surrounding immortals heard it and walked around him one by one.

Sun Houzi has excellent ears and a pair of piercing eyes. If he finds out that someone is slandering him behind his back, wouldn't he tear himself to pieces?

With so many lessons learned, a fool would mess with this Great Sage Equaling Heaven!
Tianpeng called out lonely, smacked his lips, covered his face, and walked towards the camp.

halfway.

In a secluded garden.

The fairy in neon clothes, that is, Chang'e, has been waiting for a long time!

Chang'e straightened her clothes and deliberately lowered Luo Chang, showing a piece of snow-white.

She sighed, stroked her forehead with one hand, and showed a sad face.

"Idiot, for the sake of God's position, my old lady drank it out, let's see how long you can last!"