Journey to the West: I, Bodhi's villain, was overheard by monkeys

"Oh, my head is so dizzy"

Chang'e supported her head and walked to the middle of the road with a sway.

She glanced at the canopy through the slits of her eyes.

Pig head, don't you want a hero to save the beauty?

As long as you take a step closer to me, I will embrace you in your arms, and when the time comes, you will say "molest", and the heavenly soldiers will come to arrest you!

Chang'e waited for a while, and the canopy finally noticed something strange.

Just when she thought that the pig's head was going to step forward to support her.

Canopy actually yelled:
"Come here! A fairy is about to faint!"

Chang'e turned pale with fright, and quickly returned to normal.

"Grand Marshal, don't bark, slave. The slave is not dizzy."

"Ah? That's good. Seeing how skinny you are, you must be malnourished! Well, I have a big white flour steamed bun here. You can eat two bites to satisfy your hunger!"

As he said, Tianpeng took out a big steamed bun from his bosom and handed it to Chang'e.

"Thank you, Generalissimo."

Chang'e took the steamed bun, and the corner of her mouth twitched.

Canopy laughed foolishly.

Is this pig head really stupid or fake?So ignorant?
"Fairy, I think you look familiar, have we met somewhere?"

Canopy asked suddenly.

Chang'e said bitterly:

"Uh, Marshal is really a noble man who forgets things. I even performed a dance for the immortals at the banquet just now..."

"Oh, no wonder." Canopy nodded, "Since you have nothing to do, the Marshal has to hurry back to the camp."

Canopy is about to leave.

Chang'e broke out in a sweat!

Zhu Tou, if you leave so easily, won't my promise to Jin Dexingjun be ruined?

No, I have to do my best!

Thinking of this, Chang'e stood in front of the canopy.

"Fairy, what else do you have to do? I'm in a hurry, so please tell me quickly if you have something to do." Tianpeng showed helplessness.

Chang'e took off the silk scarf, fanned the wind around her neck, and murmured viciously:
"Marshal, the weather is really hot today, the little girl can't bear it anymore."

While fanning the wind, Chang'e tugged her chest seemingly inadvertently, revealing a charming spring look.

Let's just say, this woman is really a stunner!
It's a pity that Tianpeng really didn't understand the relationship between men and women, and thought Chang'e had some brain problems!

"Fairy, don't you have two big steamed buns? And a jujube? Don't be reluctant to eat it. If you get sick from hunger, you have to go to the imperial doctor."

Tianpeng smiled, didn't care at all, bypassed this hot body, and was about to leave straight away!

Chang'e was so embarrassed that she hurriedly tidied up Luo Chang, scolding the eighteen generations of the canopy ancestors all over her heart!

I've seen too many men like you, this is the first one who doesn't know how to be funny!
Even a male monkey, seeing the old lady's posture, has to pounce on it. Are you sick in the head!

snort!No matter what, let's be an overlord and fight hard!
Chang'e made up her mind and swooped towards the canopy!
Unfortunately, who is the canopy?He is a dignified Taiyi Dajinxian, who seems to have eyes in the back of his head, and when he senses the wind coming, he quickly hides beside him.

Chang'e fell to the ground with a thud, causing nosebleeds.

"Huh? My nose. You. You."

Seeing Chang'e's distressed appearance, Tianpeng wondered:
"Fairy, what are you doing? If it weren't for the two big steamed buns that saved you, you would have broken a bone long ago."

"I was not careful" Chang'e certainly couldn't tell him the truth.

"Be careful when you walk in the future!"

Tianpeng kindly reminded him and left.

In the distance, Taibai Jinxing saw this scene clearly, he wiped his nosebleed, and said:

"This canopy, the concentration is really good, can't it be that you really don't like women?"

Suddenly, he knocked on the head.

"Hey! The canopy is Zhao Haizhu, the son of Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth. How could I forget about this?"

Only then did Taibai Jinxing remember that Zhao Gongming had told him that Haizhu had no love in his life, he was a ruthless seed!

No wonder he is indifferent to beauty!
Oops!
The Jade Emperor is still waiting for him to commit lust and caution and become a source of evil!
How will it end now?

Taibai Jinxing's brain circled and circled, and smoke was coming out of anxiety!

correct!Zhao Haizhu doesn't like beauty, he attaches great importance to babies.
Thinking of this, he didn't dare to delay any longer, and hurriedly conjured up a "Beautiful Dragon Necklace" and threw it over.

"Fairy, catch it, quickly put on this necklace!"

Chang'e recognized Taibai Jinxing's voice, so she quickly took the baby and put it around her neck.

The Beaulieu Necklace is a royal gift!

It can be regarded as a rare treasure in the heavenly court.

To make such a necklace, you need a hundred golden scales of the natal dragon!

really,

Canopy's nose moved, and it actually smelled the baby!
"This smell is made of the best golden scales, and it carries the luck of the emperor. It must be given by the Jade Emperor."

Tianpeng turned his head abruptly, his eyes widened.

A necklace hanging around Chang'e's neck successfully caught his attention.

"My dear. The Beaulieu Necklace is made from the golden scales of a hundred Beaulieu Dragons. It's really extraordinary."

Canopy's saliva flowed down. In his eyes, the temptation of this necklace was simply too great.

Treasures that even the Temple of the God of Wealth has no right to preserve must be of great value.

Chang'e breathed a sigh of relief.

It turns out that you like this mouthful, which made the old lady waste a long time of effort, and also damaged her appearance.
Just when she let down her guard and waited for the canopy to come up so that he could frame him for molesting her.

The canopy's eyes turned green, panting heavily, grabbed the baby, and was about to tear it off!

The Beaulieu Necklace is so strong, how can it be easily torn off?
Chang'e almost broke her neck when she was pulled, and her eyeballs bulged out in shock!

Taiyi Jinxian's random blow, how could it be so pleasant?
"Marshal. Please. Please let me go. I feel so bad."

Chang'e struggled, her face turned red.

But Tianpeng didn't listen at all, he just focused on the baby.

"What a treasure! Look at the fineness and workmanship. I never thought that I, Zhao Haizhu, could see such wonderful jewelry in my life."

The canopy couldn't help but tugged again!
"Come on, come on, it's not rude."

Chang'e rolled her eyes, foaming from her mouth
Taibai Jinxing said badly!
If things go on like this, people will die!
But old fairy, I want to go directly up, it's not right
In his impatience, Taibai Jinxing used his magical powers and slapped him twice in the air.

Soldiers A and B patrolling nearby immediately felt burning pain on their faces!

"Who hit me?" Soldier A turned his head and found Tianpeng and Chang'e, "Look over there, there seems to be something wrong!"

"Does that woman look familiar? Is it Fairy Nishang? Who is the man, I'll go, it's Marshal Canopy! Could it be that the two of them have an affair? It's just too bloody!"

"No, Nishang Fairy is foaming at the mouth, isn't this murder?"

"Hurry up and save people!"