I brush attributes in the Marvel world

Chapter 84 How dare you stab my ass

Asgard.

A weird guy in red clothes is sitting on a tree, humming some of the most dazzling national style from time to time, and on the other side is Hela, the goddess of death in Asgard.

Hela is the god of Asgard, in charge of death, called the god of death, the first daughter of Odin, and the sister of Thor Loki.

Deadpool stood up and suddenly did a square dance on the tree.

"The boundless sky is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills. What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most joyful..."

Hearing Deadpool's voice, Hela was obviously impatient, "Hey, guy on the tree, what do you mean by bringing me to this kind of place, do we know each other?"

"Oh, my beautiful goddess, can I say that I got the wrong partner?"

"Misunderstanding? Do you think you are a comedian or a dude in a novel? Do you know where Asgard is?"

"Oye, this is not very clear. If I knew I wouldn't come here. Where is my Miss Death? My God, God, how about performing a square dance for you? Give me Miss Death back?"

Hela's eyes darkened suddenly, the guy in front of him was too arrogant, obviously he was provoking himself, as the god of death in Asgard, if he didn't clean up his future face, what would be his face.

"laugh!"

Suddenly, Hela's face was gloomy, and many dark giant horns grew from her head. She waved her arm, and in an instant, the tree in front of her was cut into two halves.

"Wow!"

"Miss Sister is a bit fierce, it seems that she can't beat her, so she slipped away!" Deadpool jumped off the tree, faced Hela's offensive, and muttered, "It seems a little unreasonable to slip away like this, why don't you hang her up?"

"Miss, you're so fucking ugly, C!"

Immediately, Deadpool fled to the front in desperation with two swords on his back.

……

Wang Hao is a little depressed at the moment.

Heck!
Wasn't Hela sealed by Odin?Why did it appear so fast?Still running away with Deadpool?Are you doing a racist romance?It's simply unreasonable. I came here suddenly, and the impact on the Marvel world is still quite large.

"Brother Lei Shen, which direction did your sister and Deadpool run to? I'll go get her back Missi Missi."

"Missi Missi?"

"Ding! Thunder God is confused, what does the host mean by Missi Missi? Attribute +1"

"Mixi Mixi is just brushing up a little attribute."

"Ding! Thor is confused again, what does it mean to play attributes? Attribute +1"

"Little guy, you came just in time. Help me bring Hela back by the way. That guy is so hateful."

Banner: "Saul, you seem to have forgotten my existence."

"I'm going, isn't this the Hulk?" Thor suddenly hugged Banner and laughed.

"Oh no, I'm not the Hulk, my name is Banner, Bruce Banner, I hate that big guy, you should know that."

"Understood, I understand. In fact, I don't like Hulk, I like you, so I don't care where that guy is."

Banner stared at Sol suspiciously, and muttered, there is something wrong with this guy's eyes, is he fooling me?

Just as he was thinking, Deadpool suddenly ran over.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the attribute of Deadpool's speed ability, attribute +1"

"Ding! Deadpool's speed attribute is being activated, 1%, 2%, 3%..."

"Ding! Deadpool's speed ability attribute has been activated!"

Hearing the system prompt, Wang Hao looked over and saw a guy in red clothes rushing towards them like a rabbit, uttering a bunch of obscenities all the time.

Thor: "That guy, finally appeared, watch me kill him with a hammer!"

Sol raised his hammer and rushed over, a flash of lightning struck down immediately, Deadpool looked dazed, and rolled down a hillside after avoiding the lightning.

"Brother Thunder God, leave this guy to me."

Said Wang Hao jumped down the hillside, chasing Deadpool.

Deadpool, formerly known as Wade Winston Wilson, possesses a powerful ability to regenerate, and suddenly appeared in Asgard. Wang Hao couldn't wait to brush his ability attributes.

Saul: "Hey, Mr. Banner, the little guy went after that bastard, shouldn't you make a move?"

Banner shook his head, sat down on the ground, and said, "Forget it, I'm a little tired, I'm going to go by myself, I just want to go back to Earth, this kind of place is so annoying."

"I'll go, you said my hometown is annoying?"

……

In the woods, Wang Hao is crawling around like a spider. After possessing many attributes of Spider-Man, he is completely another Spider-Man
"Xiao Jianjian, where are you? Did you come out to find your elder brother?" Wang Hao yelled softly towards the dense forest, and suddenly the system beeped.

"Ding! Deadpool was shocked, I'll go, that guy seems to have found me, attribute +1"

There was a change in Lin Zi, and the system's notification sound came again, and Wang Hao's gaze immediately froze in a certain direction.

"Little bitch, come out, I swear I won't cut your little dick."

"Ding! Oh my god, Deadpool is in a daze, someone actually said they want to cut my little dick, come on, I'll let you cut it, I'll regenerate after cutting it, attribute +1"

"Ding! Deadpool has the ability to regenerate, and he is not afraid of the host cutting off the little JJ, attribute +1"

"Ding! Deadpool peeked at the host in the woods, attribute +1"

……

The system repeatedly reported the emotional attributes of Deadpool, Wang Hao smiled and took out his 40-meter broadsword.

"Ding! Deadpool is stunned, the host's weapon is so long, it can't be the legendary 40-meter sword, what is the host wanting to do with such a long sword? Attribute +1"

Wang Hao stared at the dense forest, his eyes flicked on Deadpool's ass.

Possessing the abilities and attributes of all superheroes, Wang Hao's senses are more sensitive than anyone else's, even if Deadpool hides, it is difficult to escape his eyes.

"Little bitch, are you sure you can't come out?"

"Ding! Deadpool is depressed, if he doesn't come out, he won't come out, why ask so many questions? Attribute +1"

"Ding! The host looks cheaper than me, it's a fucking dog, attribute +1"

"Ahem, ask me one last time, come out or not?"

"Not out!"

Deadpool suddenly answered Wang Hao, with a helpless expression on his face.

"Ding! Deadpool is so helpless, why is TM's mouth so cheap, does the host know where he is when he makes a sound? Attribute +1"

"Not coming out, right! Look at my invincible 40-meter broadsword!"

"laugh!"

"Oh! No!"

"Ding! The host's 40-meter sword stabbed Deadpool's ass, attribute +1"

"Ding! Something is wrong, the host swung a 40-meter knife and stabbed him? Attribute +1"

"Ding! I buy Karma, this time not only stabbed my butt, but also stabbed my chrysanthemum! Attribute +1"

"Bastard, you dare to stab my ass with that thing, you are dead!"

"Ding! Deadpool was furious, pulled out two swords and jumped out, attribute +1"

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