I brush attributes in the Marvel world

"cnm! The bastard who stabbed my ass, you're going to die today! Although I have the ability to regenerate, I can't tolerate such insults." Deadpool's double-edged sword finger Wang Hao said angrily.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the attribute of Deadpool's regeneration and healing ability, attribute +1"

"Ding! Deadpool's regeneration and healing ability attribute is being activated, 1%, 2%, 3%..."

"Ding! Deadpool's regeneration and healing ability attributes have been activated!"

"Brother, don't be angry, I'll pay you for it." Wang Hao took out a gun from the storage space and pressed it on his head, "Look, I'll give myself a few shots."

"boom!"

After finishing speaking, Wang Haozhen shot himself in the head.

"Ding! Deadpool is stunned, attribute +1"

"My dear, hell, someone even pointed a gun at his head and shot him?" Deadpool murmured, and then couldn't help imitating Wang Hao's appearance with a gun pointed at his head and shot himself.

"boom!"

"Ah! It hurts!"

Deadpool suddenly rolled his eyes, and fell to the ground. As expected of the cheapest superhero in the Marvel universe, Wang Hao shot himself in the head and he followed suit.

Hey, since that's the case...

Wang Hao suddenly thought of something, looked at Deadpool and smiled, and said, "After firing this shot, there is one more shot."

"boom!"

"After firing this shot, there are still three more shots!"

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

"Ding! Deadpool is depressed, didn't he say that there is still one shot? How come there are three shots after one shot? Are you drinking with Wu Bai? Attribute +1"

Thinking of the half-dead and half-alive Deadpool shot himself four times.

"Oye! So cool! I feel like I'm dying! Damn! I'm so dead!"

"Ding! Deadpool shot himself and killed himself. He didn't fear at all before he died, attribute +1"

Deadpool was lying on the ground with his legs upturned, without any breath of a living person. Wang Hao walked over and kicked him a few times, wondering, "Didn't you say that Deadpool is immortal? Why did he die?"

After speaking, Deadpool's body suddenly twitched, his hands and feet twisted, and at this moment, the system beeped.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the attribute of the dead waiter's immortal body, attribute +1"

"Ding! Deadpool's immortality attribute is being activated, 1%, 2%, 3%..."

"Ding! Deadpool's immortality attribute has been activated!"

The system has brushed Deadpool's immortality attribute, which means that Deadpool is not dead.

Wang Hao shot at himself on purpose in order to lure Deadpool to imitate him. Unexpectedly, Xiao Jianjian really imitated him, so he easily brushed up the attribute of immortality.

"Ding! Deadpool woke up, opened one eye and peeked at the host secretly, seeing the host wandering around him, a little depressed, attribute +1"

"Hey, brother, are you awake?" Wang Hao suddenly waved to Deadpool, and when he saw Deadpool, he immediately lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead.

"Ding! Deadpool doesn't want the host to know that he is still alive, so he pretends to be dead and walks away, attribute +1"

"Brother, don't pretend, just have a cigarette, the super Chinese red brand, you deserve it." Wang Hao sat next to Deadpool, took out a pack of Chinese red brand cigarettes and handed it to Deadpool.

"Ding! Damn it, it's been seen that my feigning deadness is not in place, attribute +1"

"Ding! Now that you've been spotted, there's no need to continue pretending, attribute +1"

Deadpool thought there was no need to pretend, so he sat up stupidly, took the cigarette handed by Wang Hao and lit it, forgetting that Wang Hao just stabbed him in the ass with a 40-meter machete.

Deadpool was originally a special soldier. In order to cure cancer, he participated in the X weapon project, and finally gained superpowers, but the price was that his appearance was destroyed, and he also suffered from schizophrenia. He often talks to himself. He looks funny and a little neurotic.

"Brother Cigarette, don't think that if you give me a cigarette, I will forget that you stabbed my ass. After smoking this cigarette, I will still kick your ass off." Deadpool murmured.

"Okay, I'll put my ass up for you to kick in a while!"

"Ding! Deadpool was taken aback, did you hear me right, this guy actually said to let me kick his ass?! Attribute +1"

"Is that what you said?" Deadpool shook his head and took another puff of his cigarette, then lay down on the ground and puffed, "By the way, this cigarette is quite good, where did you buy it?"

"I'm Dahuaxia, I have time to take you for a stroll some other day." Wang Hao replied, and after speaking, he drove the 40-meter machete to Deadpool's neck, and Deadpool stared at Wang Hao immediately.

"Ding! What does it mean to put a knife on my neck? Is it possible that you don't want to kick your ass up for a while? Attribute +1"

"Brother, what color is your mother's panties?" Wang Hao asked suddenly.

Deadpool was dumbfounded!

"Ding! My god, what's not good to talk about, why are you talking about the color of my mother's underwear? Don't bring such a wretched one? Deadpool is so stupid, attribute +1"

"Then what color is your mother's underwear?" Deadpool asked back.

"I asked first, and you answered me first."

"Damn! Then you tell me the color of your sister's panties, mom is the one who asked first, and sister is I who asked first, right? Quickly answer me, what color underwear is your sister wearing?"

Wang Hao blurted out: "Red."

"Ding! Deadpool is in the circle, did the host really answer? Attribute +1"

"Ding! By the way, how does the host know the color of her sister's underwear? Could it be that he secretly looked at it? Someone is more perverted than me! Attribute +1"

Deadpool: "Sorry, I don't have a mother so I don't know what color my mother's underwear is..."

When Wang Hao heard this, he stared at Deadpool suddenly and said, "Damn, why didn't you say it earlier?"

"You didn't ask."

"No, you didn't tell me the color of your mother's underwear, it has already hit my young heart, and I must pay for my mental damage."

"Ding! Is this so important? You still need to pay for mental damage? I think it's compensation for mental illness? Attribute +1"

"Hey, I found that your two knives are pretty good, we are destined, you can pay me for one of them."

"Ding! Having said so much, how do you feel that the host has been playing with my dual knives? This guy is a bit scary! Attribute +1"

When Deadpool was depressed, Wang Hao began to check the data of Deadpool's two knives.

"Ding! Data testing..."

"Ding! Edman's anti-healing steel knife is made of carbon steel alloy. This alloy is also called carbon steel. The ductility of the double knife is very good, and it can still be unscathed after being hit by a bullet..."

"How powerful is it after adding attributes?"

"Ding! It has the same effect as the additional attribute of the vibrating gold sword in the host's hand."

Same effect as Zhenjin Broadsword?So it's useless to take it.

"Why are you staring at me? If you don't want to give it to me, you still don't want it!"

Knowing that the double swords were the same as the Zhenjin Broadsword, Wang Hao immediately lost interest. He dropped his cigarette, shouted at Deadpool, put away the 40-meter Broadsword and stood up.

"Brother Cigarette, don't run away, I haven't kicked your ass yet."

"We're even. At first I wanted you to kick my ass, but you didn't tell me the color of your mother's underwear, which seriously damaged my spirit. It's even."

Deadpool nodded, thinking that what the kid said made sense.

"Ding! That's not right! My chrysanthemum was stabbed by him, and then he just made up a lie and got even? How do you feel that I'm at a loss? Attribute +1"