The city's best teasing system

Tang Yan fell hard, clutching her buttocks, crying from the pain.

Zhen Jian pretended to be surprised, and hurriedly apologized: "Sorry, I forgot, your ankle is sprained, and you can't stand steadily."

Tang Yan reprimanded angrily: "Hmph! You obviously did it on purpose! Oh...it hurts me to death..."

Zhen Jian squatted down immediately: "It's purely a mistake, I'll rub it for you!"

"Don't touch me..." Tang Yan slapped Zhen Jian's paw away angrily, "You are simply too bad..."

Zhen Jian laughed and teased: "Men are not bad, women are not loving, this is the truth, it has not changed since ancient times!"

Fang Yuan turned her head and said, "You two immortals, can you stop flirting? It's so nasty!"

Tang Yan immediately retorted: "Who is flirting? Don't talk nonsense!"

Zhen Jian thought to himself, Tang Yan is fair and beautiful, with a thin waist and long legs, and he will communicate with her more in the future, and start a boat of friendship.

At this time, Wang Xiaoqiang raised his spear and slapped the grass vigorously, trying to drive out the poisonous snake.

However, the poisonous snake seems to have evaporated and disappeared without a trace.

Sun Tianlei had no choice but to walk to the front of the cave and waved his hand: "Professor Huang! What are you busy with?"

Huang Shulei was a little frustrated after spending more than an hour without catching a poisonous snake.

He wiped off the sweat from his forehead, and said solemnly: "Several poisonous snakes fled into the cave in a hurry under our siege. The situation forced me to decisively adopt the smoky tactic and prepare to dare the poisonous snakes to come out!"

The professor pretends to be aggressive and has a sharp aura.

Zhen Jian gave a thumbs up: "Okay! Professor Huang's IQ is really high! He's not as stupid as us, who only use mice as bait and play the tactic of waiting for rabbits, only catching two poisonous snakes!"

If you pretend to be aggressive, I will also pretend to be aggressive, let's see who is more awesome!
In an instant, Liu Yan'er and Zhao Shiya's eyes widened, and they exclaimed in unison: "Wow! Two poisonous snakes!"

The corner of Huang Shulei's mouth twitched, envy and jealousy flashed in his eyes.

Staring at Liu Yaner's graceful figure, Zhen Jian couldn't help but think of the scene of meeting her last night.

What a romantic and beautiful thing it would be to have a romantic relationship with the house goddesses and goddesses in the "safe haven" behind the slope, and to make love to each other and gallop on horses!

Liu Yan'er also stared at Zhen Jian, she pouted her mouth towards the cave, meaning to say: Why is there no poisonous snake in the cave?
But Zhen Jian asked with a smile: "Sister Yan'er, are you thirsty, would you like some coconut juice?"

Liu Yaner shook her head anxiously: "I'm not thirsty."

Tang Yan sat on the stone next to her and yelled softly, "Zhen Jian, I'm thirsty, I want to drink coconut juice!"

Zhen Jian ignored Tang Yan, and asked Zhao Shiya with a smile: "Mr. Zhao, do you want to drink?"

Zhao Shiya replied politely: "Thank you! I have spring water."

Zhen Jian picked up the bottle, quickly unscrewed the cap, raised his head and took a sip of coconut juice, then handed it to Tang Yan.

"You..." Tang Yan stared angrily, "I won't drink what you've drunk!"

Zhen Jian raised his thick eyebrows: "Sister Long Legs, you actually dislike me? This bottle of drink is definitely natural and authentic coconut juice, no coloring or additives, nutritious and delicious!"

Tang Yan snorted, despising Zhen Jian.

Huang Shulei was very surprised and asked puzzledly, "Tianlei, why is Tang Yan with you?"

Zhen Jian hurriedly said: "Wang Bo is kind-hearted and warm-hearted. He is afraid that we will not catch the poisonous snake, so he quickly sent Tang Yan to help and join the blue team temporarily. When we get the roast chicken, he will give Tang Yan two chicken legs."

Huang Shulei rolled his eyes, half-believing: "Oh, is that so? Tang Yan, why don't you join the red team, I'll give you three chicken legs!"

Upon hearing this, Tang Yan said happily, "Okay, okay, I am willing!"

Zhen Jian stretched out his hand to hold Tang Yan's shoulder, and said loudly: "It's a pity, Tang Yan's ankle is injured, and she must be carried on her back!"

Huang Shulei waved his hand immediately: "Forget it, we don't want the wounded!"

Nima, it's faster to turn your face than to turn a book, Huang Shulei's reaction ability is super strong.

Sun Tianlei hecked twice, gloating and said: "Professor Huang, it's been an hour, and you haven't caught the poisonous snake yet, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat roast chicken!"

As soon as the words fell, Wang Lidan shouted from 20 meters away: "The snake has come out!"

Zhen Jian was shocked immediately, no way, there are really poisonous snakes in the cave?

Everyone rushed to the exit, only to see a thick king cobra, two meters long, slowly crawling out!

Zhen Jian was dumbfounded, what the fuck, Huang Shulei was out of luck, there was a big guy hiding in the cave.

Huang Shulei clenched the spear tightly and reminded in time: "Wang Lidan, be careful, stand back quickly!"

Wang Lidan hid behind Wu Ge lightly, and shouted excitedly: "Everyone, come on! Be sure to catch it!"

Although this king cobra was relatively strong, it was listless, languid, and crawled very slowly. It was obviously smothered by the thick smoke and lost its ability to attack.

Chen Hao rushed over, picked up his spear, and stabbed the king cobra hard in the head!

In an instant, blood splattered and the snake's body twisted.

Chen Hao grasped the spear with all his strength, and held the king cobra firmly!
Huang Shulei took out a tool knife, approached the king cobra cautiously, and told Chen Hao, "Hold hard! Don't let go."

Wu Ge assisted in time, raised his spear and pierced the King Cobra's seven inches!

The tail of the snake flicked wildly and hit Zhao Shiya's calf, making her scream repeatedly, instinctively backed away, and happened to bump into Zhen Jian's arms.

The beauty throws herself into her arms, Zhen Jian of course welcomes it.

He stretched out his hand and hugged Zhao Shiya's slender waist tightly, and comforted him with a smile: "Mr. Zhao, don't be afraid, I'm here."

Suddenly, Zhao Shiya smelled a faint fragrance, and her frightened heart trembled slightly, followed by inexplicable throbbing, she did not dare to look directly at Zhen Jian.

Liu Yan'er hurriedly asked: "Mr. Zhao, are you okay?"

Zhao Shiya twisted her waist and pushed Zhen Jian away. She collected herself, shook her head and said, "I'm fine..."

In just ten seconds, Zhao Shiya's state of mind changed subtly, her face flushed, she was surprised and curious: this boy is not good-looking, but has a kind and charming charm.

Huang Shulei moved neatly, cut off the king cobra's head with a sharp utility knife, and said cheerfully: "Cut off the snake's head, remove the internal organs, and clean it thoroughly. The snake meat will be safe and non-toxic! It can be grilled or stewed. The taste is delicious." Delicious and nutritious, we will have a good time tonight!"

While showing off his knowledge, this guy and Wu Ge lifted the king cobra and put it on Chen Hao's shoulder.

"I'll go, it's really heavy! At least thirty catties, enough to last for five days!"

Chen Hao showed off triumphantly and loudly, with an obscene look that deserves to be beaten.

Huang Shulei was full of energy, and waved his hands and ordered: "Get out! Go to other places to catch snakes!"

Liu Yan'er turned her head and glanced at Zhen Jian, her eyes showed gratitude and a bit of charm.

Zhen Jian was very speechless, depressed inside.

Originally gave Liu Yaner false information, leading Huang Shulei to be deceived, but it turned out to be counterproductive, but he helped the red team catch a big snake, whose value is comparable to ten roast chickens!
Seeing Huang Shulei's back, Zhen Jian suddenly shouted: "Professor Huang! Stop!"