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Hearing the yelling, Huang Shulei stopped immediately, turned around and asked, "What's the matter?"

Zhen Jian asked with a serious expression: "You are a professor, shouldn't you set an example and be strict with yourself?"

Not understanding Zhen Jian's intentions, Huang Shulei replied cautiously: "Should! I must be strict with myself!"

Zhen Jian raised his voice: "Since you are self-aware, why did you make such a serious mistake?"

Huang Shulei was taken aback for a moment, and asked suspiciously: "Student Zhen Jian, please explain clearly, what mistake did I make?"

Zhen Jian raised his hand, pointed at the fire pit that was still emitting thick smoke 20 meters away, and said loudly: "It is everyone's responsibility to protect nature! Yesterday, before we evacuated, we collectively urinated to put out the fire! But you, you ignored the fire hazard , Completely lost public morality! Don't you feel ashamed of this kind of selfish behavior?"

The words are sharp, impassioned, and make people pee.

"Good!" Sun Tianlei and Wang Xiaoqiang took the opportunity to applaud,

In an instant, Huang Shulei's face was embarrassed, and he was speechless by Zhen Jian.

Chen Hao sneered disdainfully: "Damn, isn't it just about urinating, look at it!"

The guy carried the king cobra and walked towards the fire pit.

Suddenly, Wu Ge hurriedly followed and reminded: "Chen Hao, don't pee! Just pour water!"

Huang Shulei laughed loudly: "Yes! Put out the fire with water! We don't lack water!"

Watching the red team leave, Zhen Jian became even more depressed.

Fang Yuan patted Zhen Jian's shoulder, and comforted softly: "Don't be depressed, it's not your fault, it's only the cobra that got into the cave last night."

Sun Tianlei gritted his teeth and said: "The blind cat met the dead mouse, Huang Shulei got shit luck."

Li Ziyi said: "Now that Zhen Jian has gained Liu Yaner's trust, Huang Shulei has already tasted the sweetness. He will definitely send Liu Yaner to find Zhen Jian again to get information."

Sun Tianlei nodded and said encouragingly: "There is still an hour and a half left, let's continue to work hard and try to catch more poisonous snakes!"

Zhen Jian exhaled to calm down.

Afterwards, he walked up to Tang Yan and asked with a smile, "Sister Long Legs, do your feet still hurt?"

Tang Yan pinched her ankle: "Of course it hurts."

Zhen Jian said: "If it hurts, come up obediently."

Tang Yan quickly stood up, lay on Zhen Jian's back, put her arms around his neck, and immersed herself in the strange fragrance.

Zhen Jian felt all the beauty of "Silly White Sweet", and he couldn't help but feel excited, strode forward with great strides...

Suddenly, there was a strong wind and dark clouds.

Liu Xinyao looked up at the sky and asked anxiously, "It's about to rain, what should I do?"

Sun Tianlei's thick eyebrows were frowned: "Now that we enter the woods, it may be difficult to catch poisonous snakes."

Zhen Jian stopped, thought for a while, and made a suggestion: "I think we should walk along the cliff. If we encounter caves and grasslands, we can use mice as bait, which may attract poisonous snakes."

Sun Tianlei agreed and led the team to the cliff.

The wind whistled, and it blew harder and harder.

Tang Yan hugged Zhen Jian tightly, as if afraid that he would be blown down by the wind, this kind of intimate behavior caused Liu Xinyao to roll her eyes.

Suddenly, two figures appeared in front of them, and Wang Xiaoqiang immediately raised his hand to remind everyone to pay attention.

Zhen Jian looked closely, and it turned out that it was Lin Siling and Yang Feifei. They were hiding beside the boulder, looking forward with all their attention.

Zhen Jian put down Tang Yan, and tiptoed to Lin Siling's back... He stretched his neck to have a look, and found a wooden cage in front of him, inside which was a white squirrel!
Got it, the green team set up a trap, waiting for the poisonous snake to take the bait.

Just as Tang Yan was about to shout, Sun Tianlei covered her mouth!

Zhen Jian came back and said to Sun Tianlei: "Wang Bo is using squirrels as bait, Tang Yan wants to call, let her call!"

Sun Tianlei let go, Tang Yan blinked, and said slyly: "I won't bark, what should I do to scare away the poisonous snake..."

At this time, Zhen Jian winked at Sun Tianlei and smiled evilly.

Sun Tianlei understood and knew that Zhen Jian was going to take revenge on Wang Bo, and he would treat him in his own way!

At this moment, the green team was divided into three groups. Wang Bo and Huang Chao hid behind the big tree, and Lu Haitao squatted alone in the bushes.

The white squirrel in the cage seemed to smell a dangerous breath. It shivered and curled up into a ball.

Immediately afterwards, a drab poisonous snake sprang out from the pile of rocks and quickly approached the cage.

Wang Bo's eyes glowed with excitement. He held the spear tightly and walked towards the poisonous snake cautiously. Huang Chao and Lu Haitao attacked at the same time.

In a critical moment, Zhen Jian picked up a stone and threw it at the squirrel cage!

Snapped!Hit the target accurately.

In an instant, the drab poisonous snake was frightened, and it ran away and got into the pile of rocks.

Wang Bo was dumbfounded, his mouth opened, and he couldn't believe his eyes.

Lu Haitao was so angry that he cursed: "Damn it! Who the hell threw the rock?"

Without any hesitation, Zhen Jian stepped forward and replied proudly: "I'm smashing it!"

Huang Chao was furious, jumping up and down and shouting: "You are so cheap! Scared our poisonous snake away!"

Sun Tianlei led his team members to show up to support Zhen Jian.

Wang Bo was trembling with anger, pointing at Zhen Jian's nose: "Brat! You want to die!"

Zhen Jian righteously said: "In broad daylight, you abuse small animals and use squirrels to lure poisonous snakes. It is inhumane and extremely cruel!"

Unexpectedly, Zhen Jian counterattacked, and Wang Bo suddenly got stuck.

Zhen Jian went on to say: "In order to save the precious life of the squirrel and prevent it from being eaten by you, Lin Siling specially asked me for help and made a cage to take care of it, but who knows, it became the bait for you to catch poisonous snakes!"

Wang Bo clenched his teeth, and the muscles on his face trembled.

Zhen Jian continued to rave: "Fortunately, I shot away the vicious poisonous snake in time just now, otherwise, the poor little squirrel would have been eaten! How sad Lin Siling and Yang Feifei should be, and how angry the netizens should be! After all, in the cage The animal is not a mouse!"

Huang Chao couldn't help feeling guilty. He had smashed the mouse cage with a stone before, scaring away the poisonous snakes that the blue team could get at their fingertips.

Zhen Jian's eyes were as sharp as knives, he despised Wang Bo, and then stared at Huang Chao: "Excuse me, you use squirrels to lure poisonous snakes, and I drive away poisonous snakes to save squirrels, whose hand is cheap?"

In an instant, Wang Bo and Huang Chao looked at each other in blank dismay, not daring to refute, for fear of being abused and cast aside by netizens who love small animals.

Lu Haitao lacked self-cultivation, he bared his teeth and claws, and roared at Zhen Jian: "You are so stupid! You deliberately scare away our poisonous snakes, and you dare to speak nonsense? Why do you care about small animals and fart? It's purely an excuse!"

Ding!The system starts!

"Within 30 seconds, slap Lu Haitao across the face!"

Zhen Jian laughed out loud, this task is very good, it caters to his mood.

So, Zhen Jian saw the opportunity, rounded his arms, and slapped Lu Haitao hard!