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Just after his debut, Lao Guo was drenched in stinky bird droppings, his expression was very embarrassing!
Lao Guo quickly laughed at himself: "The seagulls on the small island actually welcomed me with such an unrestrained ceremony! It is enough to prove that I am a wildlife protector who loves birds!"

Zhen Jian applauded immediately: "Okay! Let the fresh bird droppings come more violently!"

"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed.

Lao Guo looked at Zhen Jian and said with a smile: "Student, you have a great sense of humor. I can teach you cross talk."

Zhen Jian's thick eyebrows slightly raised: "You taught me to speak cross talk? Did my ears hear it wrong, or is there something wrong with your eyesight? Why do I look like a beautiful woman?"

Lao Guo's expression darkened on purpose: "What do you mean?"

Zhen Jian joked, "I thought you didn't like beautiful women, so you taught me."

Old Guo said happily: "My fair lady, a gentleman is so good! I am also an ordinary person, not an eminent monk! What's more, there are so many beauties on the island, colorful and beautiful!"

Lin Siling giggled and said, "Mr. Guo, you are really good at complimenting people!"

Lao Guo looked around at the female team members, and said in a melodious tone: "The random flowers are gradually bathing the charming eyes, and Asakusa can have no horseshoes. My favorite island is not enough to travel. I don't see the old driver!"

In terms of knowledge and talent, Lao Guo is full of knowledge, and in terms of pretense, Lao Guo has also reached a higher level.

Zhen Jian gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely: "Good poems, good poems! You deserve to be a generation of cross talk masters!"

Zhen Jian said the word "teacher" extremely seriously.

Lao Guo asked: "Is it the master, or the big shit? Why does it sound awkward to me?"

Zhen Jian laughed straight: "The speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention! If your head is full of excrement and urine, everything you listen to and look at will be dirty and dirty!"

Old Guo was stunned, and instantly smiled and turned into a lucky cat: "Haha! Young people are awesome, learn from them, learn from them!"

Zhen Jian waved his hand: "Senior, please be polite, be polite!"

Lao Guo changed the subject and began to introduce Pan Xiaoting: "This is Pan Xiaoting, the world-renowned queen of nine balls, the goddess in men's hearts, and the queen in the hearts of billiards lovers!"

Zhen Jian hurriedly said: "Sister Tingting, I like playing billiards very much. I can learn a lot from you and give me advice when I have time!"

Pan Xiaoting smiled: "Okay, unfortunately, there are no pool tables on the island."

Zhen Jian said: "I can make a pool table!"

Pan Xiaoting was immediately happy: "Did you make it by hand?"

Zhen Jian said solemnly: "That's right! A handmade pool table!"

Pan Xiaoting asked, "Where's the club? Where's the ball?"

Zhen Jian said: "Don't worry, I will also make clubs and balls, and I guarantee you will be satisfied."

Pan Xiaoting looked at Zhen Jian seriously, thinking he was joking, so she said perfunctorily, "Okay, I wish you success."

Jin Xing kept squinting at Zhen Jian, and couldn't help interjecting: "This kid is so naughty! After molesting Lao Guo, he molested Xiao Pan."

Zhen Jian curled his lips: "This big brother... No, this big sister, I won't molest anyone if I molest you."

Jin Xi frowned slightly: "Are you afraid of me?"

Zhen Jian said: "I'm not afraid of you, but I'm not interested in you!"

When Jin Xun heard this, his expression was displeased. He put one hand on his hip, pointed at Zhen Jian, and said sharply: "Look at your ugly appearance, your glib voice, and your frivolous behavior! Tell me honestly, what kind of unspoken rules are you playing? Just got into the show?"

Nima, this guy is indeed a "venomous tongue woman", with sharp words and fierce offensives!

Before Zhen Jian could fight back, Fang Yuan hurriedly said, "Student Zhen Jian is the captain of our blue team, and his fighting power is very strong!"

Old Guo asked with a smirk, "What combat power?"

Zhen Jian said: "Teacher Guo, do you want to try it?"

Lao Guo shook his head and said implicitly: "I am an authentic man, please give Jin Xing a try."

Jin Xing took a step forward, proudly provoking: "Okay, I want to see..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhen Jian grabbed Jin Xi by the collar, picked him up suddenly, and threw him into the air, which was more than five meters high!
In an instant, Jin Xi screamed in fright, louder than killing a pig!

Immediately afterwards, Zhen Jian caught Jin Xi steadily and threw him into the air again, the scene was extremely exciting.

Holding Jin Xi firmly again, Zhen Jian asked with a smile, "Do you want to experience it again?"

Jin Xi was dizzy and yelled in horror: "I don't want it! Let me down quickly! Let me down..."

Zhen Jian let go of Jin Xi, he smiled lightly, his face was neither red nor breathless, he looked like a hero.

A show of supernatural power on the spot shocked the six special guests.

Especially Pan Xiaoting, she was so surprised that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.

Guo Degang's eyes were vivid, and he immediately understood that although Zhen Jian was not good-looking, he possessed extraordinary fighting power.

"It's amazing! People can't be judged by their appearance, and sea water can't be measured! Since ancient times, heroes have come out of youth!"

Lao Guo praised loudly, and his skill in flattering is naturally very deep.

Jin Xi was still in shock, and kept patting his chest: "I was scared to death... This kid is too rude, too barbaric... How rude..."

Lao Guo took the opportunity to smooth things over, diverted his attention, pointed at Liu Xiang and said, "This handsome guy is a well-known hurdler..."

"Oh! It's Liu Paopao!" Zhen Jian immediately stepped forward, shook hands with Liu Xiang, and asked cordially, "Is your foot healed? Has it fully recovered? When will you return to the game and achieve another glory?"

Liu Xiang's face was slightly embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I have already retired."

Zhen Jian pretended to be shocked: "Retired? Damn, you can't? Look at your current state, how good you are! Since you have the energy to come to the island to experience life, you must also have the energy to continue galloping on the field!"

Liu Xiang was even more embarrassed, and said with a fake smile: "Thank you for the compliment, I will work hard."

Zhen Jian nodded: "Well, as long as you have faith and perseverance, the small island can also become your battlefield, rejuvenating the second spring of your life!"

Liu Xiang showed embarrassment, and said perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, I will work hard..."

In just 10 minutes, Zhen Jian played tricks on several famous and controversial figures.

What he did showed the heroic qualities of an "excellent cheap guest".

Therefore, Guo Degang didn't dare to say anything anymore, he looked at Director Hu with interest, and then at Zhou Yunqian, who had a fluttering long skirt.

Director Hu coughed twice, and said with a smile: "This mixed-race beauty has participated in competitions before and was a guest hostage, everyone is already familiar with it! The handsome guy next to her is her younger brother, named Zhou Yunqiang, everyone Applause!"

Zhou Yunqiang took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of bright and deep eyes, full of masculine charm!
He smiled and said in a thick voice, "Call me Aqiang, please give me your advice!"

Liu Xinyao and Wang Lidan exclaimed in unison: "Wow! Ah Qiang is so handsome!"