The city's best teasing system
Chapter 449 Fooling Six Guests
At this time, Pan Xiaoting approached the grill, bent over to admire the fish pieces and scallops, and showed a sweet smile.
She said softly, "These fish and scallops are very fresh."
Lin Siling said: "Eat the mountains by relying on the mountains, and eat the sea by relying on the sea!"
Pan Xiaoting asked curiously: "Are there any delicious specialties on the mountain of the island?"
Zhen Jian stared at Pan Xiaoting intently: "There are poisonous snakes on the mountain, you can roast snake meat and stew snake soup."
Pan Xiaoting said pleasantly: "That's great, I like snake meat the most."
Zhen Jian took the opportunity to invite: "You come to the blue team as a guest, I will catch poisonous snakes for you, and I promise to make you eat enough."
Pan Xiaoting readily agreed: "Okay! I will definitely go!"
Director Hu ordered: "Zhen Jian, take out the gift from your team."
Zhen Jian snapped his fingers, and Liu Tao and Yi Ni immediately moved the stone pot together, and placed it carefully on the simple stove.
Zhou Yunqian hurriedly asked: "What's inside?"
Zhen Jian stretched out his hand to lift the rattan pot cover, and said happily: "Using the precious sea fish head and tail, with natural and pollution-free coconut meat, you can cook sweet and delicious food! This dish is prepared by our blue team for everyone. The guests carefully prepared it, and the name is - Dragon Head and Phoenix Tail!"
Director Hu couldn't help laughing: "Haha, the dragon head and the phoenix tail are interesting!"
Huang Shulei said mockingly: "This name is very bad! Why isn't it called Long Feifengwu?"
Without waiting for Zhen Jian to explain, Jin Xing said: "There are only fish heads and tails, but no fish body. How do you fly? How do you dance?"
"Hahaha..." Wang Lidan and Peng Yuyan laughed, and Zhao Liying also covered her mouth and smiled.
Zhen Jian looked down on Jin Xi: "The fish head is the essence of the whole fish, and the fish tail is the most robust part of the fish meat. It is very suitable to use them for this dish! As for the body of the fish, it has been chopped up." , Feed the kittens and monkeys."
Jin Xing sneered: "So you don't eat fish body meat! Excuse me, why are you still hanging it for preservation?"
After finishing speaking, Jin Xi pointed to the coconut tree in the camp, and the eight sea fish above were quite eye-catching as they swayed back and forth with the wind.
Zhen Jian teased: "I heard that Sister Jin is a smart and elegant man! No, no, no, let me correct you, it should be a smart and elegant woman!"
A look of displeasure flashed across Jin Xi's eyes, and he held back his anger.
Zhen Jian went on to say: "Unfortunately, I was very disappointed when I saw you today! Sister Jin's IQ is not high, and the questions she asked were all childish!"
Jin Xi's eyes widened: "Why are you so childish?"
Zhen Jian said: "I caught a few more fish, and the kittens and monkeys couldn't finish a meal, so I hung them on the tree for preservation. You don't understand such a simple common sense of life! Don't tell me, you never do housework?" , and never cook, don’t eat fireworks?”
Jin Xing was stunned speechless, he tried to laugh at Zhen Jian's stinginess, but was hurt instead.
Liu Tao was busy trying to smooth things over: "Sister Jin, Zhen Jian was just kidding with you, don't be angry."
Jin Xing chuckled: "Why would I be angry? Zhen Jian is very humorous and good at activating the atmosphere. Very good, very good!"
With a knife hidden in a smile, the city is extremely deep.
At this moment, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was extremely hot, and the netizens exploded.
"It's so cool! Zhen Jian has a more vicious tongue than Jin Xi! Well done!"
"Good job! I've long since disliked Jin Xi!"
"One Jin Xing and one Guo Degang, neither of them is a fuel-efficient lamp!"
"It's exciting now, I dare to boldly predict that there will be a bloodbath soon!"
Director Hu turned his head and asked Huang Shulei, "Where's the gift from your red team?"
Huang Shulei clapped his hands with a smile, Liu Yaner and Zhao Liying stepped forward two steps, showing the crocodile meat and green vegetables to the guests.
Pan Xiaoting hurriedly asked: "What kind of meat is this?"
Before Huang Shulei could answer, Liu Xiang said, "Crocodile meat!"
Zhen Jian praised loudly: "Good! You are worthy of being the world champion! You have seen a lot!"
Liu Xiang felt that this sentence was full of irony, but he couldn't find anything wrong with it.
Guo Degang said: "It is indeed crocodile meat! I never thought that on a lonely island, you can taste wild crocodile meat... No, are there crocodiles on the island?"
Lao Guo's complexion changed drastically, and he suddenly felt a sense of crisis.
Huang Shulei hurriedly explained: "The crocodile is not wild, nor is it on the island. It is the trophy of our red team in the previous maze competition!"
Guo Degang wiped off the sweat from his forehead: "Oh, then I can rest assured, then rest assured! As we all know, I am a wildlife protector, how can I eat wild crocodiles? Since it is not wild, cut a piece for me , Da Da Ya Ji! Remember, roasted spicy, sprinkle more chili powder!"
Suddenly, as if by magic, Jin Xi pulled out a folding fan from behind his waist, and he kept fanning to disperse the smoke in front of him.
The guy shook his head and said, "Grilled food is not good for your health. I don't eat barbecued meat. I only eat some small green vegetables. I boil them in spring water without any seasoning."
"Okay!" Zhao Liying agreed and obeyed.
Jin Xi put his hand on Huang Shulei's shoulder, and patted it approvingly: "Huang Shulei, you are still generous, like a pure man, even such precious crocodile meat is willing to serve guests."
Huang Shulei said triumphantly: "Our red team has two whole crocodile meats, a vegetable field, and a pool of spring water. You don't have to worry about eating and drinking, and the living environment is also beautiful! Ladies and gentlemen, you can set up camp near our red team. Let’s take care of each other and help each other!”
Zhen Jian sneered, Huang Shulei took the opportunity to fool the six guests, trying to form allies to resist the predators together.
While cooking, Liu Tao said, "The environment in the woods is really good, but there are also many poisonous mosquitoes and poisonous snakes! I think Professor Huang has accumulated rich experience and knows how to protect himself."
Praising Huang Shulei on the surface is actually tantamount to warning the six guests—the jungle is dangerous!
Sure enough, Jin Xi looked worried and looked at Guo Degang: "Old Guo, you must seriously consider the matter of setting up camp. Safety is the first priority in everything, and there must be no accidents."
Guo Degang stared at the crocodile meat, swallowed, and said with a smile: "Don't think about it, I think our camp should be built between the blue team and the green team!"
When Zhen Jian heard this, he said, Lao Guo is the real smart person!
Once the six special guests are stationed between the blue team and the green team, they will be able to have a source of wealth from both sides and shelter from both sides!
Jin Xi thought for a while, and frowned slightly: "The seaside air is fresh and the environment is good, but it's inconvenient to get spring water..."
Guo Degang said: "Leave the fetching of water to Liu Xiang, he runs fast!"
Liu Xiang smiled and said, "No problem, I am willing to help."
Jin Xi turned her head and asked, "Tingting, Yunqian, Aqiang, what's your opinion?"
Taking advantage of the time when the six people were discussing, Zhen Jian quietly walked to the side of the barbecue grill.
He took out the "secret seasoning" in his pocket and prepared cat feces to put in the grilled scallops...
She said softly, "These fish and scallops are very fresh."
Lin Siling said: "Eat the mountains by relying on the mountains, and eat the sea by relying on the sea!"
Pan Xiaoting asked curiously: "Are there any delicious specialties on the mountain of the island?"
Zhen Jian stared at Pan Xiaoting intently: "There are poisonous snakes on the mountain, you can roast snake meat and stew snake soup."
Pan Xiaoting said pleasantly: "That's great, I like snake meat the most."
Zhen Jian took the opportunity to invite: "You come to the blue team as a guest, I will catch poisonous snakes for you, and I promise to make you eat enough."
Pan Xiaoting readily agreed: "Okay! I will definitely go!"
Director Hu ordered: "Zhen Jian, take out the gift from your team."
Zhen Jian snapped his fingers, and Liu Tao and Yi Ni immediately moved the stone pot together, and placed it carefully on the simple stove.
Zhou Yunqian hurriedly asked: "What's inside?"
Zhen Jian stretched out his hand to lift the rattan pot cover, and said happily: "Using the precious sea fish head and tail, with natural and pollution-free coconut meat, you can cook sweet and delicious food! This dish is prepared by our blue team for everyone. The guests carefully prepared it, and the name is - Dragon Head and Phoenix Tail!"
Director Hu couldn't help laughing: "Haha, the dragon head and the phoenix tail are interesting!"
Huang Shulei said mockingly: "This name is very bad! Why isn't it called Long Feifengwu?"
Without waiting for Zhen Jian to explain, Jin Xing said: "There are only fish heads and tails, but no fish body. How do you fly? How do you dance?"
"Hahaha..." Wang Lidan and Peng Yuyan laughed, and Zhao Liying also covered her mouth and smiled.
Zhen Jian looked down on Jin Xi: "The fish head is the essence of the whole fish, and the fish tail is the most robust part of the fish meat. It is very suitable to use them for this dish! As for the body of the fish, it has been chopped up." , Feed the kittens and monkeys."
Jin Xing sneered: "So you don't eat fish body meat! Excuse me, why are you still hanging it for preservation?"
After finishing speaking, Jin Xi pointed to the coconut tree in the camp, and the eight sea fish above were quite eye-catching as they swayed back and forth with the wind.
Zhen Jian teased: "I heard that Sister Jin is a smart and elegant man! No, no, no, let me correct you, it should be a smart and elegant woman!"
A look of displeasure flashed across Jin Xi's eyes, and he held back his anger.
Zhen Jian went on to say: "Unfortunately, I was very disappointed when I saw you today! Sister Jin's IQ is not high, and the questions she asked were all childish!"
Jin Xi's eyes widened: "Why are you so childish?"
Zhen Jian said: "I caught a few more fish, and the kittens and monkeys couldn't finish a meal, so I hung them on the tree for preservation. You don't understand such a simple common sense of life! Don't tell me, you never do housework?" , and never cook, don’t eat fireworks?”
Jin Xing was stunned speechless, he tried to laugh at Zhen Jian's stinginess, but was hurt instead.
Liu Tao was busy trying to smooth things over: "Sister Jin, Zhen Jian was just kidding with you, don't be angry."
Jin Xing chuckled: "Why would I be angry? Zhen Jian is very humorous and good at activating the atmosphere. Very good, very good!"
With a knife hidden in a smile, the city is extremely deep.
At this moment, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was extremely hot, and the netizens exploded.
"It's so cool! Zhen Jian has a more vicious tongue than Jin Xi! Well done!"
"Good job! I've long since disliked Jin Xi!"
"One Jin Xing and one Guo Degang, neither of them is a fuel-efficient lamp!"
"It's exciting now, I dare to boldly predict that there will be a bloodbath soon!"
Director Hu turned his head and asked Huang Shulei, "Where's the gift from your red team?"
Huang Shulei clapped his hands with a smile, Liu Yaner and Zhao Liying stepped forward two steps, showing the crocodile meat and green vegetables to the guests.
Pan Xiaoting hurriedly asked: "What kind of meat is this?"
Before Huang Shulei could answer, Liu Xiang said, "Crocodile meat!"
Zhen Jian praised loudly: "Good! You are worthy of being the world champion! You have seen a lot!"
Liu Xiang felt that this sentence was full of irony, but he couldn't find anything wrong with it.
Guo Degang said: "It is indeed crocodile meat! I never thought that on a lonely island, you can taste wild crocodile meat... No, are there crocodiles on the island?"
Lao Guo's complexion changed drastically, and he suddenly felt a sense of crisis.
Huang Shulei hurriedly explained: "The crocodile is not wild, nor is it on the island. It is the trophy of our red team in the previous maze competition!"
Guo Degang wiped off the sweat from his forehead: "Oh, then I can rest assured, then rest assured! As we all know, I am a wildlife protector, how can I eat wild crocodiles? Since it is not wild, cut a piece for me , Da Da Ya Ji! Remember, roasted spicy, sprinkle more chili powder!"
Suddenly, as if by magic, Jin Xi pulled out a folding fan from behind his waist, and he kept fanning to disperse the smoke in front of him.
The guy shook his head and said, "Grilled food is not good for your health. I don't eat barbecued meat. I only eat some small green vegetables. I boil them in spring water without any seasoning."
"Okay!" Zhao Liying agreed and obeyed.
Jin Xi put his hand on Huang Shulei's shoulder, and patted it approvingly: "Huang Shulei, you are still generous, like a pure man, even such precious crocodile meat is willing to serve guests."
Huang Shulei said triumphantly: "Our red team has two whole crocodile meats, a vegetable field, and a pool of spring water. You don't have to worry about eating and drinking, and the living environment is also beautiful! Ladies and gentlemen, you can set up camp near our red team. Let’s take care of each other and help each other!”
Zhen Jian sneered, Huang Shulei took the opportunity to fool the six guests, trying to form allies to resist the predators together.
While cooking, Liu Tao said, "The environment in the woods is really good, but there are also many poisonous mosquitoes and poisonous snakes! I think Professor Huang has accumulated rich experience and knows how to protect himself."
Praising Huang Shulei on the surface is actually tantamount to warning the six guests—the jungle is dangerous!
Sure enough, Jin Xi looked worried and looked at Guo Degang: "Old Guo, you must seriously consider the matter of setting up camp. Safety is the first priority in everything, and there must be no accidents."
Guo Degang stared at the crocodile meat, swallowed, and said with a smile: "Don't think about it, I think our camp should be built between the blue team and the green team!"
When Zhen Jian heard this, he said, Lao Guo is the real smart person!
Once the six special guests are stationed between the blue team and the green team, they will be able to have a source of wealth from both sides and shelter from both sides!
Jin Xi thought for a while, and frowned slightly: "The seaside air is fresh and the environment is good, but it's inconvenient to get spring water..."
Guo Degang said: "Leave the fetching of water to Liu Xiang, he runs fast!"
Liu Xiang smiled and said, "No problem, I am willing to help."
Jin Xi turned her head and asked, "Tingting, Yunqian, Aqiang, what's your opinion?"
Taking advantage of the time when the six people were discussing, Zhen Jian quietly walked to the side of the barbecue grill.
He took out the "secret seasoning" in his pocket and prepared cat feces to put in the grilled scallops...
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