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Chapter 450 Top Red Wine and Cat Poop

At this time, the guests tasted the 82-year-old Lafite while discussing how to set up camp.

Guo Degang insisted on his own opinion and chose between the blue team and the green team; Jin Xing suggested that it should be near the red team.

Both Pan Xiaoting and Liu Xiang agreed with Guo Degang's idea.

Holding the goblet, Jin Xi raised his orchid finger, took a sip of the red wine, and asked Zhou Yunqian, "What do you and A Qiang think?"

Zhou Yunqian looked at Zhen Jian, threw her beautiful long hair back, and smiled brightly: "I think it's safer to live on the beach. Not only does it have a wide view, the air is fresh, it's also convenient for catching fish and shrimp."

The mixed-race beauty speaks decently, and does not comment on the pros and cons of the red, blue and green teams, but only expresses her objective attitude.

Zhou Yunqiang said in a deep voice: "I agree with my sister's opinion. Let's follow Teacher Guo's suggestion and build our base camp in the area between the blue team and the green team."

Zhen Jian squatted next to the barbecue grill, cursing in his heart: Despicable and shameless scumbag, there are more female players on the beach, of course you are willing to be the f*ck, the first to get the moon!

Jin Xing shrugged his shoulders: "Well, the minority obeys the majority! Professor Huang, it's a pity that we can't be neighbors."

Disappointment flashed across Huang Shulei's eyes, and he said with a fake smile: "It's okay, it's not far away anyway, if you need anything, just come to me, I will help you solve it!"

Obviously, Huang Shulei took a fancy to the human resources of the special guest, so he showed his hospitality.

The six guests, both famous and background, can form a powerful deterrent to the predators. Zheng Zidan and Wu Jing had to be scruples and had to restrain themselves a bit.

Guo Degang has a sharp mouth, Jin Xi has a shrewd mind, and they are resourceful; Pan Xiaoting is beautiful and Zhou Yunqian is dazzling, they can display the charm of women; as for Liu Xiang and Zhou Yunqiang, they have the advantage of being strong!

Suddenly, Guo Degang rolled his eyes, leaned close to Pan Xiaoting's ear, muttered something in a low voice, and she nodded knowingly.

Immediately afterwards, Pan Xiaoting took a few steps forward and said to Zhen Jian: "Student Zhen Jian, you are very strong, can you help us build six stone houses?"

Fuck, it must be Guo Degang's clever tricks, encouraging Pan Xiaoting to be a female publicist, which made Zhen Jian embarrassed to refuse.

To be honest, Pan Xiaoting has a beautiful appearance and graceful curves, she is worthy of being the goddess in men's minds.

What's more, Zhen Jian is very fond of billiards, a sports game, and admires the goddess of billiards.

Therefore, Zhen Jian was unwilling to reject Pan Xiaoting, and wanted to leave a good impression on her.

However, Zhou Yunqiang, Jin Xing and Liu Xiang couldn't be taken advantage of.

Zhen Jian agreed: "Okay, since Sister Tingting has spoken, I will definitely help!"

He said with a smile while using his brain to find a suitable countermeasure.

In an instant, Guo Degang was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, his two small eyes narrowed into a slit.

Pan Xiaoting said gratefully: "Thank you, student Zhen Jian."

Zhen Jian said: "You are welcome! However, your house will be built a little slower, because we have used up the nearby stones, and we need to go through the woods and carry them to the bottom of the cliff."

Jin Xing hurriedly asked: "The cliff? How far is it from here?"

Zhen Jian said flickeringly: "At least 300 meters! With my own strength, the speed of transporting will definitely not be fast. You must assist me!"

Guo Degang said: "We should help! Liu Xiang and Zhou Yunqiang's strength is not small!"

Liu Xiang said wittily: "Don't worry, Ah Qiang and I have a duty to do it!"

Zhou Yunqiang frowned slightly, put on his sunglasses, and sipped the red wine leisurely in silence.

Zhen Jian continued: "Ladies first, I will build stone houses for Pan Xiaoting and Zhou Yunqian first."

Jin Xi was taken aback, and asked with an unhappy face, "Where's my house?"

Zhen Jian pretended to be enlightened, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, look at my bad memory, you are also a woman, and you need to be taken care of! Well, Sister Jin is ranked third! Then Lao Guo, Liu Xiang, Zhou Yunqiang, Do you have any opinions?"

Jin Xing snorted and rolled his eyes arrogantly: "I have no objection."

Guo Degang nodded again and again: "I have no objection, women first, it's only right and proper! How can you guys compete with women? It's embarrassing to say it!"

Liu Xiang raised his hand: "I have no objection, let's build a house for Pan Xiaoting and Zhou Yunqian first."

Zhou Yunqiang remained silent, his eyes were blocked by sunglasses, he didn't know which beautiful female star he was admiring.

Coincidentally, the scallops were already cooked, and Zhen Jian quietly hid the shells filled with cat feces in the palm of his hand...

Lin Siling asked softly: "Guests, who eats scallops?"

Guo Degang shook his head straight: "I don't eat, save my stomach and eat crocodile meat!"

With a glass of red wine in one hand and a folding fan in the other, Jin Xi put on a pose and said, "I'm waiting to eat the green vegetables."

Zhen Jian took the opportunity to fool around: "The scallops in this sea area are very delicious and very nutritious! Men who eat them will definitely nourish their kidneys, increase their energy, and improve their combat effectiveness!"

When Zhou Yunqian heard this, she patted Zhou Yunqiang on the shoulder: "Aqiang, you like seafood the most. Don't you try such a scallop?"

Zhou Yunqiang hurriedly took off his sunglasses, showing a handsome smile: "Okay! Give me two scallops!"

At the same time, Zhen Jian's movements were concealed, and he had already squeezed a bit of cat feces from the shell into the scallop.

Wang Bo was in charge of the barbecue and was sweating profusely. He didn't notice Zhen Jian's trick. He immediately sprinkled a few slices of green onion on the scallops, picked them up, and handed them to Zhou Yunqiang with a smile.

Pan Xiaoting said, "I'm also trying something new."

Before Wang Bo reached out, Zhen Jian picked up a scallop and brought it to Pan Xiaoting, taking a look at her career line.

I saw Zhou Yunqiang squinting at Liu Xinyao, he opened his mouth to eat the scallop meat, and chewed it quickly.

"It tastes...strange...poof..." Zhou Yunqiang spat out the scallop meat in a hurry and said with a grin, "This scallop is not fresh... it stinks..."

Wang Bo was taken aback for a moment: "Smelly? Impossible!"

"Bah bah..." Zhou Yunqiang kept spitting out the chewed scallops and rinsed his mouth with mineral water.

The top Lafite red wine in 1982, paired with the feces of the kitten, the taste is 100% sour!

Zhou Yunqiang's bushy eyebrows stood upright, and he scolded angrily: "Wang Bo, can you bake scallops? It's worse than shit!"

Wang Bo scratched his scalp with a displeased expression: "Aqiang, you can insult my IQ, but you can't insult my cooking skills!"

Zhou Yunqiang pointed at Wang Bo's nose, and said angrily, "Are you any good at cooking? Damn, you got me a stinky scallop! It's so disgusting that I want to vomit!"

Zhen Jian almost laughed out loud, and his heart blossomed with joy.

Haha, the wonderful show is finally staged!

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