I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

A long time ago, in a deep mountain, there lived an old man.He went up the mountain to collect herbs every day and lived a lonely life.

One day he saw a crane.

"Old man! Come with me!" Xianhe said.

Lin Donglai was the old man, and said, "I understand what should happen next!"

The old man rode on the back of the crane and flew into a cave.

The mountain god formed of stone said to the old man: "Once upon a time there were two fairies, one was a snake spirit and the other was a scorpion spirit! They were suppressed under the Leifeng Pagoda!"

"You can pull it down! Not all snake spirits are called Bai Suzhen, and not all snake spirits are suppressed under the Leifeng Pagoda! I'm here to find Calabash Baby, not to be Fahai!" Lin Dong said.

"But you are Fa Hai!" the mountain god said to him.

"There is a limit for you to make up and slander the classics. Fahai is a monk! I am a grandfather who collects herbs on the mountain. What you want to give me are colorful lotus flowers. I planted seven gourd babies. After going through hardships and defeating the snake essence Scorpion essence!" Lin Donglai said.

The mountain god blinked cutely and replied, "Isn't this a story?"

Lin Donglai slapped himself on the face: "Are you planning to bully me that I don't have a childhood! I don't study much, don't lie to me!"

"SO!"

"SO you are big! Why are you messing around with ancient myths and historical figures? You obviously don't have English, but you still want to speak English, and you speak it very badly, and you still have to say something from time to time! Worshiping foreigners! Are you enlightened! " Lin Donglai complained.

"What a mess!" said the mountain god, "It's such a happy decision!"

"Where is the joy! Hey! Hey!"

So the mountain god handed the gourd seeds from the colorful lotus to Lin Donglai!

Until now, Lin Donglai couldn't figure out why the colorful lotus gave birth to gourd seeds?

This is a big question.

"Mutual licking? Mutual licking! A vine! Come on! Seven babies! Drip, toot!" Lin Donglai sang cheerfully, and planted gourd seeds.

In an instant, the gourd seeds gradually grew larger, and then twined into vines, and one of the gourds would absorb water by itself.

"Vomit Chicken Sauce!"

"Abaji!"

"You seven... are you from the Seven Kingdoms? Don't make trouble!" Lin Donglai said, "You are the flowers of the motherland! The real flowers! You must speak Chinese! Read with me, you are so soft!"

"Grandpa, grandpa! Don't be funny! That's English!"

"Hehe! I was led into a ditch by you!" Lin Donglai said, "We will not follow the plot, Grandpa will give you unique names!"

"Okay!" the seven gourd babies said happily.

"Grandpa's name has its own characteristics! You must follow the following points, easy to remember, and rhyme when you speak it! The seven of your names are connected together, and they have extraordinary meanings! And they are domineering!" Lin Donglai said.

"Grandpa, Grandpa! Come up with a name!"

Lin Donglai took a deep breath, starting from the eldest child: "Your name is Duo, your name is Ruan, and your name is Mi! You are in a row, and Duo Ruanmi is whizzing!"

"Grandpa, Grandpa! What a nice name!"

"Hahahaha! Your grandfather, I have culture, heritage, connotation, and vitality! He is a new and old man!" Lin Donglai said with a smile.

On the other side of the mountain and the sea, there is a beautiful snake spirit.

The snake spirit has to do one thing every day!
"Ruyi Ruyi! Tell me! Who is the most handsome man in this world!" asked the snake spirit.

"It used to be King Xiezijing who was the most handsome! But now he is the most handsome!"

I saw that Ruyi conjured a mirror for her.

In the mirror is an old man!
The old man dressed like a literati, walked with elegant steps, put his left hand in front, his right hand behind his back, looked up at the sky with his head tilted at 45 degrees, and recited a poem: "Ocean, you are all water, and so are you, beauty! I am a confused Man, I lost my way in the forest. Girl, please stretch out your hand and lead me into the roads deep in the mountains and forests, in and out, I long for the sea!"

"Ah~"

The snake spirit blushed when she heard that: "He! He! He! He's so savage!"

"Queen, Queen! He's just a bad old man!" said Toad Elf next to him.

"Look at his silver hair!"

"I haven't washed for ten days!"

"Look at his naked upper body!"

"Thin as a bamboo pole!"

"Look at his smile!"

"Slutty and cheap!"

"Look at his unruly goatee!"

"Mess and forget to shave!"

"Look at his enchanting posture again!"

"Weak without the wind!"

"The verses he recited!"

"Seven-step roar!"

"Isn't this how dad feels!" The snake spirit smiled like a child, hesitating and looking forward to it.

"Queen Queen! You seem to be cuckolding the king!"

"Don't talk nonsense! It doesn't seem like it! They want to make your king's whole body green!" said the snake spirit, "I give you three days to catch that old man and come back! Without a hair, none of you will live!"

At this time, Xie Zijing woke up drunk: "Honey! What were you talking about just now?"

"I'm catching gourd babies!"

"Oh? Calabash baby! What's that?"

"It is said that the seven beads of sweat that Dayu worked so hard to control the floods! If we refine them, we will be able to live forever!" said the snake spirit.

Scorpion rubbed his chin and said, "Honey! Is it really okay for you to talk nonsense like this?"

"Stop talking nonsense!" said the snake spirit, "If I say it works, it will work!"

"It's my wife!"

The snake spirit said: "My lord! I want to eat ginseng from Changbai Mountain, can you go and dig it for me! When you come back, I can refine the gourd baby into an elixir!"

"Okay! But my wife! What if you cuckold me!" Scorpion said worriedly.

The snake spirit blushed, pointed at the scorpion spirit, and cursed: "You shameless stinky man! It's as if I won't give you a cuckold if you're here!"

"That makes sense! Then I'll go and come back early!" Scorpion said, "Honey! I love you! I will definitely give you happiness!"

"Let's go!" The snake spirit succeeded in his tricks, secretly delighted, "Hahahahaha! My old man Oppa!"

Toad Jing asked: "Queen, Queen! Describe your current mood in one sentence!"

"Swing!" The snake spirit laughed wickedly.

"Accurate enough!"

"Huh? Why are you back?" the snake spirit asked.

"That's right!" Toad Spirit said, "You won't believe me when I explain it to you, Queen, but you have to come back again!"

"Say!" said the snake spirit.

"The old man has seven grandchildren! Every grandson wears a gourd in seven colors! He also has a very awesome name. What's even more amazing is that these seven names are still catchy when combined. Yes!" said the toad spirit.

The snake spirit said: "As expected of a man I value! He is charming, and naming his children is like art! What are the names of his seven grandchildren?"

"The nickname is Ah Da Ah Er Ah San Ah Si Ah Wu Ah Liu Ah Qi!" Toad Jing said, "The nickname is Duo Ruan Mi Fa Zha La Hee!"

"That's one less! I want to give him a Jiangduo! Another four-two beat, two-one beat!" The snake spirit said with a smile: "As handsome as he is, in other stories, he is usually the protagonist. oh!"

"What a mess! Queen, if you want to have sex with someone, just say it! Why do you have to deal with these things we don't understand! Isn't it just dating! You are so literary! Pull it down!"

Toad Jing complained.

The snake spirit said: "Believe it or not! If you complain again, I'll serve you as an appetizer for him!"