I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature
Chapter 099 Once upon a time there was a mountain
"Snake spirit, come out to the old man!" Lin Donglai shouted in front of the formation.
Toad Jing ran out and said, "Hey! You old bastard, if we arrest you, if you don't come, you will come to your door yourself!"
"Hmph! Anyone who watched domestic animation when I was a child knows it!" Lin Donglai said, "If I was caught by you in advance, then my children would come to die one by one! So I hid in the place where the atomic bomb could not blow up. I will settle accounts with you after the seven children have broken out of their shells! According to the development of this plot, I can only say that I don’t even know how to lose!”
"Grandpa! I'll go first!" The boss stepped forward and said.
At this time, the snake spirit came out after hearing the news: "Darling! Why did you deliver it to your door yourself!"
"Don't bark! Call me good brother!" Lin Donglai said.
"Good Darling!" The snake spirit looked at Lin Donglai like a nympho.
Lin Donglai asked, "Where's the scorpion spirit? Does he know you're such a slut?"
"He's gone to Changbai Mountain! When I catch you, and when he comes back, he can be happy to be a father!" The snake spirit said with a smile.
"Good idea! But first you have to ask the children around me if they agree or not!" Lin Donglai said, "Let me do it!"
The boss said: "I am the boss! Special skills become bigger!"
The snake spirit said: "I'm so scared! How can you become bigger!"
"Everywhere can become bigger!" said the boss, "Are you afraid!"
"Scared!" Said the snake spirit, "I don't think it can grow anywhere, so it's useful to keep it! Hahahahaha!"
"I'm Ah Er!" Ah Er stood up and said.
"What are you capable of!" the snake spirit asked.
"I can see the girl washing clothes by the river from a thousand miles away, and I can hear the shy whispers of the girl's house thousands of miles away at night! Yamei, Yamei's father! A library or something like that!"
"Wouldn't that even save the little yellow book!" Toad Jing said enviously, "Wai Ayou Sou Diao!"
"Because the genes are good! Grandpa has three treasures, grandpa hangs himself! Hangs himself! My brother hangs! There are five more for those who are as good as me!"
The third child took a thousand steps forward and said, "My whole body is made of steel!"
"So it's hard everywhere?" The snake spirit said in a trembling voice, and thoughts began to flow in his mind.
"Auntie, don't be dirty!" said the third child.
The fourth and fifth child said: "I can spray water! I can breathe fire! We are together, and we can perform the big move that grandpa taught us!"
The snake spirit asked with some fear: "What big move?"
"Boil the water on the spot!"
"Hehe!" The snake spirit has all the embarrassment.
Lao Qi took a thousand steps: "My name is Ah Qi!"
"Wait a minute! Where's the sixth child?" The snake spirit asked.
"You mean my brother? He's invisible, so you can't see him! I'm probably measuring your body now!" Lao Qi said, "I have a move, the one my grandpa taught me! It's very powerful!"
"What is it?" the snake spirit asked.
"I'll call your name, you agree to do it!" Lao Qi said.
"Okay!" The snake spirit nodded.
"Snake spirit!"
"Auntie is here!"
"Whoosh!"
Lao Qi wiped off his sweat, and said to Lin Dong, "Grandpa! You have subdued the snake spirit! It's as you said, it's easy!"
"Of course!" Lin Donglai said proudly, "Hahahahaha! Fairy tales are all deceptive, I can't be your Darling!"
Toad Jing said: "It's time to rest! Her Majesty Queen's IQ has become zero because of love!"
"Grandpa! What shall we do now?" said the eldest.
"Build a beautiful homeland!" Lin Donglai said, "then we will live a happy life!"
"Ruyi Ruyi, according to my wish, quickly appear, let me out!" At this time, the snake spirit appeared from the gourd.
"Ah! The plot is wrong for Mao!" Lin Donglai said in a daze.
"Darling! I was thinking about you, but you actually wanted to kill me! You broke my heart!"
Lin Donglai asked: "Do you want to fuck?"
"I want you!"
"But I don't want you!" Lin Donglai said, "I warn you! Don't mess around, I'm very powerful!"
"You deal with me! Please deal with others roughly!"
"boom!"
Lin Donglai punched the snake spirit on the neck, knocking her out.
"Hey! I've never heard of such a heavy-tasting request!" Lin Donglai grabbed Ruyi and said, "It's a pity that this thing can't be taken out! Otherwise, it will be so exciting! Let's smash it!"
He smashed Ruyi, and broke the sword on the snake spirit's head by the third child.
After everything is settled, the intrusion should be over!
Lin Donglai still needs to figure out who is responsible for the book review this time.
The system prompts: "The random entry is over!"
Lin Donglai returned to the computer in an instant, and found that the previous post that provoked the war had disappeared.
This may also be an advantage!If the chaos is solved, the content of the war will disappear.
Looking at the time, it was already five o'clock in the morning.
"Bang bang bang!"
Just then, someone knocked on the door.
Lin Donglai stretched wearily, and walked over to open the door.
After opening the door, she found it was Liu Qinming. She asked worriedly, "Is the matter resolved?"
"Yeah!" Lin Donglai said wearily, "It's just over."
"That's good!" After Liu Qinming finished speaking, she fell into Lin Donglai's arms, as if she had passed out.
At this time, Huang Yani's cell phone rang: "Brother Donglai, my sister ran back alone, she was very worried about you! But I was more worried about her! We studied the formula together, and we slept for four hours in two days of excitement. Originally, we planned to make up I slept, but my sister ran back overnight while I was asleep."
"She is sleeping now, I'm fine!" Lin Donglai said, "Come back after resting, my matter is settled!"
"Well! Take care of my sister! Goodbye!"
"Bye-Bye!"
Regardless of fatigue, Liu Qinming rushed back overnight, Lin Donglai was very moved.
He also dealt with the chaos all night, and he is also very tired now.
He let Liu Qinming lie on the bed, while he lay on the floor, the two of them rested first.
After recovering, Lin Donglai told Liu Qinming what happened.She is smart and can't hide it.
Even Lin Donglai couldn't predict the future, if he knew that things were so simple, he would definitely have messed up.But considering that it might be dangerous to enter indiscriminately, so I wanted to ask Liu Qinming and the others for help.
The two of them slept until night before Liu Qinming woke up.
"You're awake!" Lin Donglai said apologetically.
Liu Qinming said complainingly: "When something happened to you, you didn't tell us. You were with Feng Lu the day before yesterday, and you only thought of me when you were in trouble!"
"That's how it happened!" Lin Donglai told Liu Qinming everything about the dangers he encountered, as well as the things about Leng Qingfang.
As we talked, it was already midnight.
They just remembered that they didn't eat anything, so Liu Qinming went to make instant noodles.
Lin Donglai was as quiet as a child, waiting for her criticism.
"In the future, I will go in for you! Luckily, it's Calabash Baby this time, and Overwatch elementary school students! If you encounter Gundam or something, I'll see what you will do!" Liu Qinming said.
"Aren't you angry?" Lin Donglai asked.
Liu Qinming sat next to him, handed him the instant noodles, and said, "I'm angry! I'm so angry! Do you know that when I rushed back, I almost got into a car accident because of fatigue driving! But I'm more worried about you!"
"Daughter-in-law! I won't dare anymore!" Lin Donglai said warmly in his heart, "You can punish me any way you want! Choose one from keyboard, washboard, or durian!"
"Feed me noodles!" Liu Qinming lowered her head and said shyly.
Lin Donglai understood, and raised her chin with a smile: "Open your mouth!"
Liu Qinming blushed and opened her mouth slightly.
Toad Jing ran out and said, "Hey! You old bastard, if we arrest you, if you don't come, you will come to your door yourself!"
"Hmph! Anyone who watched domestic animation when I was a child knows it!" Lin Donglai said, "If I was caught by you in advance, then my children would come to die one by one! So I hid in the place where the atomic bomb could not blow up. I will settle accounts with you after the seven children have broken out of their shells! According to the development of this plot, I can only say that I don’t even know how to lose!”
"Grandpa! I'll go first!" The boss stepped forward and said.
At this time, the snake spirit came out after hearing the news: "Darling! Why did you deliver it to your door yourself!"
"Don't bark! Call me good brother!" Lin Donglai said.
"Good Darling!" The snake spirit looked at Lin Donglai like a nympho.
Lin Donglai asked, "Where's the scorpion spirit? Does he know you're such a slut?"
"He's gone to Changbai Mountain! When I catch you, and when he comes back, he can be happy to be a father!" The snake spirit said with a smile.
"Good idea! But first you have to ask the children around me if they agree or not!" Lin Donglai said, "Let me do it!"
The boss said: "I am the boss! Special skills become bigger!"
The snake spirit said: "I'm so scared! How can you become bigger!"
"Everywhere can become bigger!" said the boss, "Are you afraid!"
"Scared!" Said the snake spirit, "I don't think it can grow anywhere, so it's useful to keep it! Hahahahaha!"
"I'm Ah Er!" Ah Er stood up and said.
"What are you capable of!" the snake spirit asked.
"I can see the girl washing clothes by the river from a thousand miles away, and I can hear the shy whispers of the girl's house thousands of miles away at night! Yamei, Yamei's father! A library or something like that!"
"Wouldn't that even save the little yellow book!" Toad Jing said enviously, "Wai Ayou Sou Diao!"
"Because the genes are good! Grandpa has three treasures, grandpa hangs himself! Hangs himself! My brother hangs! There are five more for those who are as good as me!"
The third child took a thousand steps forward and said, "My whole body is made of steel!"
"So it's hard everywhere?" The snake spirit said in a trembling voice, and thoughts began to flow in his mind.
"Auntie, don't be dirty!" said the third child.
The fourth and fifth child said: "I can spray water! I can breathe fire! We are together, and we can perform the big move that grandpa taught us!"
The snake spirit asked with some fear: "What big move?"
"Boil the water on the spot!"
"Hehe!" The snake spirit has all the embarrassment.
Lao Qi took a thousand steps: "My name is Ah Qi!"
"Wait a minute! Where's the sixth child?" The snake spirit asked.
"You mean my brother? He's invisible, so you can't see him! I'm probably measuring your body now!" Lao Qi said, "I have a move, the one my grandpa taught me! It's very powerful!"
"What is it?" the snake spirit asked.
"I'll call your name, you agree to do it!" Lao Qi said.
"Okay!" The snake spirit nodded.
"Snake spirit!"
"Auntie is here!"
"Whoosh!"
Lao Qi wiped off his sweat, and said to Lin Dong, "Grandpa! You have subdued the snake spirit! It's as you said, it's easy!"
"Of course!" Lin Donglai said proudly, "Hahahahaha! Fairy tales are all deceptive, I can't be your Darling!"
Toad Jing said: "It's time to rest! Her Majesty Queen's IQ has become zero because of love!"
"Grandpa! What shall we do now?" said the eldest.
"Build a beautiful homeland!" Lin Donglai said, "then we will live a happy life!"
"Ruyi Ruyi, according to my wish, quickly appear, let me out!" At this time, the snake spirit appeared from the gourd.
"Ah! The plot is wrong for Mao!" Lin Donglai said in a daze.
"Darling! I was thinking about you, but you actually wanted to kill me! You broke my heart!"
Lin Donglai asked: "Do you want to fuck?"
"I want you!"
"But I don't want you!" Lin Donglai said, "I warn you! Don't mess around, I'm very powerful!"
"You deal with me! Please deal with others roughly!"
"boom!"
Lin Donglai punched the snake spirit on the neck, knocking her out.
"Hey! I've never heard of such a heavy-tasting request!" Lin Donglai grabbed Ruyi and said, "It's a pity that this thing can't be taken out! Otherwise, it will be so exciting! Let's smash it!"
He smashed Ruyi, and broke the sword on the snake spirit's head by the third child.
After everything is settled, the intrusion should be over!
Lin Donglai still needs to figure out who is responsible for the book review this time.
The system prompts: "The random entry is over!"
Lin Donglai returned to the computer in an instant, and found that the previous post that provoked the war had disappeared.
This may also be an advantage!If the chaos is solved, the content of the war will disappear.
Looking at the time, it was already five o'clock in the morning.
"Bang bang bang!"
Just then, someone knocked on the door.
Lin Donglai stretched wearily, and walked over to open the door.
After opening the door, she found it was Liu Qinming. She asked worriedly, "Is the matter resolved?"
"Yeah!" Lin Donglai said wearily, "It's just over."
"That's good!" After Liu Qinming finished speaking, she fell into Lin Donglai's arms, as if she had passed out.
At this time, Huang Yani's cell phone rang: "Brother Donglai, my sister ran back alone, she was very worried about you! But I was more worried about her! We studied the formula together, and we slept for four hours in two days of excitement. Originally, we planned to make up I slept, but my sister ran back overnight while I was asleep."
"She is sleeping now, I'm fine!" Lin Donglai said, "Come back after resting, my matter is settled!"
"Well! Take care of my sister! Goodbye!"
"Bye-Bye!"
Regardless of fatigue, Liu Qinming rushed back overnight, Lin Donglai was very moved.
He also dealt with the chaos all night, and he is also very tired now.
He let Liu Qinming lie on the bed, while he lay on the floor, the two of them rested first.
After recovering, Lin Donglai told Liu Qinming what happened.She is smart and can't hide it.
Even Lin Donglai couldn't predict the future, if he knew that things were so simple, he would definitely have messed up.But considering that it might be dangerous to enter indiscriminately, so I wanted to ask Liu Qinming and the others for help.
The two of them slept until night before Liu Qinming woke up.
"You're awake!" Lin Donglai said apologetically.
Liu Qinming said complainingly: "When something happened to you, you didn't tell us. You were with Feng Lu the day before yesterday, and you only thought of me when you were in trouble!"
"That's how it happened!" Lin Donglai told Liu Qinming everything about the dangers he encountered, as well as the things about Leng Qingfang.
As we talked, it was already midnight.
They just remembered that they didn't eat anything, so Liu Qinming went to make instant noodles.
Lin Donglai was as quiet as a child, waiting for her criticism.
"In the future, I will go in for you! Luckily, it's Calabash Baby this time, and Overwatch elementary school students! If you encounter Gundam or something, I'll see what you will do!" Liu Qinming said.
"Aren't you angry?" Lin Donglai asked.
Liu Qinming sat next to him, handed him the instant noodles, and said, "I'm angry! I'm so angry! Do you know that when I rushed back, I almost got into a car accident because of fatigue driving! But I'm more worried about you!"
"Daughter-in-law! I won't dare anymore!" Lin Donglai said warmly in his heart, "You can punish me any way you want! Choose one from keyboard, washboard, or durian!"
"Feed me noodles!" Liu Qinming lowered her head and said shyly.
Lin Donglai understood, and raised her chin with a smile: "Open your mouth!"
Liu Qinming blushed and opened her mouth slightly.
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