I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature
Chapter 107 Give me a reason not to kill you
By the way, what is the next task?
Lin Donglai couldn't figure it out, he didn't write about the process, and he didn't write about how to complete the task.Liu Qinming said that the rewards obtained in this way will be very rich.
But at the same time, it also made him wander around like a headless chicken.
And he is such a conspicuous target, has no one noticed it?
"Listen to the driver inside! Hurry up and catch him! Don't make unnecessary resistance!" At this time, a large number of special police officers in black came outside.
Lin Donglai smiled wryly at his own brain-damaged setting, and it was so red-hot when he first came up.
He opened the hatch and surrendered: "Sir, don't shoot, I surrender!"
"Earth Federation!" The special police officers all looked nervous, "Tell me your origin, military rank, and purpose!"
"My name is Lin Donglai! I belong to the 333 million regiment of the Earth Federation, a member of the mecha company, number [-]!" Lin Donglai said, "I have no purpose in coming here, but just now when I was sailing, I became addicted to cigarettes. Smoked a cigarette, blocked the line of sight, deviated from the voyage and was forced to land on your planet!"
The SWAT captain said with embarrassment: "Is it really okay for the Earth Federation to send you such a tease? I didn't even think about the reason! I said I was going to sell potatoes, and suddenly I was thirsty and wanted to pass by your colony Mars to buy a popsicle. If you were the Mars colony special police, would you believe me or not?"
"Believe it! Why don't you believe it?" Lin Donglai asked.
"Come on! Hand him over to the Security Bureau! Let them deal with it!" After the SWAT captain finished speaking, all the SWAT officers raised their guns.
Lin Donglai couldn't laugh or cry, what is this?
He was arrested without any resistance, and he had to enter the security bureau.
If he hadn't been able to go out of the novel world at will, he would really be worried.
The special police arrested Lin Donglai and escorted him to the Security Bureau.
"Well! It's here!" The special police officers said.
Lin Donglai was depressed, and asked: "Your home security bureau is near here!"
"Ask knowingly!" said the SWAT captain.
"It's reasonable, hey! If I was really a spy or something, would I blatantly drive an old mech and land near your security bureau?" Lin Donglai asked.
The special police said: "This is the genius of your Earth Federation! Knowing that you can't do it, isn't this a famous saying of your Earth Federation!"
"Okay! You are awesome! You are amazing! You are right!" Lin Donglai couldn't refute.
It is said that just after entering the Security Bureau, I heard a burst of familiar BGM!
"In your age, you also watch Tokyo hot!" Lin Donglai unconsciously twitched when he heard this BGM.
"This is the national anthem of our emperor Arisgu, do you have any comments?" A beautiful woman from the Security Bureau came out from the inside.
Lin Donglai saw her and said righteously: "I respect your country's culture!"
"Go!" She pushed Lin Donglai into the interrogation room.
In the interrogation room, it was the same BGM, and there were two other beauties in uniforms, ready to interrogate Lin Donglai.
"Change to another song! This makes it difficult for me to get into the film! I thought I was filming an unsuitable interrogation room AVI! It's still a four-person series!" Lin Donglai said dumbfounded.
"Change!"
"...One Dao!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "I must have been thinking about these things when I set it up. From now on, tell me to bring a man who breaks in!"
"What nonsense are you talking about!" the interrogating girl said seriously, "Tie him up!"
Lin Donglai saw the girls tied up according to the method in the movie.
"Change it! This reminds me of a game that starts with S and ends with the abbreviation M!" Lin Donglai said, "You can ask! I resisted, and I can't play one against three. Don't you think so! I won't run away !"
The girl said seriously: "At present, you are the first dangerous person since the ancient Aris Empire became independent! We must take it seriously!"
"Understood!" Lin Donglai became serious, "What do you want to know?"
"See what you want to tell us!" the girl said seriously.
Lin Donglai said: "My name is Lin Donglai. I am 24 this year. I am ugly, so I am not married. I belong to the Earth Federation Army, 330 million regiments! I am a member of the mecha company. Xinggui State Security Bureau, speak as soon as you ask me to speak, I know everything!"
"Be serious! You think you're rapping!" the girl shouted.
Lin Donglai said: "I'm sorry, girl! I can't help but move to this BGM of yours! I applaud with all my heart!"
"Hey! He's so funny, he doesn't look like a master master master master master master master sent by the Earth Federation!" asked the girl beside him.
"What do you know! The Earth Federation has a characteristic! A clever one hides in secret, and a fool is blatant! And because this person is a fool, he will die if he dies! What if he is so stupid that we all believe that he is a man who strayed into our empire? Xiaobing, he can still complete the task for the smart one!" The girl officer analyzed, "I don't believe what you said is true! Ask our spies to find out where he came from!"
"Stop it!" Lin Donglai said, "Didn't you tell me blatantly that you have spies in our federation, and I know about it. Even if I am innocent in the end, you will because I know you have spies, And kill me to silence! Then I am dead anyway! But these are not important, the key is that I, Lin Donglai, am upright. Only die on the battlefield, not being wronged like this!"
The girl officer blinked and asked, "Who says he is stupid? He has clear thinking, reasonable arguments, no blushing, no beating heart, no panting! A good seed for a spy!"
"What do you want?" Lin Donglai asked.
"That's it! If you're not a spy, that's fine. You know we have spies, and you will definitely die! You need to give me a reason why we won't kill you!" said the officer's sister.
"I love you!" Lin Donglai said.
The girl officer slapped him and said, "Presumptuous!"
"I love you!"
"presumptuous!"
"Hey crazy you!"
"Okay, you won!" The officer's sister was conquered just like that.
"Wow! The love in the interrogation room is love at first sight!" The other two girls around said enviously.
Just when Lin Donglai felt that his flirting skills were maxed out, the familiar BGM came up again.
"Can we have sex next?" Lin Donglai said dumbfounded.
"Slap your head!" said the officer's sister, "Your information has been sent! If we find out that you are lying, you will die!"
Lin Donglai blinked and said, "I'm telling the truth!"
When the officer's sister saw Lin Donglai's message, she almost fainted.
It said that the specialty was to drive the mecha to peel potatoes, and because of this specialty, he was appointed as a member of the industrial planet mecha seeding team.On the way to the industrial planet, he violated military discipline and smoked, which caused him to deviate from the course!
Currently disconnected!
There is also a video of Lin Donglai driving the mech and peeling five potatoes at the same time.
The officer's sister cried: "Are you just driving a mecha to farm? Non-combatants?"
"If a potato-peeling knife counts as a weapon! I'm barely capable of fighting, people say! Potatoes fight five dregs! Diu Mu Diu?" Lin Donglai said.
"Come on! Send this federal farmer who knows our internal secrets to work! He can peel potatoes, so let him grow watermelons!" said the officer's sister.
"Hey! Peeling potatoes has something to do with growing watermelons!" Lin Donglai protested.
Lin Donglai couldn't figure it out, he didn't write about the process, and he didn't write about how to complete the task.Liu Qinming said that the rewards obtained in this way will be very rich.
But at the same time, it also made him wander around like a headless chicken.
And he is such a conspicuous target, has no one noticed it?
"Listen to the driver inside! Hurry up and catch him! Don't make unnecessary resistance!" At this time, a large number of special police officers in black came outside.
Lin Donglai smiled wryly at his own brain-damaged setting, and it was so red-hot when he first came up.
He opened the hatch and surrendered: "Sir, don't shoot, I surrender!"
"Earth Federation!" The special police officers all looked nervous, "Tell me your origin, military rank, and purpose!"
"My name is Lin Donglai! I belong to the 333 million regiment of the Earth Federation, a member of the mecha company, number [-]!" Lin Donglai said, "I have no purpose in coming here, but just now when I was sailing, I became addicted to cigarettes. Smoked a cigarette, blocked the line of sight, deviated from the voyage and was forced to land on your planet!"
The SWAT captain said with embarrassment: "Is it really okay for the Earth Federation to send you such a tease? I didn't even think about the reason! I said I was going to sell potatoes, and suddenly I was thirsty and wanted to pass by your colony Mars to buy a popsicle. If you were the Mars colony special police, would you believe me or not?"
"Believe it! Why don't you believe it?" Lin Donglai asked.
"Come on! Hand him over to the Security Bureau! Let them deal with it!" After the SWAT captain finished speaking, all the SWAT officers raised their guns.
Lin Donglai couldn't laugh or cry, what is this?
He was arrested without any resistance, and he had to enter the security bureau.
If he hadn't been able to go out of the novel world at will, he would really be worried.
The special police arrested Lin Donglai and escorted him to the Security Bureau.
"Well! It's here!" The special police officers said.
Lin Donglai was depressed, and asked: "Your home security bureau is near here!"
"Ask knowingly!" said the SWAT captain.
"It's reasonable, hey! If I was really a spy or something, would I blatantly drive an old mech and land near your security bureau?" Lin Donglai asked.
The special police said: "This is the genius of your Earth Federation! Knowing that you can't do it, isn't this a famous saying of your Earth Federation!"
"Okay! You are awesome! You are amazing! You are right!" Lin Donglai couldn't refute.
It is said that just after entering the Security Bureau, I heard a burst of familiar BGM!
"In your age, you also watch Tokyo hot!" Lin Donglai unconsciously twitched when he heard this BGM.
"This is the national anthem of our emperor Arisgu, do you have any comments?" A beautiful woman from the Security Bureau came out from the inside.
Lin Donglai saw her and said righteously: "I respect your country's culture!"
"Go!" She pushed Lin Donglai into the interrogation room.
In the interrogation room, it was the same BGM, and there were two other beauties in uniforms, ready to interrogate Lin Donglai.
"Change to another song! This makes it difficult for me to get into the film! I thought I was filming an unsuitable interrogation room AVI! It's still a four-person series!" Lin Donglai said dumbfounded.
"Change!"
"...One Dao!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "I must have been thinking about these things when I set it up. From now on, tell me to bring a man who breaks in!"
"What nonsense are you talking about!" the interrogating girl said seriously, "Tie him up!"
Lin Donglai saw the girls tied up according to the method in the movie.
"Change it! This reminds me of a game that starts with S and ends with the abbreviation M!" Lin Donglai said, "You can ask! I resisted, and I can't play one against three. Don't you think so! I won't run away !"
The girl said seriously: "At present, you are the first dangerous person since the ancient Aris Empire became independent! We must take it seriously!"
"Understood!" Lin Donglai became serious, "What do you want to know?"
"See what you want to tell us!" the girl said seriously.
Lin Donglai said: "My name is Lin Donglai. I am 24 this year. I am ugly, so I am not married. I belong to the Earth Federation Army, 330 million regiments! I am a member of the mecha company. Xinggui State Security Bureau, speak as soon as you ask me to speak, I know everything!"
"Be serious! You think you're rapping!" the girl shouted.
Lin Donglai said: "I'm sorry, girl! I can't help but move to this BGM of yours! I applaud with all my heart!"
"Hey! He's so funny, he doesn't look like a master master master master master master master sent by the Earth Federation!" asked the girl beside him.
"What do you know! The Earth Federation has a characteristic! A clever one hides in secret, and a fool is blatant! And because this person is a fool, he will die if he dies! What if he is so stupid that we all believe that he is a man who strayed into our empire? Xiaobing, he can still complete the task for the smart one!" The girl officer analyzed, "I don't believe what you said is true! Ask our spies to find out where he came from!"
"Stop it!" Lin Donglai said, "Didn't you tell me blatantly that you have spies in our federation, and I know about it. Even if I am innocent in the end, you will because I know you have spies, And kill me to silence! Then I am dead anyway! But these are not important, the key is that I, Lin Donglai, am upright. Only die on the battlefield, not being wronged like this!"
The girl officer blinked and asked, "Who says he is stupid? He has clear thinking, reasonable arguments, no blushing, no beating heart, no panting! A good seed for a spy!"
"What do you want?" Lin Donglai asked.
"That's it! If you're not a spy, that's fine. You know we have spies, and you will definitely die! You need to give me a reason why we won't kill you!" said the officer's sister.
"I love you!" Lin Donglai said.
The girl officer slapped him and said, "Presumptuous!"
"I love you!"
"presumptuous!"
"Hey crazy you!"
"Okay, you won!" The officer's sister was conquered just like that.
"Wow! The love in the interrogation room is love at first sight!" The other two girls around said enviously.
Just when Lin Donglai felt that his flirting skills were maxed out, the familiar BGM came up again.
"Can we have sex next?" Lin Donglai said dumbfounded.
"Slap your head!" said the officer's sister, "Your information has been sent! If we find out that you are lying, you will die!"
Lin Donglai blinked and said, "I'm telling the truth!"
When the officer's sister saw Lin Donglai's message, she almost fainted.
It said that the specialty was to drive the mecha to peel potatoes, and because of this specialty, he was appointed as a member of the industrial planet mecha seeding team.On the way to the industrial planet, he violated military discipline and smoked, which caused him to deviate from the course!
Currently disconnected!
There is also a video of Lin Donglai driving the mech and peeling five potatoes at the same time.
The officer's sister cried: "Are you just driving a mecha to farm? Non-combatants?"
"If a potato-peeling knife counts as a weapon! I'm barely capable of fighting, people say! Potatoes fight five dregs! Diu Mu Diu?" Lin Donglai said.
"Come on! Send this federal farmer who knows our internal secrets to work! He can peel potatoes, so let him grow watermelons!" said the officer's sister.
"Hey! Peeling potatoes has something to do with growing watermelons!" Lin Donglai protested.
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