I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

So Lin Donglai was forcibly dragged to the agricultural area and imprisoned. Apart from eating and sleeping, he was farming every day.

Sure enough, he made it into a long story!
But it's nothing, when it's really time to sleep, he can come out of the novel world first.

During the long night, he had no desire to sleep.

Fortunately, after it was determined that Lin Donglai had no fighting ability, he was not strictly monitored.He can wander around in his vegetable garden promenade.

At this time, a man who seemed to be in charge of the yard walked up to Lin Donglai, approached him and said, "I have a box of luncheon meat!"

Lin Donglai replied: "Brother uses the armor to peel potatoes!"

"It's $[-]!"

"Thirty-six left over to pick up girls!"

"The code is correct!" The man in charge nodded, "I'm code-named luncheon meat!"

"I'm code-named Tudou!" Lin Donglai shook hands with him cordially, "Brother, we have successfully penetrated into the enemy's interior."

"Yes! Darling!"

"...Can you speak well!" Lin Donglai said, "Why, in my novels, people who speak local dialect everywhere, or BGM burst blood vessels, bringing back memories slowly! And it's you who call people casually Darling!"

"Why can't I understand what you said!" Luncheon meat asked.

Lin Donglai said depressedly: "Tell me about the task! What does the organization need me to do?"

"No need to do anything!" Luncheon Meat said righteously.

"..." Lin Donglai covered his face, "Then why did you risk my life to come here?"

"You are the one who attracts the enemy's attention! The more they pay attention to you, the less they will guard against me! Everything is for the Earth Federation!" Luncheon Meat said impassionedly.

"Hey!"

"You don't need to persuade me! People like me have already put life and death aside!"

"Hey!"

"Really brother! I know you don't want me to die, but this is my mission! One day, our Earth Federation will win. Please come to my grave and talk to me, heroes are lonely!"

"Hey!"

"What on earth do you want! I finally found my emotions!" He said impatiently.

Lin Donglai pointed to the interrogator's sister who suddenly appeared behind Luncheon Meat like a ghost.

"She heard what you just said!" Lin Donglai said.

"Hahaha! I just want to act as his connector, and then figure out the purpose of his trip. You know, I want to be in the top position!" Luncheon meat said awkwardly to the interrogator girl, "Do you believe it?"

The interrogator's girl looked at him cutely and smiled like a virgin: "All I know is that you both died!"

"Don't be afraid of teammates who are like pigs! Be afraid of helpers who even pigs look down on!" Lin Donglai said, "It's still the same old line, I think I can explain it! And you have to give me time to explain clearly, because this relationship to my life!"

"Speak!" said the interrogator girl.

"I'm the stupid one!" Lin Donglai said, "And you heard it just now, my role is to do nothing!"

"I heard it! But you are a spy!" said the interrogator girl.

"You think! You took me away, but you can't ask why. Why don't you use this time to let me plant one or two watermelons. After they are ripe, we cut the watermelons and eat them while you ask. I plan to put My story is divided into three chapters, fifteen paragraphs, and 37 sections, and I will tell you!" Lin Donglai said.

The interrogator girl said: "Seeing how funny you are, I believe it!"

"You traitor!" Luncheon Meat cried, "I can also divide my affairs into three chapters and fifteen paragraphs, and I will tell you in section 37! Sister! Don't!"

This is the smart spy?

It is said that the task is in his hands, and Lin Donglai is here to attract attention, what's wrong with this?
If you can't complete the task, there will be no reward!
At this moment, there was movement in the watermelon field.

"Come out! Who the hell! I'm amazing! Don't mess with me!" Lin Donglai shouted.

I saw a cute girl emerge from the watermelon field, she looks even smaller than Huang Yani!

"I just want to eat some watermelon brother!" The little sister twitched, "Don't hit me!"

"Seeing that you are so cute, my brother will let you go! But capital crimes can be forgiven, but living crimes cannot be forgiven!" Lin Donglai said with his hands on his hips.

He secretly exclaimed in his heart, probably easy to deceive.

The cute girl said, "How does brother want to punish me?"

"Come here and let me take advantage of you! I'm happy, so I'll let you go!" Lin Donglai said shamelessly.

"No!" said the cute girl, "I will have a baby!"

"I'm going! Isn't your place a super-tech empire civilization! Your thinking is so ancient, or your family education is too strict!" Lin Donglai rolled up his sleeves, "Come on! Let my brother educate you about how to be able to conceive a baby!"

"Brother, you are so dirty! Are you really okay?"

"What a mess! Brother, I am a serious and good person, but I just want to play a hooligan!"

The cute girl had tears in her eyes, she was about to cry and said, "I just want to eat some watermelon. I have never eaten watermelon since I grew up! You will! You will treat me..."

"So pitiful!" Lin Donglai beckoned, "All right, all right! Come over and eat watermelon, I tell you, if you hug you and you'll be pregnant, then whoever touched you will be fine? Use your brain!"

"Really?" the cute girl asked.

"Why lie to you!" Lin Donglai said, "Come here! Come to my brother, my brother treats you to eat watermelon, hehe!"

"Oh!" The cute girl cried instead.

"Why?" Lin Donglai didn't understand.

The cute girl cried and said: "It turns out that I was cheated by my mother! And I listened to the interrogation sisters say you are an idiot, so I mustered up the courage to steal it. In the end, I was caught by you, and it was you who helped me expose the lie! Does this mean that I am even more stupid! What if the empire is handed over to me in the future?"

"Mother? The empire is in your hands? Have you never eaten watermelon?" Lin Donglai thought for a while, "You can't be a princess, right?"

"You can even guess my identity?" The cute girl was astonished as if she had been electrocuted.

"Wahhahaha! My lord princess! Come here!" Lin Donglai secretly rejoiced that there were still some people with low IQs, so he was not a gentleman at this time!

The little girl can only pass obediently!

Lin Donglai said: "My lord princess! Have you never eaten watermelon before?"

"Well! The queen mother won't let me eat it!" Instead, she took the initiative to sit in Lin Donglai's arms and began to eat watermelon.

Lin Donglai asked, "When will you be queen?"

"Find someone you like and get married!" said the little girl, "I'm already 27!"

"Pull it down! You look like Fourteen!" Lin Donglai complained.

She is going to cry again!

"I'm afraid of you!" Lin Donglai said, "Then how can you prove that you are very mature?"

She lowered her head in shame, and said, "I am the most mature in our family!"

"The implication is that your mother's queen looks smaller than you?" Lin Donglai said.

"Well!" said the princess, "but don't underestimate us! My mother is now the commander-in-chief of the [-] million army!"

"Your number can be exaggerated even more! [-] million is still an army that can participate in the war! Not to mention the chaos of the war, even if it is logistics supplies, [-] million people eat one meal a day, how many cooking teams do you need?" Lin Donglai complained.

"Hee hee!" said the princess, "So you are an idiot when it comes to military affairs! Of course you take military ration capsules! One capsule, top five capsules, you can go five days without food!"