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"By the way, why do you want to be a Tianma?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Because Yutu said that Tianma is very handsome! Thousands of people ride it!" Xiao Tiangou said.

Lin Donglai burst into laughter: "This is the first time I've heard of it! Thousands of people riding is a complimenting adjective!"

"Also! When Tianma transforms into a figure, he is really more handsome than me!" Xiao Tiangou said.

Lin Donglai frowned, and said, "Take one of your illusions and show me!"

I saw a ray of light appeared on Xiaotiangou's body, and then turned into a person.

"Handsome guy... who are you!" Lin Donglai saw a handsome guy.

"Shoutian dog!" Xiaotian dog replied.

"My Cao! Don't tell me! Tianma's appearance is higher than yours?" Lin Donglai said, "Then there is really no way!"

"Uh! He is the leader of ten thousand horses! Your Majesty's number one horse!" said Xiao Tiangou, "He probably will be dating Yutu tomorrow!"

"Then we're going to create chaos, so you take this opportunity to be a hero and save the beauty!" Lin Donglai said.

"You can't beat him!" Xiao Tiangou said, "If you add me, you will multiply the five scumbags by two!"

"Okay!" Lin Donglai said, "What is that! Play by ear! Anyway, we are connected with each other, I will teach you! Girls like words that are tender and tender."

"But Jade Rabbit is as cold as Fairy Chang'e," Xiaotiangou said.

"Pull it down!" Lin Donglai said, "There is no girl who can't be taken down! There are only men who are not firm enough!"

Xiaotiangou looked at Lin Donglai with admiration.

So, they went to Chang'e's Guanghan Palace together.

Lin Donglai led the Xiaotian dog and ran on the clouds!

Xiaotiangou suddenly asked: "I said! If we go down at our speed, I guess it will be Chinese New Year if we go down."

"Then what should we do?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Take the car!"

"I thought so too!" Lin Donglai remembered.

Poor settings.

It only takes half an hour by car, and the speed is half that of Xiaotiangou.But if the Xiaotian dog had to run, it would take five days and five nights.

day!
As soon as I got out of the car, I saw Yushu outside Guanghan Palace.

Wu Gang, a brawny man with bare arms, was cutting down trees, and he began to sing: "Hey! The descendants of the mountains! Love the sun!"

"The sun is in love! The people here!" Lin Donglai couldn't help singing.

Wu Gang discovered him, and he also discovered Wu Gang.

Wu Gang put the ax aside and continued to sing: "Yo! Yo! The mountain road here has eighteen bends!"

"The Chang'e here is very beautiful!"

"The jade rabbit here is white and white!"

"Chang'e has a pretty face here!"

"A master!" Wu Gang looked at Lin Donglai appreciatively.

"Grandfather!" Lin Donglai shouted, "Thank you for saving my life that day!"

"It's easy to do!" Wu Gang said, "I dare to ask you to hold... Isn't this Xiaotiangou?"

"Oh! I'm here to see Sister Chang'e about something!" Lin Donglai said, "It's just that I'll be more embarrassed if you're here!"

Wu Gang smiled slightly and said, "That's it! I just want to go back! Friendly reminder, if you are here to see Chang'e, you should give up your heart! She is terrible!"

"That's what happened!" Lin Donglai laughed, "I never thought of dating her at all!"

"Really!" Wu Gang looked at him dumbfounded, "The Jade Emperor can't control the person, how did you do it?"

"It's very simple!" Lin Donglai said, "Because! I want to get her!"

"Have courage!" Wu Gang gave a thumbs up, "But you will be beaten to death!"

"I just like violent girls!" Lin Donglai said, "If one day! The girl I marry doesn't know how to engage in domestic violence, I'm embarrassed to tell others that I am a strict wife! As a wife The dignity that Yan should have! I must first find a girl who can easily beat me to death!"

"Truth! Good luck!"

After Wu Gang left, Xiaotiangou said, "Chang'e will take a bath at this time, and then Jade Rabbit will run outside to play!"

"What are you afraid of!" Lin Donglai said, "Be bold! You go over there, follow the lines I told you, and just tell Yutu."

"What if Chang'e finds out?" Xiaotiangou asked.

"The big deal is that you'll be stewed! I'll be beaten!" Lin Donglai patted his chest and said, "It's been a way to pick up girls since ancient times, and it's a way to play tricks! In the mortal world, a person once said that time has no way. Too many are routines!"

"Understood! Then I'll go!" Xiaotiangou happily ran over.

Lin Donglai was sitting at the gate of Guanghan Palace, leaning against the pillar like the heroes in martial arts novels, with his head raised 45 degrees, drinking wine hesitantly.

Chang'e just came out of the shower and was about to tell Wu Gang to shut up.

If you cut down a tree, you will cut down a tree, what song to sing!

But what she saw was the heavenly soldier who called him that day.

Chang'e was about to ask, when Lin Donglai said, "I know you're here! I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

Chang'e didn't answer, but stood quietly behind him.

"You may know who I am! You may not know! But I know you, from when I was in Nantianmen, to Yaochi, to Guanghan Palace now. I think about you all the time!" Lin Donglai drank melancholy Jiu, "Did you know! The farthest distance in the world is not from Yaochi to Guanghan Palace! It's when I stand in front of you, you don't know who I am, let alone that I like you!"

Chang'e was dumbfounded.

Lin Donglai continued: "The farthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you. You don't know who I am, and you don't know that I like you. It's that I like you and I dare not tell you! I just You are just an insignificant little fairy! And you, glamorous! Hey! Maybe, I have said so much, you can’t even say a word to me. In fact, my request is not high! Even in this life, I just want to let you You kiss me on the cheek, that's all! But, I am willing to go through fire and water for you for this pursuit!"

Chang'e didn't know why, but there was a warm current in her heart, which came from the bottom of her heart.

"Maybe! You said that men say sweet words! But what I want to say is!" Lin Dong paused and said, "How do I prove it! If you can't get into my heart, how can I prove it to you? Maybe , come in and have a look! My heart is now like a vast ocean. Every day when I miss you, when I don’t see you, when I don’t get your response, I will shed a tear. In my heart! Now it’s a vast ocean , and in the future, it may be full of 33 heavens! The farthest distance in the world is not from Yaochi to Guanghan Palace, but I am in the water of 33 heavens, but you are high above you, in the moon palace, shouting coldly Look at me! In the world, the furthest distance is this!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Donglai turned around, "Sister Changchang Chang'e!"

"It's cold here, let's go back!" Chang'e said, "Don't drink too much! When you are on duty, you should keep your head clear."

"Yes yes yes! I...leave right away!" Lin Donglai was about to run away.

"Wait!" Chang'e said suddenly, "Come here!"

Lin Donglai's heart skipped a beat!
Could it be that something happened in the east window, it's dead!
Just for a moment, Lin Donglai smelled a faint fragrance, and his cheeks were wet.

"It's impossible between us! But I can satisfy your wish! I hope you can abide by your duty in the future! Be your guardian of the South Heaven Gate!" Chang'e said, "It's getting late, go back!"

Lin Donglai said, "Have you never kissed someone else? Weren't you and Houyi husband and wife?"

"Could it be... I kissed you wrong?" Chang'e asked.

"Come! Sister, come here! I'll teach you! Do you want to learn?"