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Chang'e is also very deceitful and strong. In order to prove that she is serious, she even kissed Lin Donglai 32 times according to Lin Donglai's request.

"Have you learned it yet?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Hmm!" Chang'e lowered her head.

"See you later!" Lin Donglai said.

Chang'e suddenly asked, "Hello! What's your name?"

"My name is Nantianmen's No. [-] Beauty, Glory of Heavenly Soldiers, and Yaochi's No. [-] God of Songs, Lin Donglai!" Lin Donglai said with a smile, "Good night! Have a good dream!"

Xiao Tiangou slipped out from the side door.

Lin Donglai asked, "Is it done?"

"I'm so touched!" Xiao Tiangou said excitedly, "She told me that she had never heard such touching words in her life! Master! From now on, I will be your dog!"

"Wahhahaha! This is a roaring dog!" Lin Donglai said, "Let's go! Let's go back and find Monkey Sun to drink!"

Returning from Guanghan Palace, passing Yaochi.

I met seven girls who were dancing, and one person was performing cooking on the spot.

"This guy cooks like a ghost! Who is it?" Lin Donglai asked.

"God of Cookery!"

"Zhou Xingchi?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Who?"

"It's all right! I've had a little brain teaser!" Lin Donglai said, "Isn't that Xiao Qi!"

"Go!" Xiao Tianquan said, "She wants to stew me!"

"Why?" Lin Donglai asked.

"She said she was going to burn straight people!"

"Calm down! The FF group still doesn't burn true love! As one of the seven fairies, it's so unreasonable!"

"This fairy is unreasonable!"

At this moment, Lin Donglai's ears were grabbed.

"Hey, hey! Xiao Qi! If you have something to say, speak up!" Lin Donglai said, "Hold your hand high!"

Xiaoqi put his hands on his hips and said, "Speak! Why is Xiaotiangou so happy now? Did you use some sweet words to make it chase Jade Rabbit?"

"No! I'm happy because..."

"One mind does one thing!" Lin Donglai said, "What's wrong with my instigation! Dogs have feelings, but rabbits have intentions! They are together, and Yue Lao can't stop them!"

Xiao Qi was about to explode: "Don't mention that old rascal to me! It's him! He tied a bow on my marriage line and told me that this is a popular style of play this year!"

"I'll go! It's just your temper! Thank God he didn't tie a Chinese knot for you!" Lin Donglai said.

Xiao Qi directly dragged Lin Donglai out of Yaochi, came to Nantian Gate, and said, "What did you just say?"

"I think Yue Lao is an old rascal! Gods also have the right to fall in love!" Lin Donglai said, "Are you right?"

"That's right!" Xiao Qi finally put his foot on Lin Donglai's back, and said, "If what you just said is wrong, I'll kick you down!"

"Savage enough! I like it!" Lin Donglai said.

"Really?" Xiao Qi asked suspiciously, "You said you like me?"

Lin Donglai said: "If I say, I'm just joking, are you kicking me down every minute?"

"No! I will let the Jade Emperor revoke your position, and follow Tianpeng as a small soldier in the navy!" Xiao Qi said.

"I'll go! I've already fought the five scumbags, and you still let me continue!" Lin Donglai said, "Okay! I like you!"

"Liar!" Xiao Qi said.

"Hey, I'm such a confident guy! Come here for me!" Lin Donglai grabbed Xiaoqi and kissed him hard.

Xiao Qi blushed, feeling ashamed, and said: "You are dead!"

"Yes! I am doomed! But I am more uncomfortable than not being able to let you know my thoughts. It is better to die!" Lin Donglai opened his arms, "There are only two things in front of you now. Lu, then throw yourself into my arms and call me good brother! Or, kick me down! No! Kill me! If you don’t like me, what’s the point of me guarding Nantianmen! I just want to get closer to you , I have endured tens of millions of years of suffering, guarding the Nantian Gate day and night!"

"Really?" Xiao Qi was completely moved.

"You dare to question me! Come on! Stab my heart! Put it aside, my heart is made of blood, or water! If it's water, it means I like you! If it's blood! It means I love you You are crazy!"

"You are fooling!"

"It's because I like you, and I want to get you, I've done whatever it takes!" Lin Donglai said, "Quick! Make your decision!"

Xiao Qi hesitated and was very embarrassed, but in the end she lost her mind and fell into Lin Donglai's arms, shouting: "Good brother!"

"That's right!" Lin Dong said, "From now on! You must miss me every day! Then I will miss you more every day!"

"No! I miss you more than you miss me!"

"Okay! I let you! Who told you that you are my sweetheart!" Lin Donglai pecked again, and said, "Go back to dance practice obediently! If the Queen Mother finds out, I will be killed!"

"Well! Brother! During the Pantao Festival, I will wear purple clothes. If I jump in your direction, I will blink, and you will know that I blink for you alone!" Xiaoqi smiled happily , reluctantly said goodbye to Lin Donglai.

The Xiaotian dog was convinced, and said: "Master! The routines are not repeated!"

"You need to know! Different situations require different means!" Lin Donglai said in a huff, "Do you believe me now!"

"I believe it! I don't believe it all the time!" Xiao Tianquan said excitedly, "Shall we go to the Great Sage for a drink now?"

"Must!" Lin Donglai said with a smile, "From today onwards, I will be the number one beauty in the Heavenly Court!"

"Master! You rely on technology to pick up girls, what does it have to do with your appearance?" Xiao Tiangou asked.

"Let me tell you! Shameless! It's the most handsome side of a man!" Lin Donglai said, "You search all over the heavens, and you count them! Is there anyone more shameless than your master?"

"Jade Emperor!"

"I'm speechless!" Lin Donglai said, "Come on! Let's go drink!"

Come to the Royal Horse Supervisor!
See Monkey Sun bickering with Canopy!

According to the current plot, Monkey Sun should know the fact that he is a horse breeder.

"Hmph! Black chemical fertilizers will turn black, use chemical fertilizers will turn black, and spend the money on fertilizers to plow and change the fields!"

Canopy said a bunch of tongue twisters!
"I'll tear down your mother!"

"Are you a pig!" Tianpeng said, "If you can't say no to me, then scold God! An uneducated god like you is only worthy of raising horses!"

"Me!" Sun Monkey was about to get angry.

Lin Donglai stepped forward and said, "Brother! Leave it to me!"

"Second brother! He's playing a rascal!" Sun Houzi said aggrievedly.

"Black phoenix and yellow phoenix, pink phoenix flying pink phoenix! Yellow phoenix and pink phoenix are crazy!" Lin Donglai said in one breath, "The shoulder pole is long and the bench is wide, and the shoulder pole is tied to the bench. I don't want the damn pole to be tied to the bench. The goddamn pole must be tied to the bench. The goddamn bench is not allowed to tie the damned pole to the bench. A dumb man came from the south with a 50-kilogram trumpet in his hand, and came from the west What a fool, holding more than [-] catties of melons in his hand! The fool wants to exchange the melon in his hand for the trumpet in the dumb man's hand to play for the dumb man to listen to Lama!"

"puff!"

Lin Donglai snorted coldly: "Are you a pig!"

"We are poetry!"

"Happy to accompany!"

"A road in Nanshan!"

"From white to black!"

"Good company on the road to Huangquan!"

"Farewell to Chang'e from thousands of miles away!"

"Are you a pig! How could Chang'e send you off!" Tianpeng said angrily, "Looking for death!"

Tianpeng pushed him, and Lin Donglai said, "No! You did it first! Brother! Hit him!"