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"Oh my god!" Canopy stood up and said, "Are you pigs! A Bi Mawen, a little sky soldier! How dare you openly beat the navy marshal! Don't you want to live!"

"Hmph! You can't even beat Bi Mawen! You still have the face to be a marshal!" Lin Donglai sneered, "In my opinion! It's better that my elder brother is the marshal and you take charge of Tianma! Anyway, you are the commander, and you are the commander. Not much!"

"You!" When the canopy pointed at Lin Donglai, they were trembling, "You! You are trying to die!"

"It's funny!" Lin Donglai said, "We don't want to die! Are we still having fun!"

What Lin Donglai said seemed very reasonable, and Tianpeng was speechless for a while.

then……

"You bully Yin! I will sue you at the Jade Emperor!" Tianpeng ran away crying.

Lin Donglai and Monkey King shouted in unison: "Weak!"

"Second brother! The Jade Emperor bullies me to be weak! I really can't swallow this!" Sun Houzi said angrily.

"Brother, calm down! If you still have this sentence, don't talk about it, no one in the heaven is your opponent!" Lin Donglai said, "Wait, we won't do this Bi Mawen."

Sun Houzi said: "Then what will happen! I made a promise with the children, saying that after the heavens are developed, I will bring them up and become immortals together!"

"Brother! I'll help you!" Lin Donglai said, "I want you to become the Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"

"Great Sage Equaling Heaven?" Sun Houzi said, "Equal to Heaven! Great Sage!"

Lin Donglai put his paw on his shoulder and said, "Brother, I want to help you get on the right track!"

"Okay, okay! My grandson hasn't thought about this title yet!" Sun Houzi said, "From now on! I will be called Monkey King!"

"Bi Ma Wen!" At this moment, Li Jing dared to come with a group of heavenly soldiers, "Who gave you the courage to fight Marshal Tianpeng!"

"Hmph! He joked that I was the head of a horse guard! And he was the one who did it first, and he would sue the gods!" Sun Houzi said, wanting to do it.

Lin Donglai stopped him and said, "The reason is on our side! Let's go to His Majesty to reason!"

"You?" Li Jing sneered, "Tianbing No. [-], you didn't guard your Nantian Gate properly, and came here to hang out with this Bi Mawen! What is the majesty of your Tianbing!"

"Hey! Why are these words so harsh!" Lin Donglai said dissatisfied, "Are you as strong as my elder brother! You have the ability to single out!"

Where did Li Jing have such abilities, he didn't dare to speak anymore.

"Then come with me!" Li Jing said to Lin Dong after being embarrassed for a long time.

Sun Houzi went to the Jade Emperor with Lin Donglai.

The Jade Emperor asked, "Bi Mawen! Why did you beat Marshal Tianpeng?"

Just as Sun Houzi was about to speak, Lin Donglai stepped forward and said, "Because Marshal Tianpeng took advantage of his high official position to wantonly ridicule the people below! At the same time, he also turned right and wrong!"

The Jade Emperor frowned and asked Tianpeng, "Is there such a thing?"

"Your Majesty! Absolutely nothing!" Tianpeng wiped off his cold sweat and said, "It's Bi Mawen, and this little heavenly soldier who committed the crime below, beat me up! Also, how could I have turned right and wrong!"

"Your Majesty!" Lin Donglai said, "Let's not talk about whether Marshal Tianpeng bullied us or not. First of all, we are annoyed by the inversion of right and wrong! My elder brother is obviously a monkey, but he insists on insulting my elder brother as a pig! I The status is low, and he is also a heavenly soldier in the heavenly court. He also said that I am a pig! Then he opened his hands and said, hit me! This is what the marshal asked himself. How dare we little gods violate the marshal's order! Finally, The marshal took the lead! Because of emotion and reason, and common sense, we couldn't help but beat him up uncontrollably!"

"Well! It makes sense!" Jade Emperor said.

"Your Majesty!" Tianpeng wanted to argue, but found that no matter how he defended himself, he couldn't justify this eloquent heavenly soldier.

The Jade Emperor said: "Okay, Marshal Tianpeng! Your mantra will bring you greater disasters sooner or later! You should control it well in the future! This matter, let's turn it into a big one and a small one! Let's go!"

"Your Majesty!" Lin Donglai continued.

The Jade Emperor frowned and asked, "What? Is there anything else?"

"Well!" Lin Donglai said, "My elder brother didn't know what Bi Mawen's position was before, so he agreed in a daze. It's a waste of talents to be overqualified in the heaven! So! My little god is bold! Please, Your Majesty, grant me Brother, a new position!"

"What position?" Jade Emperor asked.

"Monkey King!" Lin Donglai shouted.

"Presumptuous!" Jade Emperor said indifferently, "Who gave you such courage!"

"Tianli!" Lin Donglai said firmly, "An ability like my elder brother should be worthy of this title!"

"The little heavenly soldier who guards the Nantian Gate in a small town! Why do you want to speak for this monstrous monkey?" Jade Emperor asked.

"Because we are all low-level people!" Lin Donglai said, "I demand! Heavenly Court Debate Competition! Let a fair and cold Fairy Chang'e be the judge!"

"Chang'e Fairy is good! But let the queen mother who favors the canopy be the referee. If you can win, it means that this is the way of heaven! Besides, the queen mother is not only old and menopausal, but now she has a small belly. Our husband and wife are not harmonious." Jade Emperor complained.

Lin Donglai gave a thumbs up and said, "I'm so relieved that you complain about the Queen Mother so much!"

"I'm the Supreme Lord! Dao can be Dao is very Dao!"

"Famous and precious! I'm sorry! Advertisement has been messed up!" Lin Donglai said, "Then! Your Excellency, the originator of Taoism, Taishang Laojun, what advice do you have!"

"Officials! You have to start step by step! Like the Jade Emperor, he has experienced countless catastrophes and became the Supreme Supreme God of Haotian Jinque. Naturally, there is Mira and the True Jade Emperor God. He is in charge of 36 heavens, [-] worlds, and all gods and Buddhas! All beings of the Three Realms! So are all the gods! Could it be that Bi Mawen is not a god! Shouldn't he be promoted step by step!"

"Tao gives birth to one, life gives birth to two! The Jade Emperor is the ruler of all worlds! That's not bad!" Lin Donglai said, "But my elder brother! I was conceived by the Nuwa Empress back then! The sky is the father, and the earth is the mother! The law of Tao, grasping life and death, breaking away from the Three Realms! Do not enter Shura, do not enter reincarnation! Gods are not gods, demons are not demons! The land of Shenzhou, Luzhou in the north, Hezhou in Xiniu, Shengsheng in the east, where the lifeblood of the ancestors was born! This is extraordinary and refined! How can it be possible to be a little Bi Mawen! If it is not for the sake of peace in heaven, my elder brother will not become the Jade Emperor! I just want to do it! Equal to the sky! Great sage!"

"Presumptuous!" Jade Emperor shouted.

Sun Houzi and Lin Donglai replied in unison: "Shut up!"

"Oh!" The Jade Emperor shut up.

"There is a way!"

"Let me tell you what is truth! Heaven is the Tao, and the earth is the Tao! Everything is born of the Tao! You talk about you, I talk about me, and I can't convince anyone! You say you are reasonable, and I say I am the truth! You have a heavenly Hongpeng Nine thousand miles, I only ask for the name of the Monkey King! The name of the Jade Emperor is so long, I just want to add a few words to the name of the eldest brother, is there something wrong?" Lin Donglai asked.

"I lost!" Taishang Laojun said, "May I ask your Excellency?"

"He is outside the Nantian Gate..."

"I'm the number one face outside Nantianmen, nicknamed by God, outside Yaochi, Nantianmen, the first guard, 9000 million miles, handsome as hell, Tianbing Lin Donglai is number one! You can call me Adong! "Lin Donglai said, "Hmph! In Heaven, if the full name can't exceed twenty characters, I'm ashamed to call myself a god!"

"Okay, okay!" Taibai Jinxing, the peacemaker, appeared, "The Great Sage just wants to be called the Great Sage! It's just a name, don't take it seriously!"

"Alright then!" Jade Emperor closed his eyes, "Let's disperse!"

Although it did not follow the storyline of Journey to the West, the basic logic is still correct.

Lin Donglai breathed a sigh of relief, patted Monkey King on the shoulder and said, "Brother! From today onwards, you will be the Monkey King!"

"Brother!" Sun Wukong's eyes were moist, "From today onwards, I will have a big brother drink a sip of wine! I will never let you eat rice!"

"Uh... Is there an inevitable connection between the two?" Lin Donglai complained, but he was suddenly relieved.