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"Master! Master!"

Lin Donglai woke up in a daze, his mouth was dry and his stomach was very hungry.

He opened his eyes and saw a pig's head staring at him.

"Pig!" Lin Donglai suddenly woke up.

"Is Master sleepy?" Zhu Tou said to a monkey next to him.

I saw this monkey doing a showy dance!
His posture was enchanting and charming. When he saw Lin Donglai woke up, he twisted his waist and said, "Master! With my posture, can it fascinate thousands of female monkeys?"

"Are you...Wukong?" Lin Donglai asked.

"Hehe! Master is really sleepy! Of course I am Wukong! Could it be that I can still be enlightened!" Sun Houzi swayed his tiger skin skirt, "Master! Don't chant the magic spell! I have already left Huaguo For so many years, I have followed you to eat fast and chant Buddha all day! I have been so long, I am not close to a monkey, I am almost rusty!"

"Amitabha! Wukong! Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form! How many times have I said this to my master! Monastics, you must not commit the precept of lust!" Lin Donglai said in a pretentious manner.

"Pull it down! The clear rules of Buddhism say that you can't have sex with women! But it didn't say that you can't have sex with female monkeys!" Sun Houzi said.

"Uh... do you know the female monkey in Huaguo Mountain?" Lin Donglai said, "Where's Wujing?"

"Master! Didn't you tell him to put up POSS there! He's been doing it for a whole day!" Bajie said.

Lin Donglai walked over to have a look, I'll go!

"Wujing! Don't tell me, I asked you to do this pose!" Lin Donglai said.

Drifting poses in a muscular pose, that is... why does Mao want to pout his mouth to be cute?
A muscular guy with a hairy chest, then pouts...

Lin Donglai was trembling at this moment.

"System prompt: Immediately enter the border of the Daughter's Country! Mission requirements, pass the plot of the Daughter's Country!"

"Daughter! Son! Country!" Lin Donglai was shocked, "Unexpectedly, I can really enter the country of daughters once in my lifetime!"

"Hmm! Master! Pay attention to the influence!" Bajie said, "Master! Did you get kicked out of your head by the white dragon horse? Why did you get up today? It's so weird!"

"Shatterup!"

"I'll go! They can speak English now!" Bajie said.

Because it is chaos into the world!
The characters are all random, and Lin Donglai is no stranger to it!
The lustful Monkey King, the muscular Drifting Monk, and the serious Bajie.

Lin Donglai can accept all these!
but……

"Bajie!" Lin Donglai shouted.

"Here!" Bajie came to Lin Donglai.

"It's okay to mess around with other people's personality! But why is your setting...you are wearing a suit and holding a GPS in your hand, don't you think it doesn't match the pig's head on your neck!"

"Uh...brother! Master was really kicked stupid by the white dragon horse!" Bajie cried and said, "Master! Where did you go so cute and obedient before! I miss you so much! Master! You used to get up every day , can sing red bean big red bean, taro big taro! How can you complain more than me when you get up today!"

"Take it!" Lin Donglai made a gesture, "Then! Who has a mirror, let me see what I look like now!"

"Master is a peerless handsome man!" Bajie changed a mirror for Lin Donglai to take a picture.

"Emma! Who is this handsome guy!" Lin Donglai saw that he was still wearing the Tang Monk in the TV series, that's what he looked...Wu Yanzu!

Lin Donglai straightened his monk's robes, snapped his fingers, and said, "Disciples! Do you know why you have to travel long distances to learn scriptures from the west after going through hardships as a teacher!"

"I don't know!" They shook their heads three times.

"Disciples! Do you know why I went through hardships, accepted you three monsters, stayed with me, and ruined my youth, but I still want to move on!"

The three of them said with tears in their eyes: "Master! At the beginning, you were the one who coaxed us into the pirate ship! Now you despise us for being ugly!"

"That's because! Here and now! At this moment! We finally...arrived in the country of daughters!" Lin Donglai laughed to death, "Wow ha ha ha ha ha! A country is full of beauties! And you are a You are a monkey, you are a pig, you are a fake mother! Only the old man is a human! He is a man! The mission of the prosperity of the daughter country depends on being a teacher!"

"Master! You talk so much, I can't understand!" Bajie asked.

"To put it simply! Master wants to make Daughter Country last forever, so that the children and grandchildren of Daughter Country can last forever, sacrifice the small self, and complete the big self! We learn scriptures to benefit the common people! Since there are no men in Daughter Country! It can show the spirit of sacrifice to benefit them! Wahahaha!" Lin Donglai laughed wildly.

happy!

You will be able to meet the beauties of the daughter country soon!

"Master, let's go! We were all moved to tears by you!"

"I can't do it! I want to cry too! Master is so great!" Sun Houzi burst into tears.

To be able to talk about picking up girls so tragically, Lin Donglai felt that only he could do it!

"Listen up, disciples!" Lin Donglai said, "Let's unify the formation, discuss tactics, and play by ear! The most important thing is to stand out from me!"

"Good master!" Bajie said.

"Understood, Master!" Drifting said.

Sun Houzi gave a thumbs up and said, "Master, you have a big heart!"

Everyone ran with the wind and rushed into the daughter's country!
As soon as he entered the daughter country, Drifting fell to the ground.

"Master! Junior brother seems to have been poisoned just now!" Bajie shouted.

"It's okay! As long as I suck out the poison!" Sun Houzi said.

"Disciple, stop!" Lin Donglai squatted down quickly, pretending to detoxify the Drifting Monk, "As a master! How can you just watch your disciple take risks! Let the master do everything!"

This is a tactic formulated by their master and apprentice, and Lin Donglai thinks it is very successful.

People who watched the excitement gathered around.

"Wow! Three monsters! This master actually detoxified the apprentice himself! It's really good! Hey! Is this the man mentioned in the book!" The girls around gathered.

Bajie said in a low voice at this time: "Master! It seems... you just need to tell them that you are a man, and it's OK!"

"Shut up!" Lin Donglai said, "Master doesn't want to win people's hearts with his face!"

"But Master! Although I like female monkeys, I probably understand a little bit! These...you probably won't like them!" Sun Houzi pointed at the fat girls all over the street.

"Water! My daughter's country is Mao... because Mao is all fat papers! They are all fat papers of three hundred catties or more!" Lin Donglai narrowed his eyes into a line, and asked cutely.

"Because... the Tang Dynasty regards fat as beauty! This kind of stuff can be summed up in an idiom, that is... sinking fish and falling geese!"

"Ouch~" Lin Donglai vomited, "I'd rather admit that Wujing is all over the country!"

"Oh, master, I hate it! Don't talk about others like this! You will be shy!" Drifting said sissy.

"Go back to normal as a teacher! If you talk so sissy again, believe it or not, I'll fuck you!" Lin Donglai said shivering all over his body.

Drifting's eyes were filled with tears, and he said, "Ah~ Master! You are so violent!"

"puff……"

Lin Donglai spat out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground: "I used to think! The Daughter Kingdom in the TV series is a paradise on earth! Only when I get here do I know that this is a purgatory on earth! If God gives me another chance! I will definitely Just run! If you want to add an amount to this speed! I hope it is light years!"

"Master! Isn't a light year a unit of length?" Bajie asked.

"Master said this is a speed unit!" Drifting said.

"Shut up! A light year is a unit of weight!" Lin Donglai scolded, "How many times have I told you, Master! I don't have a long memory!"

Sun Houzi said with a face of sudden realization: "It's really a long life to learn!"