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"Dare to ask! Are you a holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?" At this time, a fat girl asked implicitly.

Lin Donglai looked at her body, and said directly: "I'm sorry girl! You've got the wrong person!"

"That's right! My master's name is not Tang Seng! His name is Ajin!" Bajie said.

The fat girl looked at Monkey Sun again.

Monkey Sun was even more ecstatic, saying, "I'm just a monkey passing by here!"

The fat girl said, "Are you really not Tang Seng?"

Lin Donglai rolled up his sleeves and said, "Have you ever seen such a dark Tang Seng? Tang Seng was killed and eaten by a monster at the previous intersection! Actually! There is a secret that has been held in my heart for a long time! I It's just a bluff, wearing cassock!"

"Oh! It doesn't matter, as long as you are a man!" The fat girl said, patting Lin Donglai's shoulder.

"I'll go!" Lin Donglai suffered a double blow to his body and mind.

The girl slapped her hand seemingly inadvertently, and Lin Donglai was almost injured internally.

"I said sister! You are too casual!" Lin Donglai protested, "For the first time in my life, I hate myself for being a man!"

"Come here, elder! Please play Tang Seng! Our prime minister misses Tang Seng with lovesickness! Since the real Tang Seng is dead, no one will come forward to testify even if you pretend to be!" The fat girl picked up Lin Donglai, It's as easy as carrying a kitten.

Lin Donglai stretched out his hand pitifully: "Wukong save me!"

"One three!"

"A four!"

"A five!"

"I'm sorry!"

"I'm sorry!"

These three actually pretended that nothing happened, fighting the landlord here.

"The three of you are waiting for the teacher!" Lin Donglai was taken into the car with tears in his eyes.

The carriage was spacious, and the fat girl hugged Lin Donglai's arm and leaned against his shoulder.

Lin Donglai felt as if he was being crushed by a huge boulder.

"Elder~" the fat girl called out in a gentle voice.

Lin Donglai shuddered and said, "What... what are you doing!"

"I've never seen a man in my life!" said the fat girl. "In the future, you will be the prime minister! Maybe you will become our majesty's male concubine! When the time comes, a little maid like me will probably even be the elder's concubine!" You can't even see your face!"

"You are not young!" Lin Donglai struggled to pull his hand out of her embrace.

"Ouch! It's disgusting! Don't talk about others like this!" The fat girl said, pushing Lin Donglai's head jokingly.

Lin Donglai instantly felt that his head was going to be screwed off.

"Damn! If you do this again, I'll lose my face!" Lin Donglai said angrily.

"Ah~ Elder, you are such a man! Swear at him again!" the fat girl said excitedly.

"..." Lin Donglai felt goose bumps all over his body.

This is just a little maid, if he sees the prime minister later, he is probably dead.

"Elder! You want someone!" The fat girl said shyly.

"Too big! Sorry!" Lin Donglai cried.

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The fat girl said with teary eyes: "You really despise me!"

"Hey..." Lin Donglai lifted the curtain depressed and looked outside the carriage.

"Wow! Man!"

"Male God!"

"Tang Tang!"

The fat girls outside went crazy.

Lin Donglai couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Hey! At the beginning, I wanted to come to the country of daughters in my dreams. Because I am the only man, I will definitely be able to make waves in the country of daughters! Sitting in the world of beauties, surrounded by powerful flowers! A group of flowers revolve around me All the women are fighting for me, even at the expense of killing each other! And I have a girl who can’t see it all with my eyes! That kind of picture is in my mind, and I can’t forget it for a long time! It’s a pity that I have reached the beginning of YY, But I didn't expect the ending to be so bleak!"

The fat girl listened fascinated, and said tenderly: "Elder! Don't worry! You will be very happy here! Just look at us and you will like our appearance. Over time, you will find that you are surrounded by people like us. You will think they are all beautiful!"

"Well said!" Lin Donglai patted his thigh and praised, "I am speechless!"

As soon as the words fell, the carriage had already arrived in Fuzhong.

"Hahahahahaha! Where is Elder Tang!"

Just as Lin Donglai stretched his legs to get to the ground, he immediately retracted his legs after hearing the rough laughter.

This Nima!
Could it be a shemale?
Lin Donglai cried, hiding in the corner very helplessly.

He used to think!Daughter Country is a man's paradise!
But now, he seems to be hiding in a corner of hell, praying for his safety.

"Whoa!"

The curtain was lifted by the prime minister, and a road hog-like exaggerated face appeared in front of Lin Donglai.

"Wahhahahahahaha! Man!" The prime minister laughed exaggeratedly.

Lin Donglai was already more sad than heartbroken.

"Let's go! You can do whatever you want to me, I only have one request! Turn off the lights, close your eyes! Quick and easy!" Lin Donglai said.

"Oh! My Elder Tang!" The prime minister pulled Lin Donglai out, and the princess embraced him in his arms. "From now on, it will be mine! Hahahaha!"

"You want me so much again! I'll cry for you!" Lin Donglai said aggrievedly.

"Hahahahaha! Cry! I'm excited when you cry!" The prime minister ran all the way into the mansion, "Pass the order! Now I'm going to marry Elder Tang, and the bridal chamber must be decorated like a sea of ​​flowers!"

"Yes!" The maidservants retreated instantly.

Lin Donglai was trembling all over.

After a while, the maidservants came out of the room and said, "Report to the Prime Minister! The room is ready!"

"Hahahahaha! Brother Seng! Let's go to the bridal chamber!" When the prime minister laughed, he shook his double chin, and the shaking frequency was like the waves of the sea.

"Water! Why didn't you follow the steps! I haven't visited yet!" Lin Donglai cried.

"It's too late!" The prime minister rushed into the room with Lin Donglai in his arms.

The whole room is a sea of ​​flowers.

The prime minister threw the tiny Lin Donglai onto the big bed with a smirk on his face.

Lin Donglai hid in the corner and curled up into a ball, thinking silently: "You can't see me! You can't see me! You can't see me! Ma De is mentally retarded, who are you kidding!"

"Monk, monk~" The prime minister put one hand up and sat up slowly.

Lin Donglai felt that the whole space was sinking, like a huge crater.

"I actually! There is a sentence in my heart for a long time!" Lin Donglai said.

"Ask!" The prime minister was interrupted and said with a displeased face.

"Actually! What I want to ask is! Honey! Where do you rank among the most beautiful women in the daughter country?" Lin Donglai asked.

"It was number one!" the prime minister said very unhappy, "It's a pity that she is His Majesty, so she can only be ranked first! Look at my face!"

"Hmm! It's unforgettable at first glance!" Lin Donglai swore that this sentence was true.

I can dream of nightmares, how can I forget!
"Look at his figure!"

"Okay!" Lin Donglai resisted the urge to vomit!
"Good brother~ You use your earth-shattering vocabulary to praise others!" the prime minister said delicately.

Lin Donglai took a deep breath, and then said: "I've seen you! The most beautiful girl in the world! You have the appearance of a moon and a flower, and the appearance of a fish and a wild goose! You are so beautiful! You are the moon in my sky, you... poof!"

Really couldn't help it, Lin Donglai threw out the lunch that had been turned into nutrition last year!

"Made! We can't make it up anymore!" Lin Donglai cried.