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"Crack!"

"What sound?" Lin Donglai heard something as if it was broken.

The prime minister said heartbrokenly: "My...heart! Broken! You are so bad~"

Lin Donglai felt that he was petrified when he heard such a rough and coquettish voice, okay?
"I don't care! Even if you don't like me at all! I still want you to be my husband! There is a saying in the Eastern Tang Dynasty! Raw rice and cooked rice, you can't fly!" The prime minister's face turned black down.

"I! I! I can tell you! I'm actually very good! It's just that I don't have much experience in beating women! I'm definitely not a dick! If I lose, I will die with you. Let me show you! I will never get used to the rhythm of being cooked by you! I am a chaste man!" Lin Donglai said.

"I've said it before! I can't control that much anymore! Even if it's just a one-night couple, I have no regrets in this life! From now on, whether you live or die, you will be my man! In the entire daughter country, I was the only one who got you! In this way Forget it! I won’t suffer at all!” said the prime minister.

"Lord! Help me! Oh, that's not right! Buddha, my disciple Tang Sanzang, the golden cicada in the previous life, now nicknamed Ajin! Kneel down and beg to manifest!" Lin Donglai said, "Amitabha!"

"Hahahahahaha! It is impossible for the Buddha to come to save you! Just follow me!" the prime minister said, like a hungry tiger jumping on a sheep.

"Not good! Not good!"

At the critical moment, the maid rushed in: "Prime Minister! The imperial decree has arrived!"

"Nothing can stop me now!" The prime minister grabbed Lin Donglai's cassock, "Okay! Brother! Brother! You will be mine soon!"

"Keep people in the crotch!"

"boom!"

Lin Donglai suddenly felt the landslide and the ground crack, and the whole house was crumbling.

One... Ah no, a burly, two-meter-tall beauty who weighs hundreds of pounds... The beauty appeared.

Although she has the same figure as the three Zhu Bajie, but now Lin Donglai feels that she is as graceful as an angel sister!
"Buddha has appeared!" Lin Donglai cried.

"Report to the Prime Minister! Master Sanzang is a distinguished guest of the Daughter Kingdom, Your Majesty welcomes you!" said the angel sister.

"Okay! I also want to see His Majesty! Sister, take me away!" Lin Donglai rushed over and jumped into Sister Angel's arms, like a petite rabbit.

Sister Angel hugged Lin Donglai and subconsciously said, "You are so skilled in this movement!"

"Uh... I'm used to it!" Lin Donglai said, "Sister, save me!"

"My duty is to protect the safety of the holy monk!" Sister Angel stomped her foot on the floor after she finished speaking. The ground trembled, and the surrounding trees were directly shattered, and the fallen leaves fell on the ground like rain!
"Sister, let's go!" Lin Donglai said.

Sister Angel said embarrassingly: "Wait a minute! I was a little excited just now, and I stepped down and fell into it!"

"Uh..." Lin Donglai cried, "Why is there no normal person in Daughter Country!"

"Daling! Don't go!" the prime minister said tearfully, "I don't want to lose you!"

"But I don't want to have a good time with you!" Lin Donglai cried, "Please let me go!"

Sister Angel said: "This is His Majesty's will! Do you want to resist the will?"

"I...don't dare!" the prime minister said helplessly.

Wait a minute!
Lin Donglai suddenly realized that the problem was a bit serious!

If the prime minister is a fat girl who weighs more than 300 catties, and this imperial bodyguard is a fat girl who weighs 500 catties, based on the rank, isn't the king of the Daughter Kingdom... a dead fat girl who weighs more than [-] catties!
"Uh...Master! Why are you scared out of your wits?" Sister Angel asked.

Lin Donglai didn't want to talk, he just wanted to swear that he would never think about daughter country again in his life.

God once gave him a chance to be a good person, but he chose to be with his daughter Guolang.

result……

Overturned!
In this way, he was taken out of the prime minister's mansion by this burly imperial guard who could shake the ground when he walked.Her footprints are all left on the ground!
Later, Lin Donglai only got rid of the immediate predicament, but encountered even greater difficulties.

The prime minister just used strong means to force him to submit.

But what about the king?
His Majesty the Emperor, five hundred catties of dead fat paper.

"Sister!" Lin Donglai came back to his senses, "Please ask you! How much does His Majesty the Emperor weigh?"

"Secret!" Sister Angel replied, "We are not allowed to guess the weight of His Majesty the Emperor! This is disrespectful!"

"Oh!" Lin Donglai felt a little depressed, "The implication is that she is so heavy that no one is allowed to guess how much she weighs!"

Lin Donglai was frightened out of his soul again!

once!

He believes that girls are perfect creatures created by God.

But now, he felt that he used to speak without thinking through his brain!
If anyone else thinks his wife and girlfriend are ugly, please come to Daughter Country!
Make sure you can dispel this stupid idea!

But if you think these fat girls are the best in the world, fine!You have a strong taste!
The imperial guards brought Lin Dong to the palace. The palace was almost the same as the ones seen in Lin Donglai's TV series before. The only difference was that there was no such magical species as eunuchs here.

All of them are fat girls who weigh no less than two hundred catties.

I only heard one of them say to the other: "Oh! Have you been sick recently? Let's see how weak you are!"

The two-hundred-pound chubby girl said shamelessly, "I've lost my appetite recently! I've lost weight and become ugly!"

"Uh... I can't complain!"

"Here we are! It's just ahead, master!" said the imperial guard, guiding Lin Donglai to the bedroom.

"I'll go! Don't bring this kind of thing! Let's start directly!" Lin Donglai cried and said, "I really don't like your emperor's direct way!"

"Hush! For the sake of calling me sister! I advise you, don't forget who you are!" said the imperial guard, "There are some things you can say, and some things you can't say! Well, go in Bar!"

After finishing speaking, a gust of cold wind blew by, and Lin Donglai felt chilly all over his body.

"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying! I will be crushed! I will eat and play time travel when I am full, and my daughter will see a fat lady in the country! You are [-] years old, and your majesty is five hundred catties!"

Lin Donglai recited a poem, and felt that he had a feeling of the ancients who died generously.

He opened the door and walked in quietly!

"You are here!" Only a gentle voice came into Lin Donglai's ears.

There is a curtain here, and His Majesty the Emperor is inside.

Through the curtain, Lin Donglai could vaguely see the outline.

"It's so big!" Lin Donglai shouted in his heart, but it's a pity that the big one is the body.

perhaps……

Five hundred catties is a derogatory term for her!
Just by looking at the outline, he is probably too fat to have friends and can't walk.

"Old man... No! The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures! Passing through your country, I hope that your majesty can exchange customs clearance documents with me!" Lin Donglai said seriously.

"Holy Monk! Are you leaving in such a hurry?" His Majesty asked.

Lin Donglai said with emotion: "Yes! Because I still have a heavy burden on my shoulders! The people of the Tang Dynasty are still waiting for me to use the scriptures to influence their hearts! Despite the hardships and dangers, the poor monk has to complete the mission! He is a monk who wants to work for the welfare of the common people in the world!"

"Hey……"

Suddenly, His Majesty sighed and lifted the curtain.

"Uh...I'm Cao!" Lin Donglai cried, "Your Majesty! This portrait of yours doesn't follow logic!"