I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, eunuchs monopolized power and controlled the government.

General He Jin led Xiliang Army Dong Zhuo to Beijing, ending the rebellion of eunuchs, but at the same time opened up the chaos of the Three Kingdoms, which lasted for more than 90 years.

Heaven is dead, Huang Tian stands!The year is in Jiazi, the world is prosperous!
Zhang Jiao raises his troops to revolt, and the world is in chaos!
Then it entered a song, rolling the Yangtze River to the east, and the waves wiped out the heroes!
"What's going on! The theme song was played during this intrusion?" Lin Donglai woke up from his sleep.

Who is it that messed up this time?
According to the previous setting of Chaos into the Three Kingdoms, it must be my Great Shu Kingdom again.

Now Lin Donglai knows that the chaos into the world is actually built by the builders, he chose the Three Kingdoms construction, after all, it is a huge structure, and at the same time it is simple to enter into chaos.

That's why Lin Donglai's random entry is more common in the Three Kingdoms world.

Because it was the most common intrusion, Lin Donglai didn't need to worry about being fucked to death.

So where and what now?
Who is he?
"Bei'er! Get up and sell straw sandals!" A kind voice came from outside Lin Donglai's room.

Ready?

Ahh...

"I'll go! Could it be Liu Bei who has become a crybaby?" Lin Donglai didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He was the character he disliked least in the Three Kingdoms but also feared the most.

All historians believe that Cao Cao is the most remarkable figure of this era!

Lin Donglai doesn't think so. He thinks that a person who has been defeated and fought repeatedly, relying on the actor's acting skills, as well as his magical skills... tears can handle all the masters.

Liu Bei is the biggest boss of this era!
Messed into him, really enough!

So the current situation is, Taoyuan is sworn, right?
Liu Bei got up and went out, and his mother had already prepared meals.

Lin Donglai was not hungry at all, and for the sake of the plot, he took a few symbolic bites.

He went out with a bunch of straw sandals on his shoulders. This was the street in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.

According to the plot of the story, Lin Donglai stopped at a place with the most traffic, and shouted: "Sell straw sandals! It's delicious and delicious...cooking cakes!"

Embarrassed, shouted the wrong lines.

He looked left and right, looking around like a thief.

I saw a hulking man selling mung beans. His beard was super long, and what caught his attention was his red face, like a red pepper.

Guan Yu!

This guy is Guan Yu!

Then enter the main storyline!

"Tell your boss to come out, I want to buy meat! What's the matter if the stall owner is not here!" The crowd began to commotion.

"I'm sorry! My boss is not here, this meat is really hard to sell!" said the little brother who watched the stall in embarrassment.

"If I have money, you will sell it!" The meat buyer was anxious, "I took off my pants, but you told me that you would not sell it?"

Lin Donglai didn't even want to complain about how bad the lines were.

Guan Yu couldn't bear to watch it anymore, and strode over, saying, "Hey brother! Those who are in business are afraid of the buyer? Just sell it!"

"Masters! I don't know. My boss told me that the meat will be put in the well. If anyone can move the millstone on it, the meat will belong to him, and he won't take any money!" said the little brother who watched the stall.

After Guan Yu heard this, he immediately walked to the well, rolled up his sleeves, and shouted, "Daddy Yamei!"

"What the hell!" Lin Donglai said in surprise.

The voice pack was downloaded wrong!

"Good!" Everyone clapped their hands and applauded.

Guan Yu moved the bluestone away, took out the meat in the well, took it to the stall, cut it open with a knife, and shared it with the big guys.

At this moment, a black lightning rushed out.

"I'll go! Black Whirlwind Li Kui!" Lin Donglai couldn't laugh or cry, playing tricks.

This needs no introduction, it must be Zhang Fei.

Zhang Fei rushed over like a roaring tsunami.

Seeing Zhang Fei, Guan Yu sneered and said, "What! Blame me for sharing your meat, now I can't bear it?"

"How could it be!" Zhang Fei stared at Guan Yu, "Hahahahahaha! Good man! You are so handsome!"

"Pfft~"

Lin Donglai spat out a mouthful of old blood, and he knew that things definitely didn't develop like this.

This bad line.

"You bought my meat, I want to buy your mung beans, why? No?" Zhang Fei asked.

Guan Yu said: "Of course! The best mung beans!"

Zhang Fei reached into the bag of mung beans, grabbed a handful of mung beans, and held them in his hand.

Lin Donglai was a little far away, but they both heard the sound of beans being crushed.

Zhang Fei spread his palms, and all the original mung beans turned into powder.

"What kind of mung bean? It's definitely bean powder! Don't bully me because I don't read enough, you can lie to me!" Zhang Fei said cutely, not at all the domineering that his burly body should have!
Guan Yu said aggrievedly: "A certain transaction is genuine! This strong man, don't make trouble here!"

"It's bean flour! It's bean flour! It's bean flour!" Zhang Fei fell to the ground, acting like a child.

Lin Donglai looked up to the sky and sighed: "Hey! The well-behaved famous general of the Three Kingdoms has been ruined by this bad setting!"

"Who made a mistake!" Guan Yu and Zhang Fei asked in unison.

Lin Donglai pointed to the aunt who was watching the fun by the side of the road, and everyone pointed to Lin Donglai!
Zhang Fei walked over domineeringly like a crab, and asked, "A man is a real man, dare to act or not! What is a real man!"

"This...let me think twice!" Why does Lin Donglai think this line is so familiar?

"Don't make trouble! These are Sun Quan's lines!" Guan Yu said, "Let me ask you, what did you say about us just now?"

Lin Donglai said with a smile: "Two heroes! Strong men! Misunderstanding! I see that the two heroes are very skilled!"

"Stop it! I was in a mood just now!" Guan Yu said.

"I'm acting like a baby!" Zhang Fei said.

Then the two said in unison: "Where do you see that the two of us are very skilled! We don't study much, so don't lie to each other!"

Zhang Fei took Guan Yu's hand and said, "I think this guy has big brows and big ears! He must be something good!"

"I think so too!" Guan Yu agreed.

Lin Donglai was stunned!
How can you be so unjust?awesome!
If this is an enmity with the two of them, it will definitely affect this simple mess, so what should I do?

So Lin Donglai clasped his fists and said: "I'm telling you the truth! You two! I think you two have extraordinary bearing, you must be martial arts practitioners! Let's look at this strong man, you can lift such a millstone with ease, I really admire you. He was born a hero, isn’t he a hero? Look at this strong man again, you can crush mung beans into bean powder in an instant, you are born with supernatural powers! If the two of you are not extraordinary in skill, then you are talking about children’s skills!"

"It's okay for you to talk!" Guan Yu said.

"Three! Looks like it's going to rain today, come drink at my village! Let's have a long talk!" Zhang Fei said.

Lin Donglai finally breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he had tricked the two of them.

Otherwise, maybe what will happen!

"Boom!"

Sure enough, it thundered, and it rained heavily in an instant.

Lin Donglai, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei ran to Zhang Fei's Zhuangzi together.

Lin Donglai knew that according to the plot, it should be Liu Bei's best trick among the Three Kingdoms.

This story not only tests acting skills, but also has two more important goals!
However, the two of them still don't know that Liu Bei will be the biggest boss in the future!

The first flicker in history!