I am the most prodigal in the world of online literature

Luckily, the three of them ran fast, and they entered Zhang Fei's village to shelter from the rain.

Zhang Fei was very happy to ask people to bring good wine, Lin Donglai and Guan Yuman.

Guan Yu first introduced himself: "A certain name is Guan Yu, word Yunchang! Hebei Xieliang man! He used to be a gatekeeper, but he couldn't bear to be bullied by others, so I killed him. Therefore, he has been living in the rivers and lakes for five or six years. Today When I saw the recruiting notice, I wanted to join the army!"

Zhang Fei quickly poured wine for Guan Yu, and said, "I'll go with you! My name is Zhang Mingfei, and my name is Yide!"

At this time, Lin Donglai imitated the old villain Liu Bei in the TV series, and sighed: "Hey!"

"Why does the man always sigh?" Zhang Fei asked.

"There is a person who is a family member of the Han family. After King Jing of Zhongshan, he is already an ordinary person in his generation. He lives in Lousang Village. He is 28 years old today, but he is doing nothing!" Lin Donglai cried. said.

Guan Yu said: "I know Lousang Village! I heard that there is an ancient tree in the village, and the person covered by that tree has a nobleman. Could it be this person?"

"Hey!" Lin Donglai sighed again.

Zhang Fei frowned and said, "Who is this person?"

"No talent! I'm right here! I'm the queen of King Jing of Zhongshan! My surname is Liu, my name is Bei, and my style is Xuande!" Lin Donglai said with tears.

"Oh! It turns out that the honored person is you!" Guan Yu got up and asked for obeisance!
"I can't do it!" Lin Donglai said, "I originally wanted to serve the country, but I don't have money and food in my hands, so it's hard to make a big deal! And I don't have helpers! So I can only sigh!"

"The two of us will be your helpers!" Zhang Fei said cheerfully, "My family is fairly well-off, with some money and food!"

Lin Donglai felt that Liu Bei's mentality at that time was as dark as it is now!

He still needs to continue to put on airs, and said excitedly: "It's so good! It's so good!"

"Since we hit it off, why don't we become brothers of the opposite sex!" Zhang Fei suggested.

"Okay!" Guan Yu also said excitedly.

Lin Donglai burst into tears: "Second brother! Third brother!"

"I'm going to buy oxen and horses for sacrifices! Let's sacrifice to heaven and earth and become brothers!" Zhang Fei rushed out foolishly.

That night, Lin Donglai and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei drank until they all fell down, drunk and dreamy.

On to the second day!
They went to Zhang Fei's backyard, where there was a peach orchard.

Just place the sacrificial items here, and then kneel down to worship.

When Lin Donglai knelt down and saw that the statue they wanted to worship turned out to be Guan Yu, he couldn't laugh or cry.

"Second Master, you played tricks! Here, you are still alive and well!" Lin Donglai said dumbfounded.

"Brother, what are you talking about?" Zhang Fei asked cutely.

"Nothing!" Lin Donglai said with a smile, "Let's continue!"

"Huang Tian! I am Liu Bei today!"

"Guan Yu!"

"Zhang Fei!"

"Become brothers of the opposite sex! I don't want to be born in the same year and the same month and the same day, but I want to die in the same year and the same month and the same day! From now on, my three brothers will punish the evil and promote the good, and help the Han Dynasty! That..."

Madan!

I forgot the words!
"That's it! The heaven and the earth can learn! Today, the sky is dead, and Huang Tian should be established... Uh, this seems to be Zhang Jiao's line! But it's not important!" Lin Donglai said, "The important thing is that my three brothers Very awesome!"

The three of them knelt down and stood up.

"Big brother!"

"Second brother! Third brother!" Lin Donglai said with tears in his eyes.

At that time, Liu Bei had no money and no general.

After revealing his identity, Zhang Fei gave him money, and he and Guan Yu became his fierce generals.

The three of them started as sworn brothers in Taoyuan, to put down the Yellow Turban Rebellion, and then went to war every year, and finally established their own territory in Xichuan.

After the three became sworn brothers, they recruited another 300 people.

But no flattery!

I happened to meet two horse sellers. Because of the Yellow Turban Rebellion, they couldn't sell the horses.

Lin Donglai invited the two of them to drink, and then said only one sentence: "I am the queen of King Jing of Zhongshan, and so is Liu Xuande! Now the three of us are preparing to conquer the Yellow Turban Army, but I have no horses!"

"We have horses! Give it to you! Since you are a descendant of the Han Dynasty, it is tantamount to serving the country! I still have 500 taels of silver and a thousand catties of good iron, all of which are given to you!"

Lin Donglai cried and said, "Thank you!"

"No thanks!"

So, a lot of money, a lot of iron, a lot of horses!

All three forged weapons for themselves.

Guan Yu gave himself a Yanyue Saber, and Zhang Fei gave himself a Snake Spear.

"Brother! Let's name it!" Guan Yu said, pointing to his knife.

"I see that your face is red and your ears are red, and your face is full of flames! Such a master, you should call it Qinglong Yanyue Dao!" Liu Bei said.

"Uh...why isn't it called Suzaku?" Guan Yu asked.

"Because Qinglong is domineering!" Lin Donglai said.

Zhang Fei asked, "Brother! Where's mine?"

"Because you are seven feet tall, this weapon should be called the Zhangba Snake Spear!" Lin Donglai said.

"Brother! May I ask! What kind of weapon did you make?" Zhang Fei saw Lin Donglai's weapon, and it was strange, and he couldn't tell why.

"This is your elder brother's original weapon! I named it Shuang! Jie! Stick!" Lin Donglai said.

"Brother! We are going to fight, who can you kill with two rolling pins?" Zhang Fei asked.

Guan Yu was also puzzled.

"Okay! Actually, I made two swords!" Lin Donglai said dumbfounded.

They forged the armor, and the weapons and rattan armor of the soldiers.

After everything was ready, they heard that Liu Yan was being attacked by Cheng Yuanzhi of the Yellow Turban Army, and the three brothers ran away.

Liu Yan was very happy when he heard that the three of them had brought 300 people to seek refuge.

"Three heroes! Can you solve the problem in my heart?" Liu Yan said, "That Cheng Yuanzhi learned sorcery from Zhang Jiao, and the soldiers under my account can't avoid that kind of sorcery at all, losing troops and losing generals!"

Lin Donglai said: "My three brothers are here to break the magic."

superstitious!

If there really is witchcraft in the world, why use a knife!

This is Zhang Jiao deceiving people to revolt with him, deliberately lying, and using some Qimen Dunjia to deceive people into saying it is a fairy art.

Claiming to be a Taoist Taiping, he has five hundred disciples and 15 followers.

It can be seen how ignorant and ignorant people were at that time.

Liu Yan was overjoyed when he heard Lin Donglai say this.

"Come on! Quickly open the city gate and let Mr. Liu go out to fight!" Liu Yan said.

"Don't worry, my lord! The three of us will go back as soon as we go!" Lin Donglai said.

So the three brothers rushed out of the city.

Zhang Fei saw that Cheng Yuanzhi's army was holding weapons different from theirs, and then asked Lin Donglai: "Brother! You have seen a lot, do you know what this is?"

"Fuck, they are holding AK47s in their hands! I forgot that this is random entry!" Lin Donglai couldn't laugh or cry.

Is he planning to kill himself here?
Each of these soldiers shoots and he dies!
"Guan is here! You are waiting to die!"

He only heard Guan Yu shout, twirling his saber and rushing out.

"Damn! Don't go! You will be beaten into sesame cakes!" Lin Donglai shouted.

then……

None of the bullets hit Guan Yu.

Guan Yu went to the middle of the camp, cut off the head of Cheng Yuanzhi, who was showing off cuteness, with one knife, held it up high, and said to everyone: "Look, wait for the label to sell the head!"

"An anti-war drama, this is it! So many guns can't hit you, how did you do it!" Lin Donglai said dumbfounded, "I'm convinced!"