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"Army attack!"

Time waits for no one, since it is set that Liguan Erye is so brave, Lin Donglai will follow suit.

Although the Yellow Turban Army held modern guns, they were chopped down by Guan Erye with a big knife as easily as cutting melons and vegetables.

After cutting, Guan Yu still did not forget to stroke his long beard, and said with a big laugh: "You still need to practice for another 50 years!"

"Second brother, don't make trouble! With the setting that you can't even hit a bullet, it will be useless for them to practice for another 500 years!" Lin Donglai interrupted his pretentiousness.

The three brothers killed in the dark, and the Yellow Turban soldiers were killed with their helmets and armor removed.

"Oh! It hurts our family to death!"

Among the crowd, a fat man came out.

His face was full of black beards, and his eyes were about to protrude, like a sperm toad.

Dong Zhuo?

Dong Zhuo clasped his hands together and said, "Thank you three for your help, and who are they?"

"I am the Empress of King Jing of Zhongshan!" Lin Donglai said directly.

Dong Zhuo's spirit!
"Hahahaha! So it's Uncle Liu!" Dong Zhuo said.

Lin Donglai couldn't help complaining: "It's so good! I didn't even say who I am, but you know I'm Uncle Liu?"

"Uh... our family doesn't know what's going on, so we just blurted it out! Since everyone saved me, I can be the prime minister when I go back! Is the emperor interested in hanging out with our family? If I die, I will make you the crown prince!" Dong Zhuo said.

"You should save this sentence to your precious son, Lu Bu, a family slave with three surnames!" Lin Dong said.

"Our family invited you to give you face! Why, you are not happy!" Dong Zhuo said, "If you don't go today, you will go!"

"Who dares to threaten my elder brother!" Zhang Fei asked with killing intent.

System prompt: Go back with Dong Zhuo!

Depend on!
When Lin Donglai heard about this task, he immediately stopped Zhang Fei and said, "Second brother and third brother! This person can be the prime minister after returning, and we will need him when we use troops in the future! I will go back with him! I will leave the matter here to You! You..."

"Brother! Do you have anything else to say?" Guan Yu asked.

Lin Donglai grinned and smiled: "You must be obedient!"

"..."

"..."

"Big ear! I can call you that in the future!" Dong Zhuo said with a smile, "Go back to Beijing with our family and meet the Holy Majesty!"

So Lin Donglai went back with Dong Zhuo.

The screen switched directly to Luoyang.

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty had just taken office and was still a child.

Dong Zhuo can wear a sword to go to the palace, but Lin Donglai has to take off his shoes.

Among so many people, Lin Donglai recognized Cao Aman at a glance!

Cao Cao is still a captain of Xiaoqi.

However, if you get into the story randomly, anything can happen. Lin Donglai has messed up so many times, so it's not surprising.

Dong Zhuo said to Han Xiandi: "Your Majesty, I have found your long-lost uncle Liu Bei for you!"

Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty said in a milky voice: "Please hurry up!"

"Grassman Liu Bei, see the emperor!" Lin Donglai said.

"Uncle Huang please get up!" Han Xiandi said, "I am very happy to see Uncle Huang. I want to sing a song!"

"Your Majesty!" Lin Donglai pretended to cry again, "How can the grassroots be able to make the emperor sing a song for the grassroots!"

The eunuchs brought record players and microphones.

The background music is a bit familiar.

"My brother's old father..."

"Shut up, Your Majesty! One of your own!" Lin Donglai immediately told him to shut up.

"Wahhahaha!" Dong Zhuo said with a very weird laugh, "Our family is going to have a banquet tonight, how about staying at Wang Situ's house?"

Wang Situ was frightened, and immediately said: "Of course it's OK! A certain door mention!"

"Uh...that accent!" Lin Donglai was dumbfounded.

By the way, isn't Wang Situ Diao Chan's father?
Could it be that Lin Donglai could still meet Diao Chan!
night!

Dong Zhuo brought Liu Bei to Wang Situ's house, just like a big brother on the road with a dog's leg.

Wang Situ hurried out to receive him!
In the room, a very handsome man was standing beside Dong Zhuo holding a Fangtian painted halberd.

Is this Lu Bu?
"Godfather!" Lu Bu shouted.

"This title...is too modern!" Lin Donglai said in his heart.

Wang Situ smiled and said, "Everyone! I have a daughter named Diao Chan! I admire you all, and I learned a dance specially for everyone to see!"

According to the usual chaotic logic.

This Diaochan should be Sister Feng.

Lin Donglai focused on dealing with the venison and wine in front of him.

The wine from the Three Kingdoms period is really mellow!

And this venison is so delicious!
While everyone was talking, Diao Chan came on stage with his backup dancers.

She is veiled!

Lin Donglai frowned. This guy has a good figure, but his face feels like a man's facial features.

That's it!

It was the first time for Lin Donglai to eat venison, so he should eat more.

Dong Zhuo and Lu Buhun were about to be hooked away, but Lin Donglai was so absorbed in drinking and eating meat.

After drinking for three rounds, he was too strong to drink.

At this time, Diao Chan leaned towards her.

"Uncle Huang is different from others!" Diao Chan said.

"Huh? Why are they all drunk?" Lin Donglai found that both Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu had passed out.

"Sir! The fragrance of a little girl, only those with integrity will not be stunned! Diao Chan has danced for many people, but only Mr. has persisted until now!" Diao Chan said with some grievances, "It is Mr. who thinks I am not beautiful. ?"

"I haven't even seen your face, how can I know whether you are beautiful!" Lin Donglai said, "And your father is dizzy! I'll go! The amount of information is so powerful! This Wang Situ! How old and disrespectful! "

At this time, Diao Chan took off the veil.

Show off a delicate face!
Looking at this face, Lin Donglai was dumbfounded.

Diao Chan grinned: "It seems that Uncle Huang is just like them, I bet if Uncle Huang stood up and took three steps, he would definitely faint!"

Lin Donglai stood up and said, "Look! The first step! The dry bones in the banquet wine!"

do not know why!
Lin Donglai wanted to recite poetry.

He took the second step: "Unintentionally planting a willow into a shade! Feixue hints at the fairy!"

He took the last step: "Drunkness is only in a dream!"

Lin Donglai reached out and raised her chin: "Nizi! Uncle, I can not only walk three steps, but also recite poems!"

"That's not the case! All the men in the world, who see my heart, will not be dazzled by my fragrance! Unless...you have a cold!"

"You have a faint fragrance like apricot, pear blossom, and sweet-scented osmanthus! If my guess is correct, you use a mixture of several fragrances!" Lin Donglai said, "Do you still think I have a cold? !"

Diao Chan said: "No! You kiss me! I don't believe it!"

"Damn it! Aren't you ancient people very conservative!" Lin Donglai threw away the wine glass chicly, then grabbed Diao Chan and kissed her.

The kissed Diaochan blushed.

Lin Donglai spun around, and then pulled Diao Chan into his arms: "What Dong Zhuo! What Lu Bu! Today, I, Liu Bei, want to spend a good night with you, girl! Look at the moon outside the sky is beautiful! We spend the night before the moon, and we enjoy the moon go!"

Diao Chan said delicately, "Everything depends on you! I will be yours from now on!"

"What, you are mine now! I didn't do anything to you!" Lin Donglai was not happy anymore!
Diao Chan blushed and said, "You kissed me!"

"I'll go! That's what you want me to kiss! Don't play tricks!" Lin Donglai said dumbfounded.

Diao Chan said: "We are city people! We have a lot of tricks! Just accept your fate!"