Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

"Other skills and your master didn't learn well, but the smooth-tongue learned this very smoothly.

Guanyin Bodhisattva can no longer recite the mantra, and there is nothing he can do about Sun Wukong. "

"In front of the disciples, the master is always perfect, and everything is worth learning.

This is a necessary rule for being an apprentice. It seems that I have learned one of the master's true skills. Thank you Bodhisattva for your praise. "

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, your teacher's wife has a big temper, if you can't keep your face, we, the master and the apprentice, will be in trouble."

Tang Seng also made jokes and then asked Sun Wukong: "Is that brocade cassock whereabouts?"

"Master, there is a whereabouts, that brocade cassock was indeed stolen by that black fur monster.

I listened to what the monks said, and when I arrived at Heifeng Mountain, I walked on the mountain to look for the Batu Cave.

Seeing a little monster with a wooden box under his arm, I beat him to death with a club,

Take a look, it says that Elder Jinchi was invited to visit him, saying that he got a Buddhist robe.

Needless to say, it is definitely our brocade cassock. As long as we find this Elder Jinchi, we will be able to find the Black Wind Cave.

I checked around and found no other monasteries. I think it should be a certain monk in this Guanyin Temple.

I just wanted to come over and ask. Since there is an invitation for him, it proves that they have a good relationship.
At that time, I followed the monk and took us into the Batu Cave, and gave him a flower in the middle, which would definitely explode.

This is when I got here, these monks are gone, Master, could it be that these monks have all run away? "

Tang Seng chuckled: "That's right, I was slapped by our Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and sent to the West Paradise."

Sun Wukong was taken aback, this was something he hadn't thought of at all: "Cough, I was so scared that I was cautious, I thought it was Master, you set it on fire.

Then the teacher got angry with you, so I was careful. "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is a very virtuous and gentle Bodhisattva at first glance, how could it be possible.

Master, you must have burned all these monks. I said why it smelled like barbecue after coming here.

Monkey King obviously believed Tang Seng's words a long time ago, but it's just that the master can do it, but the Bodhisattva can't, otherwise it will be easy to form a mixed doubles situation.

"You, don't be fooled by this appearance, do you think this is Dongtu Great Tang?

People in the Eastern Tang Dynasty respected the rituals and abided by the law, so the manifested Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is gentle and virtuous,
If you look at this Avalokitesvara Temple, all of them are vicious monks. Of course, the manifested Avalokitesvara is different.

Avalokitesvara has used the power of faith to practice, what kind of belief, what kind of character is manifested.

When you get here, you will change Guanshiyin and become irritable, so the power of faith is not important. "

"You're talking nonsense, you can't get ivory out of your mouth!"

"Don't believe it, look at your image?
The entire Avalokitesvara Temple has been burned down, and the tall white marble statue of Avalokitesvara was burnt black by the flames.

With a flick of his hand, Tang Seng used the method of spreading clouds and rain to clean the dark Guanyin statue.

"Look at this Buddha statue, although it is tall, this part, this part will be touched and shiny.

This statue is a white marble statue, the more you touch it, the brighter it becomes, and the more white and tender it looks.

Look at these fat little feet, they feel really good to the touch, so tender and smooth to the touch.

And look at the top, damn it, how did you climb up to touch it so high. "Tang Seng jumped twice, but couldn't touch it, and couldn't help complaining.

It's okay to make complaints, but Sun Wukong was turned into a ladder so that he could climb up.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's face turned red, and he slapped the statue, smashing the statue to pieces.

"You..., you scoundrel, you apprentice!"

"What's the matter with Deng Tuzi? Deng Tuzi is the example of a good man, the prince charming in women's hearts! Thank you for the compliment, thank you for the compliment."

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva snorted, really unreasonable, then set up auspicious clouds and left directly.

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Seng suspiciously: "Master, these days, I have been studying the books of Dongtu Datang.

What Dengtuzi should say was written by Mr. Song Yu, [Dengtuzi Lustful Fu] Well, didn’t Guanshiyin Bodhisattva say that you are lustful? "

"That's not a good word, it's wrong! You only know one thing, but not the other.

[Dengtuzi Lustful Fu] Have you seen it, Dengtuzi's wife is extremely ugly, Dengtuzi still likes it very much,
Moreover, he and his wife had five children, and they played harmoniously, which shows that the relationship between husband and wife is particularly good.

Deng Tuzi is also a high official, can't he see beautiful women?If he wants to marry a beautiful woman, it's not a matter of saying a word.

So Dengtuzi is not lustful at all, he pays attention to feelings, and is a good husband for women.

As for Song Yu, there was a beautiful woman in his neighbor's house who lay on the wall and watched him for three years, but he was indifferent.

Apprentice, who doesn't like beautiful women?Song Yu, a big man, was indifferent!

Use your brain and think about it, this person has a problem! "

Monkey King is extremely clever, he can see through a little bit, and immediately understand the meaning.

"Master, that means his thing is a decoration?"

"Insightful, this is also one of the explanations, so it is better to have no books than to believe in books.

Whether it is reading or doing things, you must do it with your brain instead of copying what others say, and you must have your own views and opinions.

Only in this way can we renew every day, renew every day, and renew every day. "

Sun Wukong suddenly realized, and saluted Tang Seng: "Thank you for your teaching, Master."

Guanyin Bodhisattva did not go far. Hearing Tang Seng's theory, he said in his heart that this little man is really suitable for ordinary people, not ordinary.

The Guanyin Temple has been turned into ruins, and it has no meaning here anyway.

Sun Wukong turned into a carriage with his hair, and took Xuanyi, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, and Seven, and left this sad place to Heifeng Mountain.

The Jinlan cassock has not been found yet, and this matter has not been resolved.

Since this black bear has stolen something, he has to pay the price!

Tang Seng was riding a white dragon horse, and Sun Wukong was driving the carriage. After a while, they walked into Heifeng Mountain.

A group of people were walking, when they suddenly heard someone talking in the straw shop, Wukong's figure flashed to the bottom of the stone cliff.

I saw three goblins sitting there, a big man in black, an old Taoist priest, and a scholar in white.

The big man in black said: "I got a treasure last night, it's called Jin Lan Buddha Clothes, it's a very good treasure.

Tomorrow I'm going to hold a Buddha clothing meeting, and I hope you two will come. "

The old Taoist and the gentleman in white said: "Okay, I will definitely go tomorrow.

Sun Wukong used his golden eyes to sweep away, these are three monsters!
That big man in black happened to be a black bear spirit, so he couldn't find it without his iron shoes, and it didn't take much effort to get along with him! "

He immediately shouted: "You black charcoal head, how dare you steal my cassock, beat me!"

The golden cudgel was struck down, and the big man in black braved the strong wind and escaped.

The old Taoist also rode the cloud and disappeared.

Sun Wukong beat the white-clothed scholar to death with a stick, and the white-clothed man fell to the ground, revealing his original shape, which turned out to be a white snake.

White snake is the general term for pit vipers, including all snakes such as five-step snakes and cobras.

This white flower snake is a mature five-step snake. This snake is very large, already five feet long.

In other words, it was as thick as a bucket and more than ten meters long. It was indeed a very rare snake.

"Wukong, hurry up and chase, that black guy is the right one, don't let him get away."

"Okay, master! Sun Wukong used the wind to argue, and chased him closely."

Tang Seng jumped off the white dragon horse, turned the white snake and threw it on the carriage, followed the mark left by Monkey King, and continued walking into the mountain.

It seems that Journey to the West is not difficult, as long as you find the right direction, it will be over in a short time.

Beat the black bear monster to death, and bring back the Jinlan cassock, it's over, it's done easily.

Tang Seng doesn't care about demons and ghosts at all.

As long as the quantity is not too much, according to his current cultivation level, he will be tied up with fairy ropes and made into delicious dishes.
Eat a good meal and continue on the road. It's not that difficult, and it's not that thrilling.

The cultivation level of this black bear monster should be lower than that of Monkey King, so he felt more at ease with Monkey King, and rode forward slowly.

Walking on the mountain road seems to be a short distance, but it is not the case when walking. This is the saying.

Xuan [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], and [-] are all ordinary people. They haven't practiced spiritually yet, they can't walk against the wind, they can only walk along the mountain road.

The mountain road was winding and winding, and it took an hour to reach a cave.

Monkey King was holding a golden cudgel, cursing loudly with his stomach full.

The cave is tightly closed, and Monkey King can't open the cave no matter what method he uses.

"Is this the guy who Wukong stole from us?"

"Master can't be wrong, I watched him run in, we still have 100 rounds of fighting,

This guy's martial arts is pretty good, a little worse than mine, but he's very rambunctious.

I just exercised my muscles and bones. This guy said he was hungry, so he ran in and went home to eat, what the hell. "