Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

"This bear is indeed a rascal, but since he found his place, he can't run away.

We're not in a hurry, today we'll eat snake stew, and when we're full, let's make gestures with him.

The bear is also a good thing. It is full of treasures and is said to be very delicious.

I ate bear paws a few times when I was in Dongtu Datang. It was delicious, really delicious, and it was ranked among the top eight treasures. It really deserves its reputation.

We must catch this bear, I am already looking forward to it. "

Sun Wukong put away the golden cudgel, turned it into a knife with the hair, hung up the white snake, removed the poisonous part first, then pulled out the snake skin, rolled it up, and put it in the car.

This snake skin is a good thing. Snake skin is rich in nutrition. It is mainly a famous medicinal material, which can improve eyesight, reduce swelling, treat kidney deficiency, and even make various musical instruments.

Such a large piece of snake skin can be sold for a lot of money. Now that the population is large, food expenses will also increase, so it needs to be carefully calculated.

Master is a person who pays attention to food, so he must not be sloppy at all.

Snake meat is no different from other meats. It can be stewed, braised in soy sauce, fried, stewed, fried, or stewed. It is not much different from pigs.

Snake meat also has some unique dishes, such as Three Snake Soup and Five Snake Soup, which taste fresh, tender and nutritious.

Under the guidance of Tang Seng, Monkey King cooked twelve dishes in different ways, and nine masters and apprentices sat on the table to eat happily.

Monkey King was not idle either, yelling and cursing at Batu Cave while eating.

"Okay, please stop for a while, don't affect our appetite for a damn bear.

You see, the invitation letter written by this bear to Elder Jinchi is very appropriate.

This bear is still a knowledgeable bear, and his literary accomplishment is really good. "

Sun Wukong nodded and said: "That's true, Master, and there are even more strange ones.

When I was fighting with him, after I reported my name, he actually knew that I was Bi Mawen in the sky.

Although I know he is using this to irritate me, but he is just a monster in the wild mountains, how can he know the things in the sky?

Master, I also feel very strange when you say that. "

Tang Seng pondered and said: "It's really strange, ordinary monsters don't learn human documents, this is one of them.

And what you said just now is even more strange, how could he know the things in the sky?

This bear's background is unusual. For the past two months, I have been teaching you the Earth Sha spell. In the past two months, your spell has improved very quickly, much more powerful than when you were making trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

This bear actually fought you for more than 100 rounds before getting exhausted.

Your natural copper essence is extremely strong, and the mana of the Nine-turn Mysterious Kung Fu is endless, which means that his mana is stronger than when you were making trouble in the heavenly palace.

So, let's be careful.

You also know that this Guanyin Temple is a part of Journey to the West, and we have encountered two high-level battles here. "

"In other words, there are still many battles to be fought."

Tang Seng laughed and said: "There are not so many. I counted them. If I'm not wrong, our difficulty should be No. 11."

"Is it really a lot of hardships, or is it so open-minded, I was just crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, and I was so depressed that I died.

It seems that the comparison between me and Master is too far behind, and I still need to work harder. "

"Actually, it's nothing, as long as we face each other directly, the pain is not painful, it's all in the mood.

If you take suffering as a kind of enjoyment, or as a kind of experience, the feeling will be completely different. "Tang Seng nodded and said.

"Master is right, this life is full of ups and downs, sad and resentful, and happy.

So, be happy and enjoy yourself to be worthy of yourself. "

Tang Seng sighed: "It's really strange that you, a monkey, have sighed for life."

Sun Wukong said seriously: "Master, you are a human race, if I take you as my teacher, I will no longer be a monster race, but a human race.

It's just that I have long hair all over my body. These are all appearances, mainly the heart. "

Tang Seng nodded and said: "Sure enough, you are very smart, to have such an understanding.

We in Tang Dynasty also have the same words, as long as you learn Chinese etiquette, you will be a person of Tang Dynasty, and your perception is the same. "

A five-foot-long white snake was eaten up by them in one meal.

Of course, Tang Seng and Monkey King mainly ate it. As for Xuanyi, [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], and [-], they were not enough, and they didn’t eat much.

After eating, Monkey King scolded at the door for a while, but the door was closed tightly, and it seemed that there were no monsters inside.

Sun Wukong set up a cloud head and patrolled Heifeng Mountain.

The three caves of the cunning rabbit, it is impossible for this goblin to have only one cave exit, there may be other places.

The bear couldn't stop them, turned into a turtle, and ran out from another hole, so they had nothing to do.

After patrolling the top of the mountain for a while, he turned to another hillside. It happened that the Taoist priest appeared there again, dragging a glass dish with two pills in it.

This goblin has a problem with his brain, he's so stupid, he's showing his place, and he's still here.

Sun Wukong dodged over and hit him on the head with a stick, which immediately exploded the old man's head.

Sure enough, there is no brain, and there is no bloodshed.

The Taoist fell to the ground and turned into a wolf. Sun Wukong caught the plate and put away the two pills.

Holding the wolf's body in his hand, he went back to the cave entrance and put the giant wolf on the ground.

"Master, I also caught the Taoist priest who escaped, and it turned out to be a wolf.

That bear aspires to be a monk, but this wolf aspires to be a Taoist priest, it's really strange.

Could it be that both Buddhism and Taoism are beasts? "

Tang Seng said: "You have misunderstood it, which means that the influence of Buddhism and Taoism is very far-reaching, so that those goblins are very yearning and hope to learn.

That's what's scary about them. "

Sun Wukong laughed: "I'm just laughing at them, but the elixir made by this wolf is not bad.

I have also learned to refine yin and yang to match dragons and tigers. When I was in Huaguo Mountain, I also refined some elixirs. Compared with the elixirs refined by this wolf, there is still a gap. "

Tang Seng turned the glass plate over and saw Lingxu Zizhi written on the bottom of the plate.

"I didn't expect this wolf to have a dao name."

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said: "Master, I have an idea, can't I change like 72?
Of course, Master, you are more proficient. Didn’t this wolf make two pills, I guess they are planning to give them to that bear.

I eat one, and then turn into a pill, and you become this Taoist priest to trick this door open.

Let that bear eat my elixir, I got into his stomach and tore out all his intestines.

Don't hurt this guy to death. "

"Monkey, this is a conspiracy, you know, a conspiracy.

It is okay for us to use tactics as a last resort.

Now that we have the advantage, we should go forward indomitably. Only when the enemy is intimidated by the destructive momentum, will it be enjoyable to fight like this. "

Sun Wukong scratched his head: "Master, you are right, but this door is very strong.

I can't even open it with a golden cudgel. If we can't get in, that guy won't come out like a turtle in a shell. We can't do anything about it. "

"I will break it for you as a teacher."

Tang Seng got up, walked to the front of the Black Wind Cave, and with a flick of his hand, the Human Emperor Sword was in his hand.

The Human Sovereign Sword was originally the essence of the Human Sovereign's Fire, and this Human Sovereign's Fire was more powerful than the ten real fires.

Tang Seng used the Renhuang sword to draw a light circle in the door opening, and put the Renhuang sword away.

Then he said to Sun Wukong: "Smash it open!"

Sun Wukong swung the golden cudgel and smashed it on the door opening. With a bang, the door was smashed to pieces.

Holding the golden cudgel, Sun Wukong stepped into the Batu Cave with great energy.

Tang Seng walked in calmly with his hands behind his back and square steps.

"My lord, it's a disaster, it's a disaster!" That monkey called in!
The black wind monster rushed over with a long spear, and Monkey King raised his golden cudgel to meet him.

Tang Seng flicked it lightly with his hand, and a fairy rope flew over, directly binding the black bear monster.

The black fur monster screamed and fell to the ground with a plop.

Sun Wukong picked up the golden cudgel and smashed it towards the head of the black fur monster.

"Wukong stop!"

"Master, could it be that you want to eat something alive?"

"Nonsense, as a teacher, do you have to be so aggressive? You go and destroy the other little demons first."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was not far from the Heifeng Mountain where he was hiding, and he was surprised to see Tang Seng using the Renhuang Sword everywhere.