Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

What surprised Avalokitesvara even more was that after Tang Seng and his disciples entered the Batu Cave, not long after, all the monsters in the Batu Cave ran around.

Monkey King plucked a bunch of hairs from his body, chanted a mantra and blew with his mouth, and all the hairs that fell became Monkey King's appearance.

None of the more than 1000 monsters in the mountain ran away, and they were all tied up by Monkey King.

They formed a whole team and returned to the Batu Caves.

The battle started suddenly and ended quickly. Within half an hour, Heifeng Mountain quieted down.

This is too weird, isn't that monkey not asking himself to solve the problem?This is not scientific.

Guanshiyin Bodhisattva was a little hesitant, not knowing what happened inside.

That black bear spirit is her hunting target, won't let those two unreliable masters and apprentices get killed?

Thinking of this, Avalokitesvara immediately set off, entered the Black Wind Cave, and saw a scene that stunned him.

The Jinlan cassock has been found, and Monkey King has carefully put it away.

What they are interrogating now is the treasure hidden by the black bear spirit.

Xuan Yi led his six little brothers, holding a space bag, and was filling it with various treasures.

Rather than saying that they are pretending to be a baby, it is better to say that they are tearing down the house.

These children are all children from poor families, and they look like treasures in everything.

Even the floor tiles laid on the ground were carefully pried off by them and packed in cloth bags.

This black bear spirit has lived here for thousands of years and has collected many treasures.

It can be said that he is the real richest man in this area, and this cave is very elegantly arranged.

It's just that these seven children have been tossing for a while, and they have slowly turned into ruins.

When Guanyin Bodhisattva came in, he saw an unforgettable scene in his life.

The black brother was tied to a wooden stick with a fairy rope, and his hair had been shaved off. It was hard to imagine that the bear without hair was a bear.

The bear was being roasted slowly on the rack, and the monkey Monkey King took various seasonings and slowly brushed the bear's body.

While brushing, his mouth was still rambling about how delicious the roasted whole bear would be.

"You guys are going too far, although this bear is a goblin, but goblins also have dignity.

This goblin practiced here and did not harm innocent people. How could you treat him like this? "

Tang Seng and Sun Wukong turned their heads and saw the angry Guanyin Bodhisattva again.

It is said in the world that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is merciful and compassionate, and always looks peaceful. Why do I always see Bodhisattvas who are angry?
Tang Seng scratched the back of his head with his hands for some inexplicable reasons, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva and said.

"What's the matter, this monster is related to you? Oh, I see, otherwise he wouldn't be so arrogant, he dared to steal the treasure of Old Buddha of the West.

I was still wondering which mighty man was his backer, and it turned out to be you.

Let's talk about it carefully, this guy stole our brocade cassock, which is regarded as self-stealing.

You clearly know that we are going to Journey to the West, and you clearly know that you personally gave me this brocade cassock for me to wear on the Journey to the West.

He was actually stolen, I wondered, it turned out that you secretly ordered it, did you want to show us off, right?

You hide behind to watch the excitement, we have no choice, you are making a gorgeous appearance, it looks like you are full of bullshit. "

Tang Seng's true and false statements are unified, but they have also changed, which is even more true.

"Nonsense, be careful that I will tear your mouth apart!" Guan Yin became furious: "There is nothing that makes your mouth say the same as the truth."

I only saw this black bear spirit from a distance when I was surveying the Journey to the West.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, help me, seeing that we used to be in the same line, please help me!"

The black bear spirit saw Guanyin Bodhisattva and immediately adapted to ask for help.

"You and I are in the same vein, how is this possible, why don't I know you?"

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, you are a god on high, so of course you won't pay attention to us.

We used to be low-key little immortals. I met you in the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation during the Conferred God period. "

Avalokitesvara was taken aback, and Tang Seng suddenly realized, that's right, how could a wild goblin have such high spells.

At first glance, he was born in a major, and it turned out that he had stopped teaching, so this makes sense.

In the Battle of the Conferred Gods, Jiejiao was calculated miserably. Eighty percent of the star kings in the sky were elves of Jiejiao.

Now there are not many people left in Jiejiao, and the leader of Tongtian Dajiao has been detained. Without a backbone, it can be said that the tree fell and the monkeys scattered.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva couldn't help feeling a little sad after hearing this. The three religions were originally one family, but now, alas, it doesn't matter if you don't talk about it.

Now her mentality has also changed, she was pushed out to the west, and she was reincarnated countless times, all in the body of a daughter, which cut off the previous karma.

"I'm begging for favors. How about giving him to me? Guanshiyin Bodhisattva hesitated again and again, but still felt that he would follow the previous plan."

Tang Seng was not very happy: "This guy has a brain problem, he is just a waste, and his talent is not enough, what do you want him to do?"

"Why is talent not high? He has already reached the top of the Golden Immortal, and if he takes another step up, he will be the Great Luo Golden Immortal, and he will not be much lower than your apprentice Sun Wukong."

Tang Seng snorted: "How long has he practiced, how old is this goblin, and how old is my apprentice.

Look, let's do the math, not to mention how old he lived before, it's hard to say.

At least when you conferred the gods, it was in the last years of the Shang Dynasty, or the early years of the Zhou Dynasty.

At that time, this guy was able to enter the list of immortals, and he had already realized his participation in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation.

You can tell from the name that they are from the Immortal family. He must have been an Earth Immortal at the very least at that time, right?
Well, he was not very good at that time, let's count according to the early days of the Earth Immortal, and more than 600 years have passed since the end of the Shang Dynasty.

On this day, it took more than 600 years to reach the peak of Jinxian. This talent is too good, how can it compare with my apprentice?

How old is my apprentice and how long has he been practicing.

We are doing calculations, you have been suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain by your conspiracy and tricks, this time it will be 500 years,

Without any cultivation resources for 500 years, it is impossible to practice at all.

500 years ago happened to be the time when Wang Mang usurped the throne, that is, the Han Dynasty. From that time, my apprentice made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace and then pushed forward.

In fact, it didn't take long for him to make troubles in the sky. My apprentice went from being a Bi Mawen to a great sage equal to heaven.

It was put in the alchemy furnace and grilled for a while, and it only lasted for about a year.

Let's just say that there is one year in the sky and one year in the ground. He is only more than 300 years old.

This is counting from his eye-catching, when he eliminated his life and death before, it was written that he could live for 342 years.

Based on this, it is estimated that my apprentice should have been born in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

Yes, haha, there is nothing wrong with my reasoning, only the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the breath of heaven and earth was disturbed, so that the Nine-Aperture Linglong Stone on Huaguo Mountain mutated, and then a monkey jumped out.

In terms of age, it is also my apprentice who only appeared hundreds of years after the Conferred God.

My apprentice is full of calculations, and he has not been practicing for a long time, and he is already a Taiyi Sanxian.

Look at this bear, this bear, after so many years, is the peak of Jinxian.

The living conditions are still so superior, and I have lived in seclusion here for more than 600 years, and my cultivation level is still so embarrassing, but I have not improved.

I said, forget about it, just like that, if you take him away, it is also a waste of your cultivation resources.

It's better that we bake it and eat it with seasonings, so that we can make the best use of it. "

Guanyin Bodhisattva's chest rose and fell again, and she didn't understand that she was always calm in other places,

Even in Daleiyin Temple, in front of the old Western Buddha, his heart is as calm as water.

Why didn't he get angry after seeing this Tang Seng, this bad guy is simply his nemesis.

Is it really the reason for the red headband?

But after Tang Seng tied her a red-headed rope, she once looked for Yuelao and Nuwa Empress.

Neither of these two gods who are in charge of marriage have this kind of red-headed rope.

They all use invisible red lines, but Tang Seng uses real things.

This little friend, how many can be compared with you, the golden cicada, a wild beast, and how many can be compared with the stone monkey, Monkey King.

That stone monkey practiced the Nine Turns Mysterious Art, although it was a little bad, it was not comparable to other exercises.

This bear's talent is already very good.

"I don't care, I have to take him away!" Guanyin Bodhisattva said.