Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Sun Wukong said: "Since Master said so, it must be true."

As soon as the master and apprentice reached the entrance of the street, they saw a young man dressed as a servant.

He was carrying a burden on his back, obviously going to walk a long way, kicking small stones on the road with his feet boringly while walking.

The young man frowned, obviously reluctant.

"Eldest brother, is this person driven away by the master's family?"

Xuan Yi is older, and now he is sitting on the shaft and driving the carriage, while Monkey King is walking, leading Tang Seng's horse.

Now that we have reached the flat road, Monkey King no longer drives the carriage, but gives it to Xuan Yi.

Sun Wukong said: "Yes, it seems to be like this. It's just that we need to see the essence through the phenomenon.

No rich man would abandon such a young servant,
It's the time when you are young and vigorous, what's wrong with you.But, here comes our deal. "

Xuan Yi was immediately interested: "What kind of business is it, senior brother, are we going to make a lot of money again?"

Xuan Yi is in charge of their money expenditure now, and Xuan Yi's eyes immediately start to light up as soon as money is mentioned.

"Little brother, you are a little money fanatic, of course not, but with this guy, after we enter the villa, we will have no worries about food and drink, and we will be very comfortable regardless of food and lodging."

"Senior brother is really powerful." Xuan Yi said.

"That is, how old are you? I am almost a thousand years old. I have traveled more salt than you have eaten. Young people, work hard!"

After Monkey King finished speaking, he took two quick steps and stopped the young man.

"Little man, let me ask you something, what is this place?"

The young man said angrily: "It's all at the gate of Zhuangzi. You'll know it when you walk in. Ask me why, it's unnecessary."

Sun Wukong grabbed the young man and said: "I said young man, why do you have no manners at all?

I'm just asking for directions, are you going to make me look bad?
As the saying goes, it is convenient to be with others and convenient to oneself. When anyone is away from home, you are going to travel far away. Do you also want to meet such impolite people like you? "

The young man suddenly became furious: "You can control it, if you block the way again, I will hit you with my head!"

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "You see that I am small, hairy, and dry, and you think I'm easy to bully?

Let me tell you, as long as you can break my hand, it is considered a skill, and I will let you go.

Otherwise, you must answer my question and give me an apology. "

The young man's strenuous efforts did not break away from Monkey King's hand.

Yes, how could it be possible to break free?

Sun Wukong always used the golden cudgel when he fought. The golden cudgel weighs more than 8000 kilograms, so how powerful is that.

That young man is just an ordinary person, not to mention breaking off Monkey King's hand, even bending a hair on Monkey King's hand, if Monkey King is not willing, he can't do it.

"All right, I'm convinced, let me tell you, this is the border of Uzang, and our village is called Gao Laozhuang.

The reason why it is called Gao Laozhuang is because people with the surname Gao account for more than half of the village, and those who are rich and powerful are all surnamed Gao.

Okay, I've made it clear enough. "

Sun Wukong said: "I think you are going to travel a long way, what are you doing so far as a servant, did you steal some money from your master's house and run away quietly?

The young man said: "You don't wrong people, my master is a respected official, he is very kind to us.

My name is Gao Cai, and I am an old woman from an old member of my family. She is very beautiful.

Three years ago, for some reason or where, a monster came and occupied my family's Third Miss.

My old family member did not agree, so he locked our third lady in the room.

It's been more than half a year, and I don't know how my third lady is doing now.

In the past six months, I have invited many masters, all kinds of monks and Taoists.

In the end, they were all foreign powerhouses, and it was fine if they couldn't beat them, and they were killed by that monster.

My family members were very angry.Said that I was useless and couldn't invite the great master, and gave me some money this time, so I went to visit the famous master.

The old man issued a death order, and if he couldn't find a mage with powerful spells, he told me not to come back.

Little master, how can there be so many people with strong spells? That monster is too powerful, that's why I got angry, I'm really sorry. "

After the young man was angry, his mood calmed down, and he was very humble in dealing with advances and retreats.

Sitting on the horse, Tang Seng looked at the young man and nodded. He was indeed a rich and well-educated man, and even the servants at home were so humble and polite.

I also wonder why the gods, demons and Buddhas in the Three Realms bully these kind families,

Is it true that people are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden by others?

These gods, demons and Buddhas are also vicious people who bully the weak and fear the hard, they dare not provoke the vicious people,
Just put them in hell and secretly torment their ghosts, they are really useless things.

The more Tang Seng thought about it, the more angry he became. He despised all the gods, demons and Buddhas of the three realms, and then complained a lot.

Monkey King turned his head to look at Tang Seng, and found that Tang Seng didn't say anything, so he said: "Young man,

You don't have to travel far, it's your luck that you met our master and apprentice.

Those of us monks who eat vegetarian food and recite scriptures are not useless, but we do have great skills in subjugating monsters and eliminating monsters.

And our medical skills are very good, there is only one pill, no matter what your disease is, one will be all right.

To tell you the truth, we are from Dongtu Datang, have you seen this handsome guy sitting on this horse,

This is the younger brother of His Majesty the Tang Dynasty, my master Sanzang Great Master!
Wherever we go, we are called holy monks. We are going to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek sutras. "

Gao Cai said, "I've never heard of the Great Tang Dynasty.

What?As for you, the master, you are fair-looking, and you are indeed a handsome guy.

Being so slender, you can fight those monsters. The monsters are so powerful that they won't blow you to death in one breath. "

Sun Wukong said: "If you are big and strong, you don't necessarily have strength.

Although we have lost weight, we are all bones covered with flesh, and we are very strong.

Think about it, I grab you with one hand, you can't even move, you are much taller than me, right?

This is still me, that is my master, even more powerful, let's go, I will take care of things that will not delay you. "

"I'm kind enough to tell you that that monster is very powerful, so don't brag. You won't blame me if you get beaten to death by that monster."

Sun Wukong said: "I don't blame you, I don't blame you, don't worry, the goblin who can defeat me is still liquid.

Now all the monsters in the world are juniors in my hands. "

Mrs. Gao was at home, sighing, but saw Gao Cai who had just left home and returned with a small burden on his back.

Elder Gao, who was already angry, couldn't help cursing: "I told you to go out and invite the mage. After walking for a quarter of an hour, you came back again, it's simply hateful!"

As a scholarly family, such cursing is already the most vicious.

Gao Cai shuddered, and hurriedly said to Mrs. Gao, "My lord, I have already invited the archmage.

Today is also the fate of the third lady of our family. I just walked out of our village and met a great mage.

The great mage said that he has the ability to reach the sky and the earth, and that all the monsters in the world are his juniors.

Subduing demons and eliminating demons comes easily, no matter how powerful demons and ghosts are, they have to crawl under their feet. "

"Great talent, you have met a braggart, right? We are in four miles and five villages, let alone far away,

All the sorcerers within a hundred miles are no match for that monster.You should have met a liar who wanted money.

I said, why doesn't your child have a long memory?

A few days ago, those monks and Taoist priests came to our place to cheat money.

What was the result, I was beaten to death by that monster, how much money did we lose in order to make peace.

I'm rich, but I can't stand such a toss. "

Gao Cai said: "Master, this time is different, these monks are magicians who came from far, far away.

I heard from them that they came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and they were also the younger brother of His Majesty the Tang Emperor.

Master, I understand what Yudi means, he is the emperor's godbrother.

According to the order of their emperor, they went to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and learn Buddhist scriptures.

As far as I know, that Tang Dynasty is about six thousand miles away from our place, which is very far away.

If you think about it, they must be able to come here safely on such a long road. "

Old Mrs. Gao thought for a while: "It makes sense, as the saying goes, monks from afar know how to chant scriptures.

Since he came from such a far away place, he should have some extraordinary abilities.

What's more, if you call yourself brother and brother with the emperor of the Eastern Tang Dynasty, that is equivalent to a national teacher.

Your high platform has people waiting at the door, why don't you come here quickly!No, no, no, I'll go and greet you! "