Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

Mrs. Gao hurriedly walked outside, took two steps and stumbled.

Gao Cai hurriedly helped Mrs. Gao, and the two trotted all the way to the door.

Tang Cheng was riding on the horse, and Monkey King was holding the reins of the horse, waiting at the door.

Xuan Yi asked Sun Wukong in the carriage: "Eldest brother, I recently read the book given by the master, it said that rushing is not a business.

Did people not want to see us and gave us a closed door? "

Sun Wukong said: "Little brother, this monster is very powerful, they have no choice but to let us try it.

So, let's eat this meal, it must be very rich.

Junior brother, what kind of food do you want to eat, you should think about it first, if we ask them to ask for it, they have to make it for us. "

"Brother, I just want to eat something lighter. I've been eating meat these days, and it almost makes me sick." Xuan Qi said with a bitter face.

They, Xuan One Two 35 Six Seven, were originally children of a poor family, and later came to Guanyin Temple as little lucky children.

I have never eaten big fish and meat, and I really can't stand it these days.

While talking, the old man Gao came out of the house, saw Tang Seng and hurriedly saluted: "You two elders, you are polite."

Tang Seng jumped off his horse and raised his hand in return.

Monkey King was talking to Xuan Yi and the others, with his back turned to Mrs. Gao, when he heard someone talking behind him, he turned around quickly.

Seeing Monkey King's appearance, Mrs. Gao trembled with fright, and stretched out his hand to slap Gao Cai on the head.

"You are talented, you want to piss me off, our family has an ugly and famous son-in-law,

This time you brought another Lei Gong, and you still want our family to not be ashamed, not afraid of being ridiculed by others! "

Sun Wukong was not happy when he heard this: "I said, you old man, how do you judge people by their appearance?

If you are handsome and beautiful, you can catch monsters, why don't you hold a beauty pageant,

Set up a table, twenty or thirty unscrupulous judges with vicious mouths, and they will definitely be able to choose some handsome guys and beautiful girls.

You just let those most beautiful people hunt down monsters and catch monsters for you, maybe they stand in front of the monsters, and directly make those monsters so handsome that they are so beautiful.

Your way of trying to catch monsters is really unique through the ages. "

The old man Gao was humiliated by Monkey King's words, but his fearful heart calmed down.

Although there was still some fear in my heart, I still saluted Monkey King tremblingly.

Sun Wukong also politely returned the gift, and then called Shangxuan one two three four five six seven, and nine masters and apprentices walked into Gao Laozhuang.

Tang Seng and his disciples walked into the Gao family compound, and the whole village was shocked. This group of monks were so handsome that people could not bear to look at them.
The huge contrast formed between the beauty and the ugliness immediately created a sensational effect, and immediately spread the uproar in the village.

"Have you heard that the servants of Mrs. Gao's house met a monk from a faraway place at the door,
The great monk is so weird, the handsome one is as gentle as jade.

The ugly one is too ugly, compared to the ugly son-in-law of Mrs. Gao's family, it's almost on par. "

"Really, let's go and see."

"What do you look at, the three sons-in-law of Mrs. Gao's family have scared you to the point of fainting seven or eight times.

That great monk's big apprentice stared at you, and it didn't make you faint from fright. "

"Erpizi, you are talking nonsense, I fainted three times, and that son-in-law stuck his three-foot-long mouth in my face.

That big nose on your face didn't make you faint. Let's see what's going on from a distance. "

"Let's go watch the fun, okay, Mrs. Gao is also a highly respected person.

We have been avoiding him all these years, which is already very unreasonable. "

"What are you talking about, we are not avoiding him, we are avoiding his ugly son-in-law,
Mrs. Gao has been a kind person since he was young, and he can't say how kind to us people.

Erpizi, tell me why good people don't get rewarded?How did you find such an ugly ghost son-in-law? "

"Isn't it? It's really unfair. Now that you've recovered, you're finally here. With the arrival of a powerful archmage, Mrs. Gao can feel proud."

People stood at the gate of Gao's compound and talked a lot. Gao Cai walked to the gate and saluted all the villagers.

"Fellow folks, let's all go away, you must keep your mouth shut, don't be overheard by that monster,

Scared the monster away, and then looked for him again, but it would be difficult to find him.

The Great Masters from the Eastern Tang Dynasty are Protestant monks, and they will not live here for a long time.

We will be in trouble if that monster comes back after they leave. "

"Xiaocai, you are right, everyone must keep their mouths shut these few days and don't discuss this matter!"

Some prestigious old people began to instruct their descendants.

All the people in Gao Laozhuang nodded and said that everyone left quietly, and when they returned home, although they didn't say anything in their hearts, their hearts were full of curiosity.

In the Gao family compound, Mrs. Gao personally enriched the chefs in the kitchen to cook quickly.

Tang Seng told the old man: "We just need some vegetarian food, and there is no need to cook meaty things."

Old Mrs. Gao asked suspiciously, "Why? You Dongtu Datang monks are still so particular?"

Sun Wukong quickly made a haha ​​and said: "Yes, yes, it is true that the monks in the Eastern Tang Dynasty mainly ate vegetarian food.
We are used to eating vegetarian food, haha, we are used to it. "

Old Mrs. Gao was suspicious. The great mages here didn't have this kind of saying, and they ate the same as ordinary people.

It's just that if you want something from others, you can only listen to them.

The place where Wusi is hiding is a plateau, where there is a lot of meat, and those vegetables are even more precious than meat.

Of course, Monkey King and the others didn't know this at all, but Tang Seng did.

In his previous life, he had been to U-Tsang and knew what kind of environment it was like.

Tang Seng hurriedly said to the old man Gao: "Old man, you don't have to listen to him, we call it going to the country to do as the Romans do.

It is enough to prepare some meals for us according to the meals you usually eat.

It's just that old people, we don't eat slaughtered cattle and sheep now, we eat three clean meats. "

The old man nodded suspiciously, he didn't understand what the three clean meats were, but he knew that killing was not allowed.

Tang Seng and his group are completely different from the monks here, so Monkey King still let some of them wear a monk's robe and a dharma ring on their head.

Tang Seng has short hair, wears a yellow robe of a dragon, and a purple gold crown on his head.

The only thing that resembles a monk is that he holds a nine-tin Zen stick in his hand.

The boys following him were dressed in blue robes, as if they were the bookboys of wealthy families.

It's just that these children didn't have long hair either, they all had short hair and tall hair.

The old man had never been to Dongtu Tang, so he thought that all the monks in Dongtu Tang were dressed like this.

While eating, Mrs. Gao asked: "Just now my youngest said that you are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?"

Tang Seng said: "I am indeed from the east, and my emperor ordered me to go to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures.

These are the apprentices I took on the road, we will stay here for a night, have some fast food, and we will leave tomorrow. "

Old Mrs. Gao was taken aback and asked, "Holy Monk, you are here to stay overnight, not to catch that monster?"

Sun Wukong hastily interjected: "Of course, we went to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures, and we didn't live here permanently, of course we passed by here to stay overnight.

It's just that Gao Cai said at the entrance of the village that there are monsters here, so he just played around with a few monsters.

Easy things, easy things, old man, how many monsters do you have here?
Let me know first, so that we can make preparations, so that nothing will happen when we get there.

In case of running one or two, and it is hard to find, we are short on time and have an urgent task, and we don't have time to stay with you for a long time.

In this case, it will make everyone look bad. "

Old Mrs. Gao wailed and said, "My grandpa, how many monsters can there be?

One of them got us all overwhelmed, and made a large group. If this is the case, I should have died long ago.

Holy monk, there are really not many, only one, just one.

This is still my son-in-law, this is enough for me. "

When Monkey King heard this, he became interested. There is a story in it, and it is the love and hatred of a monster.

The old man admits that the monster is his son-in-law, which proves that the monster is married by a bright matchmaker.

The old man didn't resist at the beginning, why did he get so tight afterwards?
It's really strange, how can an ordinary human race get entangled with monsters and come up with such incredible things?